Pasta w/ Prosciutto - My Way

[yamongirl1]

did you get a new stove from a while back?

[papercuts777]

@yamongirl1 Ya, the white was was a new one and the yellow one was from decadees ago. haha

[projectink]

fuck eh i would be glad to be your camra guy i bet you feed him well

[papercuts777]

@projectink Cam ops eat vey well here and free beer and a cab ride home plus some takeaway food!

Cheers!

[brendagia73]

my favorite by far..LOL..two slaps for the cameraman..LOL

[papercuts777]

@brendagia73 He's getting two more today when I see his junky ass! haha

Cheers!

[xdfgf]

LOL what a riot

[papercuts777]

@xdfgf Just watched it again. It was a bit of fun! haha

[tjm2678]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT EPISODE

[papercuts777]

@tjm2678 Had a bit of trouble with a too drunk cameraman but we made it threw. haha

Cheers!

[capemt1]

Great dish cuts, made it last nite for the fam and they loved it! So easy to put together! I'm attempting your lemon chicken this week, hope I can pull this one off as well!!

Thanks for the awesome videos....

[papercuts777]

@capemt1 Real glad that worked out. (makes people believe the stuff is real) haha

Lemon chicken is a walk in the park. Don't fear the hot oil, respect it.

Cheers!

[LICKMERITE26]

lmao.....wow....u guys r silly as hell.....i had to watch this 3 times....lol thanks 4 putting a smile on my face....xoxo

[papercuts777]

@LICKMERITE26 You laffed? My work here is done! haha

[LICKMERITE26]

@papercuts777 yes....u r funny as hell....i watched all 177 videos and i lov ur style of cooking...trying the southern fried chicken 2nite lol...ur way!!!!....keep up the good wrk handsome....xoxo

[papercuts777]

@LICKMERITE26 I'm just an urban hillbilly with an appetite for decent food, good booze and well, u know, stuff.

Thanks!

[Sroek]

Rofl the cameraman sounds stoned as fuck.

[papercuts777]

@Sroek Yup! 26er of voddy.

[999124999]

No, hes like this cause hes fucking drunk and its hilarious LOL, the food actually looks good so his vids are good ;p.

[eatitrich]

hey..even my motherfucking internet was down tonight, and i spend 4$ on my datastick..i watch this.. dude my next show will be in berlin..cooking bortschtsch in front of the brandenburger tor..so fucked up..1 may the soc day in europe( do you guys overseas know sosalicm (how ever written in english) its a form of fucking living..)

sosialisum.. is a plan of living did not work....

punkrock is a form of music..coolll..but dit not work either..hehe

but anyhow ..i still like it..

fuck of..

claude

!

[minneyarthorn]

you eat like a king my man, when i win the lottery im sending you 3 hot naked chicks to tape your videos for you, one of them to tape, one of them to get your beer ready, and one just to jump up and down for your amusement.......

cheers bro!!

[papercuts777]

@minneyarthorn hahaha 3 will be fine. One to jump up and down...!

[minneyarthorn]

@papercuts777 i will send you 4 women then my good man, the only thing better than 2 boobs bouncin for no other purpose is 4!!! lol

[tco2007]

hahaha u should film u layin a beat down on the camera dude. tell him its not amateur hour up in here, hahaha. great vid.

[papercuts777]

hahahha

It's coming if he pulls this shit again.

Thanks

[stability599]

That's still some good pasta and a funny video.. saw  it like 4 times. lmao

[papercuts777]

We watch it from time to time to keep him in line. haha

[Paulpunkrocks]

swishers... i'm a black and mild man

[papercuts777]

They don't taste the same. All smokes taste like shit, now.

[teresaeast89]

where did you find him ? i know a lot of slow people but none that retarded! i give you props and yes that is one tasty meal! see i my self need to by a camcorder b/c the one i have doesn't format the video right so i can never post vids on here it sucks I've had the acct for two years or so and never was able to figure how to change the format so i could up load my video any advice

[papercuts777]

hahahahaha

What kind of cam is it?

[jellocostello]

@teresaeast89 He's not retarded . he isn't even slow. hes just really fucked up . he can't talk properly cause his thoughts get cluttered . i think he has brain damage

[papercuts777]

@jellocostello Brain damage is a definite possibility! Next time I won't dump u on ur head after the pub. Oh, and quit hassling people. If they think ur retarded then ur retarded. No whining! hah

[Caduceustrous]

If I ever strike it rich, I'm sending you a brand new Camcorder, an unholy Computer setup, and a trained child that will open your beers on command, record your videos flawlessly and rub your belly long into the early morning.

That's all I think you need, buddy.

[papercuts777]

Sounds good. I'll take a trained woman over the child but hey, if he can pop a top, I'll show him how to drink so he can crush the other boys at chugging in grade 3. hahaha

[NBMonkey]

looks like DeNiro sounds like Pesci LOL!! Thats great :)

[papercuts777]

There's a better combo! haha

[NBMonkey]

is the cameraman out of the hospital yet? LOL! Man that was hilarious!!

I'll bet the garlic and cream really made that pasta sweet! gotta try that.

I don't smoke (tobacco) myself, but I have a friend who smokes Swishers

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

I just quit again today. I do that when they amp up the poisons in the tobacco. They bring it back down again a bit when they see to many people chocking and dieing.

[spabank]

If you need a real cameraman, let me know!

[papercuts777]

I need an apartment, a camcorder, a faster computer, editing software and yes, a cameraman.

We just get drunk and pick up the cam when were hungry. No hassles. I don't make a cent doing this so I'm not going to stress myself in any way.

Thanks, though.

[anothernick]

Thanks fer cooking, eh! Yummy!

Where can you buy these cutting mats in Canada, I have never seen them before?

[papercuts777]

They're all over. Dollar stores to walmart.

Thanks!

[widehead1234]

dude u r THE MAN!!!!!

[papercuts777]

Cheers, dude!

[tonytang2222]

that looks awesome dude easy to make 2!!!!thanks Cuts!!

[papercuts777]

Cheers, buddy!

[stability599]

He is funny! Hope he get's his camera out of the pawn shop soon. I'm having withdrawl's for more video's. Haha...

[papercuts777]

Going to put the handycam threw the paces, today.

Tomorrow, if need be it'll be the canon f200. I will find one!

[tonechaser56]

Fuck me that was funny!!!

[papercuts777]

Without humor, all is lost!

Cheers!

[Jhazmoth]

What brand of chef's knife you got? I just got a $100 Shun knife in a deba style for like $47 off ebay.

[sulsadoom]

Still da best Chef on u tube...

[papercuts777]

That's arguable but thanks just the same.

Cheers!

[Jhazmoth]

That camera man is a dumby. He's scared of you.

[stability599]

The pantry girl I made wear that Balsamic Vinegar cork neckless, she has it hanging from her car's rear view mirror now. haha  300 dollar air freshener!

[papercuts777]

I'll give her points for that one! haha

[stability599]

That would be cool if you could trick people by getting it to look like you can toss a steak or some other thing against the fridge door and getting it to stick like you did a burger patty. lmao Maybe some duct tape on a piece of paper stuck into the back of a steak with some thumb tacks. haha Have clean plastic to catch the steak you toss when it hits the floor. And one already stuck to the fridge. haha

[papercuts777]

hahahaha That would take some fancy editing or special effects or both!

Merry Christmas!

[zgbrotherhood]

I'll be your camera man mang.

[papercuts777]

Sure thing. U live in the area?

[zgbrotherhood]

Nah man, I live in washington. I would if I could. You cook like my cousin. My cousin turned me onto your channel and its been nothing but laughs and good food.

[RaptormanMT]

You're so mean to your camera man :\

[papercuts777]

He drank his tequila too fast and got stupid and I got mad. haha

He drank all my beer lastnight!

[tamura808]

wow man, another awesome video, makes me wonder though, why the FUCK are shows or so called proffessionals make dishes like this seem so fucking hard to do? awesome vids bro, i'm subbing now.

[papercuts777]

It's the language people love to hate on but understand so well. I speak FUCK. It's very clear and U won't miss a thing. hah

Cheers, man!

[nfldshorty21]

great work. Keep it up you are a good cook.

[papercuts777]

I try.

Thanks!

[Davidbzm01]

oh goody. an entire page of this ass hole cook. and you all wonder why i dont eat out ? imagine this fuck sneezing all over your dinner after he plucked his ass crack nuggets off his sweating ass pubes.

[papercuts777]

David, don't be pissed off because U wanted to know the ropes in the joint and I had U walking around the 'yard' with ur thumb hooked in my belt loop.

Or was it because I made u eat my ass after 'jug up' every night?

Go roll my smokes, ya fukn gimp!

[lilbeatch]

ass hole cook? lmao i bet he cooks a million times better than you! and no one gives a fuck if you eat out or not!

[papercuts777]

They allow the residents of mental facilities to use computers, too. I believe we have us a 'patient' with too much free time!

=)

[tamura808]

lmfao, when will they ever learn.

[first2go2009]

Don't be a fuckin bum!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

WORD!

[cbond99]

I did this dish the other night, but instead of farfalle, I used fusilli because it was all I had. Still turned out f*cking great. Don't skimp on the butter, get the good sh*t everybody and don't use f*cking margarine like my dumbass ex-girlfriend tried to do....What a goof!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ What a goof!

Glad it worked out, bro!

[first2go2009]

HEY!!! NOBODY SLAPS ME AROUND!!

[papercuts777]

GREAT!

[rraefehtt]

PROTIP: if you put a damp paper towel down under your 'mat' it won't slide around.

[papercuts777]

PROTIP2: A rag is good for a cutting board but would 'cushion' my cuts making them unclean or not at all. Thanks just the same. I need to grab another one made of wood or something. I'll get it done...one day.

Peace!

[rraefehtt]

TRITIP: I didn't mean use the rag as the cutting board, I meant the dampness would make the plastic cutting mat thing stick to the counter and not slide around.

[papercuts777]

QUADTIP: I understood u completely. The rag under a thin mat would offer too much cushion (the mat is 1/2 a mm.) I wouldn't get a clean cut. With thicker board, OK, but this is too thin.

Cheers!

[adobodave]

Excellent video as usual...but you need a 2nd camera man. Have chunk recording you cooking and woodpimp recording you slapping chunk around.

[papercuts777]

hahahahahaha

[papercuts777]

4 sure!

[papercuts777]

Ya!!!

hahahahaha

[papercuts777]

hahahahahaha

[first2go2009]

hey what goin down? hey!! .....you don't wanna do this eh? hahahaha good one!!!

[papercuts777]

Your not into doing this, eh? hahahha

[mikeygeneral]

This dude is funny as a mawfucka. I bet HBO discovers this guy and gives him a show. I'm addicted to your video's man.

[papercuts777]

I hope they discover me too. I'll take the job! Ya, but then I have to cook. ? haha

[gwargwar1981]

hey papercuts. do you use wusthof culinaire knives?

[papercuts777]

JA Henckles and a shitty Wilkinson chef knife. lost my real chef knife.

Cheers, bro!

[MrSmartBob]

This is my fave. Why did the camerman shoot some vid of his foot?

[papercuts777]

He was drunk as fuk.

[sharks245567]

lol at 7:20...im not gonna knock u the fuck out hahaha. gotta love papercuts

[papercuts777]

He got under my skin, good! Prick. haha

[mk0246]

LOL U SHOULDA GAVE EM THREE SLAPS... YA BUM! lol

[papercuts777]

I should have! haha

[obieone87]

did u use the swishers to roll ur self a blunt?

[papercuts777]

No, these were just the small ones.

[pipesrussell]

Excellent recipe mon ami, the wife and I loved it!

[papercuts777]

Ah, love to hear good things. The bad stories are interesting, just as well. haha

Cheers!

[first2go2009]

Hey!!!  I aint no bitch cory!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

Oh, stop ur whining.

[JoeHell67]

Hi,

we have a similar dish called 'Schinkennudeln' (hamnoodles)

but not with that much ingredients, ours has just Ham, noodles, Salt'n Peppa!

i would call your's mediterranean style!

btw. don't know about others but i saw everthing real good. The camera guy

did a good job! i think, the vid is as good as the rest of your vids!

I know it's your channel and you don't care 'bout comments and stuff, but i just hope you didn't slap the camera guy...

chill, bro' , everthing looks good!

[papercuts777]

It was all drama. Got me the most comments on any vid, so far. haha

I never touched him. We got smashed yesterday! I may put up some of the footage.

Cheers!

[GotAbortion]

Do you pay the cameraman or is he doing you a favor?

[papercuts777]

I pay them.

[howiewonderstud]

wow- you were losing it there for a min buddy.... whats the deal with the camera man- is he afraid of going in for close-ups or just being difficult??? n-e ways- solid food, man- good stuff!

[papercuts777]

I lost it. haha I edit that shit out but WTF, people need some drama once in awhile.

Peace

[Synchronicity33]

That looks awesome! Problem is,I don't have the cream right now and I'm too drunk to drive to the store. I'll definetely will be making this tomorrow for lunch! Thanks man.

[papercuts777]

Too drunk to drive. Been there! haha

Thanks!

[cory8791]

nice vid cutts need too tell that cam man to put that crack pipe down lol he sounds like a bitch to me don't hurt me lol oh well life goes on

[papercuts777]

Often, I'm not patient with drunks. I've had too much experience with them. If this wasn't his 1st time, he's usually OK, u would have saw the the old 'one timer' slap shot! But the Tequila got him. He redeems himself in the next vid, sorta. haha

Cheers!

[Iamfukenripped]

Looks fukin ace + i want some of those swishers :). I got some weed yesterday and im fokin pissed man its not even gettin me stoned :\.

[papercuts777]

Thanks, bro.

No stonage happenin'? WTF? Hunt him down and kill him!!! No questions!

[bobbylou122]

HAHAHAHA i lvoe the NO SMOKING sign your the best buddy keep rollin!

[kismels]

I just made this, tonight, cuts! And I made the chocolate covered strawberries and did some walnut clusters for dessert, too. Damn good, and SO f*cking easy! Rock on!!

[papercuts777]

Everything seems a little easier when a drunk can do it. Why not you? hahaha

Glad it werked out!

Cheers!

[redneck4541]

Try Winchesters!!!! Lot better than Swishers and a little stonger.

[bulkfull]

that was a classic!!!!! was he holding a one hitter at 8:18?

[papercuts777]

Naw, that was just a smoke.

Cheers, brother.

[kiko9161988]

out here in california, we take out the swisher guts and fill it back up with some grade a weed. you roll it back up like its a joint. if you havent tried it already, you should. it will get you higher than shit

[Caduceustrous]

Hehe, a blunt is pretty commonplace worldwide, Amigo. I'm sure he's had a few in his day, particularly in Toronto.

[papercuts777]

Word up! haha

[Bobofuhsho]

I'm with ya man, SWISHERS!

p fuckin' s- shit looks delicious man!

[papercuts777]

What did the other guy say? Swishers for the win? hahaha

Thanks!

[inorla]

looking good !

[papercuts777]

Ur already a legend!!!

[papercuts777]

hahhahahahaha See what happens when u drink too much.

Now, go get ur fuking shine box!!

[first2go2009]

Hey!! i aint no fuckin bum son

[papercuts777]

Ain't talking about you. It's this chunk guy. He ur brother?

[illisions]

wow i would have punched him the fuck out no questions asked good cook but shit that would piss me off .......keep it up bra love tha shiznit

lol hahahhhahhhahhhhah

[papercuts777]

hahahahahaha This is the most comments I've ever seen, in a day or 2. A lot agreeing he was outta line. Anyway.

Cheers!

[Caduceustrous]

Haha, what the hell happened in the middle of the video when you had to mount the camera onto something facing the stove? Did he get pissed and fucking bail to the balcony or something?

[papercuts777]

I gave him a time-out. haha

[scent007]

pasta pasta pasta .. what can i say about that it's so delicious but if u spice it a little .. and ur camera man was awesome :P:P:P:P

( kidding )

[papercuts777]

So many ways to make it.

He's fired!

[joeplay101]

That cameraman is a fuckin' bum!

[papercuts777]

In the true sense of the word!

[amylove1975]

Nice haircut ;)

It sure pays off to be your cameraman (yummy eats), what an asshole to fuck that up.

[papercuts777]

Tequila poisoning. I should have known but I've seen him drink more other times. Oh well

[lildrkaznboi]

Man you best knock that camera man out D:

[papercuts777]

He's still sleeping it off. hahaha

[jellocostello]

@lildrkaznboi Camera man can knock the cook out

[papercuts777]

@jellocostello Don't come back here 3 years later and think you have any fight in ya, son.

Here's the jelly. Go to work!

[murdaman702]

aaahahahaaha Damn you shoulda beat him with a wooden spoon

[papercuts777]

At one point I had a 19'' monitor in my hands. hahaha

Cheers!

[tavolo22]

fucking chunk. only two slaps? the balcony bro!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Had I opted for the latter, I'd not be typing this.

Another day.

[acehydro06]

LMFAO!! You fucken rock cuts!! I think you need to throw that camera man off the fucken balcony and get a new one that isn't slow. LMAO!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHA@ ..One that isn't slow.

He didn't manage, under heavy threat that I WOULD toss him over the railing, to shoot the next one better. Not to mention much editing on my part!

Peace, bro!

[papercuts777]

Er, he DID manage!

[avhcbeaver1]

you didnt show what you did with the cheese, I'm assuming you put it in with the sauce like an alfredo?

[papercuts777]

I added it at the end, prior to taking a few bites.

$17.64 block was not escaping my taste buds!

Happy Thursday!

[kooktocook]

lol. Perhaps just give him half the food and no booze (or booze afterwards).

I watch very few vids in their entirity (hence one minute on my end) but I would miss way too much if I did that with yours.

Tripod wouldn't work with your style, just get someone else. Great simple dish, cheers! KtC

[papercuts777]

I basically found out that tequila fks him up.

We tried the rationing thing and no go. Ya, for the 1st few but then it's all out beer fest!

Peace, Bro!

[Octoberheart7]

Oh lawd I was hoping you were going to do a Thanksgiving vid on Monday ;_;

Unless this IS what you guys had for Thanksgiving Monday...?

[papercuts777]

Beer and this. You are correct. haha

I eat whatever, whenever. Not big on waiting for holidays to eat turkey this or ham that. Eat NOW!

Sorry, it's too much food for 1 person to cook a bird. Maybe I should have done a breast! Damn. Xmas will be a turkey breast. Maybe the American thanksgiving, in November.

[etherealone]

nice hair papercuts!  ur a rockstar, i can feel it!

[papercuts777]

A rockstar? Ok! hahaha

Thanks!

[carameldreamz84]

where did you get you knives from?

[papercuts777]

My ex girl got the Henckle set or most of it but this is just a shitty Wilkinson from the hardware store. $20.00 tops.

[pigfaceddog]

Metal, pork, and pasta.

Now I'm fuckin hungry.

"Use 'em or don't use 'em I don't give a fuck"

[papercuts777]

I knew I'd find something you like if I just kept trying. haha

I'm like you in that respect, 'I don't give a fuck!'

Cheers, bro!

[bigtonutz]

now that's italian baby :)

[papercuts777]

Banned Swishers? WTF is that all about? 'flavored smokes'? I think it's because they don't want u smoking a 'safer' cigarette as I do. Get organic papers and American Spirit tobacco. Cleanest smoke, for a smoke, on the planet! No coffing and sore throat shit. Pipe tobacco is next and semi pricey cigars are still 'clean'

[foggj76]

always interesting...

[papercuts777]

To say the least. Oh, but there is much more! hahahaha

[PURE216EVIL]

Guy gets a haircut and thinks he has to beat everyone up all of a sudden lol Just playing man.... pasta looked great too bad you keep having trouble with the camera guys... guess its time to go to the food network and stop being a bum?

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHA OK there Samson. No, he needed his hair. Whatever. hahaha