Ventriloquist Dave & Tiny Tim

[EdMuirton]

An absolute classic Dave! Cracks me up on every time I see this one! Brilliance Sir! Cheers!

[sproutcentral]

@EdMuirton Thanks mate...I'll get to do this with the original dummy soon...lol.

[DieHardBeatlesFan]

Ahahahahahaha!! very well done 5*

Which ones " The Dummy" Lol Lol !!

Original eh!

[sproutcentral]

I often wonder myself sometimes...lol.

Your line might not be, but you're definitely an original.

Sprouty x

[blondiebabs]

fabby xxhugs babsie  miss naughty xx

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Miss Naughty.

Mr.Sprout xx

[mommarox2]

LOL, that was fantastic.Tim has been hiding his talent from us. yeah I know it wasn't him singing but that was very believable,

endless starz

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Di.

If it wasn't for me, Tim wouldn't be where he is today...on my knee.

Dave x

[MovieHelper]

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[sproutcentral]

Thanks for watching.

[fourty5mag]

That was wild!!!!

[sproutcentral]

Had a lot of fun putting this one together.

[skywalka65]

Hi Dave,

Haha, very funny. Wow, you have come a long way into this world of technology haven't you?

[sproutcentral]

And I have too much spare time...a dangerous combination.

[hotgeorge44]

so funny! this is just what me needed!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks so much for watching Maryanne.

Glad you enjoyed.

Cheers, Dave.

[WavelengthRose]

this was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

you two belong on a variety show.

and Tim, you sing great man...but one question, that wasn't you screaming when raising the bar, was it????LOL!!!!

[kentishbloke]

Sorry to disillusion you rose, but it wasn't me singing. It's Chas & Dave (a cockney double act as opposed to one cockney and an Aussie tosser) lol

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Rose.

No, the scream wasn't Tim's, his is a much higher pitch than that.

Cheers, Dave Tosser.

[PepWan]

LMAO! That's probably the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile! Sorry Tim but this is just plain damn funny!

5* and favored!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Pep.

I'll pass your condolences on to Tim...we're between shows at the moment and he's packed away in his roadcase.

Cheers, Dave.

[sproutcentral]

Hi Rich...I was hoping you'd see this as you know him better than most. I believe he's much shorter in real life...lol.

I've done a few of these animations now, it gets easier each time...still takes a while though.

Cheers, Dave.

[Martez909]

this is spot on haha.

What did Tim say?

[sproutcentral]

Hi Martez...I forgot to include subtitles...lol.

[elofan567]

Hilarious 5 stars

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much.

Cheers, Dave.

[kellydoll14]

ha ha ha this is fantastic loved it 100* and more. thanx phil for sharing love kelly

[sproutcentral]

Hi Kelly, glad you enjoyed.

Cheers, Dave.

[LeopardJoy]

OMG, totally brill! I laughed so hard. And I put this in my Funniest Videos playlist! Top shelf...

All the best,

Joy/the Leopard Lounge

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Joy, I'm honored.

All the best to you too.

Dave.

[hawkmoon03111951]

Excellent.

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much Graham.

Cheers, Dave.

[Fr3derick]

Fantastic!!!

Grandma mary

[sproutcentral]

Thank you sir/madam...lol

Dave.

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much.

Consider yourself reminded.

[littlemisshusky]

brilliant LMAO!!!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Lorna.

Cheers, Dave.

[marcmickey]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

FANTASTIC !

Marc

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much Marc, glad you enjoyed it.

Cheers, Dave.

[governedbyneptune]

This is a riot..lol

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much.

[alexandraxxxxxx]

Dave your so much fun ...I love this vid..The song was hilarious...love you guys ,,,,,this is what makes YT so much fun.......(((( hugs )))))

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Alex...glad you enjoyed it.

It's a lot of fun making these vids as well.

Cheers, Dave x

[alexandraxxxxxx]

i bet you do ...there so clever....tim is such a laugh ....take care hun ...;) xx

[prboyd]

P.S, I have met Tim and he is much shorter than that.!

[sproutcentral]

I figured as much. I wonder what our vertically challenged friend is making of all this banter...lol.

[kentishbloke]

my lawyer is enjoying it immensley

[governedbyneptune]

lol

[kentishbloke]

Mornin' David :)

[monello198]

gottle of geer?

;-}~

[kentishbloke]

hows monella? water tight ?

[monello198]

i'll go and check later this morning..

;-}~

[sproutcentral]

And who might that be? Rumpole of the Bailey?  LOL!!!

[kentishbloke]

No mate..he's a lightweight. I got Paul McCartney's briefs on the case lol

[blondiebabs]

hey davey hunni you are a roar hahahahaha....can i  be your dummy would you put your hand up my jumper lol!!!! ooohhh naughty ,,,,xxxloved it hunni x

[sproutcentral]

Naughty Babs...you've just made me an offer I can't refuse...lol

Dave x

[marycigarettes]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa....**­***

[sproutcentral]

Cheers Mary...LOL!!!

[jennyschofield]

Ha ha, that was sooo funny, Dave. Maybe I should get you to help me on my '6 seconds of Park' vid, should be hilarious.....xx

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Jenny...look forward to it.

Dave x

[kentishbloke]

Hey....I wanna percentage !

[sproutcentral]

What do you mean you want a percentage? I'm the one that's handling you.

[prboyd]

How funny is this mate!!! Quality stitch up!!

[theKAVRIN]

I had no idea Tim was that tall, hehe,

nice one

[sproutcentral]

Neither did Tim...lol.

[CheekyUploads]

Briliant from start to finish, I just wipe away the tears from laughin, dont know how you do it Dave, thing is i remembered everything Tim said, swell it`s just brill

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Wayne. Some people think this was a collaboration but as you are no doubt aware I just used a few sound bites from Tim's videos and built a story line around them. Great fun.

Cheers, Dave.

[CheekyUploads]

Genius mate

[thankGodforDavidG]

liked everything especially the song, hilarious !

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Sam. Main reason I picked that song is because the singer sounds a bit like Tim (know wot I mean?)

Cheers, Dave.

[lubedude2]

I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks Dave!!!! Brilliant vid M8!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Jason. It's reactions like yours that keep me motivated to do these things.

Cheers, Dave.

[nannerbj]

Oh sweet Jesus that is brilliant . Your a genius Sprout !! So well done - fair play that is the best yet. I am actually so lost for words - this is just so so good. Five stars and a favourite

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Jo. Had this one on the drawing board for a while. It came together better than I expected.

Dave x

[Toracube]

My eyesight is rather poor. It looked like Dave was having a wank at the end there.....Brilliant vid lol Really good! Faved and fived. Well done to the both of you.

[sproutcentral]

And we all know what contributes to poor eyesight...lol.

Cheers, Dave.

[Toracube]

Can someone read this to me.....

[reldditmot]

Great vid Luckily I know you're far from a dummy! (:D

5*****

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Shaun...you're a good judge of character...lol

Cheers, Dave.

[josepolo950]

old?? are you having a laugh??lol

[Jagamp]

hahaha That was brilliant, made me laugh LOL :)

Well done Dave :)

[sproutcentral]

Good on you Jeff.

Everyone thinks Tim organized the Hyde Park gathering. But as you can see, I'm the one calling the shots.

Muuaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Cheers, Dave.

[roadbiketraveller]

Dave,

You are soooooooooooooo clever.

I am laughing so much.

This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Thanks Dave for sending and Mikee for sharing.

roadbikeihaveappointmentsinmyE­Dclinic.

.x.

[sproutcentral]

Thank you roadbikealphabet.

Or as Tiny Tim would say "What about roadbiketraveller?"

Tim should be thankful to me for raising awareness of his shortcomings (if you know what I mean).

Dave x

[janschro]

Fan Bloody Tastic Dave ,made my night.:))))

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much John.

Cheers, Dave.

[vegasdaddy17]

Superb Dave...The Gruesome twosome!...So Funny!...Look's like I got of lightly with the Proclaimers spoof!...much enjoyed mate cheer's...LOL...

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Billy...yeah I really went to town on this one...Tim was putty in my hands...lol.

Cheers, Dave.

[Toyboy789]

another excellent job, here Dave!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks very much Pete.

Cheers, Dave.

[doghousedave]

Fucking brilliant...love it

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Dave.  Had fun making this one.

Cheers, Dave. (feels like I'm talking to myself) lol

[kentishbloke]

Oi OI !!

[doghousedave]

Oi Oi geezer,now I am wondering just where he has his hands

[kentishbloke]

didn't see this one coming Dave...gonna have to think long and hard about suitable revenge :)

[josepolo950]

LMAO !!! that was hilarious!!! good job Dave ! I hope Tim gets his backside problems sorted soon!!! lol !!!

Cheers Dave!!! X D

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Josette.

Tim should really see a doctor...he's a sick man...lol

Dave x

[josepolo950]

yes He needs a blow job!!!!! LOL !!!!.... I mean he needs to be blown back to his usual size!!!

[sproutcentral]

LMAO!!!

[kentishbloke]

No...you were right first time :)

[sproutcentral]

I knew it!

[josepolo950]

lol shall we call Monello to sort you out ????

LOL

[kentishbloke]

He's not my type Josette...where's you video entry?You're holding me up lol :)

[josepolo950]

its coming in 15 mn sorry Tim!!!

[josepolo950]

im holding you up??LOL!!!

[kentishbloke]

tres hureuse n'est pas ?

[josepolo950]

almost lol !!!actually its heureuse n'est-ce pas?

[Tadek59]

The fantastic and funny video !

Awesome job !

Bravo !

5*****

The excellent song !

Thanks for share monello198

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Tadeusz.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Cheers, Dave.

[beachfrontal]

great effercts, , hard work for sure, but well worth it. 55555.

[sproutcentral]

Thanks David. Appreciate that. I know you put a lot of work into your videos too.

Cheers, Dave.

[tps607]

ha ha ha .....too funny

[sproutcentral]

Cheers Sir Thomas, it was well received by his Lordship.

Who will be my next victim? Muuaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

[tps607]

I am as nervous about it as the next guy...lol

[prboyd]

Lol!!!!! That was hilarious!! Quality work mate.

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Phil...just as well Tim's got a good sense of humour...lol.

Cheers, Dave.

[prboyd]

Hey Dave. Stuff Tims sense of humour. As long as we get a good laugh... Lol!!! This is honestly LOLtastic. !!

[kentishbloke]

Phil...off the record I think this is hilarious, but don't let that preening, smug Aussie bastard know.....besides, he's got me 6 new subscribers :))

[prboyd]

I won't say a word mate! :)

[6K6R]

Great job Dave 5*****

[sproutcentral]

Cheers Claude.  Thanks very much.

Dave.

[ther51]

Lol nice one Dave...

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Elaine. Bit of fun...

Dave x

[anitashelby]

LOL! This Is Hilariously Funny! ahahaha..I don't know how you did this one..but I Totally enjoyed this one Very Much! 5*s I Just had to watch this more than once...Thanks Dave...Anita

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Anita. Glad you enjoyed it. It's a time consuming process but the result is hopefully worth the effort.

Cheers, Dave x

[EdMuirton]

Excellent! Super funny Dave! Most enjoyed Sir! Great editing man! Cheers!

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Ed.  Remember Ron Blaskett & Gerry Gee? I did a gig with them in '86. They (He) were very funny.

Cheers, Dave.

[EdMuirton]

I do Dave. Yes, great act mate!

[monello198]

i've watched this half a dozen times now and i still can't work out which is the dummy..

;-}~

[sproutcentral]

It's a very fine line...lol.

[sherrywine1941]

Dave..This is the best Ive watched all day..LMAO

Thanks Mikee for the share..(5*+) Sherry

[sproutcentral]

Hi Sherry. Tim & I are available for children's parties, bar mitzvahs, wakes...Bookings can be made at monello198.

Cheers, Dave x

[kentishbloke]

you absolute f***n bastard !!! BRILLIANT :)

[sproutcentral]

Good morning Tim. Hope this gets your day off to a good start.

[kentishbloke]

I let you win my bloody quiz and this is how you repay me? Next time you land at Gatwick you can get a bloody cab :))

[sproutcentral]

LOL!!!

[fjbutch]

very good Dave, enjoyed that mate....well done.

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Butch. Hope things are fine across the Tasman.

Cheers, Dave.

[fjbutch]

All well over here in NZ and very cool at the moment Dave...cheers mate...

[jgottlied]

Too funny!!!!!! You need to post a @@## warning on this video. I was just having a bit of tea before bed and thought I would watch a few videos. Now I have to clean tea off my keyboard and monitor. Then I'll have to change my boxers and pajamas. You just ruined any chance I had at being in bed by 1 am. Of course I'll probably have nightmares now when I do get to sleep. Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

John

[sproutcentral]

Ha ha Cheers John. Send your cleaning & psychiatrist bills to Tim (I do).

Dave.

[tps607]

LOL...Amazing how well Tim can talk,even with a hand up his bum...Well done gentlemen...quite a remarkable concept and execution (which I am sure some will feel you deserve). *****

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Tom. Execution is right. Tim hasn't seen this yet. I'm a dead man walking...lol

Cheers, Dave.

[bigbeninjax]

Bloody brilliant, Dave! Man, I never saw your lips move once while the dummy was talking! Such a variety of talents on this channel. I tip my visor to you, Sir Sprout! Btw, I guess a dummy with erectile dysfunction can't be called Woody, eh?

[sproutcentral]

Cheers Ben. Five stars to you for the Woody line. Condoms not only provide safe sex but also prevent splinters.

Dave.

[Maysey1]

That was superb. A nice way to end my day, really really good!!!! A very special thanks to monello198 for sharing with me. Thanks Russell. Mark

[sproutcentral]

Good on you Mark. Thanks mate.

Dave.

[monello198]

i hope you washed your hand after making this..

[sproutcentral]

Of course. And Tim insisted I trim my fingernails before insertion...lol.

[monello198]

far far far too much information

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Gazza...and you couldn't see my lips move...lol

Cheers, Dave.

[alanlisa53]

Brilliant......

A & L

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Alan...now you know what I've been up to for the past few days...lol.

Cheers, Dave.

[monello198]

music by Tim and Dave

lol

[sproutcentral]

Cheers Mikee.

Thanks for sharing.

[monello198]

ha ha ha ha ha ..

oh you bastard..

i love it..

i knew tim would end up on your knee eventually

mikee

;-}~

[sproutcentral]

Thanks Mikee...he had it coming.

[monello198]

i agree he does..

but how come i'm the one getting slaughtered ever time

lol

[sproutcentral]

LOL!!! Sorry...can't help myself.