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  • If you put it into boiling water it won't feel pain

  • R.I.P Brocrab.

  • that's like the most vicious thing i've ever seen. and - you wasted the best part.

  • Man fuck that crab.

  • People. It's dead. The movement is the nervous system still moving the muscles. Every animal does this. If you decapitate a human, it's body would still move too for a short time.

  • Its just a fucking crab you guys

  • "See? No pain at all!"

    Right after you ripped part of its body off and left it on its back squirming around.

  • fail... thats not the head..... *powerfistfacepalm.

  • Lol dude im gonna kill it humanely not put in boiling water...................so lets pry the head off.

  • Can I take your head and slowly pry it off? That is not humane

  • @40ozFood how else can u fucking kill a lobster? wait for it to past in its sleep ripe with age?

  • Annoying orange goes like hey crab crab said what? Orange says meat pounder crab says AHHHH! Orange laughs

  • Killing crabs in the ocean, kill it fast, pain EXPLOSION

  • it makes sence to clean the crab,remove the lung before cooking,

    nice work.

  • nasty

  • Uh... you didn't pull off the "head". You pulled off the carapace, which is where the crab's internal breathing and digestive organs are. The "head" i actually located just behind the mouth parts. So, essentially, you accomplished the equivalent of eviscerating the animal alive. Think Braveheart. Nice going.

  • @djdksf1 yeah? mox nix!

  • @djdksf1 If it kills the crab without pain, then why THE FUCK does it matter?

  • @djdksf1 ha ha

  • "Kill a live crab." Umm... yeah.

  • I find "killing humanely" thing very annoying. You gon fucking kill it anyway. If you want to be humane, don't eat it in the first place. Otherwise, just kill it any ways you like. Stomp on it. Rip its limbs off one by one. Smash it with a hammer. Chop its limbs off little by little starting from the tip till you reach its carapace. Boil or grill it alive. Stick nails into it and see how many nails it take to finally stop moving. Pour wine one it and light it up!!! killing humanely my ass!!

  • @ngathant88 LOL, thanks for taking your time to comment

  • @ngathant88

    dude... what you just said is like completely opposite of what the crab wants. I'm pretty sure he'd rather have a quick death rather than being stomped on, having limbs ripped out, getting smashing by a hammer, being cooked alive etc..

  • @ngathant88 You clearly see the world in a very skewed black and white

  • 1:17 Awwww (crack!!!!!!!)

  • why should you put this on youtube? whats the massage?

  • @voortse seriously, what's the massage? figures.

  • would love to see this in HD

  • ...boilin' water does too-!Just as a undersea lava-flow does! Nature shows absolutely NO mercy when humans get squished or burned-alive or cancer-rotted or disease-ridden or bludgeoned or shredded or chemical-burned or industrial-accident-ed or knifed, shot, garroted, and the "1,000 & 1 Ways To Die"(Reality, Spike tv")... Get over it, 'Gandhi.' ...oh, yes, humans get boiled to death too. fuggin' whiney idiots!

  • Nice song in the background. What was it playing on?

  • THEYRE POWERLESS WITHOUT THEIR HEADS!!!!

  • That's much better than watching the poor thing cook alive!

  • on what authority do you decide that (although still moving) the crab is dead? I don't think that moving parts equals dead but that's just my opinion. After watching several vids on this technique, the most humane way was knocking it out by hitting its head on the edge of the sink or the boat, whichever is closer.  Thanks for the post.

  • my opinion is that you hit too much on the legs, 1 or 2 hits is enough... and maybe its better for u to chop off the tips of the legs for the flavor to get inside ;) although i never see the method you kill the crab but im not like some canadian or american to criticize the way you do it

    cheers

  • It sucks seeing animals being killed... But we can't help that they're so YUMMY!

  • LOL once my bro went fishing with his girlfriend (now his wife) and me and he caught a fish and he cut off the head and me and his gf freaked out because the head was moving o.O

  • this is the most humane i have seen so far :) and its true if you take the head off of any animal instintaniouslly it is instant death because the brain is off/dead which means the nerves cannot connect to the brain to experience pain. good job :)

  • Kinda sucks because it wasn't dead. But at least you did it quick and pain less as possible....I always catch crabs where I live, I don't eat them I put them in the fridge then I think they die, but feel no pain.....Then after wards I gut it and keep the head and add it to my collection :)

  • @juventinorocks you have a crab head collection? o.O

  • @Star12312312345 Of course :)

  • I really don't get it. You remove all the most delicious part, what's there left to eat?? And you crush the legs!!! lol. Cultural differences are really a curious funny thing. I respect that, but for me a Brazilian, it's like opening a bread loaf, removing all what is inside, only leaving behind the crust which you tear into pieces... Someone might enjoy eating that, but once this person tries the whole bread... he'll never eat crushed bread crust again...

  • @fiofodiveia I've heard that many times re: removing the crab fats and roe. Just my personal preference. Furthermore, alot of the environmental chemicals are stored in the fat pockets in the crab. Bad enough that i'm eating a bottom feeder, I just remove those parts and stick to the meat in the shells. Here in US you'll find numerous cultures eating crab in a number of ways from one block to the next. For the legs, I crack the shells so the sauce can infuse the meat. Nice reference to bread =)

  • Looks like this method works well...seems there are several traditional ways to kill, cook crabs...for instance, my family always 'boiled-while-live', yet so many restaurants + cultures (Italian, Chinese, et. cet.) subscribe to 'kill by removing shell (head) then cook in appropriate sauce'...in reality, who can say which way the crab feels less or more pain?...I will try this method, and thank you!!!

  • OMG THEY KILLED CRABBY! YOU BASTARDS!!

  • it moves because theres still nerves in the body functioning.

    it is like when a human gets there head chopped off. you can still see and hear for like 10 seconds.

  • @iiTINAholic OMG KEWL HOWE U LRN DAT

  • @MdandThcrew i learned it in history class during the time of marie antoinette LOL.

  • @MdandThcrew You Tube =)

  • you sir are an idiot .. theres nothing humane about ripping off a crabs head ... boiling him would have done the job faster and more efficiant and cleaner ..crab would not have a chance to even feel anything.. instant death

  • @sixXPaths

    Thank you for referring to me as sir. You got that part right. Why would you call me an idiot? Because you probably only know how to cook a crab one single way by boiling it. I could care less what the crab goes through. Can't you tell? I think it taste better cooked in desired flavors rather than water. And how is boiling it faster? Pop the carapace, 1-2-3 out for the count! on the contrary, i think it is you who is the idiot.

  • @filmychris this is what happens when men go bald, they start to kill things sadistically to prove their manhood

  • @filmychris you should check out the technique of fishesanddishes

  • @JBnotthescotch Checked it out....great video - alot faster than my method. Thanks for that - once I start crabbing again in November I will try that technique...however if I had to do that inside the house it could be messy.

  • @filmychris Thanks. Maybe you could put the crab upside down on a cutting board use and a cleaver and a meat mallet.

  • Respond to this video... oh, maybe they get a tattoo as well

  • blll :s

  • Chris 1, Crab 0

  • Fatality.

  • FLAWLESS VICTORY

  • I love the music you have playing in the background. Must be a fancy date night. Lol.

  • FATALITY!!!!!

  • Oh come on.. give the crab one last battle... so they can die with dignity.. be carefuk though those crabs can break a knife in 2...

  • @orrestrnden I almost did. Notice at the beginning of the video I almost got pinched. Went in a little too overconfident and didn't quite remember what I was doing in the beginning.

  • I don't know why, but killing crustaceans to me feels like killing just really big, hard bugs, which I try to avoid and cannot do.

  • @christiantojil Actually, that is what it is. =)

  • omg that was funny

  • THAT IS NOT HUMANELY.

    U don't have a clue.

  • @Rooboyl1 LOL stfu

  • I like how he does it like this and doesn't toture it before he kills it it's just BAM fast quick painless death thank you

  • I know its life its just kinda sad.

  • Just like a pro.. Thanks for the lesson.

  • Can I have the crab's hat?

  • That's the sound my back makes when I get out of bed.

  • @aznturd OUCH!

  • @aznturd me to

  • Guys, I'm a vegetarian but leave this guy alone imo. If he wants to eat crab, this is the most humane and quick way I've seen it done.

    The crab moves around afterwards due to involuntary movements, all shelled animals do this.

  • @2edsajdmsa thanks for fighting in my corner. and i'm a pescetarian ;-)

  • @2edsajdmsa You are so mistaken. Watch how to kill, clean and cook a crab by fishesanddishes. The girl does it much faster and humanely.

  • YOU CAN TELL THE CRAB IS DEAD BECAUSE HE'S STILL MOVING AROUND

  • Somewhere beyond the sea *whistle*

  • @14Srb88 LOL

  • The crab died painlessly... The senses (Like all animals) were still reacting and dying like all animal killings...

  • it moves but its dead? lol

  • HE MAY MOVE AROUND AND STRUGGLE, BUT HE'S DEAD

  • Poor crab, he probably died painfully... 

  • The best way to kill a crab is to throw if off at 20th floor or higher. Fast and painless

  • This kills the crab

  • Using a pair of poultry shears, quickly cut off the front of the crab about 1/4 inch behind the eyes. This kills the crab.

  • That didn't kill the crab right away. You just ripped it's shell off and than dropped it on all it's soft internals which was probably painful. But it's a crab..who cares.

  • But why would you want to kill a crap humanely?

    Crabs aren't humans, you know.

  • @1Usernamehere1 HAHAHA Kill a crap humanely u made my day xD ^^

  • I let the crab battle my first born child so it can bring honour to crab family!

  • :(

  • CRAB BATTLE

  • Jesus, you guys. It's just a crab. Calm down.

    As long as you don't torture it to death on purpose, I don't see how the killing method matters. Enjoy your food and be thankful you were lucky enough to be a human.

    Personally, I couldn't kill anything, but I realize it has to be done to ensure the survival of the superior species.

  • @filmychris Excellent video. We have blue crab where I live. They're a whole lot feistier than yours when you pick 'em up, but the method works just the same! I love the background music too. Thanks for the video!

  • @visionofmalkav You bet, thanks for the kind comments!

  • poor crab. crab must use ur retard stregth

  • Yea man, lets humanely kill it by prying its head off

    Better than scissors behind the face I guess

  • I'm all for flaunting our area on the food chain, but I always like to do it as humanely as possible.

  • THIS KILLS THE CRAB

    

  • Zombie crab...

  • poor crab-bro ;_;

  • >kill

    >Humanely 

  • Crabs are delicious but fuck... this makes me sick. I wish there was another way of making delicious crab without killing it. : (

    And fuck imitative crab.

  • No pain ? Yeah right

  • 1:21 KO!!!

  • Thanks for posting!

  • @tinsanis yeah I love eating exotic foods. i eat duck and chicken fetus, jellyfish and boiled blood...good stuff!

  • Are you completely sure that this method is painless?? couse it looks easier than killing by a knife.

  • @andresostep I've boiled/steamed crab before. I know the crab senses something not sure if it's pain but when it gets hot in that steamer, they certainly start kicking their legs around a lot.

    When I grab all the legs prior to popping off the carapace, the crab is tense. As soon as the carapace is popped off it goes limp - no fight at all. I have no idea what the crab feels and I'm sure none of the other commentators do either...and who cares. We are higher on the food chain.

  • @filmychris Ok, thanks a lot for your answer, I'll try this weekend and I'll tell you how it goes. See you.

  • @filmychris Its kicking because its nerves are pulsing like a headless chicken... or human

  • @filmychris thanks for the answer, my intention was not to bother you.

  • @andresostep I hope it caused the crab tons of pain and the crab is now burning in crab hell and will feel nothing but pain for the rest of eternity. 

  • @The1CamBo the crab should have accepted crab-jesus into its heart.

  • The ONLY way tohumanely kill a crab you want to leave in one piece to intend to boil and eat, is to lay the crab on its back, lift up the pointed 'flap', insert a screwdriver or sharp knife into the 'hole' or indent in the centre (the heart) and give it a quick hard tap with a hammer or push hard on the knife. Turn it and let it drain. The crab will die within minutes; less painfully than boiling it alive or cutting its head off. .

  • @DonsWinger What's your source for this information. You said minutes. When I pop the carapace it stops fighting instantly.

  • @DonsWinger no thats actually WORSE than what the guys doing.

    the most humane way to kill a crab is to tie it up, put some damp paper towels at the bottom of a bowl put the tied crab in the bowl, put a damp cloth over the bowl and leave it in the fridge for 45-60 mins. not enough time freeze it but enough to send it to sleep. the crab is dead at this point so you can then take of the shell. putting a knife or screw driver through the crab just gives it pain.

  • @tinsanis Yeah it's funny when I almost get pinched...it was a long time since I killed a crab this way and I forgot how to grab it... maybe ill do another video since we've been pulling crabs out the pacific ocean this season like no tomorrow!

  • Once it Calms down lmao, I can see the crab now "fuck that hurt.........ight im good"

  • @southpaw7890 LOL

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO~~~ that is dismemberment!!!!!!!!! growth

  • Am I the only person who feels tingle on the back of my neck when he's washing it?

  • The crab still lives for 5 minutes after the head is gone. The crab just can't see but it still goes through a long, exsrusiating pain

  • @treyanator09 and you would know this because you're a crab

  • everything went fine until you rinsed the living crap out of it, and then proceeds to hammer it to a fucking thousand pieces. moron.

  • LOL... i should have named this video something else - this was not intended to attract all the animal activists. i'm not an activist, I eat meat.

    and to the person who said that the crab doesn't taste good this way you are so wrong. the crab meat will start to eat away at itself if you do not cook it right away but the way i do it is most definately better than boiling in water. water is a solvent and in turn, dilutes flavor from everything you cook in it.

  • your supposed 2 boil a crab and lobsters cause if u dont it spoils the meant!! plus it tastes way better

  • @optimusmikey you are absolutely correct that the meat will spoil if you don't cook it right away. after i killed it and cracked the shells (to allow the flavor to infuse) i sauteed (immediately after) it in a mixture of butter, white wine, garlic, brown sugar and cayenne pepper. boiling the crab does taste good if you do it in sea water but I prefer it this way. i like cooking the crab once. not boiling and adding flavor on top. cook it once, in the flavor you desire. that's how I do it.

  • you lose flavour of the crab this way, and now your just killing him, still best to chuck him in hot water.

  • I like the mustard. But the way you were going to cook it I don't think you wanted it. Nice job with the kill though.

  • @rogueagent77 actually those greens you saw are called Gai Lan. it's Chinese brocolli

  • a better idea is to put a small rubber band around the claws

  • btw..the guy is rinsing off everything....lol is he gonna eat anything?

  • @retrotw LOL you're right. i don't eat the crab butter - since so many toxins are fat soluble when you enjoy the delicious butter you're also ingesting a more potent mixture of whatever toxins this bottom feeder ingested.

  • theres no such thing as humane way...its killing...boil kills it in seconds anyways...dumb ass...seriously i hate how animal activists talk about humane and all that shit...

  • @retrotw you're crabby...

  • the crab just wish it wasnt bleeding so much @ 1:22

  • Tussii341 seems like you know what you're talking about. Would you say that this is better than cooking them alive?

  • @filmychris no offence but you're all wrong, crusatiens DO NOT have any pain sensors so they wouldnt care if you ripped their claws off, they would not even feel their guts being ripped out

  • @mamanettie but the crabs do flick their limbs wildly (just as any other animals would) when they are put on a grill or stabbed with a knife, so it may not be correct if u just read it off wiki.. i have seen lots of false info off wiki.

  • @arroy624 dude first of all i hate wiki second, god created fish and crustatiens so that humanity could survive in the early ages up to today, i learned in school that crabs and lobsters have no pain sensors at all and if you keep denying that then you clearly have no common sence. i was just trying to make a statement so thank you for wasting my time.

  • @mamanettie Lol. God created fish and crustaceans for mans survival...? Hmm... I didn't know we were that important.

  • @ILoveJapan8 yes, in the dawn of man (the cavemen) we were a near starving race but god prevented that from happening by giving us fish, crustatiens, and water so that we would not go extinct early. as an example, in the christian bible is says (revelation 21:6) I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, to him who is thirsty i will give to him a drink without cost from the spring waters of life" that has several meanings including the fact that god gave us food and water to survive.

  • @mamanettie Well my ancestors were never cavemen, nor were they christians so I wouldn't know about that.

  • @ILoveJapan8 i understand you not being christian but its a true fact that every breathing human today has descended from millions of years of evolution. simply, we WERE cavemen.

  • @mamanettie Again, not my ancestors. Maybe your ancestors walked the earth looking/acting like savage apes, but not mines.

  • @ILoveJapan8 clearly you're one of those morons who refuses to learn about the truth of evolution, if it werent for "savage apes" then you would not even be alive right now, i dont see why you don't accept that.

  • @mamanettie Look, if that is what you believe more power to you, but I am not going to go back in forth with you about my ancestry. Goodbye.

  • @ILoveJapan8 plain and simple your retarded

  • @Gunsmith420 And you're a degenerate. -_- Goodbye.

  • Yeah that isn't the crab's head. What you did was essentially rip the top of it's skull off, leaving it's living brain in tact. Not that crab brains are developed enough to feel complex pain beyond basic survival instincts.

  • the crab sure does taste delicious this way - thanks for watching!

  • @filmychris Nice vid , But there also is another way of doing it you can bang its head lightly against the side of a table , Which will knock it out , There crack its head Works great.. Anyway Nice Vid!

  • This guy is an idiot. he's not pull off the head, he's pulling off the carapace. Doing so DOES NOT kill the crab. Then, hes ripping the guts out one buy one.

    Imagine having your torso skin ripped off, then being gutted alive by a giant hand.

  • Who is that supa fly fella in the video? Crab decapitator extraordinaire...

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