What's the Funniest Thing You've Ever Read on Twitter?

[DanielStevenPople]

"It is apparently frowned uppon to rub a wedding invitation against your balls" XD

[PropertyOfStupid]

please follow me on twitter @oliviahawes I will follow back!.:)

[valeyun]

are u still a virgin??? fucking weirdo...

[Zer0FiveSeven]

Wow can you read Tuck Everlasting on video next time? That would be twice as interesting... which means... NOT AT ALL.

[leewoody09]

Twitter is crap!

[desenagrator]

your an idiot! how can text kill your mum?

[Nerolus]

Sweet vanishing book trick.

[JuniorProducer1996]

Im ordering the pizza

the pizzas here

im eating the pizza

i burnt my tongue on the pizza, i burnt my eyeball with the hot cheese

Follow Me!!!

lol, Twitter sucks

Facebooks Better

IDK about myspace, it has too many pedophiles

-Marty

[Technoguy3]

Twitter is dumb.

[swattkidd]

Everyone is kind of killing twitter by blowing it up so much, calm down get over it and use it like you use it...

[zuttinater]

sss -"hi youtube"

lol

[ShakingAtTheKnees]

Go to the website twittrpoop. It's hilarious!!

[Prence]

the funniet thing I've ever read on twitter? Hmm, there isn't one. I hve never went to the twitter site, it's poison for the internet!

[mbuckingham24]

And, Hulu is an evil plot to take over the world?

[Prence]

I know right! lol

[UuWHITEPANTHERuU]

i did not hit you i just hi fived your face

XD

[greatbroad]

Of course, you've read the author, evanovich...

Her family is hysterical, esp. grandma moser!

[050976718]

i went over and over and over and it is still look like that book diss apeer !!!!

[sam183796]

he is a geek :)

[corey596]

um he through it with a little bit of force it didnt dissappere

[hedonistic2008]

drawing conclusions in pencil.....good one!

[mechwarreir2]

Jonus brothers saying "twitter, or twatter or w/e", proving how much of a no life they are =(...

[MTRadio]

or how dirty they are. Disney says no fucking but they do... purity ring my ass

[Xjkjk3264X]

Jonas bros. sucks.

[cdsniper10]

So do i :P

[videomissionary]

lol i was just reading chat feed at the bottom, its kinda funny hehe :) ... i didnt watch the video after 1 minute...

[xXemolieswithinXx]

i dont think that it was really tweeted, but on Chelsea Lately they were making fun that Britney Spears' twitter account was hacked and the hacker tweeted "I died."

xD

lmao..you have to watch the episode to understand

[robertcgage]

I don't tweet, I think it's for twits

[robertantonnyc]

Some girl wrote, "I love it when my man tweets my twat". rofl. OMG. I'll never forget that.

[Jacestarwind]

Funniest thing I read on Twitter "Join Twitter"

[shasta1112]

I AGREE TWITTERS FOR TWATS

[xp3fuel]

twitter?????

for those dieing to have someone listen to their diatribe

also most of them are single and fat

[minxamo]

some of the videos recently have become ruined by the fanboys in the chat =/

still, i want that book =)

[cusinndzl]

Nice video.

[Plankicorn]

24th. This book is lawlsome

[JesseQuintana]

Oh that was so funny. I was thinking of twitter.

[abluefuzz]

22d

[rshrott]

twitter is stupid...what is the point of telling people what you do

[RandomProduct]

Dude watch "twitter in plain english". Seriously.

[beavkil]

We have to buy it, booooooooo

[robhockey97]

i read todaY I TWISTED MY PENIS

[Skybinary]

Thank you for making me laugh.

[matt56037]

I really don't understand the Twitter craze. I have a Twitter account and have given a chance, and still don't see the purpose.

[nhercher]

I think it's more of a business thing and staying updated

[CheapAssMediaProd]

yeah. I just check it every now and then to look at the updates since I got Chris and another guy announcing some cool stuff sometimes.

[jmurray01]

0:57 thats one for you chris. HAHAHA.

[deathkiller5093]

lol

[AppA]

miss ye ald gal eh?

[brostinkles1]

Now there is a book about twitter comments. I really don't understand whats so amazing about this site

[asuperpower]

To know how amazing twitter is you have to sign up first.

[minxamo]

i find twitter really boring, all i read about is people catching planes

[TheConnectedHD]

A whole book on twitter!? Lol i want to read it

[TwighlightMist]

twitter rules

[TheEpicThree]

Wow... So many people who fail, below me, saying, FIRST!

FAIL.

[TheTurble]

haha

[STRING3R]

first dickhead of the day