Namasensei's Japanese Lessons

[poopcookies7]

this is legendary

[Cindapear]

100% IN THE BIIITCCHHH <3

[xlL3G3NDlx]

I cannot watch this without hearing the beat in my head. <3Porter Robinson<3

[Anonym0109]

You look a bit like John Linell. I missed 5 questions. not all of them were about japanese language or Japanese at all for that matter, so I'd say I did ok. Just need more goddam beer.

[nemozon]

1:49 was really expecting the drop :D

[JustinMPerea]

I just hear the moombahton beat behind this guys voice.

[omamage]

wow that was really easy. I've only been at it for 4 days. You're a great teacher.

ありがとうなませんせい！

[organicsarcasm]

There are no words, you fucking whore.

[Kmanflyaway]

100% IN THE BITCH!

[rabidbeavir]

Don't beat your kids or this will happen.

[DJVM95]

1:48 then comes the drop

[ProJanitor]

you're in a god damn moombahton song muthafucka

[0on0o]

I like this

[Kyleowensphotography]

No idea what this is about...I'm gunna take the test!

[Blentastic]

Hey sensei ..im self teaching and i took your test and got 100% in the bitch...im also fuck drunk on nobellangener beer not even from my country .. you better be proud you fucking bitch ass cunt bitch!!!

[Ninjafar0]

Thumbs up if you knew of this guy way before Porter Robinson made this song.

[Intcleastwood]

I got many solutions for this vid, but the best one is already in the test:

e) All of these could discribe this bitch.

[kanadajin3]

Somebody has issues......

[Mu5ik4Life]

wheres the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB?

[kirkmeister555]

I'm so confused whats going on in this video.

[TheHafell]

oH mAN.

[hellyeahkelley]

porter <3



[DrasenR]

Am i the only one who saw this before Porter Robinson's 100% In The Bitch Song?

[TheGenie4ever]

Remix this video. Anyone gonna take Porter Robinson on? Really?

[TheEoli]

Feels good having listened to bumnumba 2 years ago and then changing music preferences, finding the OWSLA beatport and then listening to 100% In The Bitch and instantly recognizing bumnumba's voice.

[jmanindahizouse]

this guys hot

[DJSimbaOfficial]

100% in the bitch.

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[ImNotSkrillex]

100% IN THE BITCH! BWEEEE BWEBWEBWEBWEBWBEBWE BWEEUURRGH BWWEE BWEE BOO BWEBWEBWWEBWEBWEBWEB BWEEEURGH

[Xauric521]

@ImNotSkrillex Greatest lyrics ever.

[WillisandBeans]

i got 8/35 on the test, but I'll keep taking that muthfuckin test, until i get 100% in the bitch

[jonyboy1379]

after 1:46, i hear porter robinson's song drop in my head >_<

[ImNotSkrillex]

@jonyboy1379 Same :D

[TtopMusic]

what is this dudes problem lol

[treigen94]

After I heard him say "100% in the bitch", I started headbanging

[disabledcat]

this man is dead after the Predator alien that was in his flat killed him.. you can hear it at the end of the video.

[lProverbs]

I keep hearing the song in my head.

[Ogzltheeve]

dude this video made you famous

[SMELLZtoGOOD]

PORTER ROBINSON!!!!

[Crsjcc]

But i do give a shit if you drink fucking beer, so do that!....if you can.

[CounterphitSkateTeam]

and keep taking the motherfucking thing until you get one hundred percent in the bitch

[Abenthy1]

thumbs up if you found Porter Robinson's kickass tune by first taking Namasensei's bitch-ass test. And then seeing Skrillex sample it. Bitch.

[KevinDnBG]

@Abenthy1 wait what tune did bitch ass skrillex sample it in ?

[bestoun94]

Porter Robinson sent me here! along with skrillex, 100% in the bitch!

[Ninjafar0]

Definitely watched his shit before PR made songs.

Both people are bomb as fuck though.

[MilkChan]

Knew about Jeremy before Porter Robinson but im not some hipster bitch so its pretty kickass that he got sampled hahahah

[Amutt14]

thumbs up if you finally found this video after listening to "100% in the Bitch" by Porter Robinson

YOU BITCH

[aiiRUH]

Keep taking the motherfucken thing till you get a 100% in the bitch. UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

[hollidaysrain]

LOL, 100% IN THE BITCH

[Diskonnection]

This video totally got sampled in a new Porter Robinson song. It's called "100% In The Bitch". Google it.

[babylonian]

@Diskonnection Ahahaha, congrats! You were the first person to find this! It only took 14 hours from the moment the EP came out for someone to figure it out. Did you know about Jeremy already?

[Diskonnection]

@babylonian Heh, thanks. And yeah, I learned all my kana from him! It was so surreal when I first heard that distinct Namasensei voice, in a moombahton track no less.

[xyz39808comments]

@Diskonnection Yep, watch?v=n4_-YldDHJU

\m/

[silentist26]

Under 90% the first time, was falling asleep on my desk at 5 AM, forgetting the kana and shit. 100% on my second try while fully awake.

[alexllorrac]

It wont let me click anything on the website and it wont let me close it.

[mutemusik]

80%eh, good enuf

[TheViperedge]

your forgot the よろしく　xP

[Ocelotlikespie]

I got a fuckin' 100%. How do you like that?!

[LikityKity]

It won't score my test. T_T

[duncs21]

please keep making vids

[UzumakiMatrix]

I got them all right why did I get a 97 or 8 % in your test you fucking bitch!

also I don't remember you telling us about ID cards to buy beer in Japan you fucking bitch!

How was I suppose to guess if you were joking or not in the last question! このあま！！

[obnoxiousvf]

Wooo, 94%!

[jewdchild]

Watching your japanese lessons drunk is amazingly awesome.

[BlueangelM]

lmaot he test saysi got less than 90.. wow... i must suck then!.. haha.

[numbewunstunna]

i got a 69%, cuz i missed most of the random asss questions that didnt have anything to do with the language.. >_>

[mykle100]

good for you games are great

[razcohen123]

מניאק アメリカ

looks really alike

[razcohen123]

the language is hebrew

[larok21]

hey jeremy reply to this comment bitch

[bumnumba1]

Why? You didn't even ask a fuckin question.

[patrickstarq]

the drinking age is 21... and i'm turning 18 next week. should i drink at age 18?

[bumnumba1]

That's between you and your parents and the fuckin cops.

[nuregami1]

@patrickstarq  in holland the drinking age is 16 ^_^

[MrScoddo1]

@patrickstarq

Yes. Drinking age in europe, or for the better part of it, is 18. I (and most of my friends/colleagues) drank before that age mark. Does it matter how old you are? Sure, being older makes you more "responsible" and "mature" when handling it, but whatever. To each his own

[razcohen123]

i just noticed that america in japanese

アメリカ　looks exactly like מניאק in my language which means asshole =P lol

and i got 100% =]]

[bumnumba1]

Wow. That is amazing.  What is your language?

[nicknuke7]

@bumnumba1 Hebrew

[DavverOne]

@bumnumba1 I know this comment is old as shit, but it's hebrew lol.

[morfious20]

@razcohen123

this is fuckin hebrew. Israelis language

[DavverOne]

@razcohen123 jחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח­חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח

[randomxemoxperson]

I got 97%

But the wrong one was about beer.

[dgk990]

woah woah woah, don't start makin' fun of ODB now... he was a good hip hop legend and let him RIP

[bumnumba1]

I like ODB.

[dgk990]

oh haha k I thought you hated him, but obviously not :P

btw your lessons are the best, they helped a lot thanks.

[RothmansRenaultF1]

I passed the test.

100%

ありがとございます！YOU BITCH

[TheDoctorofGood]

I wanted a more difficult test than this.

[TheDoctorofGood]

I answered them all, then it got fucked up and my answers wasn't submitted. Not I'm angry. I'm too tired to take the test again - to be continued...

[pervfighter]

Thank you, COCKSUCKER

[9Lucid]

hey there is only one answer I didn't understand.

I know I'm far behind but about

ぼくはにほんごをべんきょうする

I'm really not good at Japanese so I'm not trying to correct you or anything, just asking:

you said that you "do study" so shouldn't it be

ぼくはにほんごをべんきょう--を--する?

sorry if it's pure stupidity.

[Rawnblade92]

@9Lucid I thought this as well, and that the first "を" would be replaced with "が."

[DaIronchef]

@9Lucid This guy doesn't know how to speak Japanese, so if you're serious go somewhere else.

The phrase ぼくはにほんごをべんきょうする literally translates to "I will study Japanese." It's expressing performing an action. The correct answer is ぼくはにほんごをべんきょうしています. This is called "te" form and implies being in a state of performing an action.

[TehAnime]

u have every light on in the house lol :D idc tho

[Baleur]

i do too. why not?

[TehAnime]

global warming? save the earth you know

[Baleur]

lightbulbs dont cause global warming, nor does whatever power-plant that supplies you the power. the sun heating up does. its basic astronomy you know =)

[ElLoquenderoHuevon]

lol

fucking japonese's  test ! xddddddddddd

[coccconut]

well i got a ninety seven percent because i didnt think the kool aid man smells like shit but thats all good. thanks for teaching us this shit for free on here. thats pretty cool, you bitch

[FanOfTokyo]

you stupid fuckin O.D.B. lookin cracked out BITCH!! xD

[Davidkracht]

Got 91% the first time = Passed it.

You told me to do it again until I got 100%.

Got 100% the second time = DAMN RIGHT BITCH!

Your lessons + my notebook = Paid off.

Thanks Namasensei! =)

[lironlev]

I think I'm in love :}

[FatherMcKenize]

i took it, then it wouldn't check my answers because i didn't make a noscript exception on your fuckin site... then all my answers got erased

[ioaletto]

35 correct answerz! ^_^

yatta! houka no shiken ga aru no?

[wwwtaco]

日本に住んでるらしいな

ひょっとして薬物中毒者か？

[hiddenxaccount]

Damn.

I would take it if I could install the Japanese program. :|

[ArcYas]

The "submit results" gives me "0;" as mail address so i can't send my score.

34/35 i forgot to drink another beer.

[Ninjujitsu]

Okay, we're begging you to go on with the next lesson.

And guys, if you would, check out my cover of "Put It In Your Mouth" and let me know what you think. It's a little more hip-hoppy than what Sam originally did but I think it sounds pretty good myself.

[DatNiggueNamedYat]

31/35

koolaid taste

wo("o"bject particle)

kuso dog

and i forgot about the beer dispensers

[anilated2345678]

I got 29/35

FAWK!

[brickonator]

九十一パセントです。

Can't wait for the next lesson!

[wrenberney]

I got a 91! Keep up the awesome lessons.

[Polin4eto]

oh fuck! i got a japanese word processor but i still cant see the chars in the test!

btw, jeremy-san, why can't i right click on the test's webpage?

[michaelp2234]

you'll have to download the japanese fonts from the internaught.

[bumnumba1]

you have to click on more about first...

[GiggleB00ts]

Oh Jesus, Jeremy-san..

I have a Japanese friend at school that calls me Jeremy-san.

Everytime I hear it, i cringe.

Jeremy and san just dont sound right together.

[michaelxdgeorge]

no he should make a review of animal crossing city folk 4 wii :) :)

[hoodwinkedfool]

did you just call me an ODB lookin' cracked out bitch?

you can see me!?

[ar15expert]

Namasensei !!!!!!!!!! Big fan here! You rock! DRINK A BEER ..... YOU BITCH!

[michaelp2234]

Nice job on the test! I got 24/35!

[bumnumba1]

too late

[CrazyHD7188]

that was the most awesome test, i messed up about 5 question, but i learned alot from mistaking. I am the bitch, BITCH!

[Onipa]

jeremy i got a 40oz malt liquor right here, will that do?

[bumnumba1]

yes

[SandwichPirate]

jeremy you're the best

[bumnumba1]

Yomorrow I'm gonna try out pokemon platinum. This will be the first pokemon game I've ever played.

[SandwichPirate]

how have not played these games, you mother fucker. record this shit!

[bumnumba1]

Definatly

[xXxXSchreiXxXx]

you should make a review on animal crossing :D for ds

[bumnumba1]

I hate that game... It freezes

[Shannaro18]

and now I beg you go on with your life in the next ____-in' lesson.

lol. You are a:

a) bitch

b) ...

[Shannaro18]

man thanks that was good. I messed up the first time adding in my own words in some sentences in English.

and the one with the dog was nice. I might use this for my Japanese class (teaching it as a high school project). woot

[Shannaro18]

and I don't mean YOUR test.  lol. I'll make my own, but on the other hand I'll just use a real one so I can grade it better and give advice.

Good test.

[bumnumba1]

You can use it if you want to.  It's free..

[chiknhed6]

Face in the beginning is priceless

[GWreck7]

As if you're gonna play some new games you haven't showed us?

[BeavisMan]

Why did you end that with a question mark?

[nitter123]

omfg..jeremy i failed teh test. i gotta 34%..im the one named allen..but ill do it again. and hurry up wit the fuckin smashed updated.

[K0LvO]

"BITCH

BITCH

BITCH

BITCH

WHORE"

Well atleast you called me whore instead of saying bitch. ;D

[PlayingPanda]

yes 100% cheating rocks

[xXxXSchreiXxXx]

guess i gotta watch your videos again lol i fucked up :P

[0neSelf]

best japanese lessons on the internetz.

bitch.

[TheBeeOBee]

agreed. gabm = fail

bitch

[BeavisMan]

I know seriously. They are legit and they keep you interested. It's pretty easy the way he teaches us. I wish more teachers were like this.

You BITCH!

[jpankuNL]

passed, can't wait for more lessons

[jpankuNL]

fuck yeah! I got my notebook and pencil, bring on the test

[myargonauts]

94%

I either need more beer or more studying.

[Wisei88]

You should talk like this in Japanese to your English class. 'Twould be awesome.

[bumnumba1]

It would, but I break enough different rules here. It's another world. No swearing here so I have to appeal in other ways. Swearing isn't a Japanese concept as I have said before. Honestly just having fun is enough to be radically different in a Jr. High of any kind.

[TommyRyan90]

he would get fired the same day :p

[michaelxdgeorge]

sweet more smashed updates

[GiggleB00ts]

i missed 8.

it was too fucking hard you cunt

[bumnumba1]

Try again. The stupid questions about whether you were a bitch or not probably fucked you over.

[GiggleB00ts]

no, i got all of those right.

[GiggleB00ts]

i fucking hate tests you bitch

[ASKHIM3]

sweet vid

[ElevenColors]

Say, you could join in on Gimmeabreakman's 99 beers on the wall collabo.

Hirakata... Osaka? Red Bacteria Vacuum is playing at Pipe69 on the 26th. You could try to interview the bass player on camera, in character as your natural self of course. She's the girl who set my beard on fire. Could be an interesting interview, especially if you give her beer.

[spanky812]

THANK YOU!

I've been looking for a way to test what I've learned.

[cayeron]

NICE