Alone In The Dark - Stone cutscene

[imnotjustinbieber96]

A teacher once asked me for a rock I tree at someone......shoulda said this

[imnotjustinbieber96]

@imnotjustinbieber96 Threw

[edgbarrowwight]

picture this in Harry potter :D

[CCrockyourass]

His stone.

He doesn't have it.

[DovahkiinXIII]

The #1 Greatest Line in Voice-Acting and Video-Game History.

[Karimnchok]

the way he hits the floor makes him look like he's made of leather.

[mullent169]

LOL every time that I hear this i think of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. XD

[ReloadPsi]

That... is an excellent line.

[Wolfsrain90]

...Judging by how fucked up everyone looks, I'm guessing they're talking about a crack rock.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

I know the Uwe Boll movie sucked but they should have done a live action version of this scene.

[tintor2]

you are awesome for uploading this, but FUCK YOU ANYWAY

[ComatoseElf]

AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY...what a great line

[AlwaysYourAibou]

hahahaha I'm only here because of YGO abridged.

[filipeflower]

I actually watched 'Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series' and that's not the reason I came here. It's because I saw this video on YouTube titled "BAD MOMENTS IN VOICE ACTING" (upLoaded by Kite9000 ).

[theplock99]

This game has the funniest dialog ever...

[Julienfun]

Dracula: What is a man?

Richter: I don't have your answer, and fuck you anyway !

[GamingGrinds]

I always thought that line was so awkwardly spoken. Didn't know I was alone all this time.

[pawel1818]

Light Yagami.AND GIVE ME MY DEATH NOTE

L.I dont have your Death note....and F.CK YOU ANYWAY!

(Light Punches L face)

[WoahIsMe]

This guy could win any political debate.

[Chaotichism]

@WoahIsMe I don't know about foreign policy!

And FUCK you anyway!

[LuigiLonLon]

I used the youtuberepeat like for 5 minutes for this vid xD

[AwkwardBatman]

FUHGEDDABOWDIT

[RagingNeku]

FUCK YOUR MARKER AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[braigus09]

I don't have to comment and FUCK THIS VIDEO ANYWAY!

[demonzone2571]

that line should've been used in Full Metal Alchemist

[Swordsmanofthedark]

@demonzone2571

Depending on which one you mean...

Dante: Now give my the philosophers stone!

Alphonse: I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE...AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

Or

Edward: Can I have the philosophers stone?

Marco: I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE...AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

There are so many ways to do it, really...

[anonomous1324]

@demonzone2571

Father: a stone, A Stone, THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!

Edward: I don't have your stone, and F_CK YOU ANYWAY!

[Hakkenslassen]

fist time i played this game with my friend, we just laughed many hours. brings me good memories

[TheKillerman170]

I don't have your comment and FUCK YOU ANYWAYS!

[pryor12345]

this game is the shit! (aside from voice acting, gameplay, graphics, and appeal)

[sikisikiamimis]

@pryor12345 Then change "The"for "a" =P

[negative1up]

@sikisikiamimis Then realize how good the game truly is and change it back.

[reckneya]

In the description you spell 'the' as 'teh' constantly, making me think you actually are convinced that's the proper way to spell it, rather than to just have been typing carelessly.

[Marksman230591]

This is probably the best (or most hilarious) line in video game history

[Slux21]

Lmfao...

[Doominatorx6]

Best part of the entire game

[zioz99]

i didnt quite catch that? does he have her stone?

[CloudTempest]

@zioz99 Yeah, in his pants.

[GamesPlayer1]

lmao

[DoodleQueen13]

weak bitch

[kilvertm]

Good job he's made of rubber or he could have got hurt.

[CobaltSpieder777]

(talking to someone at the bank after foreclosure of their house)

"Now give me my home!!"

"I don't have your home we burned it, and fk you anyway"

[LieutenantGwo]

I chiseled it.

[pivotgeek21]

@LieutenantGwo *high fives the screen*

[toontown1]

Jessi Slaughter's dad: NOW GIVE ME MY CYBERPOLICE

Edward Carnby: I don't have your cyberpolice! And you dun goofed, anyway!

[Ragnarokxviii]

This is the fuckin' Best Line Ever!!!!!

[RE141095]

this is called

verbally superior

[nornfells]

Ezechiel Pregzt: now, give me my YOUR BODY!

Carnby: i wont give you my body... and FUCK YOU anyway

(burns the tree)

[bruce1991]

i cannot believe this! He is the same voice actor that did max payne.

[Azf12]

I don't have your FUCKING stone. SO FUCK U ANYWAY UR NOT EVEN PRETTY U WHORE. WTF IS WONG WIT U

Me: Best. Game. Ever. :D

[SirSexyAlot]

It's a football!

[fearfactory11]

now give me my cookie!

[ArcangelZero7]

This game is so unbelievably meme-worthy. Can someone PLEASE just take it and FIX it so we can enjoy it???? The soundtrack and 59th street alone made it just great. . .a nice sequel that had a final boss would be nice :)

[Foxhack]

@ArcangelZero7 Get the PS3 version. Apparently they fixed a ton of stuff in it.

And of course, Windows / 360 users are screwed. :(

[DoGeeseSeeGod24]

AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

Classic.

[Tareltonlives]

And it's still better than the movie

[Greyslash2752]

I fucking love this game.

[n543576]

o wow she pushed him.....that hurt

[n00bofdestiny]

Voldemort: Give me the stone, Potter!

Harry: I don't have your stone. And FUCK YOU anyway!

[Wyndrax]

GIVE MY MY STONE

[xSHINOROCHIx]

i don't have your stone and FUCK YOU anyway

[VanguardBeta]

Ah yes, this is right before you find a fucking katana just lying around

[Vault101Reject]

what mind blowing writing this Alone in the dark game has.

[poopcut]

luigi wants his stone back from mario

[tomimn2233]

he doesn't have her Schthoune.

[brenchtoast44]

@gekigold you didnt make it!

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

He chiseled it!

[BlueRushAlt]

Now Give me my Promotion!

I don't have your promotion,AND FACK U ANIEWAYZ

[gekigold]

ITS A STONE LUIGI

[hellofraaance]

Oh wow it gets funnier each time I watch it, and FUCK YOU anyway!

[manmanpantsman]

wot are all those squres floatin around in teh first few frames?

[alexpik7]

@manmanpantsman

probably an uncut part of a video from a website

[DamuEmran]

@manmanpantsman I think I know what it is? If you ever watch Gametrailers they have some weird effects with blue stones.

[mcrubxpcod2]

This is what happens when you try to do a sand castle with a shemale

[adamtheslayer]

And FUCK YOU anyway... ^^

[robertosubzero]

Was this alone in the Dark 4?........that game was sooo bad on so many levels

Rob

[mcrubxpcod2]

I WANNA GET STONED

[flabslapper]

I'll FUCK you anyway ;)

[footinmouthindustrys]

that voice acting sucked

[lolmaster4]

My dear lady, I must sadly inform you that I'm currently not in possession of your so-called stone or rock!

...And FUCK YOU anyway!

[chronofantasy5]

@lolmaster4 Ma'am, I am afraid I do not currently have on my person the round object made of granite or some other earthen material that you are so desperately looking for. Also, please stop harassing me about it and do yourself a favor by taking your index finger and shoving it in your lovely hole despite the fact that I do not have said spherical mineral object in my possession, for even if I did I would still not let you have it.

... THAT'S how it's done in verbose ;P

[Clawdragoons]

@chronofantasy5 I've seen better.

[itsthelolocaust]

@lolmaster4 *Ma'am i regret to inform you that i am not currently in possesion of your condensed mass of sediment, and fuck you anyways.

Fix'd.

[CobaltSpieder777]

@itsthelolocaust and lolmaster4 LMAO!

[AeriththeAmysaur]

Which number game is this? I heard this is a series.

[13Ravin13]

That was epic

[h86obsid]

Possibly, unintentionally of course, the most hilarious exchange in a videogame.

[JoshShaps]

I don't share your opinion!  And FUCK you anyway!

[Moredread25]

Too bad this game was so broken. It could have made up for some of its other faults with stuff like this.

[jackolous]

thats what Harry potter should have said lol

[Wyndrax]

@jackolous You're awesome and I love you.

[jackolous]

@Wyndrax whats even better is that someone has actually made a video responce to my comment hahaha

[Exarian]

Your stone, I have do not. fucked anyway, you should be.

[purplepotatochipPPC]

anyway you fuck and .stone your have don't I

[comicshaun07]

"Where are the dragon balls?"

"I don't have your balls, and FUCK you anyway!"

Had to be done :D

[Redek70]

"I don't have your FUCK, AND Stone YOU ANYWAY!"

[Incrediboyhero01]

hahahaha, that was awesome.

[IpanemaBusz]

awesome scene...but FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[LeaderoftheFates]

that guy does not take shit from anyone.

[Gaara123666]

sounds like voldemort from the first harry potter movie...."just give me the stone" why so u can be stoned or something?

[RedEyesBlueBunny]

E.T. phone home

I don't have a phone! and FUCK you anyway

[joseaca]

hey bro im dating this hot girl so, do you have any condoms?

i dont have any condoms, and FUCK her anyways

[klojinum]

I think it's the patronising way he says 'stoooooooooone' that is the funniest part.

[DaBigmac824]

The day they quit

[WhiteTiger225]

this line was so random and bad... that I almost thought that maybe this game was one long spoof looking back XD I mean.. evil world destroying demon.. and you are talking to it like some biker at a bar? XD

[KrystalKlear20]

I would've done the same thing if I met the very being that was destroying the world

[WhiteTiger225]

No, heres ANYONES true reaction who isn't an internet hardman.

1. Piss Pants

2. Empty Bowels

3. Flee

4. ???

5. Profit

[soraintime]

"Dude wheres my Car?"

"I don't have your car, and Fuck you Anyway!"

lol

[Sirthatguy]

"could you stop with the jokes?"

"I'm not doing any jokes, and FUCK YOU ANWAY"

[Gramra]

I think part of what makes this scene such a riot is when he says "..And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!" he springs his head forward. It makes him look more brash and offensive.

[laski666]

"Now, give me my UNIVERSE!"

"I'm the FUCKING UNIVERSE! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

[mikeyp8044]

im gonna mess with one of my friends and take their phone just so i can say it "I don't have your phone! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY"

[Jakihro]

Time to count how many comments are saying "And fuck you anyway!"...

27 with this one, and FUCK YOU anyway!

[PoisonedDagger]

"Dude! Where's the shaving foam? Did you take it?"

"I don't have your foam! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

[LtFerret]

"Edward, do knw where my cell phone is?"

"I don't have your phone AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

[SubZeroGTA]

wow tha remains me this:

"Jill you are here, Barry you are here too"

"Chis its me....is ta you Rebecca?"

xDDDD hilarious

[Byrnzi360]

This is a line I will never forget... and I've heard a lot of lines.

[supermasterlinkx123]

NOW GIVE ME MY VIRGINITY!

I don't have your virginity, and FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

[spawn22222]

Joke fail.

[link7291]

Why i remenber the House of the Dead script when i wacth this?

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

Edward, darling, could you pass the tea please?

i dont have your tea AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!!

[krimsonchin117]

lol he should work at a bank.

I don't have your loan! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!

[chaffXgrenade]

I don't have your damn FOURTH Chaos Emerald, and fuck you anyway! xD

[18bryflo]

I don't have your easter egg and fuck you anyway!

[mikeyp8044]

this line is fuckin awesome. it symbolizes pure balls of steel. if you ever say this to someone. you obviously have nothing else to lose. this quote deserves a "FTW"

[jackofblades94]

i dont have your PENGAS! and SKUULL PHUCK YOU

[Buurg]

I don't got your money, and FAHK YEW ANEEWAY

[SwedishGamingGuy]

He does not have it.

[GreatMewtwo]

i don't have your birth control pills, and who f-cked you anyway

[FunkyLobstah]

I don't have your large hadron collider, and FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[Flow764]

And why is this so special again?...

[theemporour]

i don't have you vaginaty....i fucked you anyway....bitch

[larsieman1988]

Now give me my stone!

gzz.. date first?

[HTankGlory]

I don't HAVE your STONE! And Fuck you anyway! XD

[SirSexyAlot]

Thanks faggot, I did not know he said that!

[dingaling24]

i don't have your limited edition custom 3 pickup gibson les paul with a custom alex grey design paint job. AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!

[EDDIEinWAR]

fail

[FreakTTube]

i don't have your piano, and FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[greatgames148]

I dont have a condom but i will FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!

[Theman270385]

good one :)

[greatgames148]

type in steven tyler doesnt have your stone its hilarious

[CompilationTheatre]

I don't have your phone . but i'll FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[meshingboulder]

LOL!

[SolidFrank]

Edward Carnby talks like a sailor...

[Carrieee0x]

Best line in the whole game.

[Rei328]

I don't have your loan. And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

[Incrediboyhero01]

hahahaha!!!!

[BuzanTheFear1ess]

Give me my phone!

I don't have your phone, and fuck you anyway!

[mvonneumann]

I dont have your Homework and FUCK you anyways

[TheWorstComputerEver]

best line i have ever heard. has anyone heard the infamous line froom clive barkers jeriho?

[SwedishGamingGuy]

I have never seen a worse excuse to include the F-word.

[RikohZX]

And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

.. No offense. >.>

[Incrediboyhero01]

I don't have you McChicken, and FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!!!

[yake222]

ahhh pointless lol

[TheHelldragon]

This is why I wish I can loop videos automatically.

[Incenderio]

Haha, I love that guy's voice.

Also, YGO:TAS brought me here.

[Wishmaster300]

LittleKuriboh FTW!!!!

[SwedishGamingGuy]

... and FUCK YOU anyway.

[TerribleFeel]

"I don't have your portfolio, and FUCK you anyway."

[TheWorstComputerEver]

"I don't have your coffee, and FUCK you anyway!" best comeback in a game ever!

[Mesarphelous]

9/11 was an outside job

[ManlytearsUK]

agreed, jews.

[awesomeon]

I'm thz fucking universe ?!?!?!?!? Whats the about ?

[awesomeon]

the next "garbege day!!!" ? by the way, i liked this game so sue me.

[Nostrum84]

LMFAOOOO this has GOT to be the best worst line I've ever heard... bursting into tears from laughing!

[Megastaw]

I prefer the original one.

[ChrisUltima]

Voldemort: "Now give me my stone!"

Harry Potter: "I don't have your stone! And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

[raisinets55]

hahahaa xD

that actually made me laugh at loud

you go yo! *virtual high five*

[Wishmaster300]

Priceless!

[zazzoa]

Genius man... GENIUS!

[Kr3id]

Oh god, someone make a video of this XD

[radioactivegamer]

and what do you call this? a .jpg?

Joke Win