Kill a Kitten - Stephen Lynch

[JadeHikage]

its amazing how many idiot pussies cant take a joke out there...and they OBVIOUSLY are idiots, cause they cant spell worth shit. maybe you should go back to school instead of commenting on a JOKE VIDEO. morons. >.>

[taylorhelms2000]

its stupid why would they make a video like this! :(

[thenorksisters]

THIS IS JUST A FREAKING SONG , GROW SOME BALLS AND STOP BEING PUSSIES! There are NO REAL KITTENS BEING HARMED! Its a SONG!!!!!! FREAKING ASS MUNCHERS!.

[juliesgirlforever222]

i seriously think this song is CRUL

it's not pretty it's not funny either.

so SHUT UR FRIGEN MOUTH

[TheDeadlyAngles79]

This is the cause of Zippocat

[Mollymittenscreator8]

WTF

[haleybopp1]

This video is wrong what do u have aginst kittens u guys r so wrong n this video is soooo stupid

[brinirox]

my friend wants this as her ringtone.....

[lolliepopr]

why would you post this video knowing what it meant

[cleopatraofdenial]

This video would not be so funny to you if you were to see someone throwing kittens out of a car window at 40 MPH!!!!!

[1994Lunatic]

@cleopatraofdenial yes it would lmao

[jedelman07]

The first time I heard this I almost shit myself! Hilarious!

[thewiseguy777]

funny. what is the original song that this a parody is of??????

[SwellsTheHeart]

F*cking Jacked Song!!!! How bout will kill u insted!!!! KITTENS ROCK AND YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saguy98]

for "Mature" audiences only.

[SuperDarksword]

if ye loveth jesus ye must kill a kitten!

[Caedofera]

Basement cat will have many allies

[stybarrow]

yeah, laugh and joke. profanity and alcohol will give it an edge. but as for me, at the end of my days i wont have to account for sending this sick message to world.

[stevieboypie1994]

i like this it very funny very well done

[fanboy20]

LOLZ at people who think this is inspires folk to harm animals.

Grow up please, you have no idea how immature you sound when you accuse us humourists of being animal killers.

[SoldierBoy95]

WHAT THE FUDGE

I LOVE COCAIN DONT WAIST IT ON A KITTEN

lol JK by the way

867-5309 JENNY I WANT A GOOD TIME lol JK

[HowlingPain]

Also, great song by a great comedian.

Cat Boo-tyy XD

[HowlingPain]

Kill kittens

Appease the prince of darkness

????

PROFIT!

[rogeliobri24]

no kitten got hurt and see it for yourself first cuz people get offended of the title and the refrigherater thing is just a puppet and if you wanna now violence well i will tell about violence , in some places actually some states eat cats ,dogs, monkey brain , rabbit and birds not chicken.

i tasted rabbit and its really tasty, the meat is white and clean...

[cb25cb]

my uncle got arrested so ya... it is illigal

[Iwillnotuploadvideos]

1:03 is "Skrik" by Edvard Munch (Norwegian painter, 1863-1944). "Skrik" is Norwegian for "Scream".

[helldragon9000]

kitten cake souds pretty good right now

[invaderdib]

wow...a comment argument? x]]

[iflylikepaper321]

YOU ARE ASS WHOLS:(

NO NOT FANE

[kankurogaara67]

O MY GOD! 2:08

[moleman119]

haha at first i thought it was in reference to the saying "everytime you masturbate you kill a kitten" but no i was mistaken lol messed up but i still love stephen lynch's humour its fantastic

[ssarrahh23]

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

How about we come to your house and kill your pets.

I hope one day you all get skinned alive just like kittens do.

I met a guy once that put his cat in the microwave and told me. My friends bashed the shit through him cos he thought there was nothing wrong with it, he got put into a mental institution.

Running over a kitten, drowning a kitten, causing pain to anything makes you a fucktart and you should be TOTALLY ashamed in yourselves!!

[BBNLCB]

No, my friend.. people make videos like this all the time. they make videos about killing humans/monkeys/dogs.. this isn't bad, it's just a sense of humor.. its cute, i love cats, but this is still funny. ITS SARCASM, LOOK IT UP DUMB FUCK.

[ssarrahh23]

Ok, I cannot believe you would get mad or call me a name because I DO NOT find hurting animals hilarious. I am apart of the RSPCA so of course I'm not going to find this funny.

Maybe, just maybe, you should also stop being a psycho and let people have their own sense of humour.

[BBNLCB]

I am a member of the RSPCA as well, and..If you haven't noticed.. no animals were being hurt in this video. no animals were being killed. So if you dont see that, you should actually watch the video before you write anything.

and stop telling people who to be, just laugh with them. it's not your life to judge, so grow up.

[ssarrahh23]

Good for you. I dont care if noone was hurt it's the joke about animals being hurt. Stop talking to me for fuck sake you weirdo.

[HowlingPain]

Boo fucking hoo, grow some balls and learn to laugh instead of being a sensitive bitch who has to take anything that's funny to a large majority of people and make it out to be like we all enjoy crushing small animals for laughs.

As you said, It's a JOKE. The creator and I'd imagine a large majority of the people who like this song would never kill or harm an animal for their own self enjoyment. But of course, you'll bitch to everyone else because they don't have the same mindset as YOU.

[narutoppgfan]

Well my friends hate cats. Are you going to disrespect their opinions?

[xdavidxloverx]

babe, the whole point of the song is to show how stupid and pointless violence toward animals is. i know many people who hate this song, i find once you explain it to them, they get it and enjoy it.

[ssarrahh23]

Don't call me babe, I ain't ya babe.

I don't even know you.

Look, yeah, it's fucking funny to some people! And I get that, I don't think it's funny whatsoever, so people with no lives stop commenting my comments cos I don't fucking care!

Go ahead, like it .. I hate it!

I don't care what you like, I don't care what you hate.

You're all voicing your opinion now let me fucking do the same, dickheads!

[gamersfolife]

nice lol

[brynjar12345]

this video made me laugh like the entire time, and also, a good photo there in the end, with the kitten with the sniper, thats an epic picture :D :D but overall i loved the video :D :D

[ona23]

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',

It helps a lot if you kill a kitten

Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin',

You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'

I know the law, you can kill a kitten

If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'

[rico81192]

imma go kill a kitten now just cuz of that persom below me lol

[foxeylady64]

lol

[Renji48]

instead of killin a kitten how bout you go kill yourself. the world will be better off with dumbass retards like you who have no sense of humor. Its just a fuckin joke song.

[sekirk]

dude its just a joke and it ses for adult audiences and if u kill a kitten just cos of this vid ur just retarded! so lay off the abuse a bit will ya!

[gnutcko]

F*ck, I will kill a kitten just to piss you off you F-ing morons. If the dude wants to sing about killing a kitten, then he can sing about it and all you can do is F your self!!!

[mongoose308]

I'm going to kill a kitten now. Freedom of Expression!

[HowlingPain]

Protip: Insane people are INSANE.

[Alcaliff]

This is so awesome! You did a very good job at exicuting this no pun intended.

[butterfingers5091]

lol cool song but... the 1 on the album i think is better don't the rest of u think so?

[SwellsTheHeart]

it sucks

[butterfingers5091]

2 u maybe

5/5 from me

[SwellsTheHeart]

This song stinks KITTENS RULE

[ImaginaryStalker]

I love Stephen Lynch...he's so funny...It just a stupid funny song...the pictures were put together really good!!!

[mvpool]

stupidity never fails to amaze!

focus on something REAL like stopping the new world order for mulching everyones mind

[TooDaToo]

The kitten represents capitalism. Couldn't you tell? Though I myself wouldn't describe describe it as "mulching everyone's mind" since mulch refers to something beneficial. That's not really the meaning you wanted to connote, was it?

Oh, and thank you for linking your video to mine - it's sure to increase my viewcount! =)

[StevieRudes]

Good Work.

[stargazer21000]

ugh jerks. ya'll need to get a life you can get in trouble for killing an animal. heartless

[TooDaToo]

But we need to kill kittens to appease our god of darkness.

It's a joke. And you obviously didn't read the introduction. If you'd like to give a comment regarding the actual video, by all means.

[TooDaToo]

Ah. Then I suggest you watch it with the sound muted.

[TooDaToo]

Unless it bores you; then I'd suggest playing "Copcabana" in the background.

You do realize that you're increasing my comment count, right?

[butterfingers5091]

just because we lesion 2 (kill a kitten) dos not mean we are kitten killers + i have 2 kittens at my house :)

[tjs8n]

well, it tears my version a new asshole, check out mine and lemme know what you think. ^-_-^

[soulcalibur33]

Stupid video from stupid americans

[GacktsPuppet]

XD that is great! Good job! ^.^

[zittone]

FUCK

CAT POWER