Dating... In America! (日本語字幕付)

[Matlike1]

Not to sound like a you tube hater but you don't sound too experienced in the dating/picking up scene.

[personifyingowned]

you kinda give americans a bad name by saying stuff like that. Not everyone is like that. I enjoy your Japanese, though^.^

[llurok78]

＾＾

[zacmalinowski]

You might also hear pickup lines like "Hey, I stalk... I mean... seen you on youtube! Can you read my watch?"

[Q0MG]

Whats that hair for? :s Get over it.

Nice video

[sankerrreimi]

This "English" series is horrible: it seems like you just shot off whatever came out of your mouth (through a back-alley of your brain) -- It's incoherent, inaccurate... Get another job maybe (you don't seem to care for this one)

[Bigbossjin]

Emily, lets go out for a drink.

=P

[Fyrewyrd]

So how is it done in Japan? I'd like to see more of that D:

[Linta1983]

You were nice at "人間です clip. Why not resume videos in japanese? You look kinda cute. Thats my lil advice.

So

Take care.

[alemeux]

Tricky people? Oh my google... that's not entirely true. At least I hope so... :-(

[Ultramarinedelirium]

Emily,Emily,Emilyyyyyyyyyy,wri­ting someone,so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeease!

[xThatxOtherxGuyx]

In America.

[Broojo02]

Mind = blown.

[Princegto]

Oh my God

[Ultramarinedelirium]

Is this my wife speaking?

[Etaks89]

sounds like you've been burned a few times : / haha jk.

[JUSTFOOLYCOOLY]

I assume you are giving advice to a Japanese audience. I find this information to be very basic, generic advice and in short useless, because dating in America is no different than it is to date in Japan or Europe or any developed country for that matter.

[atomicfrog2000]

Watch out! lol

[mathcurse]

oh my

[CorruptedPenguin]

First comment :o)

[twirlingchair]

actually pick up lines here are more like: I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away OR You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out OR You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise. yea those are a few that don't always work xD

[mattatdoyle]

Shoes?

[megatroll]

Why are there no comments for your vid? Do you delete them?

Anyway, I never have these problems...

I always carry a club with me and whenever I see some hot bitch, I just hit her in the head and drag her by the hair into my cave. :D

[LOLZADAM]

OMG that is all so true. its the same here in New Zealand. except we dont have very many people like you over here. which is a bit of a shame. haha

[mathicaspi]

why are there no comments on this video?

[MircoHRO]

you so cool emely XD

[shiinar]

tricky, tricky, tricky.

[esotericagenda]

Why are there no comments on this video?

[Sceaf1]

Emily don't tell them our secrets. Picking up in Japan is easy they only weigh about 100 pounds.

[mezbup]

英語字幕付け would mean... English subtitles included. This has... Japanese subtitles included. ?

[david0404]

you look like you lose w8... :_:

[StarkindJiyuu]

Whatever.

[SgtRhoruns]

Uh.. What?

[tetsushichan123]

?

haha nobody watches you :(

[kumikoangeloflight]

Yay! Now I can try to read Japanese! Emily thankies. :D and I love the way you make these videos! It's like watching a commercial, funny and interesting at the same time. LOL XD The pick up lines, don't forget "hey can i get your number" lol not very clever. Thanks for the video lol

[aryonas]

You remind me of ChanceExplosion :p

[jshu1988]

Ouch, Emily got her feelings hurt by some guy at a bar. Bad one night experience I guess.

[Sango1014667]

Gosh I  LOVE Japan! It's an obsession of mine XDD And I love anime, and I LOVE your vids! They're so cute! Just wondering, how did you learn Japanese? Were you born in Japan? =]

[failtoast]

Wow!!! This female is aesthetically pleasing!!!!!!!!

愛しています！

[Princegto]

oH My God

[genecarey]

You know that those are 日本字幕, right?

[tetiaki]

オジサンもナンパされたら気をつけるよ(ฺ✿◕‿◕)ｂ

[jason1300]

thanks :)

[cherryblossem131313]

wow u should do a cermercial for really clean teeth because your teeth are really brite and pretty ^_^

[Noemhy13]

...

[HeatMizer9]

what is this....i dont even

[sabaktaisu23]

i like you but do u always talk like that?

[dannyday58218195]

thanks for the advice! but er...wot about the guys who wanna go dating girls in ameria?

lol :P

[releveee]

wat

[will4ward]

Emiry is right. except if you are slighlty ugry or too old,then you will be become invirsable!

When you are "invirasble you" will not be picked up. Emiry will not know about these things for some time .

(Although she may mayhave invirsable friends.)

Also if you are good-looking and insecure and an excessive talker -then you will be picked up for sex and you will be left alone as your lover cannot deal with all the excessive conversation!

-Arigato.

[vastenmielinen]

omg dating is such a hard subject o_o

[Mitters]

How are there zero comments.. *confused*

[Japanminute]

were u talking out of experience ?

[balupton]

Any tips to overcome the trickyness? surely applemilk has some moves of her own ;-)

[1985FLaT]

Nice advice. keep it up...Cheers!

[nyakanya]

omfg

[FrankieIero28]

kinda fell apart at about 1:21

[kingeh1]

i cant believe no one commented on this. Love your vids. keep them up and keep up that dazzling smile of yours.

[Molefacers]

I want you to start doin proper videos again!!!! PLEASE! they were so cool! (;_;)

[exaurius]

how do you keep your teeth so white?

[raveune]

EMIRY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME SLEEP

[xoxoAlu]

you try too hard.

[Kencan72]

Kinda curious what dating in Japan is like now.

[Magnus168]

o.O no comments? You still look kind of skinny eat more and do take care

[byrdsmaniac]

Purple lips?!

[anotherstalker]

I can't figure this chick out. Is she sincerely sarcastic or unknowingly sarcastic in her sincerity?

[amybernadotte52]

you are awesome i wish i was as cool as you xDD

[ygorventura]

うぶな女性にとって大切なアドバイスだよね～

海外にデートと言えば、ブラジルでデートすることも楽しいよ！ホ­ットなのよ～

みんなやってみてください！笑

[amandamelanson]

Well now i'm wondering what dating is like in Japan .

[ajsnaruto]

those are nice shoes lol

[SarronTan]

I kinda miss the old days when you just made vlogs. :( Still love you though

[viciousstrifeay]

you're so cute, so white, like me, jijijiji.

domo arigatou !!!! applemilk chan

[okpank]

KA-BANG!

[LaughingOTI80]

When is the "dating in Japan" video comming? You make it seem far less complicated then dating in America which would be an awesome change for me. I'm tired of being told by girls that they like my shoes and we still dont end up having sex; so many mixed signals!

[StickMichael]

Out of curiosity, is there any service like "Japanese Central" where similar things like this new video series are being performed?

[Princegto]

A big and sweet kiss fro this video

[KissTheCookie]

joyy. first.

[LuisUzumaki]

Good advices. But you forgot something

[Silverthumb]

0:53

Baww

[sardonnica]

Hmm...this video is definitely not very good compared to the old teaching Japanese ones Em. :( Nice try though!

[Shainingusutaru]

You should have mentioned that Japanese girls have to be careful because there are many fatfucks there who could crush them when suddenly stepping backwards without noticing them.

[littlemog92]

My favorite is:

Nice shoes....(detatched look) wanna fu*k?

I like the tone of these videos very funny.

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

lol you're so cute!!!!!

[TheSoldierDarius]

Haha, people are tricky yes.

[tigerkidtre]

Have comments been disabled or something?

[Rawrbecca1992]

I like your lipstick ^.^

[kidrem]

*-*

america dating is based on prostitution

[xXTiramisuuuXx]

aha

[munzbtvrcexwy]

i want to date you

[kaisergrendel]

Oh goodie another video!

[kerosan41]

Why no love for emily-chan? Best part of these videos is reading the comments.

[jh4124]

.... really?

[alvinlee123]

ah ha ah ha ha

nice shoes

[animeaddict000]

your videos are stupid. i hate you and im canceling my subscribtion

[johnthegrungekid2]

And... Dating in Japan is so much different than this? Had no idea XD

[Ritsukei]

I hate it that she went from teaching Japanese to English. I mean, wasn't the point of her videos to teach people how to speak Japanese?

[AppleHouse]

I <3 Emily

[EuropaBloke]

No comments yet huh?

Well then, to kick it off -thanks for another vid!

and btw, you're really cute =D

Cheers

[LaurenBross]

1st comment?

[crapObear2323]

Lol.

[AlbinoAzn777]

Hey babe,nice subtitles. How about we get back to my place and make subtitles together..yeah!!

[DaRiceking]

haha funny

[dan219089]

Turning japanese I think you're turning Japanese i really think so

[ki6eki]

no comments?

[TritonMarks]

lol.... yeah.. i'm beginning to think you dont really like me, and think of me as a friend >.>

[AngelicAcid453]

yes :) becareful

[simbaduggy]

be kind with people only if they are with you.

if some one like to kill you, kill it first lol

[korny1684]

in America

[kingstid]

are you still in Japan?

[skhan002]

umm.. first to comment..

[hawnsa]

wow that was ..... interesting just to let you know Im not a fan of these "in america" videos but you keep doing your thing and good luck with the dating ...... in Japan o_0 lol peace.

[MrChokoreitodisuko]

Gago!

[Sionkg]

Despite the fact I am a big fan of Emily (from her very first videos) l usually hold back from commenting. But the cuteness of the phrase "So watch out!" at 1:23 totally caught me off guard. So, here l confess: I <3 u Emily... :'(

[StrawberiiTwili]

Yeah...it's dangerous dating in America.

[Xonx68]

This smacks of classic Applemilk.

5/5

[Stealth0Kkj]

Yes, people are crazy lol! :P

[Rangasaurs]

lol xD i enjoy watching your videos haha

[DarkMagicGr]

this video is totally pointless

[junixmike]

you look so good. im back in love with you. you never wrote me bacck on myspace

[anthritVlog]

Ok I got a pickup line for you "Can I Fuck You?" Now thats how an American like me asks a girl out, and 7 times out of 10 ... it works, you get laid.

[droxven]

hmm she was born in america so why is she talking like shes not an american....aint she an american????in japan???or a white japanese girl????who came to america i am so confused @_@

[HooDooproductions]

O;!

I feel so.. Intelligent towards dating.

xD

Love the videooo!

Tis amazing.

[tabemono820]

So true, so true. Emily, you are a fountain of useful advice.

[pojie830820]

............

[GrainDesu]

Informative video. I wonder how much is based off of personal experience.

[sapoide]

Pharst!!!

[LuNaXxIeNoX]

i love how serious you look but you still have that perky, funny personality. AWESOME JOB!

[surgingshark]

The "Nice Shoes" line never fails...to get me kicked in the balls =/

[AnimeFreak4Life101]

lol yes we are xD

[MoslimMaster]

OMG i cant read my messages !

[MoslimMaster]

Animal Collective the Best !

[deividdohaarii]

Why are you giving the Japanese dating advice? :|

[taniamemori]

やっぱりエミリの事愛している

[jl45000019]

herro emiry

[Booshibonton]

holy fuck you're pale

[FuckBuzh]

pretty girl

[DelGotHisNameStolen]

cuz he's had too much tequila? lol VERY good advice. loved the vid. =P

[johnlatinoheat]

lol

[hakuchu]

Indeed.

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

You can't hold hands with your lover in public in Japan?

[Ryfinius]

yeah it must be terrible to get attention all the time.

[tigerkidtre]

Picking up people isnt tricky.

1: Knock person out/unconscious

2: Bend knees and lift

[enxthegreat]

Date me, emily!

[ciderpen]

YA.

[Highspeed110]

This Emily is not a happy girl. Really sad.

[michaelsok]

I want to make babies with you emiri-chan.

[Yashieroko]

So, watch out! lol.

[rockmanx00]

英語字幕付けって書いてない？タイトルに

[5eed09]

can i haz some cereal plz

[Penksimo]

Do you have a boyfriend??, do you date one of your subscribers ?? lol

[xoxodayz]

i liked your, watch out!

[rediance]

lol you're so fucking right!! it is hard.. I like how you say "tequila!" XD

[fugue10]

I don't date.

...That's not to say that if Emily asked me out I would say no.... :D

[Falcon1499]

Are you still in Japan? I'm surprised there are no other comments, I think you're pretty and cool!

[tsukasaru2]

omg you look hot again! :)  (not ment in a mean way, for the part that may seem mean :S)

[sexybeastman93000000]

im so sick of how hot u r:) and dating is tough in america!!!!

[FeliciaXXFantasa]

Srsly? <_< 1K views and only 200 ratings and 0 comments? o3o

[MusicFeedsYourSoul]

I want another Super Intense Japanese Lesson!

[MrAizakku]

0 comments. >.>;;

wasn't the 自身事故 delays yesterday very annoying?

i was annoyed v_v;;

[salemyou]

what do you know about dating ... 0_o

[vurma]

First!

[gomezz]

i like you!

[classicrichard]

:) thanks :D

[finalfantasy8VIII]

Do you still live in Japan ?

[snowmanyuki]

what are you ding after work?

do you come here often?

確かにAustraliaでも良く言ってたｗｗ

[Gold3n3y3]

OMG! Its Bandit Keith's daughter!!!

In America!!!

[GutsBerserk]

Those are some nice shoes you got there XD

That was intelligently funny

[oOMusicIsLifeOo]

are you indirectly vloging?

[Shibbied]

I likey.

[gre3nDAYrocks]

No comments on an Emily video? o.O

[Meepus]

thank you for helping me

[hulgarx]

fuck yea first!

[ragdollchick]

why did you Stop MaKinG all YouR VIDEOS ??. . .

[clazlo1234]

I date in America

[instabilesbeast]

YAAAAAAAAAAAY Emili is awesome ^^

[kainedamo]

You have such lovely eyes!! OMG!!

[KenAurther]

My friend Koji was asking me for dating advice and I told some tips and he said, "Wow, americans are very abrupt, I don't think I can do this."

And all I did was tips on how to keep a conversation going and giving a logical place to sigway into asking the girl out.

Culture is fun.

[iggytan]

lol

[yusbarrett]

What about talking about how is dating in Asia?

[nyctec2]

Where is the old Emery - please bring her back.

Thanks

[Atamus17]

i really enjoyed this vid ^^ digging the haircut by the way if u actually did get one my eyes might just be freakin out lol, great video!

[bsharker]

yay... in america

[CJFoley]

Hi Emily! wow, first comment!!!!! ;)

good work! you're always really nice and funny

lots of "inconvenient hugs" from Italy!!

[CJFoley]

Hi Emily! wow, first comment!!!!! ;)

good work! you're always really nice and funny

lots of "inconvenient hugs" from Italy!!

[Geistgein]

O_o The straight forwardness in America seems to work out well for most Asian girls who prefer it over the conservative and shy Asian guy.

D: then again I dunno.

[CJFoley]

First comment!!!!!!!!!

good work Emily, you're always very nice and funny..

lots of inconvenient hugs from Italy!!!