Green Wing - Confiscatio Secundo!

[nomyek200]

i wonder how many times boyce had to get slapped to perfect that scene.

[ChloeChum]

I love how Boyce doesn't find it all unusual that Alan has got his hands on an x-ray's breasts.

Also: McMay from pedantics. Brilliant.

[koplod23]

"take your pitta patty pot pit pat put pa potty and go do some growing up somewhere else" LMAO!!

[belisariusorb]

Reminds me of Daniel Radcliffe's line in Extras:

"Can I have...?"

"MAY I have...."

"May I have my rubber johnny back Dame Diana?"

[Klamath2046]

That slap looked painful

[jamii192]

@flupmakintosh o: how

[elektrikcokernut]

Love it!

Could you make a clip when Dr Statham is on fire and jumps into a birthing pool and tells the woman in labour "don't worry, I'm not your baby"? :)

[jamii192]

can putty potty actually bounce like that?

[jamii192]

can putty potty actually bounce like that?

[upupaepops1988]

"go on then take your pipittipapapppitipotapapotty and go do some growing up!"

[smudzi]

Hello again, my darlings

lol

[PoisonSkyn]

'go do some growing up'

hehehe..pocrite :D

[berlinmitte10117]

Yes, Mrs Boyce for one!

[pirateninjaduck]

has anyone else noticed that boyce is quite fit????

[lucyluuuxxxx]

@pirateninjaduck yeah absolutely

[narcass]

Has anyone noticed how amazingly dextrous he is?

It shows in alot of other scenes as well. Especially the ping pong pong stuff. Excellent.

[Koolkidscoot91]

indeed. he has mad skills XD

[nifty5253]

wat does dextrous mean???

[TuRdSandwitch18]

skilled

[webstar1337]

look for "mark Heap" on youtube, in the fast show or space, he is really good at juggling too, theres a clip somewhere....cool guy :)

[martinyearly]

he was a professional juggler for many years apparently, such a versatile actor too, he really is amazing :D

[mmaaddyy1122]

professor mccann from paediactrics

[TuRdSandwitch18]

i wish statham wud slap boyce more often

[SarahQueenOfTheMods]

''CONFISCATIO SECUNDO!!!!''

;D X

[houlford]

pwned :-)

[nomyek200]

haha "take you p-pa-p-pa-pa-p-p-pot-potty"

[SunLightShine]

There should of been more bits with boyce and alan!!!

Theyre soooooooooooo good together..

[danshaggy292]

Boyce must have breathed a massive sigh of relief when the putty went into his pocket, otherwise he'd have to take the slap again!

[TuRdSandwitch18]

great slap, i kinda hate boyce but love alan

[hairyyettie]

1:24

[fieldmarshalhough]

The making of that scene is the perfectly timed slap!

[1licketysplit1]

my bad lol, i got mixed up there lolz

[millyteaspoonsock]

lolzoorzzz

[AliBoomia]

one of the best bits in green wing =]

[GonnaGetTheIRS]

1:25

Boyce gets pwned for the second time.

[1licketysplit1]

the guy who plays alan is a much better actor that mark heap, so funy the way he stutters

[CAWpatch]

jajajaja he's good in Spaced to (although I didn't realise it was him 'till he started stuttering).

[nickf300]

I'm confused? Alan Statham, is Mark Heap!!

[danfrost313]

Yes Nick, its called acting.

When a human being portays a character in a piece of film in a manner that is not their own way of life, its called acting. They are given different names so as to make them a bit more interesting and also not to use their real name.

Are you from space? lol

[stedewi]

I'm not really a wizard, you see...

[nickf300]

Danfrost313 - He Said the person that plays Alan (Mark Heap) Is a better actor than MARK HEAP, hence the comment...

If I was to draw a graph of my acting it would go... Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian...

[danfrost313]

Ok i still dont get what he meant :P

But awesome Extras quote dude, Sir Ian McKellen is a God xD

[nickf300]

OK, glad we've cleared it up! :D... how do I act.. so well?

[nomyek200]

alan statham is mark heap lol

[sendescope]

best bit 1:25 to 1:30.

[MrDitor]

Mark Heap is a genius! Oh yes he is Boyce.

[pedro550]

Love mark heap, esp as alan

[Mandoop8]

lol at boyce, he finds the final joke so funny he smirks himself hehe, i love alans reaction!

[Andizzle47]

fuck boyce is a smartarse! fuckin hilarious material!

[shabadab]

'*click* on your way'

genius

[EOC14]

Prob 1 of de funniest scenes in both series love dis show

[rhysthejinx]

Mark Heap Finnest and most believeable comedy actor ive ever seen !!!

rhysy

xx

[Mnx252]

Green wing rocks!Best british comedy in years!

[littlemisgiggles]

hahaha woooooo that makes me laugh!!!

[themaynrules]

Great moment but really bad framerate

[CherryDrop89]

The timing on that slap is perfect. It made me cry with laughter the first time I saw it!

Cat x

[racychLW]

Haha.

Brilliant slap. love these two.

[marbeque]

That was awesome.

[MashAshAsh]

ROFL, he sure showed Boyce

[sarahluker]

dr statham is one of the finest comedy characters ever created...x

[strawberryalien]

that's fantastic when he slaps him.. the 21s of can

XD

xxxxxx thanks a lot! ^^

[memassivbeast]

boyce and statham are one of the best comedy deuo's around

[frustratedgibbon]

mark heap. my favourite british comedy actor!

b xx

[Klamath2046]

Brilliant. But that slap looked quite real.

[pauliwauli2]

lol i love alan! the guy that plays him used to be a juggler and its so cool how they put all those physical tricks into his part like when he almost knocks over the cup of tea in the office! that bits so funny!

[ThatGirlCalledLil]

mint maaan green wing is the fucking best! 4th january @ 10.00 is the time when the final xmas sppecial is one ! Dont miss it =D

[sovietwill]

mark heap is f-cking marvellous

[dangerous84]

awesome!

[icepogostick]

I LUV IT! yeeee plez get da bit wid da ping pong dats like me fav!! thnx a bundle!

[xxbrokenbass]

lmao! so funny

[madnessclaire]

Man, I can't stop watching this clip! So funny!

[indiechick06]

dr boyce is so hot

[benderette]

I just love Alan so much

[T1N00]

lol alan has fast hands

*catch, slap*

[BuffBoiDanny06]

A Request: Please can you get the part where Alan is playing ping pong in the coridoor, and i think its boyce comes up to him. Then when he's finished talking Alan looks for the ball and smacks his head and falls over? thanks

[prowres]

Tremendous.

A request: The bit where Alan is trying to get a cleaner to sign his petition about the parking in the car park no less.