A Geeks Guide To Surviving Christmas

[ProGamingGuide]

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[Marifofa73]

not true! i'd love to win a dvd or a video game

[mansoot0]

1: very true

2: could someone explain how binary works?

[TheOnlyJBShow]

@mansoot0

Electric pulses basic on off switch

1 = ON

0 = OFF

Combinations in four/eight inside a computer equal certain things

[xXeminemxXist]

im greek and im a geek

[OMGTempah]

I am offensive, and i find this geek

[Greendinoranger3999]

actually its 110010011 11000010 10101000010

[6288CHANEY]

@Greendinoranger3999 Just going to get this out there, to turn binary into text the binary code is must be divisible by 8.... HOWEVER if you really want to know how to say merry christmas one and all in binary please use the correct code.....

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[pufixas]

I am a geek, and I find this offensive.

[Dingosilver57]

This guys way too stereotypical

[AnderZel234]

(.Y.)

[KatieFromEngland]

BUY ME DVDs NOT PERFUME! PREFERABLY DOCTOR WHO SEASON 6!!!!!! PLEASE?

[h0110wPeTaL]

if my bf does buy me clothes jewelry or shoes, I will buy him the same

[deathnoteshadow]

Im a girl and all i wont is vidiogames

[wolfwingx1]

you missed the ";" behind "return 0", it supposed to "return 0;"

[Simon14DK]

normally santa claus was green...coca cola made him red actully :I

[DJWrath1]

oh god i cant wait for chirstmas. at least we start at december not october or november.

[TheTomWarp]

Thumbs up for the Linux penguin at 2:06

[thegruntwhocould]

1:35 WHAT?

[TheAmazingCheese1]

I'm a girl and I -3 video games so this video is sexist

[TheMrSpartanking]

@TheAmazingCheese1 *<3 lol, good one, get back in the kitchen.

[DIsturbios1234]

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[iceygirl505]

I DON'T WANT CLOTHES OR SHOES! BUY ME HALO 4!!!

[Vamp61616]

Sexist git. I'm a girl and I want video games pleasethanks.

[Kickasssandwiches]

haha i would play Guitar Hero World tour than be outside in the cold thumbs up if you would to

[Siege2342]

I'm a girl and I would most happily have a video game for Christmas!

[martin777747]

lol he said shoes twiceXD

[GedenWilbur]

I'm a girl. I want a fucking video game >:(

[Mammamiatutu2]

@GedenWilbur I NEED A VIDEOGAME >:[ stupid shoes...

[Dark1larxene1lol]

I'ma girl and I would like video games D:

[vasibumful]

re paidia tin ton koroidevete

[SideHugzzRock]

actually,santa claus was stolen from west-europe,there it is called sinterklaas,wich looks alot like santa-claus,now the americans made santa claus,america pelted it back with lotsa snow and presents to west-europe,meaning we have holidays in december,W00T(not including thanksgiving)thumbs this up so evryone can read this intresting fact

[irodion007]

@SideHugzzRock sinterklaas is dutch !!! Holland ik ben ook Nederlands just find oiut what it means

[SideHugzzRock]

@irodion007 ikke belgisch :p

[peterhobo]

@SideHugzzRock

Actually the original Santa Claus was saint nick, a real person. He was a very generous man who lived in turkey. He gave present to children who didn't have much to make there Christmas time just a bit happier. When he died sinterklaas was created to keep the tradition alive and not disappoint the children he gave gifts too.

[Limejello10512]

@peterhobo oh wait yeah what peterhobo said! 

[Z3R0SURV1V0RS]

@SideHugzzRock yeah ive told my family that the coke a cola company made the santa claus guy

[TheMrSpartanking]

@SideHugzzRock TLDR

[SideHugzzRock]

@TheMrSpartanking herp?

[TheMrSpartanking]

@SideHugzzRock Derp?

[SideHugzzRock]

@TheMrSpartanking a?

[TheMrSpartanking]

@SideHugzzRock ss?

[SideHugzzRock]

@TheMrSpartanking ex?

[MegaNerdyDude]

@SideHugzzRock Get you facts right n00b

[Limejello10512]

@SideHugzzRock actually that's wrong. Sinterklass was the western european corruption of Saint Nikolas. Who owned a profitable fishing enterprise, was known to be very generous, supposedly went down a chimney to give a dowery to a poor family in secret wrapped in socks and burned down the temple of artemis. last one's probably not that christmasy. The tree does come from a roman festival of saturnalia and the german festival of yule. Both of which were incorporated by euro christians.

[marleyanddalton]

if you count PS1 and PS2 games, then look up Grandia in the Playstation store, its a PS1 classic and its only $10, possibly the best rpg i've ever played.

[GamerInari]

im a girl and 3ds games are essential for me! shoes? clothes? i guess they're important too...

[ThePhantom710]

@GamerInari

3DS is a gimic! PSP rules.(better games/graphics.)

[GamerInari]

@ThePhantom710 i think the 3DS and psp are too different to compare. nintendo games are mostly fantasy/problem solving. adventure games, whereas most of the sony games i've seen are first person shooters (ok, there are first person shooter games on nintendo consoles, but i dont really go for them anyway) not only that, but the psp is years older than the 3DS, you cant compare them because one has much older technology than the other

i'd say something about the grafics to but not enuf characters

[marleyanddalton]

@GamerInari woah, wait, first person shooters are Microsoft's thing, Playstation is more aimed at rpg's and platformers

[GamerInari]

@marleyanddalton ps3 has a few first person shooters as well tho, but then again, so does nintendo. im more into fantasy style games like dragonquest and legend of zelda, which i havent seen much of from sony (with the exception of oblivion). in my opinion, the graphics are fine the way they are for those kinds of games, its a good balance between realistic and cartoon

dont get me wrong, i do think sony produces good products. i just prefer nintendo

[GamerInari]

@marleyanddalton i really should have read my other reply before mentioning nintendo also having first person shooter games

lol blonde moment :P

[shdowclaw77]

@marleyanddalton i have yet to play a fun rpg game on my ps3..... well except for oblivion.... but i dont have that anymore...i guess its cause i have standards for what you can call an rpg... and that would be like multiple weapons, level ups / multiple skills, bosses, or multiple endings, kingdom hearts has most of those, paper mario has a good level up system and bosses, oblivion also has a great leveling system. and fallout too, i need to get FF7 and beat that..

[sammybatdp]

OJ ;)

[sammybatdp]

ZOMG l\/ly P3Nl5 HURT5

[xXTheInatorXx]

thumbs up if you din't get a stiff 1 at the naked men

[TripleThreat01032000]

omg they are so rong girls dont like clothes,shoes,jewellery,perfum­e... they whant ur cock

[someone3019]

thats not true! not all girls like that shit, some in fact actually like playing video games more than that cr4p

[megavandal14]

You Know GUYZ!!!....the fact that almost 90% of the comments here are about H8nLof..... doesn't show the fact that u are creepy geeks at all....(SARCASM)

[scipio4052]

@megavandal14 I think instead of putting (SARCASM), you should have have used caps or italics, but that's just my opinion. But hey at least my comment isn't about H8nLof.

[scipio4052]

@megavandal14 Lol. Nice one.

[sweet58441]

sometimes when i poop i pee at the same time

[lizthedreamer]

sometime, the ad's before the video are so funny, i feel like i should write a comment about that but then when i do, people always are confused and think "what is that bloody nutter going on about?"

so just so you know

That mattress ad was so funny

[mstryrch]

1:49

santa exists after all

since 1 doesnt equal 2, santa exists

[kingdomkey1412]

@mstryrch its C++ code. It says if(1==2) { bSanta = false;}

[cssadiction]

@mstryrch He's programming C++. The 1==2 means if the user input is at that particular value then loop. Only problem is, this program wouldn't run, the code is a load of nonesense. The program (if it was longer than this loop only) would either skip the "if" statement or not compile.

[Shockwaver08]

lol C# at 1:50

[korkyocakemagic]

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XD

[MrYokker]

hi sayd shoes twice

[gerry7man555]

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[TheNikkiSaurous]

Gahh, for me that list was inaccurate. I would rather get video games, dvds, and such than perfume, shoes, and stupid jewelry. and yes I am a girl who doesn't like girly stuff. Call 911!~

[TheTomWarp]

I watch this EVERY Christmas! XD

[Ramsy575]

-.- I'm a girl and I'd love to get video games or DVDs for Christmas.

[Tvr170]

1:08 DANISH FLAG FTW!!! :D

[NinjaaTunaa]

LOL linux penguin!

[cssadiction]

1:50 He's coding C++,

[AZaikoku]

All i ever get for christmas is SWEETS... the easiest present ever.

[Catherine9041]

I seriously disaprove of the Christmas list for girls. Last Christmas, all I got was makeup.

Had all of it not been from my family, there would have been blood.

[cmdlord]

0:30 ...oh gawd.They have d**ks in they ears. :| Lawl

[chronicfc2]

Jon Blyth should have his own YouTube channel

[spininblade]

1:37

he h4z p3nis

[MoonShadowWolfe]

Oi! I'd rather like a video game for Christmas, would only fake a smile for any gifts on that list, and I don't happen to have a Y chromosome.

[MrTorchCraft]

Am i The ONLY 1 who noticed the Double Shoe ? at girl wishlist?

[manchestermaniac24]

@MrTorchCraft No, they put it in as a joke.

[MrTorchCraft]

@manchestermaniac24 oo ty

[Schooldays248]

hey, how did you know that was my favorite christmas song?

[EpicGirlyRawrness2U]

i forgot how to read binary...i feel stoooooopid lol. its so easy im sure i can learn in a few minutes...just dont feel like it. i love these videos though

[DougRattmann]

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[bassie52]

I have found a strange symbol. þ

[H8nLof]

I'm a girl and I want DVDs and video games, I hate shopping, fashion, and all that other girly crap -.-

[obi234]

@H8nLof you're not a girl... you're a tomboy

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

@H8nLof you should check your crotch again. maybe the nature just wasnt too giving.

[WeAreChuckNorris]

@H8nLof marry me

[H8nLof]

@WeAreChuckNorris lol XD

[4at4ish]

@H8nLof you forgot to mention shoes

[MasterHackintosh]

@H8nLof marry me? lol

[H8nLof]

@MasterHackintosh I can't get a boyfriend in rl because I'm not that girly and yet I have guys on the computer replying with "marry me" XD this is sad....

[MasterHackintosh]

@H8nLof If a guy isn't ready to accept you for who you are then they aren't worth having. You will find that special somebody sometime :)

[AnnieAndMoby123]

@H8nLof ME TOO!

[H8nLof]

@AnnieAndMoby123 YAY! girls that are anti-girly! :D

[AnnieAndMoby123]

@H8nLof or the right word a TOMBOY! a girl that act and looks like a boy!

[H8nLof]

@AnnieAndMoby123 ya, I know the right word

[AnnieAndMoby123]

@H8nLof we should be friendz!

[H8nLof]

@AnnieAndMoby123 okay! :3 do you have a skype or deviantart, anything with easier ways to contact each other?

[TheMrSpartanking]

@H8nLof Yeah, Santa shot JFK

[H8nLof]

@TheMrSpartanking wtf?? O.o

[TheMrSpartanking]

@H8nLof I don't know. So, your a girl who likes video games? Wow, never heard that before. Now, I hope you try and stay feminine a little, cause then u might seem kinda gross. I am a male, and I have no problem with sharing xbox live with females. :)

[H8nLof]

@TheMrSpartanking ya XD I try to stay a little girl, longer hair, and stuff like that. no make up... I hate it and ppl already think I wear it X) and I wish I had Xbox live, I have a PS3 though and I finally got black ops :D

[TheMrSpartanking]

@H8nLof Sweet. Do you have Uncharted 2? If u don't, buy it, it will give you a dick. Oh, and what's your PSN name? Mine is Angel of Fire 117.

[H8nLof]

@TheMrSpartanking Lol, no I don't have it, might have to look into it XD I'm H8nLof, same as on here. I play dragon age: origins, Mx Vs. Atc untamed or unlimited which ever it is, it's pretty old, black ops, Cabella's Dangers Hunts, and Guitar Hero

[TheMrSpartanking]

@H8nLof I play my 360 more, but on my PS3 I play Uncharted 2, Mortal Kombat, Metal Gear Solid 4, God of War 3, Infamous, Infamous 2, GTA 4, Black Ops, Splinter Cell Double Agent, Lego Starwars 3, Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, Killzone 3, L.A Noire, Red Dead Redemption, just to name a couple, on my 360 I play, Halo 3, Halo Reach, Gears of War, Gears of War 2, Splinter Cell Conviction, Mass Effect 1 and 2, Mirrors Edge, Ballsack, Ballsack 2, lol. I barely even scratched the surface.

[H8nLof]

@TheMrSpartanking O.O I know who to rob now... lol jk. Wow... that's alot of games! :D

[OfficeOfVideos]

@H8nLof Then you are one of those epicly cool girls :D

[H8nLof]

@OfficeOfVideos lol thanks ^_^ I just learned how to play Black OPs, but we're camping right now... so no PS3 for me... :(

[OfficeOfVideos]

@H8nLof imo Black Ops sucks. Also PS3? Xbox FTW

[H8nLof]

@OfficeOfVideos :O how dare you diss Black Ops! And me and my family love PS3! We have 2 of them, about to get 3

[OfficeOfVideos]

@H8nLof MW2 and MW1 Ftw

And Xbox wins.

[H8nLof]

@OfficeOfVideos I'm for PS3, never played on a Xbox. Do they play DVD's? I have to use mine as a DVD player too, because my old one no longer works. I love PS3's quality and functions. It can do alot of things that I find rather convinent. It's fine if you like Xbox and MW, but I just prefer Black Ops and my PS3.

[OfficeOfVideos]

@H8nLof Xbox can do nearly everything as PS3 and doesn't get the whole system hacked.

[narutoLT]

@OfficeOfVideos Does it have free internet?No?Does it brake every 2 months? Yes? OOOOOOO:

[OfficeOfVideos]

@narutoLT Does it have shitty security? No, Does it get people's credit card info stolen? No. We pay for security, plus your grammar voids your argument, so I win the argument, and you lose.

[narutoLT]

@OfficeOfVideos Wow.So,you thought I was fighting against you or something? I merely stated some facts,I find it pathetic that you even said that you "won" something.

[OfficeOfVideos]

@narutoLT Says the kid butting his nose where it's not needed.

[narutoLT]

@H8nLof .......mutant is all I can say.

[ddsfriend]

@H8nLof that sounds nice those girly girls arent fun :D

[ddsfriend]

@H8nLof do you play xbox? its fun

[rennu0010]

@H8nLof Same here

[GODof123WAR]

@H8nLof MARRY ME

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof i'am a boy and i like shopping... and shit... =/

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard and I don't have a problem with that. I just hate the steroetypes that all girls love shopping, shoes, and pink, and guys like hunting, fishing, and tearing stuff up. You should be how you want to be :)

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Oh woa woa owa... it was a joke thats why i said and... shit. sorry lol but i do like pink, and purple

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard lol, okay, gotcha. I was having an emotinal momment when I typed that XD I should never be on the computer when I'm upset.

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof i don't mean to be rude, but do you have a ps3 or xbox?

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard oh, that's not rude at all, if you ask me. I am glad to say I have a PS3. I prefer them because I use it as a dvd player/computer/game system.

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Thank god, hehe sorry i just had too know (this sounds steriotypical) but sometimes i find people with an xbox more... mean. but i have a ps3 too =)

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard ya, I know what you mean. PS3 FTW~!

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Do you want to add me?

My ps3 id Omg_its_indie

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard sure, I just got a new PS3, the other one is getting really outdated. I'm H8nLof, same as on here.

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Haha i had to get another PS3 Becuase my Old ps3 broke but it lasted 4 years and it was the first version!

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard that's what we have, the first version is running okay, but we got an extra cause it's way too slow, and we needed an extra, cause my fam argues over who's turn it is with the PS3, lil bro wants to play racing game, I want black ops, parents want a movie. The new one's in my room >:D

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Haha, i have a very similer problem! Do you have LBP2? Anway I love and hate blackops! Sometimes i'am a boss! And then i get put in a game with dropshot tubers!

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard no, i don't. and I know how you feel about black ops, I'm a noob, only been playing the game for 2 weeks. Sometimes, I'm the top player with 142 kills(my record XD) and sometimes I'm at the bottom with 0 kills and 29 deaths(also my record)

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof 142! Omg!, My best amount of kills is like 38! My best kill streak is onley 28! - 0deaths! wow... haha,

i'am really sorry but when i tried adding you. I couldent I tried H8nlof

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard hmmm.... I'll get on mine later today, busy right now, supposed to be working on a video XD I'll try to add you, maybe my dad messed up my user name and put H8nLov instead.... -.- he won't let me do it by myself.....

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof Funny you meantion that i used to be called something else because of my mum she did it!, So i made a new acc with my name! Well illput H8nlov in the add req but i'am a little bit bizzy too

[H8nLof]

@Rejectedcardboard okay, I'll add you soon, maybe I'll just make a new account, cause I can't stand it not being right X|

[Rejectedcardboard]

@H8nLof I know what you mean! lol

[StoryITime]

@H8nLof Good for you?

[katja2skov]

umm...he's playing the ''smoke on the water'' wrong on Guitar Hero......

[katja2skov]

umm...he's playing the ''smoke on the water'' wrong on Guitar Hero......

[Pokemeister1202]

011011010110010101110010111001­001111001 even though its late

[roozjeej]

1:20, i knew they were going to repeat shoes .

[RPFeltz]

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[GeekyGirl1011]

or you could just ask Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory about Christmas :P

/watch?v=QDe96rUE3CY

AND

/watch?v=EqiiCOFR0Y8

[15resistance15]

He said shoes twice D:

[fraudster111]

I MISS THE PAPER CLIP ON WORD

[Enthernal0]

PS Step two: Applies only to mediocre hoes. I personally know a few that have an interest in shooters, including call of duty and the such. If you really want to give a girl a present, know her first.

[iownbeotch]

your voice is so posh and I LOVE DOGGY DOG HOUSE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MisterTooh]

DONE!

[Pro999999999]

thats the correct code

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[M1nit0r]

01001001 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101100 01100101 00100001 00100001

[TheMoldyshit]

010000010110110001100101011110­00 My name in Binary :D

[gamer21st]

i know girls who want gta

[WiggsMaGee]

Does this video honestly need every girl who has every played Zelda to then say 'lol i'm a geek AND girl' no it doesn't, if your a female and you enjoy the Xbox good for you. But the rest of the world does not need to know

[Sararoth]

As a girl-geek/otaku this is a great example of why I only date geeks and otakus, buying presents is so easy for each other no matter what the occasion because no matter what you get each other the "miss" margin is significantly less. :)

[Altair2599]

@Sararoth HA! ur a geek!

[Sararoth]

@Altair2599 Uh-DUUUUUUUH!! XD

[SerenityM16]

Clothes: Again, you're running into a problem that you need to know the girl's style and size. It can be insulting if it's more then 2 sizes too big.

Jewelry: Avoid rings, finger size can be easy to screw up. Although this typically has a more range in style, it's still risky.

Perfume: Again, you should only do this if oyu know the girl well, you may get her a floral scent when she despises floral and loves sweet.

Shoes: See above.

A great default gift: GOOD Chocolate, aka expensive chocolate.

[Calumeum]

@SerenityM16 Too long - did not read.

[SerenityM16]

@Calumeum You're joking right? /sigh lazy

[Calumeum]

@SerenityM16 I'm just quoting another videojug video...

[SerenityM16]

The problem with getting these things for girls:

Shoes: Unless you know their shoe size off hand, it can be annoying and/or inconvenient for them to return, also if you make an error in style or judgment. Ex: Just cause I'm a geeky goth does not mean I want something with twilight on it.

(c)

[SerenityM16]

uhhhhhh, unless the girl is infact a geek too, I'd love it if someone gave me minecraft. :(