Ice Cream!

[ibravosp5]

It'll. E funny when a patient uses the bathroom in it.

[illisanantexico]

How did I get here.

[patriotofliberty1776]

Bedpan sold separately.

[pokestarDJ]

i went w/ my gf to a ice cream place sead lt dan ice cream and she sead but whares my ice cream XD

[UltimateNation]

Then the nurse comes along, sees the chamber pot, and thinks, "Oh my goodness. Lt. Dan SHITS ICE CREAM!"

And that's how Russia was made.

[mrfourtysevenman]

ben and jerrys lieutennant dan ice cream

[TheGuilleSuit]

I always feel a but sorry for him : / he just wanted to be nice..

[ChrisRane]

The best part about being shot in the buttocks, is the ice cream

[PreviewDude52797]

Lt. Dan, ice creeeeeeeam!!!

[tulleybeard]

I say this all the time. It's my favorite.

[MalkinFan25]

That's not what that bedpan is for Lieutenant Dan...

[Jtulsu]

Press "5" rapidly to see what makes bitches crazy.

[m0onst9er]

LIEUTENANT DAN, ICE CREEEAM!!!

[bakuguy1]

to the 4 people who have disliked this video: YOU SUCK you are a disgrace and i hate you and you should know that forest gump is the greatest film ever created so shame on you 4 people, shame on you!

[robpm9996]

By putting the Ice Cream in the bowl, Lt. Dan basically said "Piss on the Ice Cream"

[Lovethepeacegirl98]

Lt. Dan ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM!

How can Lt. Dan turn down ice cream? especially from forrest gump?!

[FalloutNVFreak]

press 7 rapidly

[PipoFernandezHimself]

Lt dan seems like a dick to forrest...

[PuppiesPimpin]

This is my favorite part of the movie besides…:OOOOW SOMTHIN BIT MEAY!!!!!

[ThePopcornFairy]

Denied. :(

I feel sorry for Forrest. He's just being all nice.

[iinspectra]

@ThePopcornFairy I know, right? Is it just me, or would be anyone else have been excited as hell to wake up in the morning with someone offering me ice cream?

[GodPlageon]

@Hardcoregurrl Out of curiosity, who did you think played him?



[demetriaisdead]

This is so cute LOL

[shamanqueen14]

I will never stop laughing at this.

[zombieslayer9775]

lt Dan- I WANTED CHOCOLATE

[Kenne5antione]

AND CONING...BEGINS LOL

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I think they could've transformed this into a Preparation H commerical "Lt. Dan, asscream!!!"

[pyrosavestheday]

Lieutenant Dan, ass cream.

[TheMUCUSY]

Poor Forrest :(, I felt sorry for him but I bet in one of the outtakes Tom Hanks laughed, Lt. Dan is a knob, if Forrest gave me ice cream I'd eat, not put it in my hat!

[bassist448]

@TheMUCUSY Hahaha , that's not a hat.

[MetalSights]

@TheMUCUSY Lol that's a bed pan XD

[mario64onstarcraft]

I'm watching this while eating a Vanilla icecream cone

[hannahistheawsumnest]

press 7 and LT Dan becomes a DJ!!! :D

[N8Web]

press 2, and wen he says ice press 5.

[TheMGMjr]

LT. Dan is a dick.

[hiway1989]

@TheMGMjr he lost both his legs,okay ?

[LeHuyAnh]

@TheMGMjr It's not that Lt. Dan is intentionally an asshole. It's 'cause Forrest Gump supposedly ruined his plans, and now he blames him for making him live life as a handicap.

[evoBOT2006]

LMAO KEEP PRESSING 5

[felixeduar666]

Gump: Lt dan Ice Cream!

Lt Dan: Dude seriously i lose all my legs

[TheUltimateMileyFanx]

keep pressing 5 '' gregg gregg gregg'' his names not gregg LMAO

[sailormoon262]

I say this to my family everytime we go for ice cream, lol

[anish4eva]

I feel sorry for Forrest here :'(

[jnssnable]

PRESS 9 FOR LT DAN ADHD!!!! :o

[wikitiki10]

@jnssnable How the fuck is that ADHD?

[TheZepKid7861]

press 5 for GREEN GREEN GREEN

[rdyohad14]

press 9 to get frustrated and start banging shit around

[MistressPoettax96]

forest is so nice... :L

[LouiDS]

LT Dan Ice-cream!!

[boogie224]

Lmao @wackyears

[MistahMNG]

BEST PART OF FORREST GUMP !! I love saying this whenever I get ice cream! "Lt.Dan, I got u some ice cream" LMFAO

[UFORiAZ0mbie]

@MistahMNG

ME TOO!



[sammycurr666]

@UFORiAZ0mbie ME TOO

[leahdancesfreely]

Poor Forrest..he was just being nice..

[Arnetrumpet915]

@AAErikCO ME NEITHER

[Wackyears]

3 people don't like ice cream

[stormingsharks]

3 Lt dans ate their ice creams

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

@stormingsharks ....while they were in the bed pans :D

[XxStrayCatxX]

haha my nickname at school is Ltn. Dan cuz i walked in my math and i said this!

[bunniboobabe]

@XxStrayCatxX thats funny :)

[XxStrayCatxX]

@bunniboobabe thanks :D

[maeflower522]

That always grossedme out

[tomglavinehof1]

3 people dont get no ICE CREAM!!

[QTheGazelle]

lol i just laughed and drooled.

[KerrDogga]

forrest didnt get two people ice cream

[rLori1]

press SHIFT and 5 it's hilarious!!!!!!

[ThisIsAtomic]

I laughed so har when Forrest said: Litenant Dan, ice creeaame. :P

[hood954]

2 people don't like ice cream.

[CobaltiSickle]

Great job Lt. Dan, one dollar wasted.

[CrazyRsQuester]

Both of Lt Dan's legs disliked this video.

[tubesteakings]

@CrazyRsQuester Hahahahaha

[linutas]

@tubesteakings Hahahahaha

[detroitboy911]

@CrazyRsQuester and the ice cream

[C122131]

@CrazyRsQuester well well.. i think we've found a human.. *sunglasses* that had 3 legs.. YEEEAAAAAAAH !!

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

@CrazyRsQuester the first good "dislike" joke i've seen.

[SamQQja]

@CrazyRsQuester Now his third "leg" too!

[DaRkNess1400]

@CrazyRsQuester twice

[pearldrumsarecool]

@CrazyRsQuester He must have lost both of his arms after the movie too

[BlackOasis21]

@CrazyRsQuester Twice!

[MrIzzyify]

@CrazyRsQuester But.... Lieutenant Dan ain't got no legs.

[PhantomWerewolf]

@CrazyRsQuester all 4 of them?

[doubleken12]

aww i want ice cream.. D=

[ededdneddyluv3r]

press 5

GRAIN!

[doubleken12]

My moms middle name is jenney and I always say " why don't u love mey jenay?" :P

[OnTheSpot21]

try getting your teacher to laugh by saying this in class it will prolly work

[KerrDogga]

in the bed pan! LMAO!!! i LOVE l.t. dan!!

[adrianojuly]

i love this part but i feel so bad for forrest poor guy just trying to be nice

[divinegod102]

Lieutenant Dan Choi just came on my mind....chuckles.

[kickflipto180]

I love that line!! I think I have you all beat. I named my dog Lieutenant Dan. Check him out on my profile.

[nevin540]

2 people are lieutenant Dan.

[wackbrownies240]

play the video and press 5 over and over again it is hilarious!! XD

[M16KING82]

@wackbrownies240 no Press 9

[rylieconrad]

does that mean i can have his ice cream?

[awesomedudeyrox]

@rylieconrad its in his toilet dumbo

[shadowfreak1101]

Lt. Dan, he said ice cream, not ass cream

[Telacore]

@shadowfreak1101 you win

[zim22207]

life is like a box of choclates you never know which ones poison [choose carefully]

[theblackbull55]

i could have take lt dans ice cream :(

[starberrydust]

forest: life is like a box of choclates

dan: no it's more like ice cream in the shiter

[CloudTempest]

I wonder if the nurse asked how he managed to shit out an intact ice cream cone..

[juggernaut0701]

@CloudTempest ahahahah 

[Ronsuri]

@CloudTempest Rofl

[barbarasprague]

@CloudTempest

That is just TOO Funny!

"Baby! How in the world did you do that? And it's still cold too? What's even more odd Honey is that you being White and all and it comes out vanilla"!! :D

[sumadinac92]

@CloudTempest ahahahahHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ......aHAHAHAHAH AHA HAHA HAHAHA

[ShortFingeredShreder]

... So does that mean that I can have his ice cream?

[extreme5050]

2 peope dont like ice creaaaaaaaaaaaam

[YoleneR14]

Lt.Dan is so cute.

[Bluenick20]

Leeyutenet dang..... asss creeeeam

[MegaCrispyChicken]

i scream u scream we all scream 4 ice cream xD besides lt.dan ^^

[cartergirl3of3]

if he is not the cutest thing...!!

[TheGhostCNV]

Ahs Craaaaaame!

[orbj3]

ever time i buy ice cream i think of this movie

[Spyrogirl95]

I liked the part where he said, "Ice cream!"

:p

[danecook321]

@Spyrogirl95 I like the part where he said "Lt. Dan, I got you some ice cream! Lt. Dan, ice cream!"

[HosAndOREOs]

Lt. Dan Ice Craaaame!

[miller820]

lol ass crame

[haroldofcardboard]

i like the part where he waggles an ice cream around and repeats lt dan, ice cream

[airshowproductions]

"Lt. Dan... ass cream..." LOL

[haroldofcardboard]

always loved...

[Danny62093]

lmao my name is Dan and my friend always says this to me

[ThatRandomDude97]

lol today while my Dad was eating some ice cream I said, "Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" He was cracking up.

[darkmegaton]

2 people don't like ice-cream >:(

[TheDrowWarrior1]

@darkmegaton no two people are dumbasses :/

[tomglavinehof1]

Well I so happen to think that it was Lieutenant Dan's destiny to not like this video. Why would you want to cheat him out of it?

[MeatBloodStew]

"Lieutenant Dan, I got you some meth.."

"Lieutenant Dan, methapetamiiiiiiine!"

[SaunaFinland]

2 persons didnt give ice cream to Lt. Dan

[sam35232]

Lieutenant Dan i got you some ice cream,Lieutenant Dan ice cream

[Darazz]

1 dislike is from the ice cream.

[modsrockershippies]

For some reason, the topic of Forrest Gump came up in English class.

I screamed out, “ICE CREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!”

[sinningg0d1121]

I can't help but laugh at Lt. Dan Ice Creeaamm!

[xAustinForrestx]

1 person hates ice cream!

[MahajiHaji]

Hey guise what's he say in the video I can't comprehend English too well.

[vekka220]

A depressed Lieutenant Dan disliked this video.

[StickCreator66]

damn!!!he ploped that ice cream!

[goobeemaryroxyay9999]

"Lieutenant Dan i got you some ice cream... Lieutenant Daaan! icecreammm!"

[crazzygirl100]

the one who disliked this is Lieutenant Dan

[SouthOfHonor]

how the fuck could you dislike this??????

[alyse3102]

lol its a good thing it wasnt chocolate.

[SoopremeBeing]

Awww Poor Forrest, he's just trying to help!! LOL

[VoteforJimJepson]

Dick move.

[bkillinsoftly]

BEST MOVIE!!!!!!

[RichV20]

One person dislikes Ice Cream and 168 like Ahccce Crreeeeam.

[LOWONBILLETS]

Ice cream makes me happy. It won't help feeling you should have died in battle.

Cures most other things.

[rocko6571]

maybe Dan likes his ice cream soft served.

[urcMD1]

my favorite scene lol

[ffinfinity1]

he just saving it for later.

[SidorakKing]

LIEUTENANT DAN!!! ICE CREAM!!! XD

[009iamlegend]

Lieutenant Dan! Ice Creeeeaaaaammmmmmm!

[theUltimateBadass146]

he's like "Fuck You. Don't you know that i'm lactose intolerant!!!"

[theralphman266]

I would have eaten ice cream with him....lol....Thumbs up if you would have ate the ice cream.

[xRockaJoJox]

Lol woulda done the same thing if Im really pissed lol

[brenchtoast44]

Would they even let someone like forest in the army? I mean because hes slow

[ifureadthisdie]

@brenchtoast44 Forrest didn't act slow. He broke the gun assembly record, he gave his drill sergeant the best reply he has ever heard. He followed every order accordingly, he was actually better than those who weren't as intellectual impaired.

[aquagrl63]

@brenchtoast44 He saved the lives of nearly everyone in his platoon. He was also not physically impaired.

[Metallica7000o]

i felt bad for poor little forrest haha

[RosesareAllie]

lol love this :D

[ewy45]

Why dont yew love may jennaayy

[SportingRalphLauren]

hahahaha i fucking love this movie, almost as much as i love myself

[tmsheets]

lt. dan ice creeeeeeeam

[nosehair26]

AYCE KREIIMMM

[lilkroc09]

lieutenant dan ICE CREEEEEEAAAAMM

[LiiiNe2109]

Ice creaaam !

Ploush !

[LunaTheLoony]

I want ice cream now!

[XDlolfunny]

1 dislike? fuking asshole

[mabdog]

@XDlolfunny haahahaha seriously

[jeffhardy664]

@XDlolfunny now its 2 wtf

[djmillivanilli1]

@XDlolfunny dude how can people not like this movie? right? 4 star awesomeness