I've been telling this joke to my friends, and no matter how many times I tell it, I cannot beat Harrison Ford's delivery. His extreme levels of badassery make his delivery that much more awesome!
hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GORGEOUS!!!!!! AND FUNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!! I am only 15 but one day, I hope to meet him!!! if one day i meet him, my life will be complete!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!! HARISON FORD LOVE!
@EnassiClothing The joke is: how to spell Cat as in "Cat"astrophic, Dog as in "Dog"matic, and f**k in broccoli She says: there is no F**k-in-Broccoli.
I'm crying tears of lol so hard right now xD
wingedhamham 1 week ago
not a lot of people can tell a joke as well as he did. he's the most badass guy around
frantowntyson 3 weeks ago
ahaha one of the best actors every!
999MichaelMyers999 3 weeks ago
poorly dressed, but what a guy!
jetsebutenpost 1 month ago
who'd love to see Harrison Ford do stand-up comedy? I would :-)
667mumble 1 month ago 2
he still has that badass yell from when i was 12.
soldier2975 1 month ago
HAH !!! Go Harrison !
cattaraugus41 1 month ago
sweet!
creamcitysista1970 2 months ago
aw fuck lol I'm gonna use that one.
SupernaturalLover67 2 months ago
HE IS SOOOO GORGEOUS
swimbabe567 3 months ago
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istillmissGrissom 4 months ago
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istillmissGrissom 4 months ago
I can't breath I'm laughing so hard! The man is f**kin God!
istillmissGrissom 4 months ago 2
@istillmissGrissom I agree 100%!!!
swimbabe567 3 months ago
@MellonVagan it's annoying in the uk as well
JedediahForeverMD 4 months ago
Only a scruffy looking nerf herder would tell this kind of joke
Mashin3ry 4 months ago
6 people couldn't find the fucking broccoli
reverendbug 4 months ago 2
Yeah, nice ad before the video Youtube but I´m from Germany, so advertising American products loses its little use and remains nothing but annoying.
MellonVegan 5 months ago
I've been telling this joke to my friends, and no matter how many times I tell it, I cannot beat Harrison Ford's delivery. His extreme levels of badassery make his delivery that much more awesome!
waterwind2266 5 months ago 2
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waterwind2266 5 months ago
hahahahahaha
riddickuv6 5 months ago
He looks short
Aydee2020 5 months ago
Harrison Ford has 6 wives? :v
biauas 6 months ago
6 people don't like broccoli.
ApeDeng 6 months ago
hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GORGEOUS!!!!!! AND FUNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!! I am only 15 but one day, I hope to meet him!!! if one day i meet him, my life will be complete!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!! HARISON FORD LOVE!
swimbabe567 6 months ago
@swimbabe567 yeah...good luck with that.......
ProtonPivotXD 6 months ago
@ProtonPivotXD i have hope! :D lol very thin hope... BUT HOPE!!!
swimbabe567 6 months ago
@swimbabe567 i have hope for you!!!!!!
ProtonPivotXD 6 months ago
Oh no,no,no,noo,..heeheehee,..I cant quit laughing!!
ChimeraAZ 6 months ago
I worked for him yrs ago...
Danthe199 6 months ago
4 people can't find the fuckin' broccoli
K1ngJ0hn04 6 months ago 3
@garysqij Get a life maybe? you do know how obvious you make your spam look ?
acejacko23 6 months ago
Harrison Ford good man...i like all his movies without exception
lazerwx01 6 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lazerwx01 6 months ago
LOL this guy reminds me of my grandfather
00tree 6 months ago
FUCK DAMMIT he has a wife.................
JedediahForeverMD 6 months ago
@JedediahForeverMD his job is cheating on his wife.
soldier2975 1 month ago
I saw Cowboys and Aliens and it turned out to be mediocre! I saw it at an(space)actual movie THeater (with spaces)
McQueen456 6 months ago
i'm using that as my own
528491Inception 6 months ago
what the *bleep * is up with this forced 30 second commercial
MrDaneti 6 months ago
3 people still think the store has broccoli
Finalzoz 6 months ago
MY HERO AND INSPIRATION other than Spielberg
theburningpancake 6 months ago
<3 he ONLY gets cuter with age!!!
iffytiffylove 7 months ago
lol not bad.
GoodLifeGodLike 7 months ago
Still got it.
AdventureJones 7 months ago
fucking shittest joke, how is that even funny..
LastManStandingggg 7 months ago
3 people still looking for that broccoli
bamf09sigep 7 months ago 7
rofl!!! fuckin hilarious!!!
MikeR8898 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
His wife must be such a prude (or hopefully he was joking when he commented about her)
lisalck 7 months ago
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lisalck 7 months ago
LOL Harrison ford u the man buddy ..
lool931 7 months ago
letterman is such a tit
bandreification 7 months ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
@bandreification My question for you, is why are you even bothering watching his videos?
ZackJ100 7 months ago
i dont get it ... or i just didnt see the funny side of it
EnassiClothing 7 months ago
@EnassiClothing its cause it was censored
dillonjbritt 7 months ago
@EnassiClothing The joke is: how to spell Cat as in "Cat"astrophic, Dog as in "Dog"matic, and f**k in broccoli She says: there is no F**k-in-Broccoli.
blankideas 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@blankideas I get it now
majafaja999 7 months ago
who the fuck would dislike this?
kdogbroncucia 7 months ago 41
@kdogbroncucia because it's a really, really old joke?
Em9000 7 months ago
@kdogbroncucia women, who didnt get any broccoli
AliChamberlane 6 months ago
@kdogbroncucia THERE IS NO FUCK IN DISLIKE THIS!!!
Wanderer2266 6 months ago
@kdogbroncucia i guess because of the advertisment
n33dw33d3333 2 weeks ago
That was a GOOD joke!
straighttailpilot 7 months ago
cruddiest commercial ever.
straighttailpilot 7 months ago
was alright
Casarzino 7 months ago
Best. Sexy AND Funny. What a man.
ILDEVA 7 months ago
put up the entire interview, it was fucking hilarious
rammsteinfreak4 7 months ago
thats really funny i laughed so hard when i saw this last night!
unklemichael 7 months ago
Harrison Ford kicks ass.
MarenElisa 7 months ago 53
Funny!
MuhammadEgypt 7 months ago
swag
Jose29Guerra 7 months ago