Alpha-Duck Ninja Master

[Daevi1]

YAQUAN!!!!!!

[MrJerryman13]

everyone subscribe

[wonderfultae]

LMAO @ harlem shake ducky style

[Reagus09]

lmao. ROFL, what the heck.

[MrRestart123]

funny

[tinkutime]

Genius !

[CraziiSexyKidd]

1:09-1:13 i lol'ed

but then the vid. hit the 2 minute mark...and I lmao

was that the Harlem shake at 2:01? *dies*

[BLACKOUT211]

wierd

[jhonnysy]

nope. even though this style looks pathetic and silly, but still give respect. i dont see anything funny about people mocking others style of fighting, no matter how silly it is.

[jhonnysy]

not funny dude.

[YourWife2008]

Yeah not funny because it's HILARIOUS bahahaha.

[boblane3000]

lol

[TheButiful1]

Omg, Iman I have never seen that kind of martial arts before. I dont see how that would help you if you would have gotten in to a fight.lol

[nas4eva2001]

now i know where did spiderman come with that wrist shot thing!!! 2:13

[chrdanals]

Make a New Style, Alphacat Style!!!!!!!

[Bobbisky]

This is funny stuff man. I know guys that are all into martial art theory but would get there butt kicked if they ever had to use it.

[jasmy13]

lol ummm hahaha wow yea im pretty sure they got beat the hell up lol

[1ddg6527]

LOL!!!! now that's comedy

[First2dielast2Live]

lol i think the old guy is just crazy or he came up with a form of dancing or he just got bored

[mangopie712]

lmao!!

[THATCHiCK23110]

THAS HOTT!!!

HHAHHAHA

LOLZ

[aaronjoseph626]

lolz

[AmanJohnK]

LOL OH MY GOSH! I remember watching this video SUCH A long time ago. I'm only new to youtube blogging, but I've had an account since 2006, and I remember this for sure.

[frankygdrizzle]

wer did u find the duck ninja video??

[ctenophor]

he knows ducky style!!!

i'm proficient in doggy style, OHHHHH!

[slowwalker2]

Lol

[xxchico1xx]

copy and paste

2.send this to 2 other videos.

3.hold your breath for 10 seconds

4.press refresh twice

3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[Brooklyngetsitin]

HAHAHAHA you stumbled into the camera

[sweetestgirl9114ever]

hahaha , this is funny!!

[joseYmeli]

you could do awesome homosexual impressions... lol *no offense meant*

[ItalianGabi5678]

OMG!!! That was HILARIOUS!! I laughed so hard, I was crying and it started to sound like I was choking. My whole family ran in and asked me are you all right?! hahahahaa!!!!!! (:-D

[AxelDemon]

did the duck master dude look like mr. noodle from sesame street to u guys?

[Narutorumblefighter]

yea he did look like mr. noodle from sesame street

[Sharie14]

LOL!!!

[adowdle1983]

LOL omg...did you do the harlem shake in there? ahahaha

[lil0babyangel]

cool. i so love ducks lol but this is really ultra cool

[wickandde]

crack up!

[jessicabenita]

lmao this looks like

some shit my brother would

do .

[peapod564]

omg thatz funny

[Mynef93baby]

yes it iz ;p

[luvmiibear95]

um....make that 2 bibles AND some holy water...

[FOBStevie21]

hahahahahha

[Rikkamegami]

Lol omg...this is too funny! Your the best!

[onesingingstar]

im cracing up 2:00 that is not what the old man did lmao you are crazy for that

[eccello98]

looks like he's digging for some gold 2:00

[reigndoll]

that really was random lol

[1tonan]

lol , funny as fuck , ducky style aint no match for monkey knuckle tho , lol

[jazzsaxage]

You mean monkey-steals-the-peach? ;P

[swissmyss]

very funny!!!

[chuckhorneatcorn]

2:06, LMAO

[chuckhorneatcorn]

lol my bad I meant 2:00

[YourWife2008]

omg lol laughed so hard

[natenickelz]

LMAO, nigga you almost got me fired laughing my ass off @ work.

[knottylocs5]

man you are sooo funny! i laughed the whole way through this one!

[SunnyDayFilms]

nice vids, hey cjheck out mine at sunnydayfilms and leave a comment on my channel that would make my day! ur vids rock!!!!!!!!

[skullkidzero]

why are u all pissin ur pants som 1 shit them

[str00tz]

haha i almost pissed myself

[mexazns]

hahahaha man you're great! i love your videos!

[bleseech]

:) nice

[RamiG900]

lol nice

[narayanr]

Sir ... can I be your student? NOT!!!

[RamiG900]

HAHAHHAHA i almost pissed my pants lol keep it up maayn

[oicw65]

UUUhh,  My flat foot frog style is invincesible,,,ATTACK

[DENITA8]

oh shitz...lmao!!!!

[mand1sh3p]

lmao subscribed

[mercurii]

dude this was mad funny... whats the name of the soundtrack?

[alandagethers]

OMG that was off the chain :) hahahaha lol

[DurtyA7]

this is great lol

[jiinn]

omg this is fantastic lol

[TazerDazer]

Master Daffy Duck

[cbmuzik]

OMG I'm over here crying!!! ahahahaha! dude you are crazy! lmao! I WILl subscribe! hahaha

[sarkasmi83]

the first 2 minutes of the video: I was studying. Being all serious and thinking "I can't believe there's a real fightingstyle like that" .. on the 2 minute mark, I just started to laugh my ass off :D Your interpretations are hilarious :D

[Vernors87]

as I watch each of your videos, I wonder if perhaps sitting alone in a room farting to myself, would be more fun.

[oicw65]

maybe try it

[jspazds1]

man i have to say u be havin the whole hose crackin up

[erockula]

ha was that the harlem shake at 2:00

[m0bRYa]

omg 1:59-2:07 had me dying!!! You're so g0ofy.

[Dove122]

Great video man!!!

Really liked it !!!

5/5

[bbzbeauty116]

OMG hands down the funniest thing i have ever seen. Dude thoes moves are tough!

[callmeQ]

im mad u bust out the harlem shake after the leaning lotus farmer move. too funny

[CatCatCarter]

ahhahaha i luv yaa

[KnileExclusive]

oh my god....that's kinda hilarious! wow!

Much Love/Respect

Knile of The Movement

[blehhh13]

graceful.

[ds1nt3k]

Yes..yes I do read tags... so what. xD

1:10... Ragtime dancing... Lol

[N1NJ4M4ST4R]

beware the wrath of the duckbilled platapuss style. the only style that can counter the duck style.

[dperes1978]

happy birthday,dear alpha cat!!!

[Classiiqx]

LMAOOO !

[Kwashi13]

ROFL!!!! The funniest thing I've watched on YT this week!!!!!

[paigestrong]

LOL Alphacat is so special

[jessalbaiiiiiii]

Laugh my arse off man!

[juliemusic87]

alpha duck ninja master hahaha

[MzNeekie]

LOL>>>DUCK SAUCE!

[light1star]

and so beings a new style...carry on young patawon ~bows~ :) lol

[HappyBunny001]

BHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA......LMAO!!!­!

[Kw3EnB3AsT]

that was beautiful and spiritual MR.Alpha cat

[Kw3EnB3AsT]

that was beautiful and spiritual MR.Alpha cat

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL.. you're crazy haha

[fatmashy]

rhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fatmashy]

your a sado who wants to be liked u make up stories like ive been busy workin not loser but spot on about steve wilkos

[xtreadxsoftlyx]

I DONT WANT NOOOOO DUCK SAUCE!!!!

[Sinnzofthasoul]

OMG! Where do you come up with all this?!?! You have ONE HELL OF AN IMAGINATION. Makes a person (woman) go hmmm...... lol

[mimi22rx7]

I should teach you how to do the Rap-tor, so you my son can perfect the ultimate raptor from the greekness of a caucasian lightbulb fused with peanut butter laughter falks. I love china

[MiKEeMiC]

this is what happens when your left at home with your web cam.. hahaha

[lubleugyrl]

hahahahaha!nooooo you gotta get up on that chipmunk technique!

[NakedFolk]

Actually, this was a form of martial arts brought to us by Howard The Duck when he teleported here from his planet. Its a little known secret.

[DashleyBrosINC]

Lol. Your videos are one of the few that I don't have to be drunk to laugh at.

[Back2BackClassics]

lol, that was so cool and so funny at the same time as Dmarkette shared it with me. Totally great, really enjoyed it mate. You rock more than Jackie Chan my friend, you really do!

[DaHipp]

Nice, i'll learn from you next time x'd

[BLoblaw005]

I think Chuck Berry and Pete Townsend watched these guys! :-)

[cal5755]

lol... very funny. Dmarkette shared it... too funny.

[hedsht]

now i no wat vids make emo ppl......(i feal like cuting myself to make pain go away)

[nikitejay]

Definitely riveting. A few more viewings and I'll have the moves down myself!

Thanks to DMARKETTE for sharing!

[footprints6837]

Funny ...LOL

[raycw69]

Hilarious but stupid. I couldn't even finish watching it. DMARKETTE sent it to me and I have to say it's one of a kind.

[AshleyMarlene]

That was funny!

(((HUGS)))

~Ashley Marlene ♥ღ ~

[Alphacat]

thanks Ahsley!!!

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao @ this video!

[musicismylifestory30]

i know right?? lmfao too!! :)

[fangirl4ever2007]

Kaley 2:36 to 2:42, you can use that as a hip hop dance step lol, I told alphakitty that someone needs to put all his moves together and edit it with that song harder,faster,stronger..lol

[musicismylifestory30]

fanny- lmfao!!! i should soo put that in one of my dances!! hahahahaha.

yess someone should do that! that would be hysterical!

[fangirl4ever2007]

my comment didn't post! grrrrrrrrrrr! lol

I told alphakitty someone needs to combine all his moves and edit this to the song by daft punk harder better faster stronger.

That would be hilarious!

[musicismylifestory30]

lol yess it did fanny! hehehe

i agree! someone should do that!

people should also do the lisa labee!!

[fangirl4ever2007]

That should be the end of the moves kaley. They should finish off the dance moves with the lisa labee dance steps lol

[musicismylifestory30]

fanny! lmfao!! yeahh!! you do it! do it do it do it!! hehehehehehehehehe

i dare you! hahaha that would be some hilarious stuff right there!

[fangirl4ever2007]

musicismylifestory30 not mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! lol

[musicismylifestory30]

fangirl4eEEEver2007- WHY NOT!!?? hehe

[fangirl4ever2007]

musicismylifEEEstory30 because I can't make vids lol .. that's a job for someone like alphacat :)

[musicismylifestory30]

fangirl- party pooper!!!!!! lol

EEEEEEEEEEEE

[fangirl4ever2007]

That's right missy! lol Just call me VICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! HAHA

[fangirl4ever2007]

oops forgot to add musicismylifestory30 ---> call me vickEEEy lol

[musicismylifestory30]

lmfao!! okayy vickEEEEEEEEEEy!!! :)

♥

[Alphacat]

you girls are CRAZEE E E E E

[musicismylifestory30]

hehehehe noo!

YOU are crazEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

lol :)

♥

[fangirl4ever2007]

Alphacat! hahaha you're on the internet making those moves and calling US crazEEEEEEE

lol

[Tasia411]

Hahah :D awesome xD

[7246a]

Good form of distraction, let them think you're a duck...lol

[Dave64G]

Better not mess with the duck Ninja Master!

Hey Alphacat come and see my Bob Marley Master Piece video

Love and Peace

Dave

[animalliberation0961]

Very nice...Not only are you the Alphacat but also the Alphaduck!

I seem to remember, Axl Rose was a student of this discipline as well, wasn't he?

[mariecs1969]

looks like great exercise...great going Duck Master...5+Stars...

[DEEMUSICBUG]

Thats pretty good self-defence if you want to distract someone... Oh thats funny... :) but good~!

[animalliberation0961]

...Or make them think you're too mad to mess with.

[DEEMUSICBUG]

That is my approach! REALLY! lol! I thought I was the only one to think like that! :)

[rdssings]

pretty wild !!!!

[OsvaldoPaese]

hahaha.

So this is why i never fight....or start fights.

[jenniferfertado]

Love it! Your right, can't stop watching! :)

[DoRayMeFa]

[sympathy ploy...]

My back is aching, my arm is throbbing, my eyes are history. Gotta go to bed! I'm not jww's age any more, despite what I said at the beginning of my vid.

Looking forward to everyone's new upcoming vids...

G' morning to all!

[Alphacat]

ray<~~~~ NIGHT!

[DoRayMeFa]

Hey Bear! Good morning! Good to see you!

It's 3:45 where I am. I hope to get to bed earlier than last night, which was 5 a.m.

Any news from MI5 or MI6, Mishter Bond?

[fangirl4ever2007]

night alphakitty hehehe

[Alphacat]

<~~~~fangirl...NIGHT!

[fangirl4ever2007]

Why am I spamming alphacat's page??

I'm going to go zzzzzzzzzzzzz It's almost 3 am here!

[fangirl4ever2007]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wait a minute, why have alphacat and lisalavie left the room together? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

lol

[fangirl4ever2007]

You guys who do you think the lisasforkedchicken is, I thought it was tha1danca but it's not. jwwetzel first said it was him but it's not. I thought it was Ray but he said it wasn't him lol

and .. WHO'S been gone for 3 days ( find this person and you 'll find the chicken ID )

[BEAR1630]

Man...This Cat is crazy...But in a good way ..lol

[fangirl4ever2007]

Bear1630! hi there! how are you?

[fangirl4ever2007]

night bear1630! hope your vid uploads by tomorrow!

[lisalavie1]

BEAR1630<- HOla Bear, HOw are you my friend,, :) I like your profile image.. :) hahah

[Alphacat]

BEAR1630<~~~ THANKS BEAR!!

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL @ the sidebar, I see alphacats nose and mouth with the words sneeze while I pee lmao

[fangirl4ever2007]

I think we all need to make a vid doing this dance lmao

[fangirl4ever2007]

ok, well I meant these duck ninja moves lmao and finish off with the lisa labee death grip stance

[lisalavie1]

fangirl4ever2007<- We will forever love you for making this video fangirl, Now Run along and do it, will be waiting, Don't forget to stretch first. :)

[fangirl4ever2007]

lol lisalavie! I'm not doing it alone lmao, you first then alphacat, then kaley, and Ray, jwwetzel, bear, etc. etc. etc.

then I'll think about it haha night!

[DoRayMeFa]

Ah, so.

Make bright light. Make focus off.

Secret of the art revealed!

[tha1danca]

dang! i have to go.. im actually in school, everyone keeps working on their project, im sitting here chattin lmao! but ill be back soon again.. you aint gettin rid of me that easy!!

[lisalavie1]

tha1danca<- come back soon.. Tomorrow night same time, different room,, hide and Seek time, Heheheh :) Have fun at school! :)

[fangirl4ever2007]

night tha1danca!

[DoRayMeFa]

Man, alpha, I could never get through all your vids in the short time I have left on this planet!! Awesomely prolific! (vids, not babies, hehe)

Plus, I just subscribed to the Eddie that fangirl v-logged. There goes ANOTHER few hours a week.

Not doin' my achin' arm any good either. I'm mousing with my left arm, but still gotta type with my right.

I'm going on YT welfare. It's the only way.

[fangirl4ever2007]

DoRayMeFa thanks for looking at eddie's vids, I was shocked he had such few comments and so few subs! I love his sound!

[DoRayMeFa]

From Wikipedia:

"Ducks are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons."

But we're not lacking for loons, either.

[fangirl4ever2007]

ROFL DoRayMeFa!!

[lisalavie1]

DoRayMEFa<- Ray, you kill Me!

[jwwetzel]

oh and by the way, i was on a date last night and i told the girl about the dude getting slapped hahahaha and why i'll never grow a pony tail lmaaaaooooooooo you know you're addicted to youtube when the only thing you talk about is youtube

[DoRayMeFa]

jww Which dude got slapped.  You, on the date? Or some other dude.

[Alphacat]

RAY<~~ hes talking about a blog I did recently

[fangirl4ever2007]

jwwetzel the important thing is did you tell your date you were seeing the rocks talking back to you? lol

[Alphacat]

jwwetzel<~~~ thats too funny

[tha1danca]

lmao james, i know i talk about youtube all the time too.. i keep asking people who they watch most on youtube, one girl said "i dont really use youtube" im like "uhh..use?" so of course it couldnt work out u know? haha

[DoRayMeFa]

Is it OK to actually talk about the video?

Iman, did you purposely make your part of the video blurry? It looks like a really OLD video for real. For real.

[fangirl4ever2007]

lol DoRayMeFa that's an idea.

you know it's funny at 0.33 then it gets hilarious from then on!

[Alphacat]

no lol unintentional it was a mix between the briight lighting and the focus being off

[fangirl4ever2007]

lmao @ this vid hahaha

[jwwetzel]

later guys! holla at yer boy alpha cat (me) and then also to the real alphacat (also me) and then tell alphacat that i'm sorry for lying about who actually is alphacat, and that if he would be so kind as to accept my apology, well, let's just say, one day, he will be allowed to share a dance with me. but only if it's the samba because i love the samba, it is my favorite dance because of the energy of the performance. but let me know ahead of time so i can get a decent pair of dance shoes. nite