Best Funniest Funny Jurassic Park Scene Ever

[ELMEXICANYETI]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha:)

[CountdownToJericho]

In the subtitles to my DVD, she said "GODDAMN" Sounded nothing like it, sounded a little more like FUCK YOU!

[jeblitz]

0:17

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[FindWhatSpeaks2U]

She says "Don't You!" its even in the sub titles if you would bother to look before making stupid assumptions.

[datruking8]

She's saying "god damn" for the longest I thought she was saying "go Tim"

[jakeysamra]

I think were back in business

[johnisc00l4]

Could of sworn it was "Don't You!"

[puppydog605]

I always thought she was saying "Fuck you!"

[andrewapplejacks]

"DONT KILL!!!"



[IamMyself14]

The part where the velociraptor jumps out of no where scared the shit out of me as a kid.

[Draknfyre]

All these years, I thought she was saying "Don't! You!", as if she wasn't finishing the thought.

[SuperRSWalkthrough]

Fuuuuuuuuck You!

[Gaidhlig1090]

GOOOO JIIIM!

[Jordan123irving]

Die Jew

anyway if you have the movie turn subtitles on

[IsabeauMusic]

I thinks she said DARN YOU!!!

[Halonerdful]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol *microsoft sam*

[imalegend2006]

"Goldblum"

Jeff Goldblum to the rescue

[UltimateLASER]

that doesn't sound like goddamn at all.

[nelsonr32]

I always thought it was 'Don't Kill!"

I suppose you would say something random like that if you were being attacked by a Dinosaur, lol.

[NecroHunter93]

is she saying FFFFFUUUUCCC you

[scottb3034]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tim!

Tim can't hear you.

[8ceWonder]

Lmao ×2! XD

[Libertarian001]

I honestly thought she said ""DOOOOOG SHIIIT!!!!" And I thought: "Whut?"

[paulcalebcanyon]

Troll Raptor: "Problem?"

[DanIrish409]

did anyone else notice that there is no 0:20 at all, it skips right from 0:19 to 0:21.

[ZomBeeZ88]

DUCKTALE!

[frogdogcat22]

if you really what to know what laura dern said then why dont you just ask laura, and if she cant remember what she said well then thats obviously Tough.

[ADVENTURE138]

JOHN HELP

JOHN HELP

JOHN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP^^...man this is so full crazy & psycho pur.

[maheshunlimited]

God dam, DOnt kill, kaa daa or Die jew which is it? best line in history of cinema. We'll never know what she said but still made us laugh

[cherubim59]

How is this funny AT ALL? She is going to be eaten up alive! Crazy!!!!

[jp3sucks]

Laura was hot back then.

[PivotExtra]

GOD  DAMM

GOD DAMM

GLOOD DLAAM

[batman2105]

I think she probably said "Don't you!" or something like that...such as in "Don't you dare come over here!"

[askadetra]

only in the jurassic park movies the dinosaurs are like real

[UltimateLASER]

I think she said Dah Jim. What could that mean?

[Weslo2]

@UltimateLASER sounding more like a high pitched "don't you" or "die jew" , my guess is it was the first one

[frogdogcat22]

if ellie didn't bloody stop climbing that fence and gone through the gate intime the raptor would have got her in a second when it lunged for her, so that was very lucky, but its ellie's own fault that the raptor knocks her to the floor when it lunges at her, because if she had just gone through the gate in the first place and slammed the gate shut and ran instead of climbing at the fence, she would never of got knocked to the floor by the raptor and got hurt.

[SantiagoOlaisola]

I though she said Fuck You

[PrincessKonohana]

@gamerman001 that's what i thought to xD

[DylanBStringer91]

She's Saying "Dog Doo"!!! XD

[MrAVEREX]

SERIOUSLY! WTF DOES SHE SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[alaindiazaran]

DON'T KILL!! that's what i think she says and it makes more sense than GO JIM!!

[kane966]

OMG

IS DIS REAL?

[DetroitTigersFan187]

"DIEEE JEW"

"DIEEE JEW"

"DIEEE JEW"

didnt know the dinosaur was jewish hahhahahahahhahahahhhaahhaha

[brono25]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Well they do hatch from eggs.

[sai133]

What did she say!? i still cant decipher it.

[gamerman001]

i thought she said FUUUCK YOUUUU!!

[DarthMuse]

i dont think this is the funniest scene i think when the lawer gets eaten on the toilet or when that guy from sienfield gets owned haha

[asir1234567]

Raptor = Hacker

Woman = Sony

[brehemi]

satler "i think we have power."

Veloceraptor *Picka bo i found you. now i'm going to KILL YOU."

[Darkwolf543211]

I thought she said, GOD GIVE!

[111stich]

SHE SAID "GOD DAMN!!"". NOT "DON"T KILL!!!".

[mikeblev427]

pretty sure i would be saying more than god damn if a fuckin raptor was after my ass but jurassic park is one of the best dinosaur movies ever made! i still remember sitting in the movie theatre watching it. nothing beats "that is one big pile of shit"

[ExplosionOfCool]

I always though she was screaming 'DOCTOR!' No idea why...

[free2flow10784]

lol as a kid i always thought she screamed 'DAMN YOU!!" Thanks for the clarification but I still think my and her natural reaction to being scared shitless is to cuss out whatever scared you. lol real talk.

[Gurizin]

You missed the best part... when the arm drops on her lol

[areckelh1]

Oh, so that's what she said. I thought she said "fuck you". And hell, if I'd seen that raptor, I definitely would have said "fuck you!"

[puregenius711]

Blasphemy is sooooooo funny right? Ha-haa-haaa. Fuck you.

[CrashnSpyro4Evar]

Wow ever since i was 5 I thought she said "Don't Kill"...

[kicknbazz1615]

Dooogg Dooo!!!!

[tgh856]

I hear " don't you" 0.0

[MrKrevlornswath]

I thought she was shouting "DUNCAN!"... I know someone called Duncan.

[trexation]

she screams "john help" wo could nobody get that?

[Gencoil]

@trexation Why would she be screaming that? John's not even there, he can't hear her.

[trexation]

@Gencoil Headphones, dude. He's guiding her. Plus, i have the screenplay right here. it says "John, help". Plus, I've watched that movie in german language as well and there you can clearly hear "John Hilfe!" which is the same thing.

[IndianaParkWars]

jurassic park is amazing

[AccelerateNow]

pretty sure she said 'DON'T SHOOT SON'

[RyMaNF0v]

when you gotta go you gotta go!

[cheezkid]

nice

[ShaDoWCa7]

I have always wondered what she said there. ^^ Thanks for posting! ;P

[TaiLNeT]

@ShaDoWCa7 :) my pleasure!

[M1magicwizard]

@ShaDoWCa7 Mr. hamman I think were back in biznezz................ fuck you lasarapter

[MikeOblay]

....I always thought she said "GO JIM!!" and I would always think... "who's jim?"

[burtonrules123]

i think we're back in buisness....ROOOOAR AAAHH! DOOOOONT KIIIIIIL

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH! i used to laugh at this scene when i was small haha its so funny i dont know why

[cjrie]

She says "God damn!"

[Nick32388Conte]

'God damn'?

[DemonDamien]

When I first watched this film it was in the Cinema, and I thought she said "Dog Tail" -- which i thought was the newest curse word, so I went around school the next week replacing all my "fuck"s and "shit"s with "Dog Tail." Yes, I was very embarrassed after i saw it the 2nd time... :-/

[MrMarsracer]

I think she says not you not you

[EriksDiva]

Aha! The mystery is solved :D I only have the VHS of this movie so I couldn't put on the subtitles. Thanks!

[maheshunlimited]

lol she should have won like best comedic actress at the oscars or something like in every scene she makes me laugh lol

[spidermullen]

I always thought she was saying "Don't you...!" Like, all, back off!

[1lonelyprince]

Ok obviously people have different humour. But the only reason I started laughing is because the person who made this video replays what she says, and the fact that we can't understand a word she's saying while screaming is funny. But if you look past that this part is actually pretty freaky, because an f-ing raptor came out of the cables and is trying to eat her! WHAT IF THAT WERE YOU? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!?!?! you'd scream your head off saying random junk.

[Carlyndra]

At first, I thought she said "F*** you!"

Then I heard "Don't kill!"

I can kinda hear "Godd***"

What a versatile line!

[thebttfchannel]

she is now known as a Universal Studios Monster.

[demonmama]

GOD DAAAAMN!

[MiNDx1er]

what is she saying?

[perfectlydark007]

whats she trying to do? climb the fence? retard!

[TaiLNeT]

@perfectlydark007 haha i think she was just so startled and frightened that she jumped on the nearest object... Kinda like girls in the movie theathres jump on you when they get scared :). So next time you want your date to jump on you, set up a raptor to scare her ^ ^

[BlackDawnYaoiLover]

@TaiLNeT and make sure you don't shit yourself! that's not hot ^_^

[silverrosekitsune]

@TaiLNeT some girls like me would try to fight the suckar.

[Carnage1235]

@silverrosekitsune

And lose.

Although funnily enough the raptor is female too.

[scottb3034]

@silverrosekitsune Good luck dodging the 6 inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. If it doesn't get you, it will probably flip you off.

[YanksBostonMets]

@TaiLNeT Yeah man you are so right!!! I was a t six Flags this past Monday and we went on the dark night coaster. They put you in a room with like 50 people first and the Joker's voice was so loud screamed WHY SO SERIOUS!!!! This black girl grabbed me and screamed!  LOL! Hilarious!

[YanksBostonMets]

She screams Goddamn! Just saw this scene from my Jurassic Park DVD with subtitles on

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

I cant stop laughingg xD!!

[Hellothasauras]

One second joy, next second HOORROR!! with a capitol H!

[AngryScrotStudios]

When my bio class watched this when we were studying cells, I had already known what was going to happen so it was like oh i cant wait for their reaction. So there was this big tuff guy that played football and when e saws this scene I swear to god he jumped 8 feet in the air and ran out of the room

[NaturalEnquirer]

@AngryScrotStudios You watched... Jurassic Park... in biology?

[ThePurgatoryfire]

GOOO JIM!!!

[happypenguin3434]

awesome one of my fav parts thanks for posting it

[TaiLNeT]

@happypenguin3434 ^ ^ thanks for the appreciation

[Resifane]

i think she is saying "GOD DAMN" ^^

[Calick]

Boy, she says so many unintelligible things in this movie...

[thedict]

TOE JAM

[activegirl17]

i think she says DONT KILL DONT KILL

[miss09lauren]

the raptor just wanted to say hi lol

[HappyBirthdayPaulie]

It's beginning to feel to me like every line that's screamed in this movie is always lost, much like that old guy yelling into the phone later on

[ejkddorai]

Wild Velociraptor appeared!

Velociraptor used Screech.

It's very effective!

[iuuuuugbvk101]

women about to be eaten by a dinosaur, that just so funnyy *sarcasim*

[blazerkickass]

I think she said "dont kill" to a raptor...

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

i still think the dude that got killed on the shitter was the best

[LSSJBardock]

lol did she say "SO CUTE"

[edyoung44]

that mothersucker just came out and probably said SUPRRRRRIIIISSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! but its any ones guess

[kkilic]

After that whole ordeal, 125 minutes of fence jumping, genetically engineered tyrannosaurus rex interactions, pants pissing madness...aaaand she still believes in god? Not surprised.

[MyPyromaniac123]

die jew!!

[mozzni]

what's she screaming?

[cf572]

so funny!i gave your vid a thumbs up

[TaiLNeT]

@cf572 thanks glad u have great humor :)

[JIZLhere]

i shit my pants

[TaiLNeT]

@JIZLhere hahaha goooood!

[PsychoticSnake]

Oh, Mr. Arnold...

*just an arm*

[XItsRandom]

CAT POOO!!

[TheCoasterGod]

Don't Jew!!!!!!!

[cod4vsut3]

that raptor is toothless if u pause it upon his entry

[doublem04]

I used to laugh a lot when she says 'mr arnold' and then the plastic arm above ahaha brings me back good memories of those years :D it's still one of my favourite movies!

[BeaTricks10]

lol i saw this movie so long ago. as long i remember i thought she said "oh~ shit!!" or something but actually turned out be "goooodd~! dammnn!!" after i rewatched the movie. :x

[freklez123456]

na i loved the scene wen shes like oh thank god mr so and so then she realises its a severed arm

[watwur2]

NOOOO JIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!

[Thordpt]

"Best Funniest Funny"

dude, learn to grammar

[TaiLNeT]

@Thordpt Didn't realize this was a professional video, it was named to grab attention and views... Obviously it got yours. If you want proper grammar and spelling go read newspaper articles where you'll rarely run into spelling errors. Won't be as entertaining though =P

[ChiaKaCheng]

You said, and I quote '...learn to grammar'. Hmm, I sniff something erroneous here. Wait, I get it! Your previous statement contradicted itself!

[TaiLNeT]

@ChiaKaCheng lol i love it when dummies try to sound sophisticated by criticizing people over the internet and it just backfires.

[forgotaboutdre273]

Pause at 0:05. theres no way she should still be smiling at this point.

[NewMadrid01]

Laura Dern: Best Scream Ever.

[ILUVHIPHOP87]

lmfao

[EriksDiva]

THAT's what she's saying??? I always thought she said "DON'T KILL!" Like she was trying to teach it morals or something XD

[Sarahruff2010]

@EriksDiva When I turned subtitles on the DVD (my dad's mostly deaf, so we usually have to) she was screaming "God damn!"

[sadisticsoul69]

@EriksDiva

Teach it morals LOOOOOOL

[KIEK4YOU]

@EriksDiva Lol haha your comment made me laugh XD ^^

[burtonrules123]

@EriksDiva LOL! i always thought she said" dooonnt yooou!"

[Tobinatorman]

@EriksDiva if it listened that would have hilarious

[kezadrone]

Can we do it again with less acting Laura.

[scarl44]

Fantastic scenes. Such movies should be made for real audiences.

[CJR33D]

Even the subtitles don't tell u, it just doesnt come up, so either it was ad-libbed, or it ws just forgotten or suthing.

[lilearnie00]

"I think we're back in buisiness". (raptor shows up) FAIL

[Gurizin]

I was always intrigued by this scene. It seemed so scary and funny to me at the same time when I was a little boy. I still love this scene. You should have extended it to when she escaped the power station though lol.

[Adrimannetje]

I thought she said DON'T YOU (dare eating me)!

[thortun15]

whats she sayin?

[iamcarpetpython]

@thortun15 that's what i'm wondering. sounds like shes yelling "No Tim!" at the dinosaur. i guess the dinosaur's name is Tim.

[TerminalCriticism]

How can you retards STILL not understand what she says, when the author of the video's got it written in the top left hand corner?

[ttiiyy]

What exactly did she say anyway? I can never figure out that one.

[EchoBoomer1987]

The Raptor was misunderstood, the raptor was just an electrician helping out :(

[sonofthedestroyer]

LOL i never really paid attention to this bit.

[TaiLNeT]

@sonofthedestroyer yea i never did either when i was younger :), now my humor hasnt changed quite a bit haha

[TheArmy19D]

she says "Don't you"

[maheshunlimited]

This scene always made me laugh, my family could never understand why lol. Glad im not the only one who finds her funny!

[TaiLNeT]

@maheshunlimited hahaa likewise!!!

[RedMist85]

This used to always crack me up as a child. lol

[rbmadd]

either john damn, stop it, god damn, or drop dead

[ACxaY]

hahahhhahahahahah dog kill...

[FrankSlade1983]

lol what about the scene where Hammond does his little scream, while on the phone? Can you clarify what he's saying? lol

"it's coming through the glass" *gun fire*

and Hammond is like...*close up* "DAAAAAAAAANT'! what does he actually say? lol

[jediman500]

@FrankSlade1983 He's screaming "GRAAAAAAAAAANT!!!" if I'm not mistaken.

[132062]

Jesus raptor walks through walls.

[Spirit89890]

This needs a lazor version.

Raptor comes through....BLAAAHHHHH

[EMH204]

her origonal line was "holy fucking shit its a dinosaur holy shit what the fuck"

[EllisonLindsay]

yeah, not funny. but alright.....

[TaiLNeT]

@EllisonLindsay we all have different types of humor :)

[jyant9006]

You should've put like the dinosaur coming out and having Justin Biebers head.Now that would be funny.

[MissKool12]

lol look at her mouth when she's saying god damn

[MissKool12]

she said god damn

[CryTremorFan]

26 raptors made YouTube accounts and disliked how the raptor failed to kill Ellie.

[leemailme]

She was there searching for Samuel L. Jackson. Wasn't his name John Arnold?

"John!! Damnn!"

[southlandMario]

that scared the shit out of me

[joepescifromcasino]

theres a shit load more funny scenes than this one, and this isnt even funny

[animekid941]

in what way is this funny

[Artictoc]

Always thought she said "GOOOO JIM!"

[mcmac81]

I'm hearing dog jew, but then i am stoned

[Totaly14]

lol I love this scene.

But I havn't seen this movie in soo long, I forgot about the raptor coming out from behind her, it scared the crap out of me. lol

[kanyeezy24]

k raptors are probably ripped. but ripped enough to bend steel bars like they are noodles? probably not

[valtiel87]

Ellie is such a cutie. :]

[smivv02]

NOOO JIM!!! :P

[shawngamble]

Actually funniest moment #1 is when Ian Malcolm takes off his sun glasses, pauses dramatically for a moment and finally says ".... That's a big pile of shit." moment #2

T-Rex: "Come on, move... Move..."

Lawyer: *moves*

T-Rex: ALRIGHT! *eats the lawyer*"

[KATANANINJA]

Well she simply yells "god damn!" lmao.. If you hear closely. lol