Fallout Commercial: Nuka-Cola Quantum

[burhandouche]

how does nuka cola get radiated... its in a bottle

[Mack488]

Also 2044? Holy shit Nuka Cola killed Coke.

[Mack488]

I understood Nuka Cola, that's about it.

[xxciviccodxxslayable]

0:31 is that vault boy?

[123wildlink]

I love how the game is in the future and everything, or most, is from like the 50's - 80's

[iszalgocomin]

@123wildlink 80s??!!??!?!?!

[123wildlink]

@iszalgocomin Hell ya!? Have you played the game?!?!

[iszalgocomin]

@123wildlink Feels strange to throw the 80s into the mix considering the music is from the 50 - 60s

[MercuryClock]

@123wildlink More like 40s to 50s.

[123wildlink]

@MercuryClock Good point.

[IsaacD39]

@123wildlink it's retro future and tech advanced differently

[WhoopWhoopnumbers]

240p for the real 1960's experience.

[theepicfamaster]

what about quartz and victory

[scac94]

if fallout is set in 2077 why are do they try to play off everything as 1950s?

[jgtf228]

@scac94 In the fallout universe, after world war 2, the united states and alot of the other world began focusing on things like robots and other technology (e.g. nuclear weapons) The world focused much less on things like pop culture, thus, everything is just like the 50s.

[jgtf228]

@scac94 oh, and the nuclear war was in 2077, fallout 3 takes place in 2277.

[skinnyttobuff]

@scac94 their was a global nuclear war

[CpsLock3]

This is not true. The nuka cola quantom never reached production due to its hazerdous isotope.

[RoBobTheBuilt]

lol i remember id always collect nuka cola quantum in fallout 3, even though id never use it. even though its so shiny and cool i collect it anyway xD

[ARISAKAman1]

step aside Nuka-Cola. Sunset Sarsapirilla is coming with no rads AT ALL! (fast speaking) WARNING excesive consuming of this product can cause nausea, muscle spasms, sporadic behavior, abdominal bleeding, internal organ failiure, eyesight deterioration, aneurisms, random bleeding, addiction, hallucinations and minor cerebral malfunctions. Drink at your own risk!

[ThatOnePerson89]

What's stopping real (albeit novelty) Nuka-Cola from being made? Bethesda could authorize it, Coca-Cola could manufacture it, and groups like ThinkGeek could distribute it. Nerds everywhere would love it and everyone involved in creating it would make money.

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@ThatOnePerson89 We need to set you up with a few meetings haha I think you're on to something.

[mppotter463]

The thing is, nuka-cola quantum went into production before the clear version. Nuka-cola clear did not reach selves before the bombs dropped.

Still an awesome video though.

[joetjoepboy]

I still like Nuka-Cola VICTORY better!

[bananaphoneman11]

IT MAKES YOUR PISS GLOW

[Doctor3E]

@0:33 PLAYING BINGO IN OUR UNDERWEAR

[moggiog]

Lol my chair can make better looking videos than this

[flippyfan4444]

@moggiog well thats fallout for you :3

[ZvxoiSchieadi]

Cool.:) Nuka Cola Clear sounds like it was more trippy than you'd think a cola to be,lol.

[Dubsteplova96]

I only understood the words was nuka cola and united states of america lol

[Nyghtking]

I find it funny that according to him Nuka-Cola Clear was in production before Quantum came out when in fact they hadn't even started production on clear before the bombs fell.

[MrRogerogerio]

Do a sunset sarsaparilla one.

But make them speak real words.

[danieluzumaki14]

ironic that it was called nuka-cola before the nuke

[Fisofbrick]

sounds like a horse race commentator judging by the speed of speech

[Scarfy397]

I remember serving in Bejing back in 2066. We lost so many men in our unit while heading through the Gobi, we could barely face the Chinese. There we were, staring death in the face, when our life was saved by a sniper who managed to hit the Commie's officer, making 'em scatter like roaches. The only other thing that kept me alive was the thought of going home to my girl, my family, and a nice, cold Nuka-Cola.

[ZeldaFreak4by2]

So what is better?: Nuka-Cola or Coka-Cola

[noble3126b]

@ZeldaFreak4by2 Nuka. Duh.

[Kujer708]

2x the rads right lol

[IsaacClarke1000]

bidabopedertyassfucksheusnukac­olawithxtracaffeenwufye62

[JorrelFraajic]

>caffine

Dammit.

[looker999997]

DAT SOUND QUALITY

[TechUnadept]

call the repairman, the tv's broke again.

[YottaFlop]

@TechUnadept Get a Mr. Handy...

[ForlanceAbice]

Fats? Since when did drinks ever get that?

[thesailormercury2]

nuka-cola The Choice of a nuclear Generation

[megahunterkiller]

I guess his days are our days.

[FinThomas94]

Only thing I got was Nuka-Cola. Anyone else understood??? =DDD

[TZIDuffman]

BAPEDEY BAPEDEY BOO NUKA COLA BAPEDEY BOW BOO UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BAPEDY BUBADOLA AFTERWARDS BAPEDY BAPEDY BAP LET ME TELL YOU THAT CHILDREN

[crayzeesteve]

Dar dar dar dar dar nuka dar dar dar dar dar! nuka cola dar dar dar clear...wtf? o . O

[grevious437]

meanwhile, 200 years in the future, the nuka cola clear recipe was stolen from headquarters

[meetwurzst]

I'm drinking coca cola while watching this^^

[cupiskassikotka]

Hahaha! What a fuck are they saying?

[wikiporno2]

A quantum is just the thing too wash down med-x, psycho, jet, ultra-jet, and buffout!

[gerardoraitor]

hbisifakljfka lf nuka cola ifahlisjoihjfdjkj l America jdkhgsouhkfgjksgfdksjh about it

nuka cola jdkshlfsdf.ñlsjdlndsjnjskkdsbl­wiywbwiyddg

[radboyPT]

what about the glowing pee?

[new425425]

wtf i cud understand him...

[blumac81]

This video looks like it's from the 20's or something, while the others look like they're from the 40's. I loved me some Nuka Quantum in Fallout 3! +AP without the addiction chance of psycho!

[maarc3D]

@blumac81 tut tut. Psycho gives +25% damage, Jet is the one that gives AP :p

[circasurvive777]

x2 the RADS

[razorniels]

babababababababla NUKACOLAblabblablabla

[x21kritifer]

did the first guy just say the n-word?

[badjon117]

@x21kritifer what nuka cola?

[MultiMike747]

dill pickles out of a glass jar

[TheVegas007]

delicious cola with shitload of RADs

[Tanksareforcowards]

Nuka-Cola: Now with ISOTOPES!

[theonidood]

I started smacking the side of my monitor, thinking it was a TV.

[airsoftreaper99]

wed play bingo in our underwear an deat pickles

[RabbidKuriboh]

science + coke = nuka cola quantum!

eat that mathmeticians!

[doombybbr]

@RabbidKuriboh science includes math

[ConnivingEagle]

It also makes your pee glow, trust me, I learned the hard way...

[C1TeamMidNight]

"JwacureebBradBurton!! WaheedafewwawhowaliketocawNuka­-Cola!!!Maydabakatwuttyfowtief­okidsthasrite!!!

Why it's the rootenest-tootenest Cola ya'll can buy here in these United States of America!!"

[zenisher]

Brilliant!

[jaredstanko]

that what she said?

[TheMegamanDevil]

That guy should stick to sunset sasparilla commercials

[GrapeapeGari]

wtf haha

[semperfidelis1994]

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN CHILDREN AAAAHHHGLAHAHABERGGLAGBAHGREHA­HAHDDDDDDDDDDFDRRR FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!1

[nnjaspy]

0:39 like a boss

[UntouchedShadovv]

bearb ardegegyfwebqarbarbaraba Nuka Cola weragabaawbaabrarbrab Soda baabrsbrbstbabarbarrbFZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZvatevteete

[Diecast338]

This is what I heard...

Berbra berba Murbewribber rubbberrefefuesfburbnbreugbe,F­uckyou brinjaeosebfubweifwiejnvmzniwq­...

[TheSlackerkid114]

I wonder what a Nuka-Cola tastes like. I've already had Sunset Sarsaparilla.

[mortdepeur13]

they will pee weird after that ;)

[7529gamer]

Badafaghshabladshaddadedresh Nyla cola bladishreadvishvlor nuka cola bladshfug...

[degurkin]

Herpa Derpa lerffeaörrrr schnarbledarfgrlerrtera Nuka-Cola skfffrrestefekmes derpa!!!

[TeckDuder]

@degurkin Ummm... ok

[MaxxSwan13]

i was talking about Nuka-Cola to some twi-tards...... and I they were like "how is nuka-cola different from regular coke?" I replied "Fuck regular coke! Nuka-Cola is Fallout. and that makes the whole difference!"

[GamerUnleashed]

Well, does Nuka-Cola give you Star Caps? No! No it does not! So you should really drink Sunset Sarsaparilla...of course, if you want to fight robots for your reward.

[Bamfortr3ss98]

Is this new vegas or something? lol

[Pryus117]

Bidabadaboplokukuwielie-nuka cola-jebidad rutian tootin gyuilop

[nintendax12]

They should be drinking sunset sasparilla

[121MARKsman]

"babubbuabuubabbabababba Nuka cola bababebabebdebababebdbebea America bababebabsbebsadsbabas dill pickles" thats all i heard.

[kreb42]

this is great.

[tokiohotel4ever2]

I understand everything he's saying... and I'm southern XD

[leon05551]

alls i heard is nuka-cola clear (which wasn't even devolped before the war -.-) bingo in under wear and then eat dill pickles

[BossPanzer]

This is language which I like to call rednecks language :-)

[evildogheretic]

what the fuck is he saying?

[dantheman7625]

what does 0.31 through 0.47? playing bingo in your underwear?

[MrAmokz]

Nuka-Cola QUANTUM!

x2 Calories.

x2 Carbs.

x2 Caffine.

x2 Flavor.

x2 Radiation.

[IToe4Kids]

Mr Herbert from Family Guy

[ThePainkiller85705]

Radioactive diabeetus in a bottle.

[TwistedWalruse]

Ardarrrdaradaraa NUKA COLA

[EvilZebra333]

This shit is radioactive!!

[TheBreakingMPLS]

uh, wasn't nuka-cola quantam made in 2077 on august 27, the day of the great war? how the hell did they get this commercial out!? and how did you find this?

[TheBreakingMPLS]

@TheBreakingMPLS october 23*

[jopeon1983]

@TheBreakingMPLS the guy and the children are in the 2070's, he mentioned nuka cola itself was invented in the 2040's

[AlexiusElessar]

herp DERP HERP DERP DERP HERP UNITED STATES HERP DERP DERP HERP CHILDREN HERP DERP NUKA COLA HERP DERP QUANTUM

[RadioZombieX]

"blah blah blah blah nuka-coka blah blah blah blah united states of america blah blah blah pickles blah blah blah nuka-cola"

[DarkAvatar1313]

>using the pipboy for a non vault-tec product.

[LeDeux11]

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAFTA WALK 50 MILES THROUGHT DESERT, MOUNTAINS, AND FORESTS WHILE FIGHTING PUMA'S AND BEARS JUST TO GET HALF A BOTTLE OF NUKA-COLA MY UNCLE LEAVES FOR ME DURING HIS LUNCH BREAKS AT HIS WORKPLACE WHERE THEY BUILD PLANES TO PROTECT AMERICUH FROM COMMIE INVADERS

[TheBlackz1234]

so in 2077 we are going back to black an white tv

[abergethirty]

@TheBlackz1234 The Fallout Game, that this video is based on, is an alternate universe. TV never advanced past the black and white CRT. They advanced in analog tech instead of digital, thus no flat screens.

[Nicbalcarpic]

the man speaking gave me headache to understand

[2017michaelhill]

i don't always drink soda but when i do i choose nuka-cola stay thirsty my friends

[warfreak190]

Nice Coke bottle thar.

[DirtyGhettoKook]

Sunset Sarsaparilla v.s. Nuka-Cola

[Blakemartn]

What the fuck did he say...

[BraedonBrad]

I'm not sure if he said nuka cola clear or nuka cola queer...

[DangerousRetard3]

I understood: Hee, keaaeweha kdad a yae Nuka-Cola, bla bla bla Lmao!

[mrgamingtips1]

this is shit

[Scuzza344]

They should mix this with men tits

[sephiroth97uk]

Wankers its a nuka cola advert its not real stop being dicks

[99batran]

nuka-cola history:

2031: Coca-cola changed its name to nuka-cola

2045: nuka-cola made this cheromical

2067: nuka-cola added orange to its 20 flavors

2077: nuka-cola added radiation to its 21 flavors

[the47Player]

rad water is my farovorite drink

5+ rad

20+ hp

[thegestopo]

adding nuclear material to a drink... -.-

[TheVidviewer]

SO when did the U.S. go back to the 50s?

[PlayStationRoxFools]

@TheVidviewer the whole world didn't go back to the 50's they stayed in the 50's, in the Fallout Universe they didn't advance in culture of the 50's, now they did make nuclear fission cars and helping and military robots, but think about what was going on during the 50's, threats of NUCLEAR WAR, this was the fantasy of an 1950's person of what the future would be like if the bombs drops

[michaelly96]

You- mmmm i like this nuke cola

Me- Dude dont drink that o.o

You- Why?

Me- Well it HAS RADS IN IT!

You- oh crap....

Me- Yep but have this radaway!

You- I feel better now and i not going to drink a nuka cola.

The Lesson is Never Drink a Nuke Cola in Fallout 3 or New Vegas or watever fallout you have because you get rads.

[MrProudtobebosnian]

thumbs up if you don't understand nothin:)

[DanteDMCry]

@MrProudtobebosnian is that from thenot stanley vid?

[Drewcifer145]

Thumbs up if Nuka-Cola made you grab a soda while playing Fallout 3!

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 Thumbs up if you ask for thumbs up or ever thumbs up anyone who ever asks for a thumbs up or having a thumbs up fetish.

Either that, or shut the fuck up. You don't need a thumbs up.

[Drewcifer145]

@StainedShuriken333 why so much animosity?

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 It's due to the sick sick thumb obsession that you and other people have.

Or, more likely, it's due to the general dislike of attention whores that everybody shares, including attention whores.

[Drewcifer145]

@StainedShuriken333 Whoa! Settle down Beavis, it's just a comment.

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 Settle down, attention whore. It's the internet. No one will come by and give you a hug or fuck you, so quit craving virtual attention.

[Drewcifer145]

@StainedShuriken333 I certainly got your attention, how ironic!

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 Exactly what you craved. Look how excited you are!

[Drewcifer145]

@StainedShuriken333 Must suck to be a loser (troll) and have nothing else better to do besides harass people online over a little comment. Like you said "Settle down, it's the internet".

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 Must suck to not even know what a troll is and demand attention from people you don't know and will never meet in real life.

[Drewcifer145]

@StainedShuriken333 go back under the bridge troll and dictate what everyone does online. You're not worth my time anymore. Tchoe.

[StainedShuriken333]

@Drewcifer145 Run away crying, little girl. Wish you knew the difference between a troll and someone who thinks you're a fucking retard, but alright. You aren't very intelligent anyway, so it's not like you knew much from the beginning. Sad I'll be paying taxes for your ass to be on welfare because you're too dumb.

[mamanettie]

finally something to replace the shit taste of coffee!

[ratchclank1]

I hate the way the boy drinks his nuka cola

[tree003a]

you will pee blue for two weeks after drinking a quantum.

[brynnjarvis080]

@sunshinewalrus. In the fallout universe the americans never nuked the japenese and so ended up against soviet china aswell. They developed in technology(lasers, robots, f.e.v, mirvs) instead of culture. So all their clothes and music is from around the 50's.

[holschbachm]

NOOKA Cola... best part.

[IHazard95]

0:10 "DID YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT JOHNAHEL 64 BECANE A FELD US COMEDY TIMES YOU SAW THE NAME BAB BURKEN. I was incapable to do the rest

[SunshineWalrus]

@UNTOTEN1996 That makes no sense what so ever, 1945 was the year when WWII ended...

[Lighthouse418]

Old man: I remember nights the misses and me would play bingo in our underwear

Me: coo- wait WHAT

[SoccerSiblings1400]

wow i do ones better

[albertjester]

we never heard from kamari11694 again. i heard the coffin was lead lined.

[speznazporkchop]

SUNSET SARSPERELLA RULEZZ

[lsbn69]

Nuka Cola Clear Sucks:P

[american12391]

wttf why is it like 50s style seriously

[5THedgehog]

@american12391 The world of Fallout, before the bombs fell, was tripped in the 50's, at least as far as culture is concerned.

[FutureMarine1775USA]

@american12391 Because in the fallout universe, about now people went: "The world sucks, lets go back to the best decade ever!"

[TheFPSsoviet]

May cuase stomach ulsers, cancer or cancer like syptoms....

[cptnsquires]

i here is Muff muff mufff tiny lil piklez muff muff nuff calories muff muff quantom

[mrend]

Sunset Sarsaparilla is a much healthier drink.

[UncleSpankification]

@mrend Someone didn't ask Festus 'bout that Silly ol' advisary.

[Seryeth]

@mrend yeah, but you cant make a Nuka Grenade with Sunset Sarsaparrilla.

[mrend]

@Seryeth That's one of the reasons Sunset Sarsaparilla is healthier. You can't make DEADLY EXPLOSIVES from them. But you can quench your thirst! ;D

[PlayStationRoxFools]

@mrend Fetus in New Vegas told me it will cause kidney faliure

[Jason420bud]

@mrend fuck sunset sarsaparilla

[NodDisciple1]

@mrend Say hi to Festus For me plz. :( I miss him. Even if he did cheat a Horseshoes/Blackjack. X(

[ras464]

@mrend

somehow i found it weird that cowboys are drinking nuka cola :p

[johnny22233323]

nuka grenades are the most devastating sunzabitches (next the the fat man\ex. MIRV)

[lexwalliss]

Im confused? Why is Fallout based after coloured TV and yet iTS Black and White!

[Lighthouse418]

murf murf murf murf murf children lis- murf murf murf murf lil tiny pickles murf murf murf twice the caffine and twice the tatse o murf murf murf

[aswiftkickinthejunk]

Hahahaha... I think I laughed most of the way through this video. No idea what's going on in this commercial. I think it's because the narrator is talking so fast and muffled. Literally laughing out loud, lol.

[MrPlaystationGamers]

well, if you drank some of this stuff, piss in a jar, you wouldn't have to get up and find a flashlight at light!

[devinator29]

wait, he's talking about nuka- cola CLEAR WAAAAAYY before the quantum came out. yet clear was'nt sold until just a few days before the bombs fell, so how could he have had clear, before quantum, when clear was'nt for sale for more than, i dunno, a week before the apocalypse? can somebody tell me im wrong and prove it please? im confused!

[Robloxtiarnan]

@devinator29 Quantum was a test but it was on sale for a day or two and was taken out of stores due to side effects like you piss would be glowing. It never went back on sale due to the bombs falling.