Borat Etiquete & Manners

[PucksRock]

*interrupts woman who just started talking* "I COULD DO A BIG PUT!"

[SatanFang]

Haha, I'd laugh my head off if I saw someone doing that. I might go around and do it myself, haha!

[Hexaggram]

How would she know what to tip???!?!?!?!?!?!?

[tomkingslayer]

but she was nice! high five :)

[angrybear86]

oooh my WORD LOL. cannot stop the satisfying cringing XD

[MegaRugby10100]

you are fat! hahaha, you are tiny! hahaha, i cruch you when we do the sex! hahahaha

[MrSuperdanielo]

'' your fat & your tiny he squash you when have sex '' Lmaoooo

[Illadelphism]

Sasha Baron Cohen has balls of steel.

[lazimofo90]

Pat

[MyNlGGA]

There Is A Smell, It Smell Like A Shit LMFAO

[indiancowboy1900]

"in America we don't discuss that"

"but she was a nice!!! high five!!!"

[TheVagggos]

It might sound strange but i prefer living in an environment closer to borat's than an environment closer to 3:15 environment...

( I am not from Kazakhstan...)

[mashmiles]

"why is she a prostitute?"

"she like to make money, high five!"

[Pfapulle]

0:49 for VAGIN

[MrSanantonio79]

He will crush you when do... Sex..... Hahaha

[voucheron]

LMAO !!!!!

[tessjake]

High 5

[fumamonourequiem]

Dude that George is in so much shit lol

[AJMede]

"I like it, I like it, I like a shave poosy! HEHE"

[AGreenWhiteRedA]

George is awesome!

[haki92i]

i have one

[gingowitch]

JEWS ARE DOING NOTHING TO PREVENT THE EXTINCTION OF THE ELEPHANT BECAUSE THE ELEPHANT'S NOSE REMINDS THEM OF AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!

[thecraziestkyle]

lol at 1:44

[golu3990]

It's like a doing with my sister!

[hadabenz]

why is she a prostitute??

she like to make money, high 5 ! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[oldschoolbby]

''do you like e porno?''...

[Aleesus]

wood you teach me plz to be ehhh....eh manners.

[DonRMB]

HAHAHA George is pussy whipped..

[tenyardrambo]

do you like a porno lol

[Elihar07]

Thank you ......Youre Welcome

Thank you......Youre Welcome....

Thank you....your wel...come

[Elleryie]

"It's coming." :'I

[XKyivGirlX]

OMFG XD this is SO hilarious



[Ytubeisonline]

how the fuck does he arrange these meetings hahahaha

[tubub]

@Ytubeisonline

he's got big studio support. What you don't see is all the camera equipment and crew and the build-up to the people, so there is this huge expectation built up when borat comes in. That's how he gets responses like he does, people want to be hospitable and seen as nice or whatever.

[LilMizundast00d]

My wife is dead... HIgh five! ;)

[02goodProductions0]

lmaoooooo he will crush yoou!

[RuleBritannia1987]

10-20% tip for a postitute? I've been giving too much.

[21nada]

hahahaha

[TalonMercenary]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[moemoe20092007]

"it's is coming" I couldn't hold myself anymore!!

[vexnsiolence]

I have one....I have one, you want...It is coming....(guy in back ground: "we're waiting") - LMFAO

[vexnsiolence]

Do you like a porno?

[switchest26]

everyone will let him get away with it for being eastern european...its genius!!

[jfree2006]

hahahahahahahaha he's a really CRAZY hahahaha

[CapitalBhoy78]

LMAO love how he casually talks about having sex...

[mrshinyshoes]

Funny how those guys high five him. Men are men are men!!  Great!!

[davedaddy101]

haha. oh man, if he ever pulled that at a function in my family, the men in my family would just knock him out, and ask questions after dinner was over. funny though. Southern hopsitality.

[MyDoominateR]

@davedaddy101

Is it really THAT weird to do "kiss" greeting in America? I mean here in Denmark its nothing we do at all either, i usually do it when im shitfaced and people are like 'dude wtf', but i know that in many cultures its normal and personally i dont see anything homosexual about it or anytihng...

[davedaddy101]

@MyDoominateR I wasn't talking about the hugging. I meant the disrespectful behavior. But yes, I was in Italy. I noticed how affectionate Europeans are with each other. Couples show far more public affection as well.

[MyDoominateR]

@davedaddy101

Oh okay for some reason i thought you meant the hugging, lol. Yeah true it's weird how his behavior never has any more serious consequences.

[claudeel]

@MyDoominateR AMERICANS ARE DUMB

[gaylordNL]

the proferssor is soft...

[b3arzy]

HAHAHAHA

"there is a smell IT SMELL LIKE A SHIT"

[FeelinErie]

''I CAN DO A BIG PAT!!!'' LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperBBG123]

"There is a smell....It smell like A shit"

[ctuagent247]

it smell like a shit!

[YamatoTake]

Last night, I uh... had sex. *silence*

[beelo1220]

u gotta love when hes thanking her

[AlmightyJesus]

0:55 will you teach me please how to be a MENACE? wat?

[am8o2]

this guy is a legend and hes a retard aswell

[MrMarkT84]

@am8o2 Actually he's an actor called Sacha Baron Cohen from the UK, he's actually a very intelligent guy, has a degree and everything from Cambridge University. Far from retarded i think you'll agree :-)

[am8o2]

@MrMarkT84 mate i know that, im not stupid! im talkin about his charachter not himself ok!

[MrMarkT84]

@am8o2 Maybe you should have stated that more clearly then!

[MrJomy2000]

fuckn funny best humor ever my gut hurts from laughing

[GlobalRoss]

i love how george doesnt care

[medman197]

There are also wonderful flowers-I CAN DO BIG PUT

[Estonian4life]

@maxbeckers6 5 dudes 1 granny?

[ThreeLions89]

eheheheheh...hm you`re in trouble George.

[bondfool]

"Thank you." "You're welcome." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Thank you?" "You're welcome."

[Kando0615]

I love the gesture he makes for sexy time- clap, hand smear, and ok sign LOL

[andrasjj]

those people in the "group of etiquette and manner" don't know how to eat with knife and fork or is this the american way?

if yes, it is pathetic

[LegendOfJomtein]

I love how casually he says..." Last night.....I had SEX"

[Professor6871]

'Your Fat he'll crush you when you do it' hahahahah.

[Agent1W]

In America, we don't discuss that.

"But she was A NICE! HIGH-FIVE!"

Borat is hands down the best dinnertime entertainer! 

[romadadrummer]

pliz rename the like button to 'is niiiiice' !!!!!!!

[DJPuffChronic1]

george is really into his meal...he could care less what anyone is saying.

[personaandb]

He will squash you

[Peloquo23]

"You're in trouble George!"

"Shut up you stupid Bitch..."

[georgestelea]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[DrewBludd]

"I know you can. So can I."

[MissJuneBennett]

This is going in the the ground!!

[ANARKHY93]

I love borat "ita smell like a shit "!!!!!!

[ronaldcorreatv]

@ANARKHY93 funny thing is that they agreed.

[raphu604]

4:30 is so epic

[Hexaggram]

whats that tetris song in the background 1:57 - 2:03! whats the name of it LoL!!!!

[jminjarez1425]

it smell like-a shit!

[hmglis]

but..she was nice!

[personaandb]

Hahaha

[MagnumJake100]

Lmao Im high

[mitkoman]

Man these people on the table had no idea.....what a freak!!!My ears are bleeding listening that ridiculos shit!

[Joyar1]

....It is coming. LMAO

[daddysevenpointfiver]

sasha rocks

[jon5339]

hes a fukin nutter, he must of been shameless to make this, how embarassing.

[HotToysCollector666]

you are e tiny i swish u when we do e sex

[p154831]

Thumbs this up if your polish and every time borat starts talking he says something in polish and it annoys u

[jonsonkie]

no one can resist a high 5, no matter what

[GuruBabadesh]

yes you should be polite to prostitutes

[oharov]

white people are such hypocrates. with all their fake ass smiles and politeness. no wonder why he can't do these things to a nigga

[joshster89]

416 people like a shaved pooozie

[bharadwaj25]

Borat himself is unable to control his laugh at the dinner table, have to appreciate how others could

[goofy932]

There is a smell. It smell like a shit. LOL :D

[cjason123]

the guy thought he said he had "a steak", lololol and just kept on eating away..lolol

[str8upil]

3:30 XD!!!!

[op2op]

14 peoples do not have a manners they are like a my wife BORING

[belialah]

BUT SHE WAS EHH NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEE!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!HI 5 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[belialah]

AHH my wife, she´s BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[FriedCoD]

well, i bet proper etiquette rules were created from Kings, and rulers.

the type where they are like:

::put hands on lap, not on table::

motherFfkker!!! you got a knife under there!!??!!? guards! kill that punk!!

...

thats where etiquette rules come from ..... many people learned it cause they dont wanna die.

.... you know thats true right?

[MrBinieam]

I don't know how those people don't laugh, if that was me at the dinner table I would have burst out laughing on the floor.

[FlyPanda818]

@MrBinieam lmao yea men same here

[Powerflamer]

u r a fat! he is a fat! lmao

[melissaposada]

rofl @4:33 

[Bullseye117]

Oddly enough almost none of the people in this show who claim to know etiquette, know how to use a knife. They all just use a fork to shove the food into their mouths, which is not the way it should be... And leaving one hand to rest on your lap is also wrong, when one hand is not used you leave it resting on the table, and ofcourse never put your elbow on the table. It's really not that hard...

[filipi346]

@Bullseye117 who cares? i just want to fucking eat, i dont give a shit if my hand is in the wrong position

[Bullseye117]

@filipi346 Was I talking about you? No, I was talking about the people in this show. And besides that, it won't hurt you to simply KNOW this. I know it, even though I choose to eat with my hands from time to time.

[FuckFaceUnited2000]

@Bullseye117 oh do shut up please

[LeBadman]

@Bullseye117 Well said sir. I agree with you. Manners are a key important part in life. =) I apply them daily. Here are some more: -don't point at people, -don't yell in public, -sit 90° with your elbows while typing and up straight, -Always say please and thank you. -Always talk eloquent. -Use key sentences that were taught to you such as "Oh, pleased to meet you sir/madam". Unfortunately most of society are laymen like that filipi dude over there. I admire those with manners!

[XxMissNoNamexX]

Ooooooooh this is so awkward. Amazing.

[mikethewerewolf]

hahah you're in trouble george

[Hdiggy06]

he will squash you, when you do a sex!!!

hahahaha

[duhduhduhda]

borat was such a genius character

to bad he can never use borat again :(

[itdosentmattter]

@duhduhduhda why cant he use this character again

[floritka85]

@itdosentmattter because the character is too well known now, it ruins the joke because everyone knows Borat now. The same with Ali G.

[Dadee3]

"There is a smell..... It smell like a shit" LMAOOOOOO

[jonahbeastlomu]

who else just cringed so much but still pissed themselves

[HaloLegendarymaster]

not  funny! made me cringe, very disrespectful, cheap humour.

[mattfirebird]

@HaloLegendarymaster - which is exactly why this is so funny! I still can't understand how some people could find this offensive...unless they find reality offensive.

[femalepimpmonique]

@HaloLegendarymaster u sure are a prude, your life must be reaaall boring

[DariushUFC1985]

"random quote"

[WelcomeBack52]

it iz a liikkee a doing it wiith my sistter 1:28 ahahaha

[M1N1K0B3]

I already started pissing myself at 0:01 XD

[syvhj]

last night I had sex... then the guy says good steak lol! so casual

[cliiff2]

it is coming!!!!!!!!!!!

[abdulazim007]

"you are tiny! he will crush a you when you do sex!"

[MustangRyda]

4:30 there is a smell....It smell like a shit, hahahahaha

[akburushovmiras]

cheap stupid humor... IMHO

[mattc941]

These people have no idea of the actual brilliance of the crazy guy from Kazacistan they are talking to.

[MrNickelson]

13 people can't do a big PAD

[marcusbenhurr]

hahahaha ''how much should i tip a prostitute?''

[TheeSlumLord]

last nite..I hava sex...

[egocentric69]

if you want... put your hand close OMG!!! hilarious looool

[adriansucka]

Do u like a Porno? xD

[kotek420]

Borat is so hilarious!

[Scmshacks]

when you squeeze a bad bad smell

[Jaremus]

''Why is she a prostitute??'' ''She likes to make money! High five!'' .... I just spit tea on the screen. LOL

[Jaremus]

I'd love to fuck that woman.

[palaghiuc]

hand reliefe is 20% !! damn



[40colby]

When he says "Jen Kuya", that is Polish for thank you!

[baseballreg123]

your in trouble george!!

[schaeffercaro]

i like ;-)

[chafe11]

With ehhhhh .... vhhirggin. hahah!

[ufosenbomen]

2:56 But she was nice.....

The best answer in the Borat serie :D

[Simer1003]

he CRUSH you, when you do a sex!! hahaha

[creampuffrus]

@Simer1003 Funniest part of the skit!

[flyingtorpedo]

it smell like a shit!

[glok1989]

man borat is the best

[Oleana77]

Borat is not crazy, people who take him seriously are

[BestFreeWow]

@Oleana77 true, he's a comic genius

[Elfendied11]

"in American we don't discuss that"? haha is she serious?

[Elfendied11]

I do everything I try in the kitchen i do it, every way, we try look at DVD, we try to a make it ourself..... LOL!

[Xiaodhanan]

HAHAHAAH OMG LMAO!!!! i do a big put !!!LOL!!

[sylwek000]

it is comming

[yusefpa1]

It smell like a s*it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Palegoat]

Thank you.

"You're welcome"

Thank you.

"You're welcome"

Thank you?

"You're welcome"

fucking lol.

[Kizillia]

There is a smell... it smell like a shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lola390]

who are these plp hes eating with?lol

[oohlalalaohhlala]

phew. thought this was another one of those borat impersonators. its like being rick rolled every time you click one of them

[spana84]

US and A

[BruKaCanon]

"I have one...I have one you want??(...) It is coming... You want? You want I can do, put your hand close! Looooool AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[scragftw]

there is a smell. ita smell lika shiiiit!

[powerpunch2]

ai laaaike ai laaaaaike it, i like the shaven posssssy loooooool

[el0sidewinder]

lol 2:37

[Sleightofhandsz]

I actually cant put into words how fucking classic Borat is. Dudes a genius

[rdyament]

"Shes is boring"! "Its like doing it with my sister" "Well were NOT talking about that"

[rotterdam1953]

The 'society' people were all up their own arses and didn't know where to look.

[BHFsenad18]

hahahaha this shit is funny as hell

[ShadowoOfBlood]

Oh God, you KNOW when the film was released and the people who were on it raged like 5,000,000 MPH!!

XD

[ThaUnprofessional]

ur in trouble George

[AssassinsKing]

In khasakstan we have alot of porno. I like it, I like, I like a shaved pussy. LOL!!! Nice one Sacha.