Animal Mating

[buchling1]

GEMA doesn't want us to know the answer! It's trying to keep us uneducated...

[kingateam2]

im ashamed to say i know a lot about this subject

[baerchen93]

unfortunately can't go to the next video... damn you, germany

[Highflyertaylor]

Is it sad that I got all those right because I've heard them before?

[sweetom888]

God damit!!! iPod! Why you no have annotations!?

[Suzidoodle]

10 people are pissed about the no giraffe thing.

[RaikoElric]

No giraffes D:

[CatySmilee]

I WANT PJJJJJJ

[yehonabar545]

0/5.

i consider this a win

[BlahLab]

shouldn't you be signing books? lol

[OtherRealmer]

No giraffes? That's a fail in and of itself.

[HaploidCell]

Lots of dissapointed German fans.

GEMA can suck it.

This makes me want to get on a train, go to their HQ and take a shit in the lobby even more.

Edit: I just checked. Their HQ is, like, half an hour away from me. LOL

[afrojoe90]

I want to play but I can't on my I pad :( can you put links in the description for I pad users please

[pnayjustforgot]

I took an Animal Behavior class last spring and although I did exceedingly well, I never thought I'd ever need the information in my everyday life.

So glad I took that class.. aced this truth or fail :D

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Round 2 to hear all the other stuff.

[musicalmedli]

It just had to happen.

[Badman555666]

Keep Calm and Chive On!

[xxbookworm]

4/5

[HavenDweller]

Ah, I got all the ones I knew for certain correct. All the others I guessed, and got completely wrong :) Clone lizards, Hyenas, giraffes? Yes.

[DaJan1509]

Hello GEMA-Mafia.

[issanel]

5/5 Oh crap I need to lie at the end of the game...

[theoriginalmoda]

no giraffes? D:



[IDontNotHaveAFace]

You run a porn studio(the top button)!

[Stardustger]

Ihr könnt ein programm names Hotspot Shield benutzen um um die gema sperre zu kommen oder einfach nen proxy wenn ihr wisst wie ihrs den einstellt :P

[eretrece]

@Stardustger Kann es sein, dass man mit Proxys zwar das nächste, aber nicht das übernächste Video anschauen kann, da man den Link dazu nicht hat und man wenn man gerade einen Proxy benutzt nicht auf den Link im Video klicken kann? Es ist natürlich auch möglich, dass ich irgendwas falsch mache...

[Stardustger]

@eretrece du machst was falsch :P

[littledicemonster]

IT'S NOT WORKING!!!! DO SOMETHING I WANA PLAY IT! =(

[chestateegold]

diggin the bloodhound gang reference at the beginning

[medolie1000]

:'( Can't play this version of truth or fail. I live in Germany and the next videos cannot be seen here!!! :((((((((((((((((((((((

[XxLevynxX]

i hate youtube :( no i don't i hate GEMA.

[dkSilo]

GEMA FAIL, whatever fact you click. Failing all over Germany.

Oh Internet, when will you actually be inter?

[SMFortissimo]

. . . but no giraffes?

[lillk001]

WHY THERE NO GIRAFFES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[losermythpatheloser]

"just kidding, there will be no giraffes". Heartbroken </3

[Circletwice]

Like the NIN reference!

[Mac260]

Actually both videos can't be watched in Germany.

[Glaswalker1001]

french the lama... no truth or fail in germany because of music you may have used.... thats not cool.

[FrostyCone00]

3/5 D: but hey, at least I know about he banana slug penis thing...... yay?

[legolas62893]

I'm on an iPod :P

[sirvulcan12]

@legolas62893 cool.

[chanopoop]

Luckily I just recently had holidays and I watched a bunch of old vlogbrothers videos. Not to mention I've been listening to Makin' Babies so I basically know the lyrics of by heart. I'm set for this Truth or Fail.

[SollingDown]

Fuck GEMA, cant watch one of them!

[RewindReplayRepeat]

no giraffe facts? no!

[chikentori]

my little 9 y/o sister just said that John looks like the Doctor! :P LOOOOOL!

PS: John, I've never said this about another guy's clothes before, but... Bitching Suit Jacket, man!

[JenniBean1080]

I only got 1/5, which is really quite depressing, but I now have new pointless facts to disgust my friends with! :)

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Disappointed there isn't going to be any giraffe mating facts.

[joemamaabc]

lol incest

[RinaPurple98]

'You and me, baby we ain't got nothing but memos, so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel!'

I am not proud to say I know the song and the dance that goes with it...

[yourlilemogirl]

@RinaPurple98 memos? why would memos be on the DC? i thought it was mammals ;P

[RinaPurple98]

@yourlilemogirl Hmm, I looked it up, it is mammals, I've been saying the lyrics wrong the whole time... Well, I never actually listened to the original song, just kinda learnt it from band practice

[phillo12]

Why aren't you signing books?

[igrowweedfromaseed]

i am not doing do this one only because the price is a book :( and he said wooooooooooooooooo :s

[SingThePichiPichi]

AAWWWW. No giraffe love? :(

[arrowsforpens]

I was trying to explain Sheen Or Gaddafi to my aunt, but I only had my iPhone with me... yeah, that situation dissolved.

[RetroShady]

4/5... I'm not proud of this score.

[xoxkangelsxox]

Lol I was on a mobile and I did have to change to my computer... :[

[ohitsEllen]

If you'd like to know more about animal mating go on this site that John Green got these facts from!!!

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Love the intro! John you are hipster.

[EpicnessInABox]

Making Truth or Fail John when you should be SIGNING BOOKS!?!

For Shame.

[TheSMarie42]

Um..... I think I should worry about myself this is one of the few times I've gotten a 5/5 on truth of fail. o.O Thanks for helping me learn some odd things John.

[EllaABo]

NO GIRAFFES?

[TheMinuteVlog]

I really wish that I could someday host a Truth or Fail.

[realilookedinthebox]

I got 5 right! whooo!

[fishguts918]

I watched a video on the lizards during science class this week!

[catfood919]

weeeeeeeoo



[360madhatter]

no giraffes? WHY???

[JayTigris]

I was just about to comment that Germans can't play this round of ToF because our music industry is having a very long and tedious hissy fit, but another commenter already took care of that and provided me with a (hopefully) working solution. XD

[freyaspins]

If you are in Germany: Use Tunnelbear! It's like moving out of Germany for a few minutes.

[1LostMy0therAccount]

I'm on an iPod, what is the answer to this?

The snakes I think :)

[MarciaCM2]

Oh, yeah, love the suit.

[Razzfazz87]

Answer videos blocked in Germany because we have people in charge that like sucking cock.

[PSspecialist]

@Razzfazz87 Finally a German that admits that. The people that are in charge in your country do like sucking cock. Not that is there anything wrong with the regular people. (I called citizens regular people because the people in GEMA are apparently not regular)

[JoySprung]

CLONES! Is Craig a clone? 

[saber1992]

2/5 im somewhat proud, this was a weird one

[rachelisdobbysfriend]

I'm on an iPhone, according to the mighty John Green I am a fail.

[TaoriUTS]

blocked in germany because of gema?!?! you never use music. HOW THE FUCK

[Saaduk92]

I wonder if getting a 5/5 is a good thing or a bad thing here..

[deidrene]

Watching gratuitous amounts of educational television as a child is helping me more here than any Bio I ever took classes combined.

[breakuphouses]

i can't watch the videos that are following, because they somehow contain music that is not allowed in germany? somehow we don´t have the rights for them, but could you somehow fix that? maybe by putting the links to the questions to in the describtion box? cause i can´t even find the other questions in the channel aswell.

THX

[TheNoracle]

@breakuphouses yeah, i'm from germany too... but here's the next one that we're able to watch: /watch?v=nDnFem80ohA&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[stumblethroughx]

5/5. And the sad thing is, I knew all of them. Yay stumbleupon...

[chevalfille12]

I am on an iPhone! So that was crazy, but I suppose more and more people are using mobile Internet now.

[shortkiddo10]

Fancy John!

[Benedictninja]

/watch?v=2RM6HxcIxn0 to make lots of money

[BobifyYou]

well this is a new type of porn...

[Rabascan]

WTF... The answer vids are not aviable in germany because the GEMA messes around...

[animeboy777]

NO GIRAFFES?!?!?! POO!!!!

[TheFallen7fold]

No giraffes!? BLASPHEMY!

[TheNoracle]

screw you GEMA... :l

[wewillseelexi]

he made this video awhile ago.. how do i know? take a gander at the signing tally in the back....

[OldSocksVideos]

No giraffes? Who are you and what have you done with John?

[oddrey52]

I can tell by the tfiosometer that we have traveled back in time.

[Threllsfromwowlol]

I hope there's giraffe questions, I'll ace that

[Misc935]

Fact one is true!

[SpeedofSilver]

wait... aren't you supposed to be signing books?

[Flameclaw123]

But John, I only know about giraffes!

[LiveFREEorDie93]

Erhm, the links don't work in Germany :/

[eretrece]

Can't watch the next videos. GEMA is fast.

[piandcompany]

Nerdfighters!

[Giddygal98]

I'm on a IPod.Darn.

[eretrece]

Bloodhound Gang!!!

[wonkabo]

i thought this channel was died.

[TheGravyBoat42]

How do you have time to do this!!? Sign things, John!

xX

[greenspot13]

John, how in the world do you have time to make a Truth or Fail???

[clink288]

so did you beautifully edit this so you could stall and not sign books?

[ElleAri94]

I missed the wrong title by 8 minutes



[OutOfThisWorldJB]

I can't see the answer videos because of music rights! Dammit, Germany!

[LizzieQueen18]

You should be signing books!!!!!

[ElleAri94]

@LizzieQueen18 I don't see his hands all the time. He could totally be signing during those moments.

[isabellarr1000]

waheyyy :)



[sooooooooDark]

can someone link me to the video after the video after thisone? 

[MM67productions]

under 100 club!

[NixLaser]

John, what are you doing? You should be signing!

[HaileISela]

@NixLaser he is simultaneously ^^

[HaileISela]

I can't watch the lizard video in Germany because of copyrights on the music. GREAT!

[juliasofie]

@HaileISela GEMA is a pain, as always.

[OutOfThisWorldJB]

@juliasofie Yes it is!

[HaileISela]

@juliasofie it is, it is.

[TheJFKWahoo]

woah ur booksighning is going backwards... good luck getting it done..

[sooooooooDark]

both videos r blocked in germany

Dx

[cucaa191]

DAMMIT. He fixed the title. Im late.

[qi8888]

first!

i don't care I'm not first but F it I'm first in my mind

[Friends4LIfe121995]

no giraffes lmao

[emilslattery]

bloodhound gang!

[AnimeKitty202]

.movs ftw?

[thelukemoon]

Finally, being a zoology major is paying off!

[firedjinn]

No giraffes :/

[MrNINTENDONITUS]

i love these

[littledicemonster]

Wow, about 5 sec. befor I had the 8th comment and now...

[RawrSaysDino9]

there's no giraffes D;

[CustardStig]

John, do you really have time to be making Truth or Fail videos? I mean, with all this signing. And so little time.... You shouldn't even be reading this comment. And if you are, you should be signing while doing so. I'm not helping by making this comment really long, either....

[robotturkey2929]

I like how you say one winner will receive a signed copy of TFIOS when all readers will...

There will be libraries and high schools with books signed by John Green. Pretty awesome.

[Invincible117]

Wasn't one person supposed to win from the last truth or fail?

[darceyisntadoctor]

I LOST THE GAME DAMN YOU JOHN

[Kooletz71]

Happy Canadian thanksgiving John! 

[sincemarchoflastyear]

#early

[darceyisntadoctor]

Wait the title has '.mov' on the end what?

[sizzle9000]

@darceyisntadoctor When you upload a YouTube video, it will automatically use the file name of the video as the title. John saved this video on his computer or whatever as "TorF AM Intro." The ".mov" is just the filename extension used for movies and videos. We're seeing the video before John got to change the title.

[darceyisntadoctor]

@sizzle9000 I know, whenever I upload it always ends in '.something I can't remember', I was more commenting on how early I was watching it :)

[19Jackattack95]

30th



[littledicemonster]

garter snakes isnt working! =(

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Woah, I'm viewer 39. I don't think I've ever been one of the first 100 viewers of a video by John or Hank Green.

[DavidfThompson157751]

John you don't have time to be doing this, get back to signing!

[JBdaWonderLlama]

inb4 proper title.

[tohelpmefeelbetter]

TorF AM Intro.mov is an awesome title.

[Arkvooodle6]

Here we go! :D

[TheCurly1998]

It cool getting to videos before the person fixes the title.

[MrChickenZombie]

@TheCurly1998 Right?

[thorthesk8erboii]

@TheCurly1998 what was it?

[iemiline]

Below 300 club!

[LittoCona]

lol wat

[bandandjesusfreak]

BEFORE THE 300 CLUB! YES

[SuperPombear]

Ahahahaha look at the poor people who thought they were first. I feel for you idiots.

[msnhao]

no giraffes?? NOOO

[qwertyoctopus]

TorF Am Intro.mov

That's when you know you're early.

[sigge951]

@qwertyoctopus hehe

[rossmoore13]

sweat baby sweat

[MrChippydj]

john greeeeeeen

[crowhh]

64 views :D

[zaielle]

your woooing is adorable. #justsaying

[xLILBEASTx]

no title!

[sydneyb79752]

Get back to signing! Just kidding :)

[Imashir0]

8th?



[TheCurly1998]

Wow

[bluestallion12]

no giraffes!?!?!

[dancesxinxrainx0]

whooooo!

[littledicemonster]

yay truth or fail

[rochnrollhs]

first?

[rochnrollhs]

@rochnrollhs I apologize for that, First is like a disease.

[FrenchTheLlama1]

First?



[DerekGtz]

yay

[themuffindragon]

:O

[PiddleMeElmo]

troll

[qwertyuiop3603]

first