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  • While I am watching this video there is an advertisement for an online ministry telling me to answer "God's call" and become an ordained minister!!

    ohhhhh the irony....and they should fire their ad agency!

  • One of my favorite segments. Seriously, if you marry, at least tell the truth about whether you're a virgin. Don't lie about it, as my ex clearly did.

  • just imagine if this was on NBC prime time......think it would wake people up. What a great show.....keep up the great work

  • I can honestly say i find this as good as some of my favorite comedies (always sunny, the office) obviously on a shortened scale but you guys perfectly capture the hypocrisy and laughable traits of the creator/characters if the bible is taken literally. This type of criticism is great for showing religions flaws and illustrating just how damaging it can be that comes from a place and in a style that some religious people that arent typically open to self examanation, may finally "get it"

  • @GBeesing Thank so much for the kind words.

  • lolol there's an add for christian singles next to the video parodying the bible.

  • You see, I was right. I said you had a lot of potential and you do. In the sketch I commented on, I think there were no more than just a few thousand views, whereas here there are almost 200 thousand, and according to one of the comments a show was done for Sony. :) Nice stuff.

  • "That's not our thing, that's Star Trek!"

    LOL, omg, I laughed so hard I almost had a stroke. Too funny!!

  • Who is mr. deity's hot friend?

  • oh snap, just kidding, that's his son...

  • 1:43 WOW I didn't know you two could do "Bill O'Reilly avoiding another question" impersonations!!!

  • Why is there no season 2?

  • @floydfan831 Season 2 was done exclusively for Crackle (Sony) and is (for some unknown reason) no longer available. In between seasons 4 and 5, we'll be revamping our site and getting everything up there. Sorry.

  • Wow.... God is fickle!!! Hahahahah awsome!

  • Hanging with mo near the mountain, lool

  • "And this is the kind of thing he let go on - in fact, ordered? I'm gonna follow him?! Puh-leez." So true!

    Go, Larry! Totally awesome all the way! :D

  • lmao prime directive

  • Expecting USDA prime not something that has already been chewed on lol

  • It doesn't surprise me that the guys in the video don't understand how to "work the math" on female virginity versus male virginity. They also don't seem to understand that in cultures where virginity is guaranteed at marriage, the oppressive parents who arrange the girl's marriage also verify the presence of the girl's hymen before nutials.

  • @matt605 Jesus, that's sick stuff. Actually, we were going off the Biblical instructions, and how the bride has to collect "evidence of virtue" from her wedding night in order to protect herself. Nice way to start a marriage, right?

  • @misterdeity Not my religion. One of the better things about western faiths is that they are taught in a context of diversity and underlined by safety. If someone conducts a fast in protest, they usually have regular doctor visits. A Muslim friend told me how they would play soccer (football) even when Ramadan was at the summer solstice, which means they went a long, long time before sunset when they could have water.

  • @misterdeity I think this is hilarious for many reasons. First off, since the preservation of virginity has everything to do with the pursuit of legacy (i.e. hymen + honeymoon = guarantee the kid is yours) and has nothing to do with "virtue". 2) virgins have no experience - would you go to a brain surgeon that never did surgery? 3) contrary to popular belief, the more a girl uses her vaginal muscle, the stronger it gets! (not looser). Oh wait, that's the religion - not you. Good show!

  • @guruvideocourses sorry for the double post!

  • @misterdeity I think this is hilarious for many reasons. First off, since the preservation of virginity has everything to do with the pursuit of legacy (i.e. hymen + honeymoon = guarantee the kid is yours) and has nothing to do with "virtue". 2) virgins have no experience - would you go to a brain surgeon that never did surgery? 3) contrary to popular belief, the more a girl uses her vaginal muscle, the stronger it gets! (not looser). Oh wait, that's the religion - not you. Good show!

  • The Prime Directive! Awesome

  • Oh man, your show is just brilliance on tap. Imma donate!

  • well played larry, well played

  • who is Lucy supposed to be?

  • @zapopaul Lucy is lucifer. Search for "Mr. Deity and Lucifer" to see her introduction into the series. There's also a long-running gag about how Mr. D loves virgins, and she's not happy about it (particularly the whole situation with Mary).

  • It's funny that two parts of the "trinity" didnt know who the third part was calling...interesting!

  • Such a crappy, biased video and it got good, positive replies? I honestly thought you had made the comments approve only.

    Oh fucking no wait...

  • @Trollz0Be0Trollin Well, what's crappy or biased about it. The Biblical God did order the murder on non-virgin girls (girls only), and apparently didn't have a clue about human anatomy (that a girl's hymen could break in ways which did not involve a penis). Is that me being biased? Or giving an honest representation?

  • @misterdeity I WAS KIDDING

  • PRIME DIRECTIVE: Interestingly (or not), I have these two words printed in block letters on a post-it note on my monitor. Originally, I put them there to remind me not to harass my Catholic caretaker too much. Then she stole $80 and left me hanging.

    I've also used the post-it note to remind me to at least TRY to be nicer to theists online. I'm hoping to pull off that trick more and more frequently (even if my good deeds are punished).

  • Fake and gay ...

  • @melwoom Interesting argument. I'm guessing you're for stoning non-virgins?

  • this is almost as good as cose2cose's bible answers series :D

  • you guys should really get into movies. i don't know how or when but the world deserves more of these. u guys are better than therapy!!!

  • @vhanhanzz Thanks! I've done a couple of movies (a feature and a short).

  • @misterdeity

    really? care to give the titles? is there a way we can see some clips on your youtube page?

  • @vhanhanzz My feature was called "Killing The Dream." It won the Grand Jury Award (best film) at the 2003 Temecula Valley International Film Festival, a Director's award at the Ojai Film Festival, and played the festival circuit in this country and a bit in Europe. The Short was called "Ennui" and was a study done mostly to better learn my craft. I could make both available on the site, but it would take a lot of time and effort, which I just don't have right now. Thanks for the interest!

  • @misterdeity

    thank you. i'll be sure to look em' up i hope u can post some clips or scenes. again, excellent job guys. im like one of the few mr deity fans here in the philippines, but i'll be sure to spread the word around. kudos to you guys♥

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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS

  • The prime directive! Haha!! And the beginning line, brilliant :D

  • "I'm not good at math"

    That explains a lot of the numerical contradictions in the Bible

  • OMG.

    Larry and Lucifer are super evil. Worse, they are feminist!

  • "it takes 2 to tango". why did i never see that. Not that its unfair to permit the men to have sex. But who do they f4ck when the women arent permitted to f4ck? Obvious but sometimes i just miss it.

  • Brilliant...as usual. 

  • "So, its still a good idea!"

  • this has to be some of the most creative shit ive ever seen on the internet.

  • @joiave

    I kinda disagree. Its pretty much all copy and pasted out of the bible.

  • Brilliant!

    Just totally Brilliant!

  • the beginning is so hilarious

  • How do you work the math on that?...

  • this is too funny this should be a tv series,

  • Always happy to see a true independent filmmaker continue doing his thing, especially one who is so clever. The show is great, but you already know that.

    So what happened with Sony? I can't seem to find any info on that.

    Are you aware of our God comedy feature that came out last year? "The God Complex."

    Check out the trailers if you get a chance. They're all over youtube. You may have also heard of the product we created to go along with it: The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Toy.

  • MisterDeity is the best!!

  • "Hi! Lucy, guess who wants all women to be virgins!"

    Larry. That is both a bitch move. And a crowning moment of awesome.

  • @yamiblade Yes.

  • "that's not our thing, that's star trek" love it

  • blasphamous

  • @sanctifiedbytruth Thank you!

  • @sanctifiedbytruth Explain

  • @sanctifiedbytruth it's a victimless crime

  • @sanctified don't you mean blasphamously fantastic! well maybe not, that may have sounded a tad bit effeminate maybe you should go for more of a... oh, I don't know blasgasmic or you could simply call the video/Mr. Deity a blasphemous heretic calling down a plague upon his house and all that support him denouncing them for the pure evil that flows out of their collective hearts that corrupts all that watch these videos. Cause everything that is bad is really good these days - those crazy kids.

  • "Pops the Hood" Wear and tear...AMAZING

  • My main reason for rejecting religion is because it operates on fear and religious demagogues are excellent in doing just this. Either you do what God tells you or you die. The main premise of the Bible is that humanity is created from dust and God breathed life into man. So, why in the world would God in all his sovereignty give up his one and only son to die as a human sacrifice to bridge the gap between something he created from dust?

  • Just discovered Mr. Deity. OMG! Could you folks be any more on the mark?! And my parents wonder why I couldn't be a catholic!  Brilliant stuff. Love the acting!

  • Ops. my bad

  • ..so you'd never have sex with her?

  • I was really beginning to lose my patience with Christianity.. Thanks for giving me a new way to look at things...

  • "That tiny place with no oil?"

    Well, 2 ROFLs to that. Just 2 seconds in to the sketch - 2 ROFLs.

  • Oh my Deity I love the look on his face after he realized who he was calling! :D Priceless! I'm a Chrtian and I thought that was funny.

  • "Prime Directive" "We can't interfere with other culture" "That's not us, that's Star Trek" FREAKIN HILARIOUSSSOE! "Pops the hood and sees nothing but wear and tear, and there's no oil in the DAMN THING!" So funny and everything is smooth and clicks! All of Larry's frustration expressions were awesome! And did you notice Jesus is wearing a cross necklace..hahaha!

  • This guy looks like a thinner george lucas.

  • Put a dvd together and I'd buy it!

  • prime directive !!!!

  • Bow chicka bow wow!!  ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • how could Sony have droped this show?!  there is so much crap out there. there is like a million stupid reallity shows. i guess this executives dont know good stuff when they see it. well Mr. D don't worry, i'll be praying for you. lol

  • This was my favorite, mostly because of the end, "Hi! Lucy, guess who wants woman to be virgins!" XD

  • I'm sure you already know how cool these vids are, so I'll shoot you some criticism:

    Mr. Diety seems to go back and forth on personalities. Sometimes he's the accurate representation of the ancient god of the bible, humorously put in current times, nonchalantly saying how he likes killing innocents. Then sometimes the humor is in how utterly wrong the bible got it--Mr. Diety's a cool dude, he doesn't want to talk to Rob Patterson or do anything jerky like send the gays to hell. What is he?

  • Well, that's exactly how that character is portrayed in the Bible. At one moment he loves you so much that he'll give up his only begotten son to save you. BUT... if you don't do things his way, you will burn in Hell forever and ever. I'm only as consistent as the character I'm portraying.

  • This is true.

  • @misterdeity ur

  • @misterdeity You do a great 'god'! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @misterdeity judgement and mercy do co-exist. God in His holiness must judge sin, but in His mercy has taken the wrath for us.

  • .. dry motor...

  • "No oil in the damn thing!" "Dry motor..."

    "Hanging with Moe on the mount."

    This is so hilarious, 5 goddamn stars.

  • I'm - not that sure this Abrahams guy is one of theirs :D

  • Damn, but I wish that we could force the YouTube Musims to watch these shows. These barbaric religious "rules" apply even MORE to their religion.

  • i am a muslim and i watch this. eventually many muslims will see it

  • @tociph

    Are you kidding? I don't understand what you're saying. If you see the moral sense in this do you realize how it applies also to Allah?

  • Jesus é um bofe do bem!

  • You're to blame for the prime directive? O Holy kwap!

  • THE PRIME DIRECTIVE! Jolly good.

  • lol prime directive

  • why did sony drop them?

    they are more entertaining than edward current or AA or pat condell, they deserve our money!

  • Haha this is so funny, and very true.

  • very true LOL...I've often wondered about the math..great video ;D

  • So then you guys aren't on Crackle anymore?

  • Five stars for the Star Trek reference.

  • me too, me too. Looking for a DVD.

  • LOL .. the tiny place with no oil!!

  • LOL

  • the Prime Directive hahahahahha

  • all that wear and tear . . . and send us money.

  • So should we all just believe in GAY?

    that's just as bad if not worse.

  • WTF are you talking about???

  • Brian Dalton isn't gay. Amy is his real girlfriend possible wife. He's acting like a metro-sexual, a straight man with fashion sense. In the first season, Mr. Deity and the Messages, that little girl's voice, is Brian's daughter.

  • U brothers/sisters  Rock ...............

  • I would by a dvd of this show any day. I hope its coming.

  • why is mr deity's hair pale blue!

  • they work in front of a blue screen and the blue reflects off his white hair.

  • Wow...Very Funny

    I hope that they extremists don't issue a fatwa on these guys...

  • 1:56 I lost it.

  • This show is awesome!

  • This show rocks soo hard! The virgin thing needed to be said. This was very funny and clever. Thanks for making fun of the elephant in the living room!

    Apparently, God sounds and acts like Michael Scott from the office. :)-

  • Hay! Season 3! I wonder if Flying Spagetti Monster will ever do a show.

    Great work!

  • I would pay money to watch these!

  • "We love doing it, and we love having you watch."

    Naughty deity.

    Naughty!

  • ok GOD! lolz

  • nice

  • You're really swinging for the fence with the euphemisms in this one. Well done!

  • Hurrah for Mister Diety yet again making a good point about beliefs. very entertaining.

  • Oh the crushing banality of it all! :-)

    Great work, guys!

  • THIS IS AWESOME MAN

  • When it's in HD you can tell Larry has no lenses in his glasses. lol

  • We thought that was obvious from the beginning. The idea was that these two beings would never need any kind of correctional optics --- they just liked how they looked with glasses on. It's a fashion statement.

  • lol Mr. Deity looks like he has lenses though.

  • Will this ever make it to DVD?

  • Yay! :D

  • Brilliant!!!!

  • You guys are awesome... thanks for a terrifically entertaining diversion!

  • Ahhh, Thats why you are whoring out for money, because sony dumped you. I guess that gives you a lot more creative control, which is why the latest 2 episodes are so awesome!

  • Geez, am I "whoring?" I thought I was being much more subtle. At least you're enjoying the episodes. And for the record, Sony was very good about giving us total creative control. I think I lost focus early in season two, and got back to it only with "Mr. Deity and the Good." But, we are happy to be back on our own. All that bureaucracy and hand-wringing (i.e.: time-wasting) isn't good for the flow.

  • I love you guys

  • We love you too.

  • pwn

  • There are not enough words in the world to describe my love for this series, but I will try anyway.

    Absolutely Fantastic!

    I love Mr. Deity. Love. Love. Love.

  • He loves him the virgins!

    Praise Jesse!

    SO glad you kids are back!!!!!

  • Yes! I love Mr. Deity, so glad it's back.

  • "Evidence of Virtue"

    0:58 "Yeah, if you wanna call it that." lol

  • Anyone else thinks its a bit Ironic that Jesus is wearing a cross?

  • Marketing.

  • I think he was trying to start a fad..

  • YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D I love it, great way to introduce the new season

  • So glad to have you guys back!

  • Oh, I love Larry!!!

  • Ah yes, sacred cows make the best hamburgers. You guys are BRILLIANT.

  • Just wanted to say "Sorry". I was too harsh in previous comments. You guys do great stuff and I wish you all the best.

  • do virgins taste better than those who are not? are they salty or sweeter, more juicy or what? do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? do virgins taste better than those who are not?

  • I recognize that, but I can`t remember where it`s from.... it was something about dragons...

  • and virgins. great song, "do virgins taste better"

  • Or "Chained and Virgin, My Kinda Girl."

  • Thank you Mr Deity for understanding why lack of virginity means torturous death.

  • Funny!!! spot on

    Prime Directive... awesome!!

    plus... Jesus is HOT!

  • Ah, I love it.

    Thanks for the damn fine comic geniusness :)

  • it's back! worth the wait. :)

  • the future model of television in action, bleeding edge, and brilliant !

  • Great stuff! Very professional also

  • glad to have you back! Looking forward to the next ep!

  • Very good.

  • ok, your...."promising"?....

    like a "exhibitionist"

    they like to show off, don't they?

    love the pauses or thinking....

  • Glad to see all his fans are here! Mr. D., we never left.

  • MrDeity is awesome, never ever stop!

  • Couldn't help but notice that Larry's fingers danced around the number pad when he dialed Lucy. Did she change her number? It used to be 666-something or other. You really should remember that. FINALLY gotcha!

  • 666-6666 is the office number. Larry was dialing her personal cell which is another number altogether. I should remember that, but I don't.

  • Dangit. Thought I caught you with your all-knowingness turned off again. I should really know better, but I don't.

  • If you were close, I'd have you on-set every shoot as script/continuity supervisor.

  • Yay!

  • Sweet irony. NonStampCollector covered this same topic a few weeks ago. Only there was no Prime Directive. Can't wait to see Lucy go apeshit over this. :) Glad to have you back! :)

  • When the Koran was written 1.200 AC, Virgins was 9 to 12 years old TOPS.. (Like Muhammeds favorite wife. 9 years of age. I call that rape)

    Where in religion do morals come from again?

  • Glad to see you guys back at it. It's nice to have an honest respectful critic with a sense of humor. :)

  • Season Three! Yaaaaay! Blasphemously delicious!

  • Mr. Deity, are those real horns in the recording of the Mr. Deity theme songs? They sound very nice.