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  • You’ll never find more truth, set in such a sharp contrast, than in the son & depopulation headlines.

  • Lol look at the top 2 commentors names

  • "How do we want to do this?"

  • in a vid lasting three and a half minutes people see that 5 secs about Ron Paul and get all butt-hurt. It reminds of all the hype over obama 3 years ago. They were just as sensitive.

  • ron paul joke isnt funny

  • @ty99999returns Humour is subjective

  • Obama all the way Illuminati have this guy as there secret weapon, Obama hasnt messed up once!

  • @ZeevoGFX *facepalm*

  • LOL i love how they satirize Romney s abysmal ground support

  • Obama/Flavor Flave 2012!!!

  • @ObamaIsUnAmerican Calling everyone who disagrees with you a leftist, such a nuanced and intricate opinion you hold there

  • RON PAUL 2012!!!!!

  • Funny thing about the North Korea part... that's not satire, it's true.

  • So how do we do it? lol I suggest a free-for-all.

  • Sons of bitches! I can't text while driving, or operate my computer while driving, and now I can't view kaleidoscopes while driving!?! When will this madness end!

    I wonder why it is that reading books while driving never got banned... oh yeah, when our society was reading books instead of tweets it was cognitive enough to understand that was a demonstrable shitty idea... I remember now...

  • @bio1slave This is my absolute least favourite class of comment on youtube. It's total bullshit and you know it. This is not meant for passive consumption, it's satirising things that are meant for passive consumption. It forces debate and opens people's eyes, that's why it's good comedy.

  • @bio1slave Err... no, this is supposed to be a comedy video, but made it political by their biased propaganda.

    You just pretend not to understand because you happen to share their bias.

  • If only they were actually as honest as the Scientist lol.

  • The Onion mockingly mentions at 3:00 about scientists deciding how to kill off a 1/3 of human beings. While may see this as comedy, this is actually true as it has been covered by Alex Jones & the Infowars team and one can also look up this info onlne. On other news, laughing Ron Paul is something else. So far, he's the only REAL candidate & has not dropped out. I wouldn't be surprised if Santorum or Ginrich drop out soon.. Save the Republic! Ron Paul 2012!

  • @kubaner

    I see no difference between The Onion and Alex Jones. They're both comedy!

  • @kubaner I was just about to make a comment about how this exactly what "real news" does. They make up stuff all the time. The only difference is people know that onion news is fake but have no idea that their trusted news sources are just as fake.

  • @kubaner You mean when he talked about the absurd granite monument by Captain Planet?

  • @kubaner This is why I love the Onion. That always manage to bring Paulbot paranoid conspiracy theorists like you out to rant on a comedy video.

    Alex Jones? Are you getting? The man is insane.

  • @zzyzx0788 "Paulbots" are in fact the most educated and politically involved people in the United States, you can remain in the corner where you belong now.

  • @armedyboyedik1995 That's why they support a guy who is trying to divide the national government power to the state governments while simultaneously pressing to remove the EPA and build a new environmental agency from the ground up.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness If you believe strong Central government is a good thing and believe EPA is good then you haven't been paying attention to life.

  • @armedyboyedik1995 There are problems with giving power to a strong central government, it being national or state doesn't make a difference but rather how much power you give it. The correct answer is checks and balances. EPA might have problems, but so will any new organization put in its place. Fact is, EPA is doing great and very necessary things. The correct answer is keep it and fix the issues with it. Ron Paul and his supporters need to go back to high school.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness Unlike you buddy, I understand Austrian economics. Ron Paul is talking about real cuts. EPA doesn't do shit. EPA has been screwing up for years, it has to be replaced with a private sector because government involvement is never good. I'm sure you're satisfied with EPA hiring 5000 people to find out Sand is fucking dirty, you have to be shitting your self. Like I said, Ron Paul wants to cut spending, without sacrificing our seniors madicaid and SS.

  • @armedyboyedik1995 You don't know shit about what the EPA does. Perhaps you should take a tour of one day in the life of an EPA worker because apparently everything you read about them is a lie.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness Hey dumbass. Maybe if you stayed informed like I did you would understand things that are going on in this country. Sadly, you're just another pathetic, liberal, jew, zionist, bank backing, cocksucking disaster. Rot in the corner.

  • @armedyboyedik1995 You claim you're informed and I'm not, yet when I point out facts you toss insults.

  • @zzyzx0788 We Paulbots (as you call us) are passionate about this country as it's quickly descending into tyranny w/the passage of the Patriot Act, powertripping TSA, Obama passing NDAA, the snitch culture forming now, etc. We're not like the Obama sheeples who believe this country is going in the right direction & the economy is improving. Alex Jones may sound crazy, but his info is accurate. Stay from the deceitful mockingbird MSM & get your news from alternative sources. Ron Paul 2012!

  • What do we want to do about this?

  • It's weird how some people who claim to dislike politics and government put their lives into it. How long has Ron Paul been employed by the government?

  • @melora72

    I think people still traded in gold coins and Indian hair when he started.

  • @melora72 He took breaks.

  • Romney's fans are so white, I was blinded for a second or two.

  • @silvercruz1980 You're the one making it about race. Thanks for exposing your unhealthy race-obsessions, you race-baiting bigot.

  • @ObamaHatesTheUSA1 Hey thats an opinion, race bait is a perfectly legitimate way of luring in black fat women(fried chicken, and now new stick of butter flavored), spicy hispanic illegals(tacos, tacos tacos), and brand new imitation noodle fishing lines for all your chink fishing needs. Make sure to enter our sweepstakes for a boat coated in gay repellent scents and extremely non flattering paints. Available at your local KKKmart.

  • @ObamaHatesTheUSA1 why are you getting mad at him, ur the one spreading a lie about our president from ur name!

  • I don't care about anything but getting that nigger out of office.

  • @billwho62

    Have you ever tried evicting those people? They have like 10 thug friends each, and their bitches are not afraid to claw your face.

  • @neahtmeras Yea and you base that statement on absolutely nothing. there is no truth to it. its a joke.

  • @neahtmeras if your in the 2/3rds you still cool with it? if you dont respond you are weak

  • @Tezcatlepocatl

    Ahahahha, you were being a little bitch "WAH WAH THE ONION MADE FUN OF MY STATE".

    Just learn not to give a fuck.

    how about starting with my comment eh?

  • @TheMatrixAussie ........ What are you even doing here. You sound like one of them Tinkerbell Canadians.

  • January 23, 2011? OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

  • Mitt did say he is not concerned about the poor.... too true to be believable.

  • The only people dumber than the ones who think it's really are the ones who don't get that WE'RE PRETENDING it's real to be part of the joke.

  • "How do we want to do this?"-lets ask the Germans

  • @CKNYoung Or the people who funded the Nazi party i.e Rockefellers and Rothschilds who still run shit today..

  • @CKNYoung

    Pfff... Typical liberal "spend spend spend" mentality. You dont have to build fancy camps and use expensive chemicals like some rich elitist. Africans got it right: a machete, and some honest hard work is all you need.

  • SOME IDIOTS WATCH THIS AND THINK IT'S REAL

  • @CAL1FORNIASUPERSTAR EMOS STOIDI HCTAW SIHT DNA KNIHT S'TI LAER

  • most aggressive comedy i have ever witnessed. niiiice

  • Shitt Romney's real name is Willard

  • Is the onion srsly getting real? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo!

  • to all ron paul supporters, don't worry the illuminati already damaged the world's economy beyond any realistic means of repairing it. where were u all in the year 1910 when we really needed u?

  • @katsumorymoto actually it was December 23 1913

  • @katsumorymoto

    Has Ron Paul ever said anything about the Illuminati., New World Order, or 9/11 being an inside job? Those people would be like the Ron Paul equivalent of the Tea Party. He has to cater to his crazy followers too.

  • ron paul is always telling it like has no chance oh happening! I think more candidates should tell it like that, who's with me!

  • @redskins82R0cKs I *would* give your comment a "thumbs up"--but You Tube has recently taken that away from me during their LATEST update (mine just display as grey). Upon further research, I have discovered I am not alone in this. So I am just going to say, "Thumbs Up!" lol

  • "How do we wanna do this?" That had me laughing out loud.

  • 1/3 of the population has to die. LOL.

    So...how do we wanna do this...IQ tests...or we can do what the Nazi's did...

  • @itachi155 I say we nuke the middle east, north korea, the USA, cuba, and any other worthless wastes of human flesh we can think of.

    Can I move to europe before we get started?

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness .... pshhh reaver of darknes... more like reaver of living in his moms basement playing wow

  • @BryceTryce fantastic

  • @BryceTryce I'll have you know that I live in a medium-sized apartment with my brother and two married couples. My mother doesn't own a basement; she lives in a tiny house out in the boonies. I initially left home to make my independence 9 years ago but came back to live with my mother nearly 3 years ago. Both of my brothers and I and my mother are struggling to make ends meet, helping each other get by. I barely see any of my 3 sisters anymore. But I live in the USA. What are you saying?

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness cool story bro

  • This Canadian Approves Ron Paul!!

  • I came for the title. Left disappointed.

  • anyone else notice the January 23, 2011 at the end? Was that part of the joke or an honest mistake?

  • I think those solid muscles you feel are just you feeling his bone haha

  • :( I saw no black people supporting Mitt Romney. :( i think that's rascist?

  • Hey America, the Onion almost makes up for all your bullshit. You should be very thankful.

  • who likes how he tells it like it has no chance of being

  • "Im not concerned about the very poor" - Romney. So inspirational! Go Mitt!

  • @1manmafia there we go again. What do we expect out of you. Taken sentences out of context. Even if he does mean that kind of idiocy. WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE SAY IT!!!! How does it help him??? Can he be that dumb?

  • @MrDetwaa Mitt Romney is NOT dumb at all! Why would you even say that?

  • @1manmafia Mitt Romney is not dumb at all?

    mormon... he's a mormon

  • @1manmafia Quote mining eh?

  • @Khyrid Definitely not out of context... "I'm not concerned about the very poor because they have a safety net around him". He wants to take that safety net (welfare, food stamps) away so I don't see how that's trying to make him look bad. He makes himself look bad.

  • @XoXoSakuraKissXoXo “I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs a repair , I’ll fix it. I’m not concerned about the very rich…. I’m concerned about the very heart of America, the 90-95 percent of Americans who right now are struggling.”

    The 90-95 percent of Americans sounds like the reasonable demographic to be concerned about. The poor have plenty of handouts.

  • @Khyrid Yeah you're totally right. People took that WAY out of context. What Romney meant by that is he's not supporting people who just sit on their lazy asses every day and wait for their wellfair check. Now not all of them are like that, and some people really do need wellfair. However people who don't need it and still get it are nothing more than an economic drain, while the rest of us bust our asses or try to get a job, and some are barely skidding by. It's ridiculous.

  • @Khyrid ....You honestly believe that after all of Mitt's policies that he actually believes that? Oookay.

  • @XoXoSakuraKissXoXo Yes I do. 

  • @1manmafia Good way to put clear priorities :P

  • Hrmm.. that's a good question. We could pick a few countries and kill them off, or we could hold a worldwide lotto, or we could have each country decide on a third of their undesireables, or we could impliment a worldwide one-child-policy...

  • Oh Yeah! Let Detroit go Bankrupt! Woo!

  • @DragonLordG

    And let Robocop be back in action!

  • @Tezcatlepocatl

    Is it possible that many of the crimes involve the possession of guns and that while it does drop it is only replaced with a rise in robberies and murders?

  • If he could achieve wealth and sustain it then there's no reason for things to change tax wise for the rich only for those who hide behind loop holes and clauses. Unless he is one of them and has in other words cheated the government he wishes to take control of out of the money due.

  • His name is Mitt. How the fuck can anyone take that seriously? Little kittens lost their Mittens. Plus he's a Mormon theist piece of shit. MORMON!! That's the Fucked up funniest of the religions. A funny side joke. LOL!

  • 'His touching story on his rise from moderate wealth to overwhelming riches'... I thought the story was about Romney, not Obama...???

  • @browningrage11 While Romney never had moderate wealth, Obama still doesn't have overwhelming riches. And he wasn't born into moderate wealth, either. So.... no, not talking about Obama.

  • baaah

  • 'His touching story on his rise from moderate wealth to overwhelming riches' - I just had to piss my pants at that one!

  • It is funny that the onion is not funny when it is obviously pushing a certain view or agenda. Right or wrong as that agenda may be. Onion - just stop caring and get back to the complete nihilistic apathy of your younger days. It is just not like you.

  • @bhitt99 no i like this fuck you

  • I love the onion but c'mon... can anyone imagine what another term would be like with Obama or just as bad, if Romney got elected? Ron Paul deserves a full swing from the Onion if they really believe this, not a little blip my republican hating mom could come up with.

  • @rasputozen Name one big change Ron Paul wants that has any hope of getting passed congress. He's idealistic to a fault.

  • @SnixTruth He wants to bring the troops back... being commander-in-chief he could do that on his first day in office. He wants small government, all he has to do is veto every unconstitutional bill that comes to him (probably all of them). How is this a pipe dream? lol

  • The "CCC" Plan > Consistent, Conservative, Constitutional. > RON PAUL for President 2012!!

  • Listen, did you hear that, it's the sound of you sheep like videos plays being turned into advertising dollars; pure music.

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  • Haha, he beat his fully grown uncle in a footrace!

  • Thanks Florida! now we're stuck with ObamneyCare for sure! Guess i'll be voting gary johnson in november...

  • Haha, the part about Korea cracked me up.

  • i bet foreign ppl watch this and think it's real

  • @ryanKonarsk

    normally its the other way around

  • @ryanKonarsk

    No we don't - we know the difference between satire and reality. Even if the Onion blurs the lines occasionally.

  • @ryanKonarsk Some Americans watch this and think it's real...

  • @cmasterchief like politics, i know, that's why it is funny

  • @cmasterchief ..cause what the real candidates say and/or do is not that different.

    america--country of absurds.

  • @ryanKonarsk Perhaps there are some stupid foreigners, but at least they know a foreign language. And how about you?

  • @Oblanda I'm actually bilingual...and from Canada...

  • @Oblanda and aside from the fact that i DO know a foreign language what would that have to do with anything? nice try at a condescending remark though lol

  • hrm it is officially. the onion has sold it's soul. the last few vids have been pushing the same corporate shill sell-out propaganda.

    another one bites the dust. the onion can now be categorized in the 'corporate mass produced shit' section.

  • @TekkGnostic

    Cool story, bro. Which one of the people that were joked about do you have a crush on? Ron Paul? It's Ron Paul, isn't it.

  • @TekkGnostic You would so be laughing ur ass off if ron paul wasnt in the video.

  • Obama is a two faced slimy turd anyway.

  • @screwmanx

    Yeah, screw all the lives he saved due to his ant war stance. He's a two faced turd because you say so.

  • @MissyQuill ant war? Those poor insects

  • @screwmanx

    Foiled by the evilest of all things - a typo!

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  • OMG, he acknowledged that I play the week in review constantly throughout the week on my unsleeping computer!

  • So... how do we wanna do this?

  • @Revan8888 Simple. Remove the religious nutcases. Of every religion. That should suffice.

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  • @Revan8888 Fire and lots of it.

  • @Revan8888 Do anybody actually care about Finland? we can start their

  • To be fair, most environmentalist don't want to reduce the human population by killing people, they just want to slip sterilants into the drinking water (not entirely joking).

  • 2:52 If it came to this, we should get each of the world's countries to kill the poorest third of their population. Think about how many problems that would solve. It wouldn't just kill two birds with one stone, it would take out half the flock.

  • @elk832 Kind of a shame how the poorest people tend to end up doing the jobs that nobody wants to do. With the lower class out of the way, the middle class would have to fill in for them. And with a crummy job comes unhappiness, likely bad pay, etc. So effectively, almost everyone in the world's standards of living would be instantly lowered once we took out the poorest third of the world.

  • Is this still sarcastic or what?

  • Laughing soooo much!

  • Can we make soylent green out of corporations?

  • Oh, yes. Higher taxes on the wealthy are most definitely class warfare. I can't even count how many wealthy people have died from having to take home a few million less.

  • Corporations ARE people. That's why all the people who have ever owned a corporation are due in court to be tried for slavery.

  • Thumbs up if you want guitar lessons from Biden.

  • Wait a minute. It just occurred to me, with Kim Jong Il dead, does this mean Batman will have to be recast?

  • I took Biden's class and after showing up 20 minutes late, all he taught me were a few lame chords.

  • Lol@ sheep like video play

  • damn, no wonder all them asians got jobs! they all just get hired to do stupid stuff like dress up in coordinating outfits and do tha hokey pokey all day.

  • Only the onion can get me to laugh BEFORE the video even starts. Title is hilarious.

  • After putting out a video saying my state (Arizona) is full of nut jobs shooting people because of "lax gun laws", when Phoenix's gun crime rate is lower than LA's (Which has very tough gun laws); and mocking both GOP candidates who have a chance of winning delegate-wise in a single video, I'm kind of glad you don't get a cent in ad profits from my views.

    Thanks for the occasional funny video, though.

  • @Tezcatlepocatl Harden the fuck up.

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  • @Tezcatlepocatl

    Resorting to making fun of someone's interests in video games? It seems you can only take a joke when it's made about the other side, but not on your own.

  • @guibin

    I've never seen The Onion make fun of how gun-free zones pushed by idiot politicians aren't any more effective than making a whole country a crime-free zone would be.

    My problem is not that they make fun of my side, but that they don't also make fun of the other when it's just as easy to mock. Go ahead and look for an Onion video supporting a pro-gun position. You won't find it.

  • @Tezcatlepocatl because there is no pro-gun position.....

  • @TheLuckySaGe

    Guess you missed my last post. All you anti-gun people who have never been in a situation where you wished you had a gun, but you didn't because your government stops you from having them while the criminals do and use them to kill people you care about can go fuck yourselves.

    Gun bans means criminals who ignore the ban are free to kill you and your family. I know that too well. Wise up.

  • @Tezcatlepocatl yes, because that is what happens in counties where you're not allowed to have guns. Like in mine. Every year there is someone getting shot.

  • @Tezcatlepocatl stop crying

  • @TrojansFrightOn LOL I've never heard this before. Bet Tez is going to be so mad when he reads that!!!

  • @TheSteveMo so was your mother

  • @Tezcatlepocatl Really? How pathetic.

  • Impulse response. Really didn't appreciate being called a softy for defending my right to bear arms in the U.S., which I didn't have in my home country to use against criminals who took a family member from me. Anti-gun politicians would have people go through the same here.

    The Onion lost my respect today.