Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas Special

[poncholol411]

why do u want a bunch of women who never sinnned and you sin 24-7?? SERIUSLY!!

[911qwertypoi]

"thanks for dressing like crap for my show" he said that cause the guitar guy is wearing a brown shirt. lol

[ozzy12qq]

Soo funny!xD

[MrQwertzuiop12345]

2:23 --> Jingle-Bombs-Button

[rtd77400]

Or iiiii kiiiiilllll YOOOOOUU

[RmurredDrake]

um ok so anyone know what that theme is guitar guy plays to piss off achmed at the beggining

[Iwaki96]

you racist bastard! you think thats what I like? lol

[Asbtcs]

i <3 acmed

[iREV76]

Synyster's dad ! :D

[partygirl21899]

xD funnnnnnnnayyyyy

[teehee979]

love it bitches

[tarik972]

the guy that plays the guitar is the father of the lead guitarist (synster gates) from a7x

[leonardnimoylover1]

"i kill you"!!

classic

[leonardnimoylover1]

'every time i cough.....thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off''

XD ha ha!!!!

[boomboom9373]

ha ha you know tht xbox game guitar hero?I kick ur ass *plays epic tune* OK..maybe at Halo.. lol

[66punkrocker]

Papa Gates !! (^_^)

[Thecolorblinds3]

he predict the future at when he said ur military shot me dead

[MissieHendrix]

He don' know he does drugs.

[emchevy2011]

i love 1:33

[paulxxx63]

@emchevy2011 i like it to

[pokergirl58]

i love achmed

[predator1734]

silance i kill u racist bastards

[LovinGal69]

It's Synyster Gates's daddy!

[Saladin4747]

SILENCE night xD

[Noble1271]

Lol in a dif episode jeff says " well did he say they were female virgins" achmed says "oh shit"

[PaulCabraljr]

papa gates ftw!

[HOTMEXICAN71]

Thats when i got shot in the ass by the us military!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

[HOTMEXICAN71]

Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs I think i got Screw!!!!

[Raylockthehellion]

ok mabey in halo... well i kick YOUR ass in halo...

[Tyler11127]

silenc!!! night

[HaydenTan98]

"U RACIST BASTARD!!"........."u know that xbox game guitar hero,haha i kick ur ass!" haha so funny

[natalee100122]

XD OH HOLY CRAP , SILENCE! NIGHT, JINGLE BOMBS!! I NO WAT IM GOING TO SING IF I EVER GO CHRISTMAS CAROLING

[omellbin]

28 people do not understand english

[johnboatracefan]

my nuts keep falling off

[Nuparunewtoa]

Achmed:hey u know that xbox guitar hero i kick your ass

Guitar guy:(plays guitar)

Achmed:ok maybe at halo

[183HirakyTanker]

UUUGHHHH,,,,, be quiet!

[Mra7xfan22]

sysnyster gates dad:DDDDD

[A7Xmcj36]

Papa Gates FTW!!

[Beatles4ever9]

i know that song by heart

[TheArizonaCrocodile]

ha ha ha Bin Laden isn't coming to town anymore

[ilyasraza21]

@TheArizonaCrocodile haha!! good one lol

[TheArizonaCrocodile]

@ilyasraza21 thanks :D

[kenneth01219]

quit looking u perverts

[kenneth01219]

bin landian is coming to town lies he is dead

[TheGod0071]

3:08 where are all the virgins that Bid Laden promised me?

U WONT GET THEM BECAUSE HE IS DEAD :DDDDDDDD

[minus489]

0:51 achmed says dikarguy xD

[DCSK8TER0216]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kathycastle15]

im going to marry achmed someday

[kesstyest]

guitar guy FTW!

[BeholderGuard]

/watch?v=hdJcxfhqRlg

[AkiChanKawaii123]

holy crrrap!!! i Crrap myelf from laughing!! XD

[DCMACollectives]

papa gates is so damn awesome. I LOVE UR SON BY THE WAY PAPA GATES!!! I WANNA MARRY HIM! (hey its a rockin girls fantasy. :p) haha and i love ur amazing talent jeff. very awesome indeed. :)

[reaper12126]

27 people got shot in the ass by the US military

[AutysaurandCo]

i laugh at papa gates laughing.

[Djzsoltee007]

Hatalmas.... :) Awsome...:)

[coolalex111]

if any of u listen to Avegend Sevenfold u should know who guitar guy is.

if u dont. its Brian Haner Sr. THE FATHER OF AVENGED SEVENFOLD GUITARIST SYNYSTER GATES AKA BRIAN HANER JR.

[comedianpunisher]

27 ppl are racist bastard who have been shot in the ass by the us military

[DoodleN4zi]

you RACIST



[Strudelkoft]

Hey you know that xbox game guitar hero? haha i kick your ass. (plays awesome chord) ok maybe at halo XD

[teddyxbear213]

@Strudelkoft it was just a fast lick

[MrJuggalo94]

1:27 nice

[Shadowlover4life]

I like the little dance the guitar guy does as he's playing

[justjacksca]

where are all the virgins that vinlatan me.i used to be a man but every time i coughed thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling offf!!

you racist bastard!!!!!!!!!!

[justjacksca]

anyone who doesnt like achmed is a racist bastard!!!!! 

you racist bastards!!!!!!!!!!@!

[justjacksca]

that sounded like a car wreck. do that again ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you got it do that agian ohhh ohhhhhh ohh

[CircaWillSurvive]

thanks for dressing like crap for my show. I lol'd hard

[codenamevengeance]

26 people got killed off in an act of suicide bombing perpetrated by an unknown man. the police investigation revealed that it was done by a suicide bomber presumed dead. or wait..he already is.

[SuperPeaceful21]

Silence!...... night

You Rassist bastard!

[SuperPeaceful21]

Silence!...... night

[marcelrotgans]

you tube sucks

[TheRagekill]

@marcelrotgans then dont be at youtube, its easy

[TheRagekill]

@marcelrotgans then dont be on youtube, its easy

[sucka54]

@marcelrotgans how does youtube suck?! o.O

[rosiecheer99]

wrong 26 FANS dont like it

[951AvengedSevenfold]

Haha comedy haha but I was watching the making of afterlife by avenged sevenfold and I saw a comment that said to watch this video bc Synyster Gates dad played , so I watched it haha

[Jaden13Yuki]

The other 1041 wanna a shot in hes ass

[Jaden13Yuki]

26 poeple already have a shot in his ass

[A7Xwarrior462]

Synyster Gates dad FTW :D LOL

[girrloveshim42]

256 Racist Faqqs Dont Knoww It But They Do Drugs xD

[pyrobocaj08]

just because they dislike the vid doesnt mean theyre racist or fags guys.... just means they didnt enjoy this and dont like good comedy

[wtfpsicho007]

25 racist bastards !!!

[KylieKiwi1234]

"That's when I got shot in the ass by the US military" xD

[pinoy102634]

25 people got their balls kicked by Uncle Sam.

[MegaCool3000]

racist bastard

[nandinhotuga]

Merry Christmas!! Feliz Natal! Feliz navidad! Gezur Krislinjden! Frohe Weihnacht! Merii Kurisumasu! Buon Natale! Srozhdestvom Kristovym! Kala Christougena!

A little culture to you!! :D Um bocado de cultura para vocês!

[InGamer1]

1:22 "he dont know, he does drugs" rolled on floor laughter my ass of

[SUP3RSunglassDude712]

hahahaha lol SILENCE night, and JINGLE BOMBS!!!!! lol

[jake66000]

Screw you its Merry Christmas!

[maisymair]

"Oh holy crap I think I blew my foot off!" LMAO

[BALAJANDREI1]

Merry Christmas again!

[PuppyLove1105]

sing this on an airplane see wat happenes XDD

[josejg14]

"okay maybe at halo" hahaha ((:

[RulerOfCali]

wow

werd

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

24 people have no sence of humor

[kobaka1990]

almos christmas :) (sun) nope maybe (snow) :D:D

[watchyoucrawl]

the guitar guy is syn gates/brian haner jr's dad

[Slovenia7659]

lmao!

[tjsrocks1995]

SILENCE!!!! night, it's funny how Achmed says that.

[tacticalboi]

for synyster gates dad he looks very young

[herpo14292]

@craig12337 well said! Apart from this one. He is freekin funny.

[bunnyboy123100]

My guitar do drugs, who am I?

Oh, Jingle Bombs.

I got through chekpoint A, but not throught checkpoint B, thats when I got shot in the ass by thhe U.S. military.

[aceman4564564]

SILENCE night

[JordzXDProductionZz]

Brian haner senior is on this aka (guitar guy) lol we want synyster now !!!!!

[treyflixable]

@Kan854 its SILENCE night

[Kan854]

SILENT night.

[Jenand444]

I would so let Achmed fuck me! LOL!

[punkbarrel]

I KNEW IT SYN'S DAD!

[hanishaNahuii31]

brian haner is syn?

[kelldarkheart]

@hanishaNahuii31

Syn is Brian Haner JR

Guitar Guy is Brian Haner SR

[hanishaNahuii31]

@kelldarkheart uh-huh.I know it's syn's dad but my friend won't believe me.thanks anyway ;)

[PrankedyaTV]

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrenchFriesFlash]

lol

[ghostnappa1000]

i kicked ass in halo

[seandre69000]

the guitar guy is synyster gates dad!!!

[kelldarkheart]

@seandre69000 They need to have Guitar Guy Jr come out ;) xDD

[wolvenmoon91]

If you're irriated with Achmed, would it be ok to go up to him and say "Hey, buddy, I've got a bone to pick with you." ?

[dwh56595]

@DangerCI123

Did that kid have youtube acount? xD

[mees462]

@dwh56595

I think she had, and i think that channel is "DangerCL123"

I know we need to ignore those stupid posts >.>

[GoSysBjerre]

lol i love 'jingle bombs' lol

[a1a1416]

that was so funny

[ben3b229]

this is just so funny 

[ouendan77]

Achmed: OK, let's see what you got, guitar guy.

Guitar guy: (Plays theme)

Achmed: You racist bastard!

[TLCESARE]

@ouendan77 what s the name of the theme he played

[ouendan77]

@TLCESARE i dunno its some sorta electric guitar riff.

[maniostei]

BIN LADEN IS COMING TO TOWN

[ABK1325]

Synyster Gates dad ftw!

[snapsgehaps]

Wierd that achmed celebrate christmas...

[left4deadfan174]

hello guitar guy oh and thanks for dressing like crap for my show so sad haha he dont know he does drugs :P

[demonofthefullmoon]

go Achmed! ^0^

[SONICTHEWEREHOG1000]

Achmed The Dead Terrorist is the best! :D

[TheMickyist]

God, I love Achmed :D

[MissVioletCat]

I have a song for you Achmed:

Jingle Bells,

Achmed Smells,

He doesnt have skin,

And because of that, I will do something to you!

[treyflixable]

23 fags dont like this vid! thumbs up if u agree there fags!

[Porojukaha]

@treyflixable no silly. theyre terrorists. They are offended that Achmed didnt get a remote detonating sleigh for christmas.

[rllatl]

Banladen is comming to town, O holy crap!!

[Flohaug81]

*l*they should made a cd with those christmas carrols*rotfl*just for the kicks

[BFMVFan1020]

thats synyster gates

[A7Xwarrior462]

@BFMVFan1020 nahh its syn's dad

[maddog4261]

WTF WHERE ARE MY VIRGINS!?!?!?!

[RedneckMarksman]

"i use to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off" that would suck :-p

[stupidmonkey162]

MAYBE HALO



[redhawkj1]

that sounds like a car wreck do that again

[Joaco90]

it's not FUNNY!!!

[beanablue23]

@Joaco90 :

why is this worl famous comedian not funny please tell me

[narutoakatsukigirl]

Brian Haner's Synyster Gate's ( Avenged Sevenfold <3) Father XD

[kurapika2124]

Love It!!! " Where are all the virgins That Bin laden Promise me" lol

[WickedWolverine]

hahahaha

[DrBlork]

I love the part OOOOOOH HOLY CRAAAAP, but my friend is a REAL fan of it.

[monstertruck140]

JINGLE BOMBS

[shuttle293]

does some got those guitar tabs i wanna learn the first rasist part its fucking funny XD

[xxgamesmoddagamesxx]

"you know the Xbox game Guitar hero?"

"yes"

"i kick your ass"

*plays soloish thing*

"okay maybe at halo"

XD =þ funniest thing ever

[supergirl3100]

LOL!!!!!

[nikat0000]

this is sooo FUNNY! :D

[wrwwe0]

yea maybe at halo if you don't blow yourself up, or get shot in your ass! lol XD

[dust169]

lol

[sajee232]

lol checkpoint b i got shot in the ass by the us milatary!

[sajee232]

lol halo

[luisvalencia99]

that is awsome.

[MontanaIceDragon]

Silence! night

Lol!! LUUUUUV it!! ^^

[kk160241]

this some funny stuff

[Selithein]

where are all the virgins that bin ladden promised meeeee?

[wrwwe0]

@Selithein At a world of warcraft convention

:)

[PSPHACKZNGAMES]

@Selithein their up my ass

[ForeverNever1317]

ooooohhhhh.... (laughing) ...be quiet.

[929arenivas]

oh holy carp i think i pulled my foot off

[dbomb06]

lllllllooooooooooollllllllllll­lll!

[Spezza149]

kinda racist..but funny, i guess

[jxDlol]

lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[insanechickens]

what is tht first guitar part he does the rasist one

[Shaziaaful]

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lorenab11]

OmG! so lol ! hahaha i love this

[redguyver14]

it was sooooooo funny

=)

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[DangerousMusicProd]

is the guitar guy jeffs brother they look very alike

[evilgun91]

Guitar Guy is Brian Haner; another comedian. and father of Synyster Gates (aka: Brian Haner Jr.) of Avenged Sevenfold.