How To Be Popular

[NekiiFTW]

I don't think I want to be popular, to be honest. People are draining.

[TheZombo66]

Aww i like the patato

[ajaxfitch]

Wtf

[joshster182]

How to be POPYULA.... HAHAHA

[MetalFanx2000]

I'm still unpopular :( is that becuse I eat my friends?

[SK7SK7ps3]

cool in two months ill have 20 fruits for friends

[PetshopGarettt]

Savvy of popular lps should watch this cuz she starves herself!!!!

[poetlorryit]

This doesnt work if you look like the male version of Myra Hindley like I do. People want to kill me with fire before Ive spoken a word and I have to work really hard to get just to get people to tolerate me. I wouldnt even fit in with Emo's.

[PetshopGarettt]

@poetlorryit i'm sure you are fantastic!!!!!!! <3

[Nitrogen6669]

lololololololol........

[LeinadNesterbegne]

@teddybearme100 They take advangage of their looks.

[devilgirl32]

i think this video is really scary

[Derpdederp200]

@TheKNUCKS42 NOPE

[RTRVII]

be nice? Thats a very direct way in losing respect

[datlancboi018]

@RTRVII Thats a misconception made by many. The thing about being nice is you have to know how to do it in a genuine manner and not in a way that screams HEY I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME AND WANT YOUR APPROVAL. Most people who try to be nice give off that kind of vibe they come off as a pushover and unconfident. You have to learn that balance thats what everything is about, balance.

[lpschannel100]

this is NOT how you become popular at all

[DD9338]

you're an apple.

[486693]

i dunno why but im laughing throughout the whole thing

[lulster1]

38 People are canrnivores/

[xxmckeown14xx]

Haha! LOL at the cucumber in 2:20 :P

[skatearmen]

How to be popular? Dont watch this vid! also be a white kid that says nigger alot

[skatearmen]

How to be popular? Dont watch this vid! also be a white kid that says nigger alot

[16Pancakes]

Awww this is sooo cute

[keirownzu]

37 people are carnviores

[beautifulace100]

i love this it's so funny that they use veggies to portray a regular teen life. it's really good and to the point and can really help. to some people it's easer to see veggies instead of people because when we see people we judge them, but who can judge a veggie? It's short and too the point i give it two thumbs up!

[VeronicaBrasten]

I like the video and some of your other ones too. Good stuff.

[PReTTySCuLLkaNDY]

Carrots are waayyyy cooler than broccoli ...

[xxBAMSTERxx]

get out into the real world...fjkligdjdfnby im scared

[SetchyJoe]

Those are the most adorable parsnips.

[Xquietgirlxify]

I tried being myself...

it failed :L

[rgiri77]

@Xquietgirlxify Great Rob Newman line: 'My friends always tell me to be myself. I did and now they hate me' :)

[Xquietgirlxify]

@rgiri77 yeah :L

[rgiri77]

@Xquietgirlxify My favourite lyrics are from BtMI 'Big Plans of Sleeping in' 'When we rejoin the public, we'll laugh at everyone.

Chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries.

They're all fucking suckers, I'm done with everyone.

'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me'.

Got that going on with a friend of mine. We talk about impt people in our life who we can't trust & how it similarly fucks us up. It's reassuring & making us grow. Socialising can be overrated.

[rgiri77]

@Xquietgirlxify Couldn't find the Rob Newman quote on youtube. But found this really 'dark' sketch I think you'd dig. Youtube ID 3xAIKxNvh2o

[FarmGiraffe]

post a naked vlog on youtube and you'll be really popular :D It works :D

[nigawilliamdawson]

Step 1. Be nice.

Step 2. Be yourself. But I'm not a nice person. D:

[MwaMwaProductions]

@nigawilliamdawson well then be some one your not.

[lukeyloony]

Wow this really worked for me. Now I've got 2 carrot friends and I think this lettuce fancies me.

[fattynatty1000]

@lukeyloony LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pcd80027]

@lukeyloony Hahaha

[Akirasmoo162]

Wow, I was expecting a funny sarcastic video, but this was actually a pleasent suprise

[mobestgaming]

@bekaktuser (neither are you a carrot)

[YumeNK]

On a scale of intelligence ranging from -100 to 100 . The potato is at 0. But some people posting here goes into negative side. lol

[drafoxca]

i wonder what it would be like to be a potato

[HackersOfComputers]

@bekaktuser same here bro....

[schmertz99]

wat de fuck a potato stupid ass wtf is this this dosent wirk my friend tried it

[HackersOfComputers]

@bekaktuser he didnt say this method only work for potatoes! get your facts straight!

[GODof123WAR]

spud is FUCKING ugly

[yza005]

@bekaktuser ahahahah!!! :)))

[charleem]

LOL get out more, I think the video maker should follow this!

[kateduquesnay]

What if you're human?

[irishfigroll]

1:16 HIPSTER BROCOLI!!!

[munozboy13]

i was laughing the whole time haha

[GIbbleBubble]

No one likes a couch potato ;P

[hhhwebkinz]

i didn't think i was a vegetable...Lol

[sillyturtle02]

Not true. Be yourself if you want to find true friendship, not popularity. You must be a faker, and be on everyone's good side even if it means being against your own values for people to like you.

[TheSydneyVictoria]

I'm not a potato.

[xleax]

Being popular is like an erection - it was good while it lasted

[AnimeRoxorz13]

29 people are unpopular potaotes

[SuperrSpecialAwesome]

LOL THIS WAS HILARIOUS! :D

[LoneSWarrior]

I do all of this. I'm the lonliest damn guy I could find. :(

I move too much.

[jawaheria1]

y in fuck's name am i watching this?! im popular and i've looked in the bloody mirror. i don't think i look like a motherfucken potato... and i don't think i want carrots and celery as my friends...

[lennygel666]

@jawaheria1 what... since when are weaboo faggots popular?

[jawaheria1]

@lennygel666 and OMG! cow shit speaks?!? wait, in this case, TYPES?! WOOOW and fyi i cant be a faggot if im a girl faggots are gay people. not an insult. i don't think you knew that. Bye, shit!

[lennygel666]

@jawaheria1 right... by looking at the way you type and looking at your insults and arguments, I'm going to assume that you are 12 years old

now have a good day, weaboo

[jawaheria1]

@lennygel666 you. are stupid. just because u type like a useless geek doesn't mean ur old. fuck off.

[iLovezcupcakes14]

i love cupcakes!

[xoxStayBeautiful]

what the hell am i watching ?

[YajuuHitoya]

I think it's amazing how I barely do any of these steps, and I'm the loner at school... I guess the video works.

[Gamerwolf2009]

real... life? real? life?

[toxic9011]

Post masturbation videos on internet and people all over around the world will talk for you everyday!

[anonymousQ45]

@toxic9011 not me i just got all my accounts blocked lol

[PurePessimism]

I'm a potato :/

[x0xoDanIeLlEx0xo]

LOLGASM!!!!!This is so funny!!!!

[rogerhardstyle82]

LEONYDIS

[Pancakeface117]

Well this sucks, im naturally like that all the time and alot of people still treat me like shit

[roskipolski]

@Pancakeface117 just keep positive and good things will come your way.

[Pancakeface117]

@roskipolski Oh how i wish that was true. But thanks.

[roskipolski]

@Pancakeface117 positive feelings create positive results, sounds stupid but try it :-)

[Ninja1Ninja2]

@Pancakeface117 Because, you just hang around douches.

[BNAG1019]

Its because im a potatoe isnt it!?

[LaurenForever234]

There are other people to talk to then the popular group! God I know its hard being the loner, take it from someone who's been there (me), and if all the people at school aren't up to par, then just don't care. If you know you are more mature than the rest of them, then you don't need them if they don't except you. Excel in school. I was once the loner but I got straight A's but I hated being alone, once I got friends my grades plummeted. If you can only handle one I'm telling you now, ch

[creepymeeper]

lol

[asdasdasd730]

fuck you adverdisement!

[1992steffan]

this sucks bawls just be yourselfe

[sporemisio]

i do that all the time and what i FAIL AT School!!! I SUCK! I GIVE UP (PUTS A KNIFE THROUGH HEART)

[VegMeatP]

@sporemisio

Either get home schooled

Or go get a counsellor to help you.

[XxCassieAngelxX]

I hate being shy :(

[SH342]

@XxCassieAngelxX me too :'(

[sm00veb0y]

i want to be a friend of that potatoe

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Friend! Who needs 'em! All they do is drink the beer from your fridge!

[donai10]

just have a sence of humorr and be nice to every one

[godbrothers10]

Uh Doud this sucks

[Timeline15]

omg i learned from those 2 minutes more then from 5 years of my life

thnx

[legal040]

How can I act nice if I be myself?!... Tard....

[TheQueerGiraffe]

The popular kids in my house: OMG MOVE! OMG LETS TAKE A PICTURE WHILE STANDING UP IN THE BUS! OMG IM SO FAATTT!!! -is 25 pounds- OMG I just dont like alot of popular people today.

[fartedonyourface]

I'd love to be friends with those guys!Well with the exception of the courgette...he's just a geek!!

[PinkRckstar]

Yeah how u become popular when you r 5

[maxbooyaka619]

Young people these days just don't act nice to anyone they think of as uncool. I'm 14, try to act nice, am generous and stuff, yet people don't like me.

The last step: Don't give a shit about people's opinions.

[gloopshin]

As much as a simple guide to popularity sounds cool it just dosen't work.

[Beamfortrress]

omg this video doesnt work since 2010 because ppl's minds have changed massively, now ppl nowadays are fucking sarcastic and indifferent

[MovieMonster9]

I have ADD, any tips to help me actuly make eye contact?

[remotecontrolaholic]

problem is, there anren't any other people in my school who are ANYTHING like me

[maxbooyaka619]

@remotecontrolaholic School is the home for bitches and young delinquents. You and I are one of those few exceptions. Kids these days don't know how to be nice. =/

[TheWrongLefty]

This is like veggie tales...

From HELL.

[jj1x0]

if i was myself, my school wouldnt have nice people or teachers LOL

[PirateKing1256]

Ask chris crocker.

[Davisawwrr]

if i was myself, there would be a knife in my back guaranteed.

[Cod4Master9243]

If I been myself I would kill everyone lolz

[GreeceOTOT]

people say this is stupid, but this is not how to be popular, this is how to naturally make more friends, which is better than being popular

[daoquynh29]

Popular is for sluts ,whore, hoe,.. I Swears in my school all the popular chicks is slut

[Myswaggification]

at my school but all u got to do is suck a couple of dicks

[eupogia]

Not true stuff here

[kiddiecute]

my generation of social like suck hobo ass. you have to be a total slut and a crazy person to be popular.

[pixiepoxify]

in reality, your valued by your looks.

[PerfectPrettyMe]

youtube.com/watch?v=AKtXTrAyLP­w this rlly helps too(:

[shadowoflight022]

Now everyone will like me and be my friend because i watched this youtube video.

[ShaweBlessed]

step 3 is kinda targeted at hipsters

[Eidolin]

come on guys, this was so freaking cute.

[xoshoppingloverxo]

this is stupid .

[BDRioga]

Being popular means being like everyone else... I used to be popular but I rather be myself.

[browncloudz]

Just buy fruits and you'll be cool.

[shredhead667]

When did these stop being funny, and anyway to be popular act like a right cunt to anyone who's different and make jokes at their expense if your jokes are funny people will like you, either or be fucking nails a intimidate everyone till they kiss your arse, thats how to be popular. being a stereotype helps too.

[scruffscute11]

oh great now i have to become a potato to become popular

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

giving? please. a friend is someone who shares and umbrella. a TRUE friend is one who takes it and runs away while screaming "BETTER CATCH ME BITCH!"

[Hipboy125]

why is one of these not a cucumber, but a dildo?

[fuzzyshihtzus]

as long as i have my 200+ friends on facebook, i'm o.k.

[IronManHaWk123]

wat if im intrested in ps3?

[EmericaShoes0]

@IronManHaWk123 same

[huntersubsub]

ty sooo much i have 750 friends now well really 750 1/3

[MufcAnts]

being yourself doesnt always work... what if people dont like you for who you are? then you need to act someone you are not.

[IntoMyEternity]

I'm sorry Mr. VideoJug...but I'm not a patato

[davidrodgersNJ]

OK, so I get how to be a popular vegetable, but how do I become popular as, like, a human?

[mrsberrycool]

This video was the cuteness!! :D

[stupitlovey]

this video is adorable!

[jhovyjhov]

muddy buddy!

[MidnaLoveLinkforever]

-.- Almost everyone on here is saying how that's not how real life works. But it DOES work like that sometimes. If you throw away reputations and don't give a shit about what people think, you'll find yourself with friends and be happy. Yeah, there's still the 'popular' bitches but you know what? They'll be pregnant by sixteen while you'll be getting scholars.

[Eatmytihs]

we shall just be vegetables then.

[AgentFarhan016]

1:45 - 1:48 HOW DOES HE TYPE!!!!!!?????

[joaopalin]

NICE TUTORIAL!!!! FOR VEGETABLES!!!

thats not how real live is... real live is a bit more dificult...

[ayanneACKLES]

people arent always so accepting

maybe vegetables

but not people

[Laeriekoek]

I see the comments aren't very positive, but I like the part of keeping your friends.

[iotubi26]

all the people i know are just a bunch of wannabe gangsters that rob raps from youtube

[ilikeurshirt95]

lol i do all tht except going out lol

and no one knows my name :(

[xThexAnimexLoverx]

if I start acting my self everyone will hate me....

[Bladevampirek]

Nice Video!

[monkeygurl4321]

So u saying if i was a potato with a toothpick umbrella shoved in my brains i would be popular??

[suit1337]

@monkeygurl4321

at least if you want to date apium, cucumbers and parsnips :p

[flappydad]

@monkeygurl4321 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[allison505111]

im a crazy person... and i have a lot of friends.... hahaha

[payapesic]

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[pinkletter100]

WTF! does potatos,carrots and celery have to do with being popular. at my school

all the kids their want to be fucking emo and if your not you'll be hated.

[lmmonster]

@pinkletter100

Welcome to America's youth.

[zzip101]

i feel like everyone is like the carrots and iam the potato and there are no other potatos :(

[Bladevampirek]

@zzip101 lol i see what you mean seems like that sometimes

[UKBEE]

Outside? Away from the internet? Fuck that, I'd rather become a bags of chips.

[SeCyPiE]

@UKBEE Well said.

[fit4aboaz]

this was boring

[NonZeroPossibility08]

really good video

[pandaspaztic]

ok is that a potato or wat...lol

[ravenheir89]

this is cute...for a moment i thought they were real...

[C0DESUB]

this is funny lol

[thiefshill]

I WANNA BE THOSE COOL GLASS VEGS

[ShawnIsSoAwesome]

lol that video just made me hungry

[fiekerd]

that was fun :')

[epitaphgiraffe]

I WANNA E A CARROT TOO!!!

[gomilev]

this is made really cool

[wildbloodydragon]

So true...too bad I can't stop being a total asshole to everyone around me. lol.

[ranmalz]

@wildbloodydragon Same Here LOL

[kassem435]

i also act the same way and i know why LOOL

[bakuDude9]

THIS IS HOW TO BE GAY

[fwaaalex]

spud should b a fat shit....

[dougiewhite778]

Im not racist or anything but I find cauliflowes to be the best mates, Lemons can be incredably bitchy.