food glorious food

[Plottoberry]

I laughed so hard xD

[Haarudesu]

You're gonna make how I feel about food adverts differently (In a good way) PS: 200th comment :)

[BreChristie]

John Green? Nerdfighter? DFTBA!!!!!

[BubbleGothx]

oh my god lex i have that same bookcase in the background.

[thesirloinsteak]

I also don't like anyone touching my food...

[brooklynRAAGE]

Do you ever get rid of bottles of alcohol...? #malibustillsittingthere

[TardisWithAScar]

I don't think automated steel, ever sounded so tense D:

[crazycupcakes221]

a jug of fruity toddler blood my fav part of the video made me laugh

[SilverLocket95]

I'm actually in love with your videos your funny without trying it's brilliant! x

[redhotchillirock]

I see harry potter books in the background. WIN.

[HeartAndSoulGirl]

Oliver reference, lol.

[iLikeCookie88]

Why do you respond to EVERYTHING by saying it made you sick and throw up in your mouth?? It's really annoying

[brooklynRAAGE]

I see that Malibu ;)

[Thevalleyoftar]

One of my favorite videos of yours.

[SunShineNotAvailable]

Brillantly funny video and Guitar Girl book on the shelf behind you!

I was OBSESSED with that book! Convinced I was gonna become the next Molly!

[seetheeskimo]

'fruity toddler blood' i actually lol'ed

[deathis4]

Love your comedy

[DorisAndDave]

lol :)

[totallytrucks]

There was a citrus war on Facebook recently.

[londonadienninja5638]

I so agree with you on that one.

[BleahPerson]

@PenguinKissesx Yup. That's the one. :D

[000Alanna000]

Gutauir Girl book in the background!

[NoNickNoKick]

I want a clone of her for my Christmas!!!

[xXjessiexnimXx]

fruity toddler blood,,,,, RIGHT. i want some robinson's XD

[Miike183]

:O I have the same phone as you !!

BTW I saw you at Stickaid in Leicester Square. Woo :D

[12345beep1]

You hot

[BleahPerson]

In America, there is actually a cereal commercial in which they make the two pieces of cereal animated and friends with each other...until one piece eats the other.

Cereal cannibalism, that's gonna make me want that cereal.

[YourFreakiinFace]

''Fruity toddler blood''

:')

[LouiseIsNotListening]

The ribena one makes me so sad. I was watching tv with my friends and they all seemed pretty suprised when I suddenly yelled "NOOOOO! NOOO LITTLE BERRIES!!! YOU DON'T KNOW OF THE FATE THAT IS ABOUT TO BEFAAAALL YOU!!!!" Its just so trajic :'(

[dario8needshelpio8]

@LouiseIsNotListening thats pretty cute ;)

[SnoWhiteSally]

LMAO the advert thing gets me to, especially the Ribena advert. Those poor little berries :(

[b4kristo]

fuck, some dirty fat hippo, lmao

[Louweaseee]

Have you seen the adverts for winegums that are on at the moment?!

That moose gives me nightmares o.O

[ManicHadAll]

@Louweaseee That has got to be the creepiest ad ever, its just so weird and wrong

[CharlieEed]

I always think the exact same thing about the ribena advert. Baby berries heading for slaughter?! Fun.

[Mikalino13]

Haha, so true. Another oddly common and highly distrubing tactic used by food advertisers involves food cannibalism. Like they're trying to say that the food is so good it even try to eat others of its kind.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch has had quite frightening commercials to this effect out lately.

[gawgious]

Loools, :) x

[xdazamx]

lol gang warfare, toddler blood great!

[lidiluvu]

I have several delight examples

1.)creepy food commercial where it's like "inside" the drink or whatever and all of these different sized sea creatures are gulping each other up.

2.) cinamon toast crunch commercials where the different peices are just bound to end up eating or punching holes through one another with their tongues.

3.) the side of a truck for some restraunt with a picture of a cartoon pig with a little text bubble saying something about "this little piggy has pulled pork".

[ShesNobodysFool]

Okay, you just gave me face ache. I have never laughed so much at a Youtube video.

Now whenever I think of Cocopops, I think of Hippo's, and my friends think I'm losing it.

They just don't understand the tyrannosauruslexxx!

[SmileyFerretFace]

I hate the co-co pops advert and the digestive biscuit ad too :/

The rest I actually think are kind of awesome xD

[IQuiteLikeJelly]

Fruity toddler blood..Yum :L

[OhsoKatlike]

Fruity toddler blood. :L

[hannahtsh]

i thought i was the only one who was put off shreddies.

[Gethazzor3]

The frosties advert with that kid that's way too ecstatic about his big lion friend, singing a song that doesn't make any sence because every scentence rhymes.

[ThatRomantic]

have you seen the fish fingers advert... that's just plain disturbing!

Romantic

[IamThePOND]

I'm gonna level with yah I thought you said "fap with the blinds" first time round. I always thought the ribena advert was fucked up like what lie have they been raised with to make them want to jump in the blender? Have they been told that the blender is a spaceship that will take them to the promised land and how the flip would they work a blender let alone a spaceship?!?! ...I think too much...

[GandhiShazny]

PRESTITUTE

[MegaMcClarey]

I think advertising in general doesnt actually tell you to buy the product. "churchill, can you save us money on car insurance?" "oh yes" "you can't believe anything he says!" alright fuck it we'll take our business elsewhere. "Hitler. can you save us money on car insurance?" "NEIN!"

[excession33]

That was hilarious and true, nicely done.

[littlemissmeany]

"because there's bread and then there's bread with knobs on" - marks and spencers

i definitely dont want knobs on my bread.

[umjustcause]

Oh my galoshes! I DO THAT! I have a whole section on funny stuff. I'm not the only strange one :)

[klowne26]

You should see the irn bru advert .. its quite shocking

[ChloehIshHere]

LOOOL when you said 'FUCK SOME DIRTY HIPPOS ARE WASHING THEIR SHIT IN MY BREAKFAST'

[dirtofthedead]

damn now i feel sorry for plants .....thank god i love dead cows and pigs

[elefantenreise]

that's not john green haha

[OOFTStuart]

huh, i never thought about that in my food. guess i won't be eating shreddies anytime soon!

[RachelMarianneShow]

Haha loved it!!! :D I have never thought about this until now..I will never look at a fruit winder or an orange in the same way...

[moolegs159]

i have that psychology text book with a dog on the front - what a dog has to do with psychology i will never know

[MMMMMMMMMAZ]

@moolegs159 and why is the dog reading about sexual selection!

[Graguigleadhair]

So they remake The Warriors, but pit lemons against limes.....and any bloodshed is just sprite.....And I still believe the oldest and most socially damaging food personification is animal crackers. Decades of parents giggling as there children proudly exclaim "I bit its head off!"

[JeSSiMKah]

im the kind of person that doesnt like anyone touching there food either its disgusting!

[ThePhilipChannel]

*you will love our range*

[ThePhilipChannel]

I think the new 'Range' advert were they have the dance group Diversity featured. The really bad part is at the end when they say 'if you like diversity you will love your range' hahaha I was like wooooooah that's filthy!!

[IDrankAmortentia]

the irn bru advert gets to the point. man tricks animals into following him, turns out to be a butcher. nice and truthful.

[sepfheiroth]

i dont eat cocoa puffs because they remind me of my cats droppings

[kritz101]

does anybody find the birds eye salmon fish finger ad really creepy as well?

it like unzips its breadcrumb bit, and its so sexual it's creepy...

[chrisjohnpat]

I think you should give stand up a go. I'm writing my set right now and there were so many things in this that I wanted to steal and make my own. You are wonderful face.

[sophalishx]

hmm do they still sell those fruit winders? 

[solvish87]

id say currently the muller advert with mary the cow running in slow mo across the beach with a guy with some sort of cow fetish building her up to the big climax of ass & teats made me gag , but yeah thank you cows for making me spit out my morning cuppa

[pumpkinkingsftw]

sara manning, jk rowling, sarah dessen NOM

[justliketheguy]

Lol the guy does actually look like him! Haha

Oh god...there are loads of adverts that are terrible once you analyse them. You picked the exact ones I'm usually cringing about! Great video though :D

[Graszood]

I have grinding stones somewhere lying around here for when I'm bored. I'm not food.

[raymondo900]

are you lights camera ashlee ?

[Chad210387]

the creme egg ads are the worst.... they're bloody suicidal, bless them!

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

hooray, youre fun

[KingBrad7500]

haah your so right....and hot.

[ElectricBlue45]

yeah the coco pops slogan 'what goes on in that bowl?' that does NOT make me want to eat the shit.

[sleepsneeze]

the rice crispies that wanna be squares as well, mate

errghh i spelt it wrong

you know, a tastier destiny awaits or something

[CloudTifaYunaTidus]

this made me pmsl. :D

[AllowLuke]

I love the filter on this video.

[SkyeWithAnE]

Malibu is gross

[searchwarranttube]

I agree with the shreddies thing, its effin disgusting, their wrinkly liver spotted pale claws touching every single bit of cereal

[NPC919]

I seem to remember there was an advert of some people chilling in a corn field, like picknicking, getting intimate and just generally being really sweet. Then the camera pans out and there's this massive fucking combine harvester plowing in their direction. I was just like "What the exact fuck are you trying to sell me. And what are you implying to make me want to but it." I can't remember if that advert was a pisstake though :P

[looozziiieee]

Most amazing adverts is inbru adverts (:

[metallikealuminium]

I'll be honest, i didn't expect the video to end on a note like that xD

[Bananaslushies]

Mmmmmm malibu rum is what I drank for my bday saturday :)

[DisfiguredUnicorn]

there's an ad next to this video saying 'could YOU be justin bieber's ideal girl?'

it's not about food, but it's pretty darn sick

[RetroPunkRockr]

love it!! i thought exactly that when i saw ribena ad, how did the festival go?? xxx

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

Oh my goodness those two at the start did look surprisingly like the vlogbrothers! hahaha weird!

As for the adverts, I agree with the last two! haha surely it would NOT want to be eaten. Silly, silly.

[AnAbundanceOfKathryn]

@tyrannosauruslexxx Yeah, and it didn't even look like a nice burger.

[itiselizabeth]

That Shreddies advert just scares me, it's like a sort of old people farm.

Great observations right here. :)

[IHIEIRO]

your still the cutest thing ever

[menono58]

"fruity toddler blood" oh thank you for that image,.....

[Dylz0]

the grinding in grinding stones sounds fun ;)

[TheOrignalSambampam]

asdfghjkl ahaha. yesyesyes. agree with all of it. such a good video.

[Navs1231]

THAT IS JOHN GREEN.

and as for hank- im just imagining you asking someone to show a stranger a yo yo trick so you could secretly film them...

[Kiwismoothie222]

same with cinnamon toast crunch, It has advert's were they have little cinnamon toast squares licking and eating each other in my breakfast, I don't find it appealing when my break fast are cannibals killing each other and blood squirting into my mouth, It ain't that fun.. :(

[TimmyInfinite]

"FUCK, some dirty fat hippos are washing the shit off themselves in my cereal!"

PAHAHAHAHA!

iloveyourvideos

[robinocracy]

You know almost too much about farming wheat.

[XAstoriaGreengrassX]

is that a gossip girl book on your shelf? lol

[laughingatyourface]

The best commercial I have seen so far is for McDonalds (though I hate that place in general), the commercial doesn't have shit to do with the food, but whatevz.

Its a french ad about a gay kid and hiding his sexuality from his father and stuff and it is adorable n__n

So lovely<3

[bellehamster]

that malibus been there for a long time.

[channypoo]

IM YO #1 FANNNN :D

also clive was just amazing tonight. HAHAHAHA

x

[goldrush22]

i love john and hank!

[channypoo]

ive just remembered that i created a youtube account when i was about 12 so now with a bit of 'forgot username' tech shiz, i know have access to my badly named account. yaaaay. anyways. IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. HAHAHAH im an even bigger fan than that guy who wants to write a song about you. we for goodness sake travelled to the USA on a boat together. hahah

x

[channypoo]

ive just remembered that i created a youtube account when i was about 12 so now with a bit of 'forgot username' tech shiz, i know have access to my badly named account. yaaaay. anyways. IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. HAHAHAH im an even bigger fan than that guy who wants to write a song about you. we for goodness sake travelled to the USA on a boat together. hahah

x

[channypoo]

ive just remembered that i created a youtube account when i was about 12 so now with a bit of 'forgot username' tech shiz, i know have access to my badly named account. yaaaay. anyways. IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. HAHAHAH im an even bigger fan than that guy who wants to write a song about you. we for goodness sake travelled to the USA on a boat together. hahah

x

[GracelessDementor]

Love the Harry Potter books in the back!

[DropDeadGee]

Fruity toddler blad' NOM. ;) aha. you're hilarious. 60's music fest sounds' awesome :O :]

[croppley]

OMG FRUIT WINDERS ADVERT. i used to actually hate those D;

[Xinadium]

god I HATE the nanas advert. Completely. And the fruit rollers advert ahahahhaahah good times :') And the Ribena advert, where they're all runnin- oh you're talking about that now. Adverts excite me.

[Sharleenification]

Oh you make me laugh XD

[wweleah]

lmao hippo's shit in cereal haha

[jumpy0monkey]

HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD

[jadenjak]

never thought of them like that! guess il never be able to eat/ drink any of them again XP lol

[TeaAndCake94]

You forgot about Frubes

the advert with the dancing tubes of yogurt which ask you to

"rip their heads off and suck their guts out" Nice.

[Blaze0303]

I feel the same about food adverts, I generally dislike most adverts!

[TakunC]

In america there is a cereal called Trix. And in the commercials theres always this really hungry rabbit who does whatever he can to get himself a bowl of Trix, but the greedy fat children never give him any. Its so sad.

[emovampess]

@TakunC we had one like that for the Cookie Crisp.Saddness :(

[TakunC]

@emovampess lol i know exactly what your talking about actually.

[teatothetime]

nice hp books in the background =)

[pete275]

groovy

[xxALICExx249]

When I see the hippo advert it puts me off of eating cocoa pops because I think "Oh my god, I'm eating some poor little innocent hippos!" Gosh, after watching this I'm never going to be able to eat anything without feeling guilty, all I'll see is some poor baby ribena's!

[stfugtfofgt]

This has been one of you best vlogs :)

[EverDarkened1]

haha loved it

[Frantabulous]

haha i sooo agree with u with the mcvities and ribena ads! i always thought that was a bit gross. There's something very sinister about them, they seem quite representitive of the pied piper story- luring little children in and then killing them.

[MultiWef]

ahaha



[lloydbanksfan123]

malibuuuu

[MultiWef]

really funny

[HeleneIngwar]

awesome harry potter books in the back!

[iianardo]

What hippie festival is this miss lexx? x

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@iianardo haha it was in wimbledon, just covers bands and stuff, but it was fun :)

[iianardo]

@tyrannosauruslexxx YOU'RE FUN x sometimes......

[23Prospero37]

Hilarious.

[HarleyRocks1000]

pahaha look at all the booze in the background :D

[penelope236]

ur sooo funny

[maddybleeedsrainbows]

Jealousssssyy

At how pretty you are:|

[Stephbob15]

A big jug of fruity toddler blood. LOVELY

[AnAbundanceOfKathryn]

There's a bad advert for a burger on the side of your vid.

Great video though! I agree.

[tyrannosauruslexxx]

@AnAbundanceOfKathryn burger ad?! >:[

[svefnleysi]

I've probably said this before, but you're fucking hilarious.

[maxwellmovies]

Love your video, also your hair :)

[saraxhp]

Am I the only one who had a video advert in front of this video? Not a fan...

[maxwellmovies]

@saraxhp i never had one.

[bonezjc]

....... is that a... MALIBU BOTTLE?! O__O

[monkey1milly]

lool fruity toddler blood

[NiNjAxLeMoNs]

I hate the mini wheats advert where the 4 different flavours are sitting together in the bowl of hot milk. I don't want an orgy in my breakfast thankyou perverted mini creeps.

[luna51117]

ahahaha fantastic. i completely agree about the horror of eating berries that for some reason are animate and somewhat human. it's creepy.

also, we have the same phone :)

[Bobedibee]

haha i actually love you .. you just made me crease so much :)

[megan1306]

<3 everytime i drink ribena i will think you this moment :L haa

[katewhelan]

were you near tunbridge wells last night?

[smellabell84]

That was awesome.

[ThatBeatonBoy]

lolz :D

[breyeknee]

Then there's all the other adverts too, like Cheryl Cole with her fake hair and all the mascara adverts when they're so evidently wearing fake eyelashes it's sickening.

[sepiasunrise]

I've always found that digestive one strange/disturbing too. 

[ProtonHazard]

hippo's are shitting in my cereals too :D

Chocolate taste /\./\

[GracePearl]

i always pity those ribena berries.

[yasjas12]

sorry, i was distracted by the bottle of malibu in the background. cheeky cheeky..

[peterlidster]

My worst food advert is the new M and S one where the women says " Because theres bread, and theres bread with nobs on." I don't know about you but bread with nobs on doesn't sound appetising :S

[SammyHam8]

Best. Rant. Ever.

xxx

[elphabaforever]

i thought exactly the same thing when i saw the ribena advert.

[charlottetutton]

Love you your comments are so true :)

[KateyMateyLaa]

I will never look at those adverts in the same way. No wonder sucide numbers are increasing.

[eccentricways]

"Fuck, some dirty fat hippos are washing the shit out of themselves in my cereal". I laughed so much.

[Nathizzz]

ahahaha. one of your funniest videos yet.

[HeyThereLuke]

duple gangers 

[TheBlowersdaughter92]

still havnt finished that malibu bottle?

[elefantenreise]

@TheBlowersdaughter92 she's just keeping the empty bottle i guess

[VicMorrowsGhost]

Didn't you just win Eurovision? ;)

[XxXangelXDevilXxX]

@VicMorrowsGhost Europe don't like the UK, apparently they should get over their jealousy :)