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  • this is what i think about all of the Kony stuff.

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  • O'Doyle Rules!

  • Wow...that was farve

  • I like peeing in public pools

  • This guy should moderate the republican "debates."

  • Well Omni since the rational person does his homework you'd know that not only did Obama sign a bill to end aid this cause but that the foundation in charge of the "donations" embezzled 70% of its donations and gave the other 30% directly to Uganda . Which believe me if you'd research shit instead of going off at your know-nothing mouth you'd see that they have multiple human rights controversies themselves. So I ask you to re-play the above video and apply it to yourself, because rational peop

  • Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • This comes to mind any time the Obamunist opens his idiotic tapper.

  • @lurch8406 Lol, a pony fag.

  • @lurch8406

    You spelled it wrong, you meant to say P-A-L-I-N-i-s-t.

  • @lurch8406

    and it's called a "trap", not a "tap". But I'm sure we should all continue listening to you.

  • My reaction to those against Kony 2012.

  • Does anyone know what the other person said to deserve this masterpiece ?

  • Story of my life.

  • lol I said dat to my teacher who dont teach good and he suspended me lmao

  • And my god have mercy on your cell

  • Imma just play a loop of this next time I hear Obama speak.

  • I'm just going to play this clip rather than debate conservatives from now on. They aren't worth real words and this sums up everything succinctly.

  • my reaction to my little pony

  • He should be an announcer at a Santorum debate.

  • This goes to the reply girls

  • love this movie

  • You 180 people. This video is for you!

  • This is my ringtone....and the story of my life.

  • The perfect use for this...... when your picked in a crowd to speak to obama, recite this and laugh your behind off! Bawhahahahahahahaha.

  • @eposagarcia shh, this isnt church here redneck. go park your trailer farther away from the library and stop posting on the interwebs

  • Still waiting for the right moment to use this. One day it will come in handy.

  • @Icanplaydrums do it tomorrow when debating a Romney supporter

  • @Icanplaydrums lol i'm here now cos i need to quote this on somebody lol this just perfectly sums up how i feel to a certain idiot so i came here to write the exact quote lol

  • @Icanplaydrums I just used it on a troll. XD He's a feisty one.

  • @Icanplaydrums Justin Bieber fangirls, go post it to them :P

  • @bound4earth ohh ok... but it was ment as a joke we all have fun in the class and the student thought it was hilarious

  • This will come in handy

  • haha, this vid is supposed to be a joke. It's crude humor god dammit, what is so hard to get?

  • I use this on people who try to make smart ass comments on my status.

  • I feel this way every time I hear Obama speak about how he will fix the economy.

  • @TheIntarnets oh look politics on a billy madison video, that makes sense

  • @TheIntarnets Agreed, but I think it fits comments about moonbases while the economy is in the gutter better.

  • @TheIntarnets Eh, Obama lies, but I think Romney takes the cake for the rambling incoherent response that doesn't come close to a rational thought.

  • He just got utterly shit on. O.O

  • "OMG he sed God i hate dis"

    It's a common phrase. Sheesh. Religion had nothing to do with this film. It was added for affect, showing how badly Billy screwed up with his puppy-related answer.

  • Aaaaaaaaand time to send this to everyone i know..

  • Let me get this right. Because he said 'And may god have mercy on your soul' some basement dwellers watching the video jumped on that one statement and started a religious flame war over it? Bravo you dumb fucks make atheists look even more insecure than the religious... is there a reason you couldn't just ignore it and enjoy the epic insult?

  • My reaction to any Justin Bieber song.

  • so i talked to my mom about getting a car...then she played this ;{

  • "...Vampires sparkle in the sun."

    ...Is what I said to provoke this quote.

  • haha. the beer gives them small dicks.

  • @Bound4Earth i wasnt saying anything bad about the teacher or the student if thats what your saying ( bc u used to much big words on me) but all i was really saying was that my teacher did that.... the student thought it was hillarious. but if i just said something totally out of what u were saying then comment to me again bc. and if u doo, please use smaller words for my sake

  • @Wizeguy145 The comment wasn't directed at you. It was directed at your teacher, the tool. The student may have taken it well, maybe he played along but it hurt him. I don't know, but the teacher wasn't trying to be nice with the video in the circumstance you described.

    It's similar to placing a dunce cap on someone and making them sit in the corner every time they give a wrong answer. This is a comedic movie and isn't meant to represent how normal people act in real life.

  • @Bound4Earth "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

  • Bookmarked for later use >_>

  • @Bound4Earth AMEN BROTHER!!! I mean......OHHHHHRIGHT!!!

  • @Bound4Earth James The Just, widely recognised as being the brother of Jesus, was reputed to have dreadlocks to his ankles. He was also said to never wash. Sounds like a cool guy to me. Paul was just hatin'.

  • @Conspiratardz Omg... I forgot about that guy, he got all the ladies. You're right Paul was a hater.

  • As usual, the masses are the ones that give Christianity a bad name. Don't listen to the ignorant, gullible sheep Christians. LIsten to the ones that know and understand about their own beliefs and think, as well as feel.

  • @RichardKleiner I share your frustration brother

  • @Bound4Earth

    Actually, each race portrays Jesus Christ as thier own race. Whites portray Him as white. Africans/Blacks portray Him as Black. Hispanics give Him Hispanic features, as do Asians. In the end it doesn't matter what He looked like, its His message that matters.

  • @DonCarne Well said brother

  • @DonCarne Actually, while you're correct that color means nothing and the message is what counts, Jesus was more than likely (By that I mean almost certainly) middle-eastern in appearance, particularly of Hebrew decent.

  • @DonCarne While I do agree that if you're religious it shouldn't matter what he looked like, but it obviously does. If an entire race has to change Jesus to be more acceptable to them, doesn't that show how petty they are and that they need to see the truth and just accept it? If Jesus came back tomorrow, millions of humans would try to persecute him, because he doesn't meet their preconceived notions about what they "Think" he should look like.

  • @lilphantomkilla

    You and People like you are the reasons for why humanity is held back.

  • A simple no would have worked

  • The funniest part is the dude looks like he's on the verge of tears the entire time.

  • If your watching him him burn eternally... then aren't you technically there with him?

  • The guy is sadly blinded by religion.

  • @321scully this video is for your comment.......... ignorant ass

  • @Z1000Jeff Really? You're one of those jackasses who looks for trouble. Go do something productive, you idiot.

  • Is he replying to Obama's explanation of Obamacare or something?

  • Ultimate weapon on the forums against trolls

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • @GunNlazor YOU"VE BETRAYED THE LAWWWWWW

  • @bloodtimer *violated

  • This was indeed a great insult ... up until he envoked the name of his invisible friend who lives in the sky. That right there might imply that the other guy's statement or question may well have been to doubt the existence of said fictional character.

  • @Z1000Jeff mentioning big guns up there only made it more epic... even more if you're an atheist. It makes it look like he was too stupid that it only leaves god as the last rational argument.

  • @Z1000Jeff yeah undoubtedly he was referring to you, the one who does not believe in karma or sin.... Im going to have so much fun watching you burn for eternity :)

  • @lilphantomkilla i'm not going to take the time and explain why it is better to have your own moral values instead of believing in a set of values made by a "higher" power. But i will however tell you that using a statement like "Im going to have so much fun watching you burn for eternity" means you ain't going to heaven son, so yeah sure you will have an eternity to watch us burn since you will be right there burning next to us.

  • lol what did the other guy say first?

  • LMFAO

  • this is AWESOME!

  • is he talking about the bible?

  • if i ever become a teacher, ill have this video loaded out just in case a kid says something stupid XD

  • @Im2nice14 Disrespectful.....What are you talking about? A video called "Ultimate Insult" would never ever be disrespectful.

    If you didn't catch it, that was sarcasm. Just throwing it out there, because someone surprised by the content of this video needs as much help as possible.

  • @Im2nice14 Are you one of those super puritan, politically correct, polite, neutral, protocol lover, diplomatic wankers, aren't you?

    If so, I hope this last two words cause you a massive heart attack:

    FUCK YOU.

  • @Im2nice14 not nearly as disrespectful as syrup.

  • @Im2nice14 ur mad because the video was refered to you XDDDDDDD

  • @Im2nice14 your a dumbass, if this is the most disrespectful shit you have ever heard in your like you need to get out more

  • @Im2nice14 Aaaaw, is the baby butthurt? Did the big bad internet make baby cry?

  • my dad played this to me when i told him i passed my exams :(

  • @Duros1394 Your dad is telling you to fail all of your exams. Does he want you to be 40 and still working at McDonald's like him?

  • @Bound4Earth woah dude.......chill

  • @mjcfmt1 You want me to chill. His father told him passing exams was the worst thing he's ever heard in his life.

  • My teacher played this after a kid in my class prosented his project.

  • @Wizeguy145 What is up with these garbage teachers popping up. The teaching environment should be open and understanding. When you start being a douchebag, learning becomes more limited because children will stop sharing ideas for fear of the insane jabroni up front heckling them, stifling the entire learning process.

    I'm no saint, but even I know there's a time and place for everything.

  • @Bound4Earth That's rather ignorant. I wouldn't assume that it was a child who tried hard, but failed miserably (because of the lack of motivation American children have), and wasn't instead, some punk trying to be funny, which this might, hopefully, put him in his place, so that the loud, obnoxious child would stop hampering the learning of everyone else.

  • @Bound4Earth If you're afraid of being embaressed you'll either

    A. try to seem intelligent

    B. Shut the hell up

    Great teaching enviroment considering most of the morons will drop out.

  • @sepirothfreak999 In theory that sounds great, except when the entire class stops sharing ideas, because the douche bag up front plays videos bashing you every time you do something wrong.

  • @Bound4Earth they'll stop sharing STUPID ideas. I'm all for it.

  • @Wizeguy145 Wow what an asshole. :(

  • This what I think about SOPA/PIPA

  • My reaction to every Adam Sandler movie ever made

  • when people are people on youtube, i link them to this.

  • I really need to memorize this... There are so many people that I'd love to say this to.. LOL

  • I just used this video as a response to Nikki Minaj performance at the Grammys

  • Response to my paper I'm writing right now..

  • hahahahhaaaaaa

  • My reaction to assholes on YouTube everytime

  • @Kroatowa Yeah they're everywhere here now adays especially the ones that just call everything shit, like if a new videogame comes out, a movie, television etc. that doesn't seem that bad its still shit to them. Makes me wonder by calling everything shit they literally have shit for brains sometimes, no need to think lets just call it shit because its different, you know what I mean.

  • @blades34AK ikr I wish they would just shut up sometimes but I know most of them have no life and if confronted in a fight in real life they would bitch out but people will be people we can't stop them from speaking

  • Time to memorize this.

  • I want to say this to so many people sometimes -__-

  • How ironic it is that the video being commented on can be applied to its own comment thread...religion? What the literal fuck?

  • My response to anyone who liked CN Real.

  • Little kids, please no flame wars today.

  • This is how I'm gonna break up with my girlfriends from now on

  • His face makes this perfect

  • Chuck Norris in his mortal form.

  • Instant internet fight ender.

  • @gamexmasterxfire If only...

  • Okay... a simple wrong would have been just fine but ah...

  • Hji

  • My internal commentary on Michele Bachmann.

  • My reaction to the bible...

  • This is how I feel about Fox News' claims about the Muppets being communistic.

  • @JerRocks2day They've also been underreporting Animal's success in straw polls.

  • @JerRocks2day "Communistic?" lol. I think you just mean "communist."

  • @coreywalters If I intended on saying 'communist' then I would've added an 's' at the end. Communistic is still a word.

  • @JerRocks2day Fox news never said the Muppets were communistic. They dared question the needless desire for Hollywood to have a corporate head as the villian in every fucking movie and losers like you came out to mock them for it on a video that has nothing whatsoever to do with politics. You need therapy body

  • @TheJimboman300 What is a "therapy body"? And why do you people think there is something wrong with making corporate execs the villains? EVERYONE hates them. Besides that, Hollywood still makes communist villains, which is badly outdated as well. I guess that's just another interesting thing about conservatives...

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Theres nothing wrong with corporate villians per say if they are done right. Its just been done to death and comes accross as lazy most of the time. Whats more is oftentimes there motivations make little to no sense and its difficult to see how any profit could be made from there strange evil plots. I liked the new Muppets movie too but I can't stand people mocking everyone who dares question the left wing establishment

  • @TheJimboman300 Questioning the left wing establishment is fine, but railing against it for pointing out the obvious is rather redundant, don't you think? I happen to agree that the concept has been done to death, but at the same time there aren't that many stock-villain types out there. You've got Nazis, faceless corporations, and you used to have Communists until people realized that those didn't make such good villains after the cold war. It's all about current issues.

  • @TheJimboman300 I don't think it's questioning the left wing establishment, more like making a big problem out of nothing. There are only so many standard villains to choose from, I mean it's a kids movie, how complicated could the characters possibly be? Besides, it's not like there aren't any evil or corrupt corporate people.

  • @xxMrFablexx Like I said I liked the new Muppets and didn't see any political message in the movie. The character of Tex Richman was way too silly to find a serious message out of it. However messages in kids movies are if anything more dangerous then adult entertainment since kids are far easier to manipulate. Crap like Captain Planet for example has many young adults with such a ridiculous simplistic view on environmental issues which is not helpful for anyone

  • @JerRocks2day Whoa man, calm down.  Fox News is just as valid as any blog that throws made up information out there with no sources.

  • Its over 9000

  • thats a big burn right there bro

  • What is so wonderful about this is that adjacent to it is a link to the "Miss South Carolina" video... So much sense.

  • Every time I hear a white supremacist talk, whether it's spouting off Bob Whitaker's nonsense 'mantra', or random David Duke or William L. Pierce quotes, etc. this is pretty much my usual response. Thanks Bound4Earth(p.s. fuck SOPA/PIPA =])

  • My history teacher plays this to the boys who say really stupid answers. xD

  • how the fuck is a religious debate going on here

  • @Jcurvs99 dunno, but it seems to happen everywhere on YT. i found the same kind of arguments on a video of a baby sloth a couple days ago, and then again on one of the South Park "They Took Our Jobs!!" videos yesterday. lol.

  • What's with the religion arguments in the comments?

  • @1moe7 dont know, it kind of went to far with me and another guy, but anyways i told him to pm me so i can give him my im and we can continue from there. It started with somebody trying to troll religious people and typically being shocked, crapping their pants, because they were expecting them to just roll over and take it.

  • @PremiumBlank Ironically, this video is my response to what you are saying.

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Be gone level one troll. This video not only describes the essence of your nonsense you speak daily now, but also your very existence from the time you learned to speak to what your future holds for you.

  • @PremiumBlank Both the top comments describe you as well. Also, if you want to preach your favorite story, why are you doing it on a video like this? Is it because he said "god" at one point, so you felt validated? Or are you just that desperate to convert people?

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Wow what a lame comeback? Are you still in middle school by any chance? The conversation between me and Joccaren was actually started by Joccaren. I simply replied to him afterwords and the conversation died a wile back and was restarted by Joccaren. Not only are you a poor excuse for a troll, but you seem to like showing people on the Internet that you don't mind showing your stupidity as we have agreed a bit ago to pms and ims. Are you just that desperate for attention?

  • @PremiumBlank hit "?" by mistake.

    

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Bad grammar do to working 12 hour shifts back to back so I have an excuse for typing and not correctly proof reading for errors. Whats your excuse?

  • @PremiumBlank I'm unaware of any errors I have made with my grammar. But seriously buddy, piss off, you're polluting the Internet.

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Take your own advise as well as a course in english. You shouldn't start your sentinces with Also as well as Or. You should have used a comma instead of a period. Better yet, uninstall windows and smash your computer with an axe. When your done with that, get outside of your basement, and get a life.

  • @PremiumBlank I'm sorry, why should I smash my computer with an ax? Would a hammer not be more practical? I suppose it should be expected from someone who argues for everyone to unquestioningly believe in a magical Jewish zombie. Good day to you, sir.

  • @KingLeonidas3267 It's called an axe not an ax. A hammer, by the way, would send parts all over which would be more unsafe rather then an axe that can send it in two general, 45 degree angle of flack, directions. I supposed limited thinking should be expected from someone who argues for everyone to follow, without question, science fiction rather then science fact and has to resort to weak forms of trolling to make themselves feel better. Good day under that bridge to you, sir.

  • @PremiumBlank Ax and axe are both accepted spellings meaning the same thing. Regardless of the effect of smashing a computer with an ax/axe or hammer, in order to "smash" the computer, the hammer would be the more logical choice, because using the ax/axe would be called "chopping". English lesson over. And how would you be qualified to speak of science when you so gleefully ignore it when it is inconvenient to you? You are impressively hypocritical.

  • @King Leonidas 3267 Its axe which is the proper spelling and ax is just accepted meaning though its wrong people will forgive your disability for learning. Also when I said smash your computer, I first used hammer but deleted it and didn't change it to chop. Exposing your foolishness complete. I'm qualified to speak of science because I choose to look at ALL the information instead of ignoring the inconvenient ones unlike you. You, much like many atheists today, are embarrassingly hypocritical.

  • @PremiumBlank Yes I know I used also to start a sentence. What can I say? I just woke up.

  • @PremiumBlank You've failed beyond comprehension. Stop preaching and get out,

  • @KingLeonidas3267 The only failure is the condum that broke and allowed you to swin through. I was not preaching in the first place so follow your own advice and get out.

  • @PremiumBlank *Condom. You continue to amaze.

  • @KingLeonidas3267 One misspelling verses your plethora of mistake? I can handle that. You continue to to fail.

  • @PremiumBlank *Versus. I can go on all day, my hypocritical friend.

  • @King Leonidas 3267 I'm awake. Whats up? Ah one more that he spell check from google did. That's fine. How many times did I have to correct you? Was it every single post thus far, my foolish friend? Well, I'll do one more. The post prior to the one you just made was an incomplete sentence. Please continue to make us laugh. The world is in short supply these days.

  • @PremiumBlank ah, the*

  • @PremiumBlank I assume "Us" is referring to you. No matter, I suppose you can be forgiven. I simply fail to understand how, in the absence of any factual arguments in favour of your position, you hope to "defeat" my position by correcting my grammar, when you cannot do the same for yourself. It's not easy, I know, but someday you will have to learn to argue. In the meantime, I'll be going my way, and you, yours. Also, stop replying to yourself, it's a bit silly.

  • @KingLeonidas3267 Exactly what was your position? The assumption that I started this argument when it was actually someone on your side of the fence that couldn't wait to have an excuse to bash those one the other side? Your whole means of argument are to bash others and have little to no point wile assuming without seeing any facts. One day YOU may grow up and learn what it is to argue like an educated adult. Thankfully you stopped or you would be stuck disgracing yourself on the internet.

  • @PremiumBlank Ah yes, do you see what you did? You repeated almost precisely wha