Opened the kitchen door this morning to discover the dog had chewed through half the leg of my brand new kitchen table and that's when I saw it, a beautiful bunch of ripe bananas sitting in tact on top of an unstable surface and I laughed whole heartedly. Thanks David. :-))
PlayboyHerbie: Hey you! You know I'm starting my diet on the same day as you! Actually, I have to--because it's hard to be a starving artist with a double chin! :P
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe
i'm envisioning a tightly wound woman in the 3rd row, 2nd seat....her manicured nails carving into her gucci bag as a bead of sweat rolls down the nape of her neck, moistening the chanel scarf she purchased for this very occasion. she shifts in her chair and clears her throat, stifling gasps with every fiber of her being. then, thinking the storm had finally passed, she hears the words....'lock jaw.'
Someone once told me that Hell is being married to the wrong person. I'd second that, but I'd add the Right Person can change. And then there you are!
Perdition, as a concept, is overrated; you can endure anything.
Acid: Thanks for the kind remarks... I don't think I'll ever get through to him... he thinks the world is 6000 years old... quite literally.... he hasn't seen this, I told him I was on youtube and he said, "What's a youtube?" :P
healthyaddixion hits it on the head! You are very witty, read well, and of course, are a great writer. It's great to see poetry getting all of this attention. It so deserves it! The audience loved you! Great work!
I'm at the point that I only feel "alive" when I'm infront of a live audience... I guess you know what I mean ;)
santiagodevill 2 years ago
Some of DRC's best poems and an excellent performance too; a great way to return to YouTube after a long hiatus. Thanks for uploading.
RowanFortuneWood 2 years ago
Pretty good. Keep it up David!
CamoquinProductions 2 years ago
Opened the kitchen door this morning to discover the dog had chewed through half the leg of my brand new kitchen table and that's when I saw it, a beautiful bunch of ripe bananas sitting in tact on top of an unstable surface and I laughed whole heartedly. Thanks David. :-))
PoetLina 2 years ago
I saw the purgatory line coming, but it was still good! :-)
hell/marriage LOL!
A couple of these I've heard before, but they were good to hear again. :-)
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
Reminds me of Orson Welles...
PlayboyHerbie 2 years ago
PlayboyHerbie: Hey you! You know I'm starting my diet on the same day as you! Actually, I have to--because it's hard to be a starving artist with a double chin! :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
Brilliant, David. You're getting really smooth at the old delivery!
rozeboosje 2 years ago
Reminds me of MM.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe
controversialbook 2 years ago
some of my favourites are in there *****stars; )
Kabuki0009 2 years ago 2
The master of poetic delivery :)
I relished getting to hear the live audience's reaction to a few of my favourite of your poems ^^
TheRavenOfPoe 2 years ago 2
They/we were putty in your hands DRC.
AntaresInScorpius 2 years ago
Great, mate. Easy style had them laughing in the aisle!
dashpoet 2 years ago
... well done David and thanks for posting this aBoyNamedDana.
ASAngelo 2 years ago
dirty ... nevertheless, I know when I see genius.
ASAngelo 2 years ago
delightful! thanks for sharing - good times!
dianastapleton 2 years ago
i wish i could've seen the audience....
i'm envisioning a tightly wound woman in the 3rd row, 2nd seat....her manicured nails carving into her gucci bag as a bead of sweat rolls down the nape of her neck, moistening the chanel scarf she purchased for this very occasion. she shifts in her chair and clears her throat, stifling gasps with every fiber of her being. then, thinking the storm had finally passed, she hears the words....'lock jaw.'
way to make 'em squirm DRC!
itsBABYSMITH 2 years ago
A great reading, my good friend. I've been enjoying your poetry for a long time, but one question is still bothering me about that...
will you still respect me in the morning?
harleynanda 2 years ago
Someone once told me that Hell is being married to the wrong person. I'd second that, but I'd add the Right Person can change. And then there you are!
Perdition, as a concept, is overrated; you can endure anything.
Roy
twohawksfucking 2 years ago
you had them at hello David!!, very mesmerizing indeed!! brat!!
elviradark6 2 years ago
"...and I have never liked you. So why encourage me." HAHAHA!
All your poems were great, but that line actually made me spill my drink. A+
mckerch 2 years ago
Absolutely delightful. The crowd was excellent too.
janeczka 2 years ago
Your argument with the neighbor is hilarious! How'd your neighbor like your poem? You out witted the neighbor! Sorry for his bad luck!
AcidEntertainment 2 years ago
Acid: Thanks for the kind remarks... I don't think I'll ever get through to him... he thinks the world is 6000 years old... quite literally.... he hasn't seen this, I told him I was on youtube and he said, "What's a youtube?" :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
healthyaddixion hits it on the head! You are very witty, read well, and of course, are a great writer. It's great to see poetry getting all of this attention. It so deserves it! The audience loved you! Great work!
AcidEntertainment 2 years ago
your wit and literary awesomeness are surpassed only by your rediculous memorization skills. you rule drc!
healthyaddixion 2 years ago 2
Healthy: Thanks so much... you are always so nice... thank you! :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
David is the Poet Laureate of YouTube (or at least he should be), and he has the wit more standup comics SHOULD have.
Thanks for posting this!
Largo64 2 years ago 2
Largo: Thanks man... I did some stand up years ago... it was nerve racking but still eaiser than poetry! :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
Love it =]
peebzzz 2 years ago
and a thanks from me as well, dana.
heatherlynblue 2 years ago
Thanks for posting this Dana! :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
your wit and literary awesomeness is surpassed only by your rediculous memorization skills. you rule drc!
healthyaddixion 2 years ago