@fl00dsm0k3 the joke is that when the guy was describing the hunting story and he he said the lion jumped out and roars at him. The boys think the "Raaar" sound he made was describing the lion roar, but it turns out when he first said "Raaaar" he was shitting his pants right there (Cuz hes old)
A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, "Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!" Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, " Here, iron this."
a man went hunting one day. he walked through the woods and he saw a bear he draw his rifle and aimed to the bear, shot and missed. before he could reload the bear came to him and said:
-you tried to shoot me so i must rape you
the bear did what he said and went on his way. the hunter aimed the bear and tried to shoot him and he missed again and the bear came to him and said:
-now tell me... you didnt came here to hunt now did you?
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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Nurses giving a woman in acoma a sponge bath noticed that when they washed her private area there was a responce on the monitor. They eventualy convince the husband that a little oral sex would bring her out of the coma. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
one day a man was crossing the boarder with his bycicle and a bag of sand.so the police stop him.they say whats in the bag.he says sand.so the police take the bag and check it,it turns out it was only sand.the police man says move along.the next day the man did the same thing they check the bag and it was still sand.this went on for a year.finally the police comes to him and says please u been driving me crazy just between you and me what were u smuggling the man sips his beer and says bycicles
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@abhijeet12211 On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die X 6 XD
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.'' :))
@MustSeeShaneDawson 3 kids are absent from school the next day they come in the teacher asked the first one where have you been and he said i was on top of blueberry hil she asked the next one where have you been he said i was on top of blueberry hill then the girl walks in and the teacher says where have you been no lemme guess you were on top of bluee berry hill then she says but im bluee berry hill!
a little boy walks in on his mom taking a shower, he points to the hair on her pussy and says "mommy whats that?" and the mom says "uh, thats my washcloth"..A few days later, the mom is getting her tubes tied so they shave off the hair. When the mom comes home, the boy sees that the hair is missing and says "mommy, where's your washcloth?" and the mom (wanting to distract the boy) says "i dont know, why dont you find it? and later the boy says "mommy! the maid is rubbing dad's face with it!" XD
donald trumph doin da dougie in a snuggie lookin asz beetle juice lookin ass tour bus head ass on.. snowcone waffle neck ass.. u look like 1 of the creators off of spongebob.. polaroid snapback head ass..u the dirty ass nigga i seen on the street with them plaid see thru K swiss.. musty ass dude...u where bow ties wit all yo collar shirts..pee wee herman lookin ass..getcho lame ass on
once there was an ugly woman and she had a pig rapped up in her arms, a guy walks by and says ''where you get the pig??'' and the pig answers ''at the fair''
The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.
The new comment layout, fine with me.
But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!
I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself." But this is not meant to be funny. This is serious! Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it around!
Ok with the exception of a few ot the ways this was arranged, the joke seems to be a remarkable simularity to the joke told in the UK Show 'Only Fools and Horses'.
so your mom was giving me fantastic oral sex, i then preceded to ejaculate directly in her mouth, she swallowed it and raved about how tasty and thick it was
a young boy goes to a circus, he finds it funny until the lights go out, AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! a scary clown!!!!!!!! "said the young boy" suddenly :p he ran into a wall and $hit his pants.
there was a drug addict who wanted to smoke weed but his neighborhood was guarded by cops so he decided to go to cemetery. in there a zombie risen and wanted to scare him so he came up to him and said:
-gimme some of this
-sure why not
-*thoughts* hmm. he doesnt scare that easily lets try again *puls his eyes out and asks to give a smoke*
@shepdog14 dude.. architecs and engineers explained that its impossible to make fall a skyscraper with a plane crash.There were explosives in right spots to make the twin towers go down.there are a lot of websites called architecs for 9/11,engineers for 9/11 and so on that explain a lot of stuff ...just try to check.if you don't want to belive me it's ok but you are wrong about your stupid governament and stupid united shit of america.
@kato093 The airplane was at a full tank of gas running into a bigger object, sparks would set off that entire tank thus meaning a big explosion where they fall. The government wouldn't kill off 3000 U.S. Citizens to go to war for money, thats just not human.
@shepdog14 Muslims worked in the world trade center too, muslim extremist wouldn't kill there own kind either. And people kill for money all the time, especially millions and millions worth in oil.
@shepdog14 9/11 is fake the pentagon is behind what happened back then.do some search on internet and you will find out that usa governament had huge financial problems so they made look like terrorists attacked them so they could make war and gain free oil.just look at the video of the crash.how in the world an aluminiun plane could make fall a skyscraper??it had to crash exactly in the centre of mass...maybe once but two times its impossible(according to professional architects)
@kato093 Who are you? The general public...as the general public you don't know SHIT. That internet trash is all a lie. I have family in the government and they know what is going on, what happened, and why. if you believe our government did this to us then your nothing to us. WHAT THE FUCK DO ARCHITECTS HAVE TO DO WITH TERRORISTS???(Explain..). The oil was to fund the actual war while we fought it, it wasn't necessary, but it helped. People like you are the reason our country is falling a part.
A clown and a young boy go walking into a deep forest. The boy says to the clown "mr, im scared its dark and spooky". The clown replies "how the fuck do you think i feel, i have to walk back alone"
@WoundX The joke is pretty good, but its got some time to take effect. So my suggest is to replace the son and the clown with OJ Simpson and his ex-wife. Or something like that.
One day Mama sent little Johnny to the corner store for soap, starch and indigo. As he was skipping along he created a little song; "soap, starch and indigo, soap starch and indigo." He trips and falls and when he gets back up he resumes his song "Shit fart and away we go!"
This joke was ripped of from only fools and horses
kifftin22 1 month ago
Haha
gatorman02 1 month ago
*says in cleavlands voice* that's just nasty
AaronLilly1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
lol.i love thise jokes
cris64441 1 month ago
Haha....not bad!!!
wallacehenderson 2 months ago
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3 vampires walked into a bar.
the 1st vampire said: i want a cup of blood.
the 2nd vampie said: ill order 2 cups of blood.
the 3rd vampire said: gimme a hot glass of water.
the two vampires asked the 3rd vampire: why a hot glass of water?
when their orders arrived, the 3rd vampire took a used tampon out of his pocket and said: im making tea.
adamknight88 2 months ago
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الله اكبر
wwefan12372 2 months ago
i dont get it
fl00dsm0k3 2 months ago
@fl00dsm0k3 the joke is that when the guy was describing the hunting story and he he said the lion jumped out and roars at him. The boys think the "Raaar" sound he made was describing the lion roar, but it turns out when he first said "Raaaar" he was shitting his pants right there (Cuz hes old)
Scarface8500 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@fl00dsm0k3 Because your a dickhead
TheCALLofAwesome 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
lawl
fatzomungus 3 months ago
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A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, "Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!" Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, " Here, iron this."
FunnyGamerNERD 3 months ago
Narrator needs to speak clearly? That's what makes it funny.
TMountainroad 3 months ago
a man went hunting one day. he walked through the woods and he saw a bear he draw his rifle and aimed to the bear, shot and missed. before he could reload the bear came to him and said:
-you tried to shoot me so i must rape you
the bear did what he said and went on his way. the hunter aimed the bear and tried to shoot him and he missed again and the bear came to him and said:
-now tell me... you didnt came here to hunt now did you?
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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Mincraftmodsrule 4 months ago
my name is eli :)
EliXD787 4 months ago
Another dull one.
Viper6454 4 months ago
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MJ47106 4 months ago
yes he does need to speak more clearly and tht was kind of fnny..but ot funny enough for me to actually laugh.................but lolz
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ZACKYBOY96 4 months ago
Anyone notice the lion looks like Eli?
sashadoo10 4 months ago
the narrorater needs to speek more clearly
TheInfotwins 4 months ago
fucking jokes.......
mrbzay99 4 months ago
I dont get I
IMIKKI247 4 months ago
who else dances at the beginning when the tune come on?
MJ47106 5 months ago
I like how you stole this from only fools and horses
skaterjimjam 5 months ago
the story teller is really annoying please make him speak normal and clearly
deathofpreyor 5 months ago
@deathofpreyor How dare you dis Eli!?
PiPhiC 5 months ago
@PiPhiC u must admit thet it is really hard to listen what he is saying sometimes
deathofpreyor 5 months ago
Nurses giving a woman in acoma a sponge bath noticed that when they washed her private area there was a responce on the monitor. They eventualy convince the husband that a little oral sex would bring her out of the coma. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
TurtleBlastingOG 5 months ago 51
@TurtleBlastingOG oh my god facepalm times 10
TheNYCbarbiegirl 5 months ago
@TurtleBlastingOG
Ahaha
MrIntelM 5 months ago
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drutrunks 5 months ago
@drutrunks from another country*? caught* they* shoved* up his ass* laughing* bananas* hehe FAIL
MustSeeShaneDawson 5 months ago
i didnt get it
ALOUY15 5 months ago
2 beavers are in the bar . The big beaver said : "I slept with your mother !" The small beaver said : "Dad ! You're drunk !"
lamsgvn213 6 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
s3Xy5tuff 6 months ago
@s3Xy5tuff i didnt do that stupid shit. Im alive. soo....sorry to lower your self esteem.
drone93 6 months ago
@drone93 ikr
maiarox101 6 months ago
@s3Xy5tuff Fake and gay
TheBah12345 6 months ago
@TheBah12345 ikr
maiarox101 6 months ago
@s3Xy5tuff
Go fuck yourself with a wired whisk.
combuf 5 months ago
where can you find a one legged dog?
where ever the fuck you left him!
grahamepplett 6 months ago 33
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XxIcecold1xX 6 months ago
It's an Eli-on!
XDDD
AChimpNamedSlickback 6 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
wengardyom95 6 months ago
@LootFragg
Holy shit i was 12 back than i just checked im not scared of them anymore :D
GiniPig95 6 months ago
one day a man was crossing the boarder with his bycicle and a bag of sand.so the police stop him.they say whats in the bag.he says sand.so the police take the bag and check it,it turns out it was only sand.the police man says move along.the next day the man did the same thing they check the bag and it was still sand.this went on for a year.finally the police comes to him and says please u been driving me crazy just between you and me what were u smuggling the man sips his beer and says bycicles
madmanslullaby1 6 months ago
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XxBRIAN182xX 6 months ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
musicfan4441 6 months ago
@musicfan4441 I would like you to know that from the bottom of my heart, I genuinely hate you
XxBRIAN182xX 6 months ago 2
@XxBRIAN182xX
hah totally agreed
EboniiPaigee 6 months ago
A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?....The cops
MegaBluntsmoka 6 months ago
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That's stupid
hisham1619 7 months ago
That's stupid
hisham1619 7 months ago
@hisham1619 no its funny XD
HU4LandD9L4L 6 months ago
It's an Elion
lapisfly 7 months ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
kittyninja93 7 months ago
This joke is of only fool and horses about 20 years ago
scott1479 7 months ago
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@abhijeet12211 On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die X 6 XD
RaningDeath 7 months ago
A man gets arrested by a female officer who says "anything you say can and will be held against you" , the man says "boobs"
Maxpow33r 7 months ago 2
lions eli
luvs2spoonge 7 months ago
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cameronukz 7 months ago
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
cameronukz 7 months ago
I actually read the comments before wathing the video!
o0OMadMikeO0o 7 months ago
Steve Martin told this joke with mike myers pn snl in the 90's
ClockMasterK 7 months ago
LOL
Ronsuri 7 months ago
After watching an hour of Gilbert Gottfried this feels pretty tame.
TheZairae 8 months ago
LOL
wwejheaton 8 months ago
lol, the lion looks like Eli :D
SuperDPL 8 months ago 2
Haha
Marinna1231 8 months ago
xDD.. this really cheer my day up! wakakakakkaka! lame but ace one lol..
Cerisse93 8 months ago
This is the first one to actually make me LOL
izvebad 8 months ago
lame
kate13591 8 months ago
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Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
Frshy7 8 months ago
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Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
Frshy7 8 months ago
if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
blobface007 8 months ago 4
3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.'' :))
MustSeeShaneDawson 9 months ago 328
@MustSeeShaneDawson i get it hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaahahhaahha
POKEMONxaRTZ67 8 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson lol good one
thejaymaster123 8 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson 3 kids are absent from school the next day they come in the teacher asked the first one where have you been and he said i was on top of blueberry hil she asked the next one where have you been he said i was on top of blueberry hill then the girl walks in and the teacher says where have you been no lemme guess you were on top of bluee berry hill then she says but im bluee berry hill!
hnt456 7 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson love your user name ;))
coolfm98 7 months ago
@coolfm98 i love shane dawson
MustSeeShaneDawson 7 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson haha saw that :D btw me too ;)
coolfm98 7 months ago
@coolfm98 :)
MustSeeShaneDawson 6 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson Haha XD You have an awesome joke and even better Youtube user name
rennu0010 7 months ago
@rennu0010 i get that a lot
MustSeeShaneDawson 7 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson No $hit Sherlock XD
rennu0010 7 months ago
@MustSeeShaneDawson old joke man
commandercornish 5 months ago
@commandercornish yea, i know. 4 months is a pretty long time.
MustSeeShaneDawson 4 months ago
Eli is the Lion.
Rockbandmaster808 9 months ago
a little boy walks in on his mom taking a shower, he points to the hair on her pussy and says "mommy whats that?" and the mom says "uh, thats my washcloth"..A few days later, the mom is getting her tubes tied so they shave off the hair. When the mom comes home, the boy sees that the hair is missing and says "mommy, where's your washcloth?" and the mom (wanting to distract the boy) says "i dont know, why dont you find it? and later the boy says "mommy! the maid is rubbing dad's face with it!" XD
MonstaUnderYourBed99 9 months ago 3
that was on a movie
TotallyStupidPeople 9 months ago
ahahah
gippi86 9 months ago
boi getcho
donald trumph doin da dougie in a snuggie lookin asz beetle juice lookin ass tour bus head ass on.. snowcone waffle neck ass.. u look like 1 of the creators off of spongebob.. polaroid snapback head ass..u the dirty ass nigga i seen on the street with them plaid see thru K swiss.. musty ass dude...u where bow ties wit all yo collar shirts..pee wee herman lookin ass..getcho lame ass on
BlameItOnTheWhiteMan 9 months ago
c'mon, fart jokes are always funny!
thrashmaster2009 9 months ago
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Shawooook 9 months ago
@Shawooook why watch it then? its called common sense
mysticmacmagic122 9 months ago
Lol
shughes600 10 months ago
lol ive heard that on the "only fools and hoorses" from delboy's uncle :)
revengered1 10 months ago 82
lol
TheEtitz 10 months ago
i've heard different versions of that joke ages ago
brazothegr8 10 months ago
ajjaja..es malo..muy malo..
gorMoskeda 10 months ago
Eli is the lion in this one :)
Cornell2020 10 months ago
@SuperChocs he's going to rape and kill the boy. get it. so he's going back alone. the boy isn't coming back lol
DisneyStarsTube 10 months ago
lol he pooped himself while tellibg the story lol
babyyorkie15 10 months ago
i got a joke
womens rights ;D
TheMikeyZxxx 10 months ago
@TheMikeyZxxx good, but I gotta better one: educated mexican :D
PhoenixTomislav 10 months ago
Only Fools and Horses but you changed it around lolol
evilengineer93 10 months ago 3
lmao this is really funny xD
no2475 11 months ago
the lion is really ugly
someone2121996 11 months ago
once there was an ugly woman and she had a pig rapped up in her arms, a guy walks by and says ''where you get the pig??'' and the pig answers ''at the fair''
rudnymullenlover 11 months ago
@rudnymullenlover lame, Eli already did a joke on that
finnsia 10 months ago
That joke was dirty in the wrong way
1996funkytown 11 months ago
I shit my pants
GarbagePancakes 11 months ago
I just shit my pants
AllegroCrab 11 months ago
sub me
8soccer4life8 1 year ago
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Dear YouTube,
The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.
The new comment layout, fine with me.
But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!
I don't know where you get your ideas, but I think I speak for a big part of the community when I say "YouTube, go F*ck yourself." But this is not meant to be funny. This is serious! Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it around!
Mrpacmanjunoir 1 year ago
ELI LION!!! EEEEK!!!!
chelseathegreat246 1 year ago
elias the lion
kiandel123 1 year ago
massive LLLLOOOOOLLLL
Day2DayThings 1 year ago
DAMN NATURE!! YOU SCARY!
megadude610 1 year ago
Ok with the exception of a few ot the ways this was arranged, the joke seems to be a remarkable simularity to the joke told in the UK Show 'Only Fools and Horses'.
DM 1 year ago
i love the faces that they make at the end hahaha
XxxGalacticBeautyxxX 1 year ago
eli is th3 lion
viper9172 1 year ago
so your mom was giving me fantastic oral sex, i then preceded to ejaculate directly in her mouth, she swallowed it and raved about how tasty and thick it was
xxxprmxxx 1 year ago
a young boy goes to a circus, he finds it funny until the lights go out, AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! a scary clown!!!!!!!! "said the young boy" suddenly :p he ran into a wall and $hit his pants.
MrStringerjack 1 year ago
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pandagirlful 1 year ago
was in only fools and horses
xXdOrNeYXx 1 year ago
fat lian attack by 0:30
amindex123 1 year ago
there was a drug addict who wanted to smoke weed but his neighborhood was guarded by cops so he decided to go to cemetery. in there a zombie risen and wanted to scare him so he came up to him and said:
-gimme some of this
-sure why not
-*thoughts* hmm. he doesnt scare that easily lets try again *puls his eyes out and asks to give a smoke*
-no
-why not
-i see that this weed messes you up
Brugar18 1 year ago
How does this spark a debate over 9/11?
jsquad31 1 year ago 2
thats some funny *shit* XD
VikeCatLover 1 year ago
Eli is the lion
Iceeman234 1 year ago
@Iceeman234 duhh
KmanofmusicH 1 year ago
@shepdog14 dude.. architecs and engineers explained that its impossible to make fall a skyscraper with a plane crash.There were explosives in right spots to make the twin towers go down.there are a lot of websites called architecs for 9/11,engineers for 9/11 and so on that explain a lot of stuff ...just try to check.if you don't want to belive me it's ok but you are wrong about your stupid governament and stupid united shit of america.
kato093 1 year ago
@kato093 The airplane was at a full tank of gas running into a bigger object, sparks would set off that entire tank thus meaning a big explosion where they fall. The government wouldn't kill off 3000 U.S. Citizens to go to war for money, thats just not human.
shepdog14 1 year ago
@shepdog14 Muslims worked in the world trade center too, muslim extremist wouldn't kill there own kind either. And people kill for money all the time, especially millions and millions worth in oil.
ChuckleKing 1 year ago
I feel kinda dumb...i dont get it...does someone wanna explain??
rreongirl 1 year ago
@shepdog14 9/11 is fake the pentagon is behind what happened back then.do some search on internet and you will find out that usa governament had huge financial problems so they made look like terrorists attacked them so they could make war and gain free oil.just look at the video of the crash.how in the world an aluminiun plane could make fall a skyscraper??it had to crash exactly in the centre of mass...maybe once but two times its impossible(according to professional architects)
kato093 1 year ago
@kato093 Who are you? The general public...as the general public you don't know SHIT. That internet trash is all a lie. I have family in the government and they know what is going on, what happened, and why. if you believe our government did this to us then your nothing to us. WHAT THE FUCK DO ARCHITECTS HAVE TO DO WITH TERRORISTS???(Explain..). The oil was to fund the actual war while we fought it, it wasn't necessary, but it helped. People like you are the reason our country is falling a part.
shepdog14 1 year ago
Eli's the lion.
TheJapaneseSushi 1 year ago
this one is my favorite
nerfkid221 1 year ago
413 people don't hunt
conradbhockey 1 year ago
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KINGKASHH 1 year ago
eli is the lion
kingofasom 1 year ago
did wli shit in his pants or did the ld dude shit in his pants?
chilleverest 1 year ago
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chilleverest 1 year ago
what did the fat alien say to the dog " take me to your feeder!"
darkerthanblack959 1 year ago
stolen joke
dillonjbean 1 year ago
did you make these up youself
Bowin99 1 year ago
Two guys were walking down the street & saw a dog licking his balls.
One guy says to the other, "Gee, I wish I could do that!"
The other guy says, "Don't you wanna pet him first?"
noclouds111 1 year ago 99
the blonde in a swiming pool, ¨im sooo wet¨
yomantoclean 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA I like this one tooo funny!
Candystrap 1 year ago
you guys are retarded. everyone knows eli isnt the lion
snowflakeFactory 1 year ago
there are really stupid.
johnnydeppszwifey 1 year ago
A clown and a young boy go walking into a deep forest. The boy says to the clown "mr, im scared its dark and spooky". The clown replies "how the fuck do you think i feel, i have to walk back alone"
WoundX 1 year ago 209
@WoundX PEDOCLOWN!
SilverDec9 1 year ago
@WoundX Two lions were eating a clown. One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
puntagordy 1 year ago
@WoundX that is from shadow man game
thejoeking97 1 year ago
@WoundX Why does the clown have to walk back alone?
Cesariono 1 year ago
@Cesariono hes gonna kill the boy
tylermane71 1 year ago
@WoundX The joke is pretty good, but its got some time to take effect. So my suggest is to replace the son and the clown with OJ Simpson and his ex-wife. Or something like that.
BigTimage 1 year ago
@WoundX Two lions are eating a clown. One lion says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
puntagordy 1 year ago
@WoundX lmao good one bro!
Kiba4242 1 year ago
@WoundX i dont get it im dumb lol
hghost08 11 months ago
@hghost08 the clown murders the boy and walks back alone
DeviantPurple 11 months ago
@WoundX the way i heard it it was a little boy and a pedophile
saavedra661 11 months ago
@WoundX OMG
MatthewGamonal 10 months ago
i got one What is the difference between the mafia and a pussy...................one slip of the touge and ur in deep shit :)
MrPall1212 1 year ago
@MrPall1212 dude the pussys in the front and shit comes out the back
TheM14OK 1 year ago
@TheM14OK lmao fail
mushookie0heimer 1 year ago
That was fucking awesome!
ChiCityPool 1 year ago
I swear this joke is from Only fools and Horses?
hidash1 1 year ago
One day Mama sent little Johnny to the corner store for soap, starch and indigo. As he was skipping along he created a little song; "soap, starch and indigo, soap starch and indigo." He trips and falls and when he gets back up he resumes his song "Shit fart and away we go!"
wiigamer229 1 year ago
wana hear a dirty joke? - a white horse fell in the mud
wana hear a clean joke? - we gave it a bath
wana hear a dirty joke? - i fucked your mom......
Metal4Life77 1 year ago 3
HOLY ELI y' scary, and i just sh!t myself to lol
ouleteman123 1 year ago
LMAO.
0044sam 1 year ago