This is hilarious. But you can make anything a metaphor for just about everything. A young man in his room, alone, in front of a camera, explaining to the internet why this incredibly popular book series is about another young man's trip to gaydom. Obviously trying to reassure himself that his own feelings for those of the same sex are okay. I mean, Harry Potter was gay, so obviously it must be cool. I mean that poster is a pretty sad attempt at disguising it. I don't believe that, though.
@InsertTruthHere get a life, Alex is a really nice dude and he was making a joke. A JOKE. Seriously, I hate it when people take everything as a personal insult. Perhaps you should find something better to do, or else rant to people who actually are homophobic. He isn't hurting anyone.
I understand that this is a satire, but there's no reason to be offensive. As a gay guy of barely twenty years old, I would appreciate if people would get off my back about constantly wondering who is gay and who isn't. You're not making a very good case for yourself provided that you don't consider yourself homophobic. But face it: why else would you turn this into such a sick witch hunt where you'll say it's alright to be gay but be the first ones to imply to you that it's bad and undesirable!
XD I've actually used this as a code when talking to one of my friends about a guy that I had a crush on who was still "in the cupboard" and was afraid to come out and see all of the magic that would come. I've also used a reference to charming "snakes."
XD I've actually used this as a code when talking to one of my friends about a guy that I had a crush on who was still "in the cupboard" and was afraid to come out and see all of the magic that would come. I've also used a reference to charming "snakes."
There's just one flaw in your theory Alex... they kind of end up married to women. Both of them. And had kisses with said women that made them happy. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Harry missed Ron because they had been fighting through out the whole story and Harry felt bad about it because they were best friends and (I'm asuming) it would be hard for anyone to be without their best friend
Can people stop taking this seriously? He was just noticing small things in it could be suggested differently. It's something a lot of people do. I'm sure J.K Rowling would have watched this and found it rather humorous so SHUT UP and crawl back under your bridge, you trolls.
What about the rest of the book and obviously uncle Vernon means magic not men because that doesn't fit the context of what was happening and harry does marry Ginny in the end of the series.
you fucking homophobic retard!!! fashion is important in the homosexual world, and it isn't for heterosexuals, if you can't dress well good luck getting anywhere with anyone who even resembles a female. your making retarded inferences that are entirely out of context!!!
i don't think someone that hates harry potter would buy their stuff from the noble collection, if you look around, he has a proclamation on the wall, they're at least £40
LOL i can't stop laughing... "Harry rescues... Ron." I love HP and i know he's joking, but on the other hand, it all fits in perfectly if you think about it which is hilarious! ;)
Extract from mock the week that is appropriate: "As the teacher stood before him with his wand out, Harry regretted transferring to catholic school.' I'm not against Catholics, I must add. It fits the moment.
@vivalavicc um i dont know but its in a mock the week scenes we'd like you to see, i think it's the one about fiction books if that helps! its hugh denis that says it, i know that.
Maybe it's kinda based on the Nazi's? Voldemort is Hitler, the first war thing was like the Munich Putsch (1923), the Death eaters infiltrating the Ministry was like the Nazi's taking over the German Republic, the half-blood's being captured because they're not purebloods is like the Aryans and Jewish... think you get the point.
pretty much everything in Harry Potter has parallelisms with real life. to me grindlewald is like hitler (considering his death in 1945 ended the first wizarding war). voldermort and the rest of the pure bloods desire to ethnically clense the wizarding world from half bloods and mudbloods is pretty much the same as the nazi's with the jews etc.
:D elton john! @RaraToolie no, not really. voldemort as hitler seems a little too far-feched to me. nevertheless I think you can compare grindelwald to multiple dictators!
My friend and I were watching the Goblet of Fire or something and there is this once scene where Harry's like "I don't know why it happened Ron it just happened." and Ron said "You could have told me!" Then he's like "Piss off." So my friend and I just kinda made up a funny scene in our heads.
What, no mention of the fact Harry spends more time with or thinking about his rival Draco than with his girlfriends, or that he spends an entire year stalking him (into bathrooms no less), or that their entire feud started because Harry refused to be Draco's friend?
I love how this is so believable :') then you get to the 6th and especially the end of the 7th book... Shame though, the ending would have been so much better if he got it together with Ron.
how can u think about all this...all this gay stuff thinking.. its becuse ur gay..when you put yourself in position on thinking that mutch that clever..then you propally gay..and you sound very gay!
@QuinnTaylorMitchell Yup. They were making the films and they asked JK if they could add in one of Dumbledores old girlfriends to make it more interesting and she went "No because he's gay." so that's a thing.
@thetrickster2002 he's perfectly heterosexual. Saying he's gay is like saying that you are a fat lazy rainbow connection seeking puppeteer who can't get a girl to save his life. Any questions? Or will The Doctor have to sort your kind? And BTW you used "your" in the wrong context. NERDFIGHTERS UNITE!!!!!
A real quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets. Chapter: Aragog
But Lockheart's disgusting cheeriness.... irritated Harry so much that he yearned to throw Gadding with Ghouls right into Lockheart's stupid face. Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: 'Let's do it tonight.'
Ron read the message, swallowed hard and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded.
@TheLittleShits LOL!! Funny you should say that, because my best friend is gay and so is my brother.... What's your take on that I wonder?? Don't judge a book by its cover, matey! XD
I honestly don't know how you managed to make this video with a straight face.
tamarahermione 6 hours ago
This is hilarious. But you can make anything a metaphor for just about everything. A young man in his room, alone, in front of a camera, explaining to the internet why this incredibly popular book series is about another young man's trip to gaydom. Obviously trying to reassure himself that his own feelings for those of the same sex are okay. I mean, Harry Potter was gay, so obviously it must be cool. I mean that poster is a pretty sad attempt at disguising it. I don't believe that, though.
Draxedelic 9 hours ago
@InsertTruthHere get a life, Alex is a really nice dude and he was making a joke. A JOKE. Seriously, I hate it when people take everything as a personal insult. Perhaps you should find something better to do, or else rant to people who actually are homophobic. He isn't hurting anyone.
wordsarecrazy 12 hours ago
Alex you have read twilight I thought you could sink no lower
Booknerdcutie 16 hours ago
haha alex xD some people are taking this seriously.
annathe3rd 19 hours ago
I understand that this is a satire, but there's no reason to be offensive. As a gay guy of barely twenty years old, I would appreciate if people would get off my back about constantly wondering who is gay and who isn't. You're not making a very good case for yourself provided that you don't consider yourself homophobic. But face it: why else would you turn this into such a sick witch hunt where you'll say it's alright to be gay but be the first ones to imply to you that it's bad and undesirable!
InsertTruthHere 21 hours ago
This is brilliant.
Blawwmkw 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
watch 'marry the night cover by us' to see some creative work its by skeeny155 :D
abcdefgbinky 1 day ago
even with 1,135 dislikes, there's still so many more likes...
awesomeDJisme 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
and they say Twilight is gay *sigh*...
barbaro267 2 days ago
im part o the dislikes here
ashykins2323 2 days ago
no, just no
ashykins2323 2 days ago 2
I dont think he meant he believed Harry was gay, but JK Rowling was raising a sort of awareness for LGBT rights.... Which I totally LOVE!!!! <3
HP SUPPORTS LGBT WOO
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can't stop laughing. must watch more nerimon
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leedleturnip 3 days ago
can't stop laughing. must watch more nerimon
leedleturnip 3 days ago
Indeed.
Darkness99Heartless 4 days ago
Surprised you didnt mention the 'wand' fight between Draco and Harry In half blood prince
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XD I've actually used this as a code when talking to one of my friends about a guy that I had a crush on who was still "in the cupboard" and was afraid to come out and see all of the magic that would come. I've also used a reference to charming "snakes."
Eyulfable 4 days ago
XD I've actually used this as a code when talking to one of my friends about a guy that I had a crush on who was still "in the cupboard" and was afraid to come out and see all of the magic that would come. I've also used a reference to charming "snakes."
Eyulfable 4 days ago
I will never look at harry potter in the same way again. :/
LIGHTdan12 4 days ago
i hope this is satire because i feel bad for laughing at it
deadmonkey342 5 days ago
There's just one flaw in your theory Alex... they kind of end up married to women. Both of them. And had kisses with said women that made them happy. Sorry to burst your bubble.
celticcountrylover 6 days ago
Is that an Educational Decree I spy on the wall behind you Alex?
StrawberryLipgloss13 6 days ago 18
What? That was pretty awe--I'm sorry, WHAT??
IOpenAtTheClose22 6 days ago
the tags xD
musicismylifedood 6 days ago
Not to mention he goes out with Ginny, who is Ron's sister, and probably looks a lot like her brothers.
shrili 1 week ago 7
woahhh the books look so different! lol
melissamusiclova 1 week ago
Dammit Alex!!!!!!!!! I'll never be able to watch Harry Potter 1 again without yelling, "Oh my god he came out of the closet!!!!!!"
YouTwitFace07 1 week ago 2
I am so excited to read these again with this in mind
DonutHolstein 1 week ago
i loooove this video, but i also am obsessed with harry potter ahha :D i dont think i can ever read hp again the same way :0 lol
musixvids4life1 1 week ago
Pkay, you've got to be british. That accent is TOO cute ! ;)
SilverCirclePendant 1 week ago
Haha what? Alot of his videos I can't tell if he's joking or not
Phiglee 1 week ago
Alex, we all know you made this video to tell people about your Harry fantasies. You need to come out of the closet, just like Harry.
GeoFredVill 1 week ago
(Let's say he's not pretending)
he's trashing Harry Potter and has one of Umbridge's Declarations hanging on hsi wall behind him xD
AsherMarieLovesYou 1 week ago
dude, I never thought of it that way! Lol, thats halarious!
RavenTheRebel 1 week ago
you should write "harry potter and the anal fist" for us. :D
emokidluver 1 week ago 2
EmilyLikesToRamble OMG you are so funny!! Now stop hatin and do something with UR life -_-
MysteriousNicSociety 1 week ago
harry....recuses ron XD
BboyFiZiX 1 week ago
ron comes to his window, an he is loving it
caoimhebrawn 1 week ago
@caoimhebrawn JK Rowling might be trying to say Ron loves windows
cookiemonsta188 1 week ago
@cookiemonsta188 secretly
cookiemonsta188 1 week ago
you are tooooo hilarious!! XD
Numpti2394 1 week ago
I think he looks like waldo:where is waldo??? Where is harry potter Voldemort??????
BlackRoseOfEternity 1 week ago
harry rescues fleu's sister... and ron... so not TOTALY gay
mcaines75 1 week ago
made me laugh so much.
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Harry is gay. Period ;)
Firtarioms 1 week ago
oh Alex, we all know you want to get it on with Harry if he was real. wishful thinking I say
queenzakiya91 1 week ago
drarry ftw. you should have mentioned book 6 with draco and harry :D
0MFGOLLi 1 week ago
Didn't know that Alex shipped Drarry...xD
riseuplikeangels 1 week ago
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA that Cho comparison to Ron thing is the worse fake evidence he came up with HHA! Legend.
theworldisugly3 1 week ago
Harry marries Ginny and has three kids- James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter and Lily Luna Potter.
now stop it or I may cry.
thankyoubye.
butimnosuperman 1 week ago
@butimnosuperman They should have just had 6 kids, that way their names wouldn't be as crazy lol(: I freaken love Harry Potter(:
Lexsasan22 1 week ago
So you could say he loves the feel of wood between his legs.
mexicanlace 1 week ago
But one of his kids who harry with ginny is called Albus Severous Potter so he could have been as a kid
MyMegaFred 1 week ago
Come on, nerimon! We all know its not ron hes in love with ;) Drarry FTW!!
littlerickery 1 week ago
dudes. what the hell, why is everyone getting so worked up about this? It's just a joke.
ninjacrayonxxx 1 week ago
Other reason they had a hot chick like hermione and I know they were friends but couldn't they have been friends with benefits
MrStatechampion4 1 week ago
I will never be able to watch Harry potter In the same way.. EVER.
giirlsx 2 weeks ago
Lmao I am a BIG Harry Potter fan but this was so amazing and not only cause I ship drarry...
musiclover201009 2 weeks ago
But he ends up with Ginny as his wife? and they have like 3 kids?
RamstedtFailure 2 weeks ago
whether or not the Harry Potter books are about two gays or not, why can't we just sit back and enjoy the books?
victoria33449 2 weeks ago
Harry missed Ron because they had been fighting through out the whole story and Harry felt bad about it because they were best friends and (I'm asuming) it would be hard for anyone to be without their best friend
victoria33449 2 weeks ago
if hes gay whats the deal with ginny
alchestbreachsbramin 2 weeks ago
I HATE YOU
TajaMadafaka 2 weeks ago
Now I ship Harry and Ron like crazy
saosina 2 weeks ago
LMAOxD love you Alex:')
DoctorWhoisPENG 2 weeks ago
you are gay. homo
EmilyLikesToRamble 2 weeks ago
lawl
killersniper1000 2 weeks ago
Oh god xD I love Harry Potter, it's amazing. But this....oh my god xD
vanillatwilight82 2 weeks ago
Can people stop taking this seriously? He was just noticing small things in it could be suggested differently. It's something a lot of people do. I'm sure J.K Rowling would have watched this and found it rather humorous so SHUT UP and crawl back under your bridge, you trolls.
ScarletteRainStudios 2 weeks ago
Oh Alex I love you I really do.
I love Harry Potter, seriously massive Harry Potter geek here.
But this is amazing xD
And people who are taking this seriously, get a grip. It's a JOKE.
DaisyIfYouDareYeah 2 weeks ago 43
The embittered between Draco and Harry- blatantly unresolved sexual tension. Just saying...
silvercandle1 2 weeks ago 2
What about the rest of the book and obviously uncle Vernon means magic not men because that doesn't fit the context of what was happening and harry does marry Ginny in the end of the series.
theodd1number2 2 weeks ago
you fucking homophobic retard!!! fashion is important in the homosexual world, and it isn't for heterosexuals, if you can't dress well good luck getting anywhere with anyone who even resembles a female. your making retarded inferences that are entirely out of context!!!
MrDouble69er 2 weeks ago
Lol
Harry potter will never be the same!
memers190 2 weeks ago
This is enough evidence for me. Love it xD
TaintedBrownjuice 2 weeks ago
i don't think someone that hates harry potter would buy their stuff from the noble collection, if you look around, he has a proclamation on the wall, they're at least £40
gracietee95 2 weeks ago
lol it is so funny how some people think this is true
TheHarrypotterulz 2 weeks ago
Yes he rescues Ron but he also saves the other girl as well
Although I'm not disagreeing with you lol
AmzysRandomz 2 weeks ago
My childhood has just been ruined..
liiibbbbyFTW 2 weeks ago
LOL i can't stop laughing... "Harry rescues... Ron." I love HP and i know he's joking, but on the other hand, it all fits in perfectly if you think about it which is hilarious! ;)
Fredriiiica 2 weeks ago
I like your videos but I'm a huge fan of Harry potter so I'm just going to forget this video and wipe it out of my mind
purpledancedudes 2 weeks ago
@purpledancedudes he is just joking
TheHarrypotterulz 2 weeks ago
I'm the 601,601 viewer :D
Clarestovold 2 weeks ago
harry and draco had a wand fight in the bathroom ;)
boobadyboobadyboo 2 weeks ago 59
I was anticipating him to explain Harrys obsession with Draco in the 6th book but nothing came oh well I'm off to read the books in a new light.
Rikusmine 2 weeks ago
I think it's freaking hilarious that everyone is taking this seriously!
ScarfedxHorror 3 weeks ago 2
stop trying to find a gay m8 .__.
fadelessrymatt 3 weeks ago
Don't mess with Harry!
246103246 3 weeks ago
Extract from mock the week that is appropriate: "As the teacher stood before him with his wand out, Harry regretted transferring to catholic school.' I'm not against Catholics, I must add. It fits the moment.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA XD
Randomcow7 3 weeks ago
@Randomcow7 what time is that in the video hahah?
vivalavicc 2 weeks ago
@vivalavicc um i dont know but its in a mock the week scenes we'd like you to see, i think it's the one about fiction books if that helps! its hugh denis that says it, i know that.
Randomcow7 2 weeks ago
@Randomcow7 okie thank you!
vivalavicc 2 weeks ago
your gay
bigfatwarewolf 3 weeks ago
<3'd!
PyroTimeLady 3 weeks ago
i am in love with this video and i'm a potterhead. the whole point is that he's joking guys, it's not meant to be taken siriusly :p
themandymayshow 3 weeks ago 14
@themandymayshow THIS. Fuck, finallllyyy. I'm a huuuge Potterhead, and that's why I find it funny.
iMurderedPikachu 3 weeks ago
Harry Potter is not gay.. it's only the best book series ever
KuddlyKatie 3 weeks ago
dumbledoor is actually gay
TiaRae101 3 weeks ago
3:39 - hehehe I bet he did!! xD
febzoo1996 3 weeks ago
got anything against them
ddouble0harry 3 weeks ago
u think your god u must of watched it that makes u one of them
ddouble0harry 3 weeks ago
Good thing I never into that crap
MomOfEnoch 3 weeks ago
So.... the slash that exists in Tumblr is all rational?
nobodysdc7 3 weeks ago
Gabrielle is her name. Fleurs sister :)
TheAzumCookiemonster 3 weeks ago 2
I love how some of you are stupid enough to believe he is serious about this.
TheAttackFerret 3 weeks ago 113
Psh. The wizards suck at dressing up in muggle clothes unless they were raised muggles. The fashion thing doesn't really work.
Hopeforthisheart 3 weeks ago
lol the M word is men
TheBumGoblin 3 weeks ago 4
I'm never going to be ale to read Harry potter in the same way again -_-
chipmunkmad08 3 weeks ago
But what about Ginny!?
ahmnel 3 weeks ago
Your wrists are limp, your shirt is gay. YOU are gay
PointsOfNew 3 weeks ago
One word: DRARRY
livii684 3 weeks ago 6
Harry Potter is not gay. DUMBLEDORE IS.
Koolijox 3 weeks ago
OH MY GOSH, THIS IS AMAZING. NERIMON<3
simikwly 3 weeks ago
I literally burst out laughing when I realized that Alex's Elton John comparison is so, so true and I never realised.
lachatestsurlamur 3 weeks ago 2
Fleur didn't rescue her sister! Harry did aswell as Ron
PotterHeavy 3 weeks ago 6
Alex is a master troll.
Vix847 3 weeks ago 4
Maybe it's kinda based on the Nazi's? Voldemort is Hitler, the first war thing was like the Munich Putsch (1923), the Death eaters infiltrating the Ministry was like the Nazi's taking over the German Republic, the half-blood's being captured because they're not purebloods is like the Aryans and Jewish... think you get the point.
RaraToolie 3 weeks ago 31
@RaraToolie
pretty much everything in Harry Potter has parallelisms with real life. to me grindlewald is like hitler (considering his death in 1945 ended the first wizarding war). voldermort and the rest of the pure bloods desire to ethnically clense the wizarding world from half bloods and mudbloods is pretty much the same as the nazi's with the jews etc.
1999UTD 3 weeks ago
:D elton john! @RaraToolie no, not really. voldemort as hitler seems a little too far-feched to me. nevertheless I think you can compare grindelwald to multiple dictators!
MrsYorsk 2 weeks ago
@RaraToolie And homosexuals. Hitler hated them.
CinnabonChan 2 weeks ago
@RaraToolie and voldemort was half blood, just like hitler was half jewish. it goes on and on!
acomesbeforez 2 weeks ago
@RaraToolie
in the 7th book the ministry starts rounding up muggle borns and basically euthanizes them
matzoball101 1 week ago
I love how no one can take a joke now.
littlelamchop 3 weeks ago 5
@littlelamchop "Satire" doesn't seem to be in the vocabulary of most of the people who watched this video and thought he was serious. xD
Vix847 3 weeks ago
...and then he read Twilight :D
seg1014 3 weeks ago
Love how some people are taking this video so seriously xD Alex that's genius, you have unveiled the true meaning of the books :')
matyldamai96 3 weeks ago
You're right about Harry being gay. However, he is not gay for Ron Weasley, but instead for Draco Malfoy
heartemoboiz 3 weeks ago 6
I bet he wants a better look at Ron, eyy.. To be honest I see where your coming from but tbh you have just bout a house with charlie, eyy
Chaziedaa 3 weeks ago 4
You make me laugh and prove a good point
TheBlueEyedBeasty 3 weeks ago
This guy is stupid he is best friends with Ron so umm your stupid but I'm pretty sure your either joking or mentally "not there"
Padfoot10112 3 weeks ago
This is just funny. Your retarded?
Padfoot10112 3 weeks ago
he marries ginny and has like three kids!
i think this "gay" thing is just a metaphor
99sorceress 3 weeks ago
allthough this is amazing evidence to suggest that he is gay, but he does get married to ginny and has kids so...
Funificationjo 3 weeks ago
I always did wonder about the second task
mark4851 3 weeks ago 2
Haha your so funny lol :)
sjwx31 3 weeks ago
Well, witchcraft is used as a metaphor for lesbianism in Buffy, as Alex should know considering the Buffy poster behind him......makes sense :P
wordsandmusic93 3 weeks ago 3
My friend and I were watching the Goblet of Fire or something and there is this once scene where Harry's like "I don't know why it happened Ron it just happened." and Ron said "You could have told me!" Then he's like "Piss off." So my friend and I just kinda made up a funny scene in our heads.
iloveanime12341 3 weeks ago
This is AMAZING.
whohie 3 weeks ago
What, no mention of the fact Harry spends more time with or thinking about his rival Draco than with his girlfriends, or that he spends an entire year stalking him (into bathrooms no less), or that their entire feud started because Harry refused to be Draco's friend?
SkyStained 4 weeks ago 7
I don't know about Harry, but Draco screams gay - even Felton thinks so..
Also, remember that the books are written by a women.
AnAngelByMySide 4 weeks ago
I hate harry potter, yep...
*moves over a bit*
*reveals all books on his bed*
Hypocrisy at its finest.
reuelckj 4 weeks ago
Brilliant.
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PurpleEyesInMind 4 weeks ago
@Wrash16 you rule :)
LauraAndHerMind 4 weeks ago
I love how this is so believable :') then you get to the 6th and especially the end of the 7th book... Shame though, the ending would have been so much better if he got it together with Ron.
SophiaLovesLifex 4 weeks ago
About the goblet of fire: Ron is his best friend, wouldn't you sorely miss your best friend if they were to die or something?
harrypotterfreaknerd 4 weeks ago 4
I love how I know he is lying xD
TimBurtonRules 4 weeks ago
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
bluelightsabber2 4 weeks ago
hahaha i know ur joking but i think people who ship drarry agree with u! lol
Mrules123 4 weeks ago
Oh Alex, you remind me of John Green with your over analyzing.
pbjellybeanful 4 weeks ago 5
someone read WAAAY too far into this
Blazureokami 4 weeks ago 3
I'm offensive and I find this gay.
KeenanDude 4 weeks ago 7
I dislike this video. :/
MrsTaraBieber 1 month ago
@MrsTaraBieber I dislike your username :/
Wrash16 1 month ago 34
woah! harry loves his wizard angst.
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This is hilarious! I love this guy :)
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cassandrawood22 1 month ago
how can u think about all this...all this gay stuff thinking.. its becuse ur gay..when you put yourself in position on thinking that mutch that clever..then you propally gay..and you sound very gay!
LoopDogg88 1 month ago
i through it was funny but then you said the thing about the goblet of fire and harry saving ron. now i know harry is gay
bunnylover708 1 month ago
Apparently Dumbledore is gay?
QuinnTaylorMitchell 1 month ago 2
@QuinnTaylorMitchell Yup. They were making the films and they asked JK if they could add in one of Dumbledores old girlfriends to make it more interesting and she went "No because he's gay." so that's a thing.
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@thetrickster2002 he's perfectly heterosexual. Saying he's gay is like saying that you are a fat lazy rainbow connection seeking puppeteer who can't get a girl to save his life. Any questions? Or will The Doctor have to sort your kind? And BTW you used "your" in the wrong context. NERDFIGHTERS UNITE!!!!!
LolaBeckRox 1 month ago
@LolaBeckRox calm down...so what if he was gay?! im not saying he is (he isnt) but it wouldn't matter...
awesomelyizzy 1 month ago
your gay
TheTrickster2002 1 month ago
@TheTrickster2002 And you have improper grammar...and don't now what satire is.
AnimeCraze4610 1 month ago
yeah and who would you rescue alex? charlie by any chance?....
littlemissruth15 1 month ago
A real quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets. Chapter: Aragog
But Lockheart's disgusting cheeriness.... irritated Harry so much that he yearned to throw Gadding with Ghouls right into Lockheart's stupid face. Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: 'Let's do it tonight.'
Ron read the message, swallowed hard and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded.
(I cut a bit out at ... so it'll fit)
DashyDashyDot 1 month ago 8
Don't know if you have noticed but the writer is a woman, just sayin' and woman like clothes, ever thought of that?!?
skippyteh 1 month ago
@skippyteh This is officially the funniest comment of any of Alex's videos. :P
SookieO 1 month ago
Love it! Funnyest thing ever
Shnufulduful 1 month ago
@TheLittleShits LOL!! Funny you should say that, because my best friend is gay and so is my brother.... What's your take on that I wonder?? Don't judge a book by its cover, matey! XD
animefan749 1 month ago
@777Rowen LOL!!!! fucking brilliant!!!!!
plushalligator 1 month ago
Alex missed something: Diagon Alley. That's diagonally, and THAT'S. NOT. STRAIGHT.
accataKJoe 1 month ago 156
@accataKJoe a diagonal line is still a straight line. FAIL
LawrenceGordon92 3 weeks ago
@accataKJoe a diagonal line is still a straight line. FAIL
LawrenceGordon92 3 weeks ago
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@accataKJoe a diagonal line is still a straight line. FAIL
LawrenceGordon92 3 weeks ago
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@accataKJoe a diagonal line is still a straight line. FAIL
LawrenceGordon92 3 weeks ago
you sound just like him
TiffAmber100 1 month ago