Being jewish Yair Nitzani

[CoolMoorish]

The jew under a Microscope is a fucking liar rat

[Yonkers16]

"this is why nothin bad ever happens in israel" lmao :D

[CoolMoorish]

anOther lei from a jew: tell you guest that when they cut you penis,,,The rabbi sucks the blood of you blooding penis......say all the truth miserable ejws lol

[MegaTruthspoken]

@CoolMoorish u must clearly typing with ur bloodless penis then.

[MegaTruthspoken]

@CoolMoorish Satan isnt a jew because jews are afraid of satan. We invented the idea of satan and brought it to the world. Ask satanics. I would be flattered if another race worshipped us, except they dont. They worship satan. who isnt jewish.

[CoolMoorish]

@MegaTruthspoken ...To undrestand you freaky jew i must blow my head lol

u said jews are afraid of satan ,,,& You invented the idea os satan & brought it to the world...So you miserables jews ,you invented shit & you belive your own shit ??????

like the Holucaust..like the biggest shit ever ,,jews are Gods Chosen pple lol

You fucking jews U suffer from the Metzitzah B"peh-ed Skizophreny,rolf olmao

i mean the blow job party of your rabies who injected the ejwish talmudic poisen

[CoolMoorish]

@MegaTruthspoken --Listen Metzitzah B"peh-ed jew

i think u need a Cup of penis blood fag jew scum :D

[kapushthethird]

ראיתי את זה מלא פעמים, מתי תעלו חדשים?

[Yuval012]

The sence it's "All Israel are brothers",

and that true... we like big family...

and in the army we all the units protecting each other, the Tanks protecting the Infanty soldiers,

the Air force protecting the Tanks, the Navy protecting the Air force.....

[mazakman1957]

Israel is the home of God's chosen people...they will lead the world to salvation...that's not just funny it is GLORIOUS in Jesus' name!

[krishnaabraham]

me gusta este chico ojala la gente al final deje de odiarse por motivos religiosos.

[mobfiggak1]

motherfuck all khazar jews ....98% of white jews in the world,mainly israel

[PinkieMtl]

Hahaha I love this guy.

"In Israel, we are a lot of Jewish."

LOL. I also really like the bit about converting "very veryJewish" just to become "simple" Jewish, heh.

[shakalakaboomboom09]

hahah that's really funny things lolz i cant stop laughing look that 3 foreign worker they are dam serious

[Ashtyian]

Ummmmmmm Anybody can tell me, what is the standard penis size in Irael? LOL

[Elya92Productions]

thats what i call a funny bald israeli

[sk8boarderboy]

lol this is very funny simple jewiiiiish hehehehe

[MuddyManu1]

This is very funny

[glatbaby007]

What's your problem?? Only a sad minded individual could possibly come out with a comment like that...never mind, you're in the minority...of complete morons!!

[felixcock]

Then there is the Head Banging Jewish,they can be seen at the Wailing Wall.Listening to Metallica.

yum kippers.....and custard

[TurkogluMagic15]

hey idw this to sound racist or anything,

but why dont u were one of those hats the other jewish ppl wear?

the yamacas or imnoras or anything?

[Honlohoho1]

we don't wear those hats because that would make us look stupid...

[ameshkin69]

Hmmm...the problem with "the jewish"...

The biggest problem is they think they are god's chosen people, which makes them actually think God "GAVE" them land, which makes them think its OK to lock up their BROTHER ARABS into giant cages(gaza) and makes them think its OK to cut off t heir water, food, fuel and supplies...and THEN when they get rockets fired at them, they play the victim and then we(americans) give them nmoney so they can kill more of their genetic twins.

That's the problem...

[GeorgeGalloway0]

1. We are the ones who lock up in a little cage (Israel) that surrounded by radical Muslims who trying to destroy us.

2. The only time we cut off their water and turn off the electricity (only for few hours) was when your Muslims brothers sent in one day more then 100 rockets towards Israel.

3. You are not American you are radical Muslim who came to U.S

to do bad things.

[Honlohoho1]

I must say, he explains very beautifully...

[SXM0]

being jewish means you are a greedy, self appreciating, snide kike who leaches from others while stabbing them in the back! nasty lot they are.

[Shlufi]

Jews, per capita, have contributed more to Humanity and what make us human than any other people. They invented what we accept as morality, were one of the first people to record history, and immense contributions to science are outright flabergasting. Jesus lived and died as a Jew. Albert Einstein, the greatest scientist of the 20th century, was a Jew. Jonas Salk, who cured Polio, was a Jew. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about, I grew up with Jews and they're a wonderful people.

[ameshkin69]

Wonderful people? Some of them are...but most of them have become the new south africa.

How do you explain locking up millions of people in their own land without access to water, fuel, food or supplies? How do you explain building JEW ONLY settlements on their land.

How do you explain the thousands of vidoes on youtube shopwing jewish settlers calling Palestinians dogs, unhuman, and the hundreds of beatings of palestinians you can find on this website?!!?

OMG. I have so many videos 4 u

[consultancystore]

nice to know there are still racist and ignorant people like you around!

[niro2pufs]

yeah yeah yeah fuck you

you fucking brain washed fool

[10cjman10]

SO good & so right

[ashamay100]

that must be a glass of vodka on his desk...

[godblessUSMC]

KIKES ARE SHIT

[fsroor]

im no jew but im getting closer to it:)

[hema1109]

You cant, to be a jewish you have to be born jewish, one of the 12th tribes, they will consider you a second class jew

[fsroor]

a second class jew ... i dont mind that ... its a nice faith u must be egyption .....

[sokol2103]

he has reason you have to be one of the 12th. what religion you are practizing now

[fsroor]

no religion i jsut keep my soul close to HASHEM THE ALMIGHTY :)

[tophatsaremagic]

First of all, its only the tribes of Judah, Simeon, Benjamin, and the parts of Levi within them, but regardless, you don't need to be one of their decedents to be a Jew, you just need to be of the Jewish faith. If your not Jewish, and dont know what your talking about, quite misinforming people.

[fsroor]

chabad will help me ;) thanks for the info ;) i need to get closer to HASHEM THE ALMIGHTY ... KEEP JESUS FOR YOUR SELF ...

[Honlohoho1]

so you want to be jewish? you want to be simple, medium or very very?

[fsroor]

everything :d

[randyfx]

love it.  i would like to hear from the workers sitting with Yair.

[TheLatigoKid]

B'H!!

[marcovales]

Very, very good!

[mctali]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח יאיר ניצני

אחורי החדשות חעיע

[Dometooplz]

he sure is a very simple jew >.>

[OtipDmoor]

Hehe, Nitzani is realy funny. It's even more funny to see all the jewish haters responses in here :)

[Imlovingevery1]

wait so are these the only stuff he did on that show????

[Imlovingevery1]

we need move videos of him

[MrZeigel]

Kol ha kavod!!!!!!!

[MrZeigel]

What kind of jewish are you? Simple, Medium ou Very very?

[MrZeigel]

I'm simple..

[photomovie]

I'm medium. Baruch Hashem.

[AnotherGirl2]

גדול!!!! כואב לי הפרצוף!

[ilanmagic]

excellent video!!!!

[saritina]

Wow!! hilarious video, I love this guy!

Oh, you people should learn to laugh at yourselves. Anyways, how could a JEW be Antisemitist?

[marka110]

This guy is very funny.

[marka110]

Why is iran only for iran why is saudi only for saudi why is yemen only for yemen WHY IS THE MIDDLE EAST ONLY FOR MUSLIMS.

[PersianQueenz]

@marka110 hey i know its a bit too late to reply since your comment is from 4 years ago but Iran is for Persians and those other nations you mentioned are arab and there is a difference :) so there is only Iran and Israel that are not arabic and are located in midddle east

[rpknyy2]

Wow, a screen name "JEWbastards"...shame. And I'm a Christian. Remember that Israel was the one who was attacked initially. And kicked your ass's. There's an old saying.."The Palestinians never lose an opportunity to lose an opportunity"..........Peace

[rulos06]

uuuuu! im so scared !

why dont you shut up!

[rpknyy2]

Just get over it! Yair Nitzani is beyond funny....He's hysterical! Let's just lighten up and laugh, ok? Shalom Shalom

[rulos06]

excelente video!!!! AM ISRAEL HAI!

[freeneasy81]

its hilarious

[yadtab]

Great satire and very funny. Yair Nitzani is a wonderful comedian and I really enjoyed this video which isn't antisemetic. He is just making fun of some aspects of our lives and a people should know how to make fun of itself.

[evodragon666]

Hahaha, I love this video.

Get over it everyone who's saying he's insulting. He's jewish, so why would he be trying to insult Jews? It's a comedy, not an insult. Israeli's have that wonderful ability to laugh at themselves.

[SUPERVIDEOBRASIL]

Funny, people in Israel have a big humor sense, Mazal Tov !!!

[dousimb]

Very good humor and if the political correctness nuts disagree so be it. They are trying to ruin this country in all our schools as they have done with prayers no mater the religion

[motek42]

(continuation from prevoius comment)

2 there are major salary problems here where people (citizens) don't get paid for months and then they go on strike (seems like it happens every week now) 3 the haredim say they don't have to go to the army b/c their prayers "protect us" -and we can all see how well that works out!

[boshemleich]

Ehhem, I am charedi and went to the army. Did YOU got to the army? And its a load of crock, that you can ONLY convert with "extreme orthodoxy" what does that mean anyway?

[motek42]

I now live in Be'er Sheva this is just too funny! Sounds like some simple hilonim I know & it even highlights 3 important facts about living in Israel: 1 the rabbanoot controls a lot (you can only convert with extreme orthodoxy) (cont...)

[ulamark12]

I don't like those narrow-mind people who made some comments in a "very serious" way about"good or bad English". They must undestand that this is "Humor,humor and hum...orrrr !" - not Parlament Speech! Laugh,people, till the time we can! Don't get so "stupid serious". Life is too short!

[pompeynw3]

IT'S SATIRE!!! You're supposed to appreciate that for what it is!!

[semarks]

Good grief - can't you recognise satire when you see it?

[RebeccaNY]

Fun to watch! Don't take it too seriously - it's just a comedy video!

[gabbs74]

As Charlotte said, its precisely a way of making fun of jewish way of speaking and talking and thinking. Its commedy. BTW, in Israel people dont have that "pollitically correct" paranoia so common in America...

[charlotteamalie]

Yair, it's not nice to call these people "strange". In English they are called "foreign". If you want to see "strange" people, go to the New York City subway at rush hour or perhaps the park at Union Square. These nice people are just "foreign" but definitely not "strange".

[IsraelInside]

The way he speaks is somehow a parody of Israelis with poor English skills making a direct translation from Hebrew to English.

In addition, he implements on prejudices some people have.

[charlotteamalie]

It is a common mistake Israelis make all the time mixing up the words "foreign" and "strange" which mean the same thing in Hebrew but are totally different in English. The only problem is these poor nebbachs don't have any English skills to correct him. It is not nice to call someone "strange" in English, unless that person is say, Ted Kennedy or Al Franken...

[evewalg]

It is derogatory to the Jewish People & Culture, besides, the gentleman should learn English before going on a microphone

[chaimkeh]

in hebrew the word "zar" means both "strange" and "foreign" he didnt know that in english "strange" doesn't mean the same thing as "foreign" and in the end he tells them that he loves them so...

[doombir]

Come on, all the mistakes are on purpose. Those are sketches only someone who speaks both English and Hebrew can understand.