House of Mouse - I'm no Fool

[TheVioletDobbins]

Lesson learned: dont steal bread

[Santoryu92]

1:20

Has he actually seen Bambi?

Bambi turns into a major badass at the end of the movie.

[ExplorerDS6789]

@Santoryu92 House of Mouse had a tendency to bring to light all the ridicule taken in by certain characters. Many people call Bambi wimpy, so they addressed that here. Another running gag is that nobody can understand what Donald says. It's just Disney taking a shot at themselves.

[Chapstick817]

1:12 belle and the beast: "maybe you'll have puppies...maybe you won't" I can't believe they went there! Best line XD

[gitarrtim]

How did the the tree came in the house?

[TheJuuchan]

jiminy just spoiled all the movies. thanks pal for watching them instead of the kids..

[culieskye]

How to play Disney in 2 minutes...

[LupineVolt]

Jiminy was then beaten to death by a crowd of villians after the show.

[emily558ful]

never sell your voice to a giant sea witch just because u have a crush in some guy 

[KonaKonaKaabisteru]

He just busted all the Disney Movies in one sitting.

Man, I miss this show so much... one of the most PERFECT Disney-shows Disney Company has ever made.

[nepomusik]

@KonaKonaKaabisteru

Amen, it managed to pay tribute to so much of Disney's past and present. If I did have to give a slight downside it's that they did end up being a conduit for re-airing old Disney shorts at the time Mickey Mouse Works was finished, but watching that was worth it just to see some Disney interaction and pollination.

[thebigall21]

Whaaaaaat??? I had never scene Mulan on the House Of Mouse, not even Scar either!

[disneyhistoryfan]

You tell them jimminy!

if only he was in the actual movies and told them before the events happened whoops!

a little late jimminy!

[BobaFettJangoFett]

I wonder what Scar wants with Jimminy

[BobaFettJangoFett]

0:37, About dang time i found this scene. I wonder how Scar came back to lige. Probably Hades's doing. Plus, hes also at 1:46 with Hades. That is epic.

[geekgo4]

0:42, There really were no Disney Villains that had none of that, weren't there?

[BasilSherlockson]

Hehe their rendition of Foulfellow reminds me of the way I DRAW him! :3 Neat!

[764japan]

I luved this cartoon wen i wus smaller cant believe i remembered it XD

[arcopizzicato]

dear disney, WHERE'S MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!

[sorandomfan197]

disney teaches its characters

[Godsgreatestgift1000]

this was the best mickey mouse cartoon

[Desotto1]

Jiminy just shot down every popular disney movie in like a minute XD

[TheHonp]

Jack Sparrow should have been in there.

"Don't make too many sequels. They'll keep decreasing in quality and making you look foolish."

[alexzinger123]

I gota say, disney sold out...loved this show though....

[FrankTheShyGuy]

There is NOTHING to see in that elephant graveyard. End of story.

[sorandomfan197]

One of the best shows of Disney hell yeah

[avalanchesuperstar]

These are terrible voices. Dickie Jones should sue Disney for making him sound like a retard.

[realdogsoupandnuts]

Wow i watched almost all of these! XD

[MrAndrewsaccount92]

Jiminy : "Hey, Don't steal bread!"

Aladdin : That's easy for you to say. YOU"RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO STARVE ON THE STREETS!"

[PokeMasterKelly]

lesson learned: don't steal bread

[Barbie123624]

I liked watching Toon Disney as a early teenager

[PREZILLA2009]

Wow herculies voice sounds terrible :(

[Darkrising1993]

mabey you'll meet someone special, mabey you won't. Great Jiminy burn on Quasimodo

[CynthiaShirona149]

Is it me, or does Jeremy Cricket sound like Inspector Gadget ''Button!!!'

Also, I think he's the cause of how Youtube now have these stupid Copyright things!

[jessicax3705]

And hey, don't steal bread!

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

The Beast's expresion is EPIC!

[Bitsy83]

I'll be your girlfriend, Quasi!!!!!

[pathora44]

Quasimodo got a girlfriend in the sequel movie at least and lol at Belle and Beast and lastly why was Shere Khan hanging out with Moghli and the other animals he tried to eat the dumb kid.

[tregorn]

there is nothing to see in the elephant graveyard end of story. lol

[TheLoveableToasty]

LMA0 When he is talking about belle and Beast is he saying they can never have children? It was funny but I didn't get that part haha.

[mxgirl918]

i love how he says "Maybe you'll have puppies..." and they show the 101 Dalmations then "...maybe you won't" and they show Belle and the beast xD lol

[Godsgreatestgift1000]

jiminy cricket's advice 2 aladdin shouldve been u dont have 2 be a prince in order 4 u 2 impress jasmaine just be yourself

[PrivatePikachu1]

quasimodo is just like yeah shut the fuck up jiminy 1:10

[minusjosh]

Hey, don't steal bread.

[Janellelynnmayo]

2:09, Lol, u call that magic. Ha, Hades if much worse. BANG. The blue fairy is actually just as bad as Hades.

[amj1151999]

"Maybe you'll have puppies maybe you wont" LMFAO -DeaD-

[Jarjarlouis]

Brer bear at 00:33

[Breewilly]

Dang he just busted out hunchback and beast! OUCH OUCH OUCH!

[WDJBPhilly4]

Here's Rod Roddy!

[brutsi]

I lol'd bigtime when the camera panned to beauty and the beast. "maybe you won't" (have puppies/offspring). So, did Jimmy Cricket imply that the beast is going at it with Belle?

[xoxospoiledgirl]

What the intro should be: "and now, jiminey cricket with vital information for your everyday life."

[snarkus63]

Oh,and there's no sex in the champagne room.

[KaylieMcKay]

and thank goodness none of them listened to him, becasue we wouldnt have any decent Disney movies otherwise :D 

[MCEProd22]

All 3 versions of sunscreen gives good advice.

Baz's is basic.

Chris Rock is interacial.

and Jiminy is kid friendly. Love to see him tackle Tangled though

[nancydrew365]

Well if none of that stuff happened in the movies it wouldn't be good stories and not the disney everyone loves. The CLASSICS are GREAT

[roxie883]

his name is honest john jiminy. :)

[fivebearrugs]

@roxie883 Actually his full name is J. Worthington Foulfellow, but he calls himself "Honest John". ;)

[gordogreat74]

I wish they could do this with the Muppets, Sesame Street, Fraggle, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth & so on! hehe.

[Akfamilyhome]

And hey, don't steal bread. LOL

[GOTHGAM08]

OK, I love how Hunchback was like "F you man, I found a chick in my sequel." And, Beast was so effing ticked. Ok, and I loved how for Jungle Book it said, "Live in the jungle once but leave before it makes you hard."

[nebulapony]

I seriously miss this show!

[madmadameminx]

There's nothing to see in The Elephant Graveyard. End of story.

[SilverNinjaUmbreon]

@madmadameminx and i lovbe how simba and nala are just like "oh fuck no...how did he know?"

[johnnieRad]

Hercules & Aladdin!

[magicsiren91]

aww poor quasi lol

[sofymo]

so why the hell did disney stop putting any witty dialogue in their new characters again?

and why did they stop amazing ideas like this from running on tv again and replacing it with wizards of waverly place suite life and hannah montana?

OH RIGHT THEYRE ALL ON CRACK if i ever successfully make it into the disney company, which i dream of doing, i promise you all i will make the movies as good as they once were.

[Dragonstorm787]

This is a parody of something but I can't seem to place it...

[MuonRay]

@Dragonstorm787 I think its supposed to be a take on the "Wear Sunscreen" essay( also known as "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young")

[Dragonstorm787]

@MuonRay

Yes! That's it! That's what I was thinking of! lol

I haven't heard that in years since my graduation! Thank you for sharing the title with me. now I can go look it up again!

[AwesomeKoko1]

I love how Hercules said he wants Jiminy to be his trainer instead of Phil... and Phil was right there :D

[thelinkingparks]

"Live in the jungle once, but leave before it makes you hard."

Disney makes these subtle jokes on purpose!! LOL

[arceustonu]

After this all the villains were thinking: "KILL HIM!"

[RashaAbdelnour]

Aladin the movie

[CoolioRockstar]

How the heck did they end up finding the voice of Jiminy Cricket since Pinoccio has be around almost 50 years now!

[arceustonu]

@CoolioRockstar It is 70 and the 'live to be 103' was a real life referance to himself at the time. He died recently though

[CoolioRockstar]

@arceustonu wow, Thats sad :(. Still, A great show needed Jiminy Cricket their to make it awesome and epic!

[Haley24x7]

1:54 HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKIN JIMMY NEUTRON!!!!!!!!

[karenhenriquez]

@Haley24x7 yea

[Haley24x7]

sad thing is this is all true...

[LoveMe06HateMe]

I WANT U 2 B MY MONKEY INSTEAD OF ABOO!

note 2 self: never name any1 abo, it just isnt right.

[michaelsar12]

You know, Shere Khan and Kaa sitting next to Baloo, Mowgli, and Bagheera kinda proves my theory: They were just ACTING evil in the movies.

[TherealRNO]

@michaelsar12: Plus, watch the 90's "Tailspin" series, in which the jungle animals have human jobs (Baloo is a pilot, Khan is a CEO executive, Kaa is Khan's lackey, Louie runs a sleazy restaurant hang-out with a Hawaiian motif, et al) or watch "Jungle Cubs" in which the core gang is regressed to younger ages. In both of them, they're friends.

[Kartoonkid95]

Disney won't approve bestitality! End of story!

[sakonaga1]

hahahahahah, I wonder what foul fellow was going to do to all those little boys on pleasure island.

[SnakkeBikkje]

Beast's dick into Belle's pussy = WIN! :D

[CoolioRockstar]

OMG I finally miss his "Im no Fool" Thing from 1950s or 1960s or even 1940s if someone knew, He's the original DISNEY BEST! other than Stitch

[PoliticalWunderkind]

"And remember, no matter what Goofy says, there is no sex in the Champagne Room. None."

[LookinHotDangerous]

"Live In The Jungle Once But Leave Before It Makes You Hard."

What does that mean?!

[fivebearrugs]

@LookinHotDangerous Perhaps it means "live in the jungle before it makes you into a savage"...

[AymsterSilver]

"Maybe you'll meet someone special...Maybe you won't."

AWwww Quasi.

[TherealRNO]

@AymsterSilver: This was BEFORE Hunchback II, where Quasi gets a girl.

[EndlessVox]

I love this, it's a clever parody of "Always wear sunscreen." XD

[CosplayCore]

@EndlessVox

I never realized how funny this cartoon was until today. xD 0: 55 is PRICELESS look at them! :'D And its funny how this really kind of sounds like Jiminy Cricket rapping with a beat... :'D 1:10 ... Thats a troll, Jiminy. Way to go. You just trolled The Hunchback Of Notre Dame... And I see Beast at 1:13... Looks kind of upset. ROFL 1:32 ... Well, at least they did Volpe and Felino right... xD I saw a Disney Land video where they weren't painted right and I spotted it right away. lol

[CosplayCore]

@CosplayCore

By the way... "Volpe" means "Fox" and "Felino" means "Cat". I know their names were Honest John and Gideon in the Disney classic, but I'm like... Pinocchio nerd... lol In the original fairytale, their names were just as I said in Italian. lol

[CosplayCore]

@CosplayCore

2:16 I'm totally melting... :D Cute, cute, cute, TOO CUUUUTE little puppet!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Ah, I <3 Pinocchio... Speaking of him, though... There was this "mess-up" in the classic Disney film where Pinocchio's shirt goes from yellow to white during the puppet theater scene. I drew the scene on my Wacom and colored it and gave him a yellow shirt. Was I right to do that?

[LittlePinkSnowball]

"if your first name is sleeping and your last name is beauty..."

how many people would that piece of advice actually apply too??

[Kelaiah01]

WHOA, its moments like these that means that Disney NEEDS TO BRING THIS SHOW BACK!!!! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! *siiiigh* Heh heh heh, my personal favorite part was "Don't sell your voice to a gigantic witch for a boy you like" and then Ariel reaches over and yanks off Ursula's seashell. rofl

[ATMofAnubis]

1:13- Beast is like, "SAY WHAT?!"

[CubfanDaMann]

Jiminy Cricket to Robert Iger (CEO of Disney) Don't abandon traditional animation for money.

[Monkeeperson]

@willowbreeze121 She's an evil fairy Godmother

"The character is Disney's adaptation of the wicked fairy godmother from the original fairy tale."

[40514073]

What do you all think that Jiminy say to stitch (626) ?

[BPFanatico]

Ariel's expression @ 0:44, makes me wonder why she looks nervous?

[hyperskreem]

its cool to see all the characters new and old in the same room

[Omochao0]

@hyperskreem There's no new characters...

[mermaidamp]

R.I.P. Eddie. We'll miss U.

[SmashLiXs]

to prince from princess & frog

"green isn't everything, you have a literal green back now"

(i know that movie came later)

[40514073]

@SmashLiXs You mean Prince Naveen ?

[SmashLiXs]

@40514073 whatever his name is

[komakoma876]

You gotta love Beast's expression.

He's all "The F#@k you just say."

But Belle is sitting there all subtle.

[OdaKa]

@komakoma876

Belle seemed to be pretty traumatized about the whole thing.

[PichuABC]

@komakoma876 beast's face ROFL!

*sigh* i miss this show...

[Misskayseeluvsu]

I miss this show!

[BEASLAND000]

Does anybody have a clip in which pinochio says that his nose will grow?

[AlexMoby]

I like the concept of mixing Disney characters up (Kingdom Hearts). But The House of the Mouse completely ridicules them. Where is the magic with Aurora getting a sawing machine ? Why has Chernabog lost all his power of scare ?

[DisneyLoveQ]

@AlexMoby The show is great and I prefer House of Mouse over Kingdom Hears to tell the truth (No offence to anyone)

[marvelgirlmarvel]

@AlexMoby It's a kid's show, loosen up

[quietqueen542]

oh god for a second there, i thought he was going to start rapping XD 0:19

[gantzgun74]

This is, without a doubt, Jiminy Cricket's ultimate Crowning Moment of Awesome in any shape or form of media. XDDDDDDD Not only does he apply logic to Disney movies, otherwise ripping said movie's plotines a new one, but he also does it, by just being... Well, Jiminy. LOL

Genre Savvy doesn't even begin to cover that sequence. That was just pure hilarity, from the characters reactions, to the implied jokes (Like the one against Beauty and the Beast.)

All in all, worthy of a fav. XDDDDD

[ThePreamnarak]

"Never sell your voice to a giant sea witch!"

"And how can I be a human!!!"

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I'm gonna follow the cricket's advice anytime I visit a Disney cartoon.

[mermaidamp]

R.I.P. Eddie. We'll miss U!

[ZMommaL56]

Pinocchio says "Knock it off, you guys! Jiminy's my conscience! " at 1:53

[ZMommaL56]

Never sell your laugh to a bullying cousin just because you have a crush on someone.

[MondoBeno]

How about:

1. Don't live with seven womanless midgets when you're a nubile young vigrin.

2. Dont trust lesbians, because they're either scrawny with dog-fur fetishes, or deep voiced and dykish.

3. Boys who have fun can expect to be turned into donkeys and sold as slaves.

4. Ugly old women are always evil.

[1aundulxaldin]

Genre Savvy.

[theuninspiredpoet]

It's the Suntan Song but Disney version!! How did I not know about this sooner?

[garzilla3dx]

Did Jimeny just try to bring logic into a cartoon? 0_0

[Mousegirl1122]

Quasimodo doesn't look very happy....

[Zenardo]

@Mousegirl1122 Would you be if some blonde hair town guard steals the one you like?

[nekomarulupin]

maybe you'll have puppies

maybe you won't

0_o...did they just make a bestiality joke?

[CoolioRockstar]

Jiminy is AWESOME, I was at WDW and he and Pinocio Followed me while i sang to Im no Fool from the original, it ruled!!!!

[NicoleRag]

Hhahahahaha that so funny when Ariel snatches Ursalas neclace and I cant beleve that tiger in jungle book was sitting right next to mowgli even though that tiger wants to kill him o__o ...scary...

[joshualiu1993]

RIP Eddie Carroll.

[disneyrangerblue02]

@joshualiu1993 Amen to that, Joshualiu.

(Phil, you'd better make us proud!)

[wizardwarrior713]

Wow. The guards threaten Aladdin not to steal bread, and he says he's gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. A foreign cricket tells him not to steal bread, and later he wants to replace Abu with Jiminy xD

[AfterTheWind]

1:08 - 1:13 LOL!

[FeelinComplexical]

Loved this show, just cause most of every single Disney movie character was in it (:

[rob52xbhs]

He basically pointed out all the flaws in the Disney Movies lol

[Noodlelette]

Yay Grandmother willow :)

[Xunkun]

1:13 - TMI, Jimmy.

[LihAniaih]

I laughed SO HARD when he said "Maybe you'll meet someone special," and then cut to Quasimodo and said "maybe you won't." SO TRUE!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL! Poor guy got jipped.

[boffinme80]

@LihAniaih Ahh but he did in the second one! lol The second Hunchback ofNotre Dame is terrible but Quasimodo did get someone in the end!

[LihAniaih]

@boffinme80 That is true, but Hunchback II is one of those Disney sequels I've never accepted. The quality just wasn't the same, and it was just an obvious money-grab (typical in that time of the Eisner-era).

[boffinme80]

@LihAniaih I know. As I mentioned before it's a horrendous sequel but I was happy for Quasimodo. But in the original HOND the novel I bet you realise that Quasi died, so did Esmeralda and Frollio. Phoebus lived but he didn't have a happy ending either. Neither of them did. It was a really sad novel, so Quasi wasn't supposed to get anyone. And yeah I hate Eisner. He made everything crap and made all this stupid new rules to Disney locking everything nice away and now we have Hannah Montana.

[boffinme80]

@LihAniaih I dislike most Disney sequels but the only ones Iiked were Bambi 2 Lion King 2, Toy Story 2 and Cinderella 3 because Cinderella and the Prince had more personality.

The worst sequel ever in my opinion is Cinderella 2 followed by The Little Mermaid 2 and Lady and the Tramp 2.

[boffinme80]

@LihAniaih And Toy Story 3. Forogt to add that to my favourites sequels!

[ctdsnark]

He forgot to warn us about sunscreen.

[babw12]

i miss this show SO much!!

[eelyak19]

I heard the original version of this song today and I was like... that sounds familiar, haha!! I love that they parodied Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen, and none of the kids know what that is, haha!

[DonaldvsSephy]

XDDD I loved this, this was pure lampshading all around, especially his advice to Ariel.

[dottiedots221]

1:14 is soooo wrong XD

"Maybe you'll have puppies...maybe u won't!!!!" Haha I get it!

[TheVivvav]

Jiminy just owned over half a century of his own fucking company's legacy.

This has to be one of the funniest and clever things Disney has ever done.

[Stealthpaw1]

i miss this show...

[omarinem]

0:49 "A giant sea witch? I'm gonna sit on you Jiminy Cricket!"

[fredjerk69]

0:39 Gotta love scar's expression!

[alchemiust]

Quasimodo,s face was like Screw you to Jimminy Cricket

[StriveProductions]

damn jimminy cricket is one hell of a philospher he just mind fucked all those characters and made dem realize reality haha

[911Goofy]

This is a reference to that "Suntan Lotion" advice speech.

The final thing he said secured the reference. "But trust me on the sunscreen thing."

[911Goofy]

Source: watch?v=I5NAPZp2w-o

[airachica]

That "maybe you find someone, maybe you don't" at 'Quasimodo was mean XD and he DID find love :P

[mermaidamp]

I can't believe that Jiminy Cricket is smart enough to talk to people about doing things that can affect your conscience. He must be 1 smart cookie. 

[mermaidamp]

Conscience is cool.

[TheNinjaMouse]

"Maybe you'll have puppies..."

*cut to Belle and the Beast*

"...maybe you won't."

o_O

[stereomaxout]

@TheNinjaMouse I love the father dogs "Yeah thats right" face.

And Beasts "Awkward" face.

[Humbledingify]

@TheNinjaMouse " Maybe you'll get a brain, a heart, and courage..."

* Cut to Ed, Edd, and Eddy*

"...maybe you won't."

[rob52xbhs]

@TheNinjaMouse Thats actually really funny, but the Beast and Belle could have kids cause he is human ^^

[savedogz]

@TheNinjaMouse did you see beasts expression lol

[CubfanDaMann]

@TheNinjaMouse lol they're looking as if to say "We gave you one of the best love stories in Disney history and that is the most creative thing you got?"

[Mspokemonfan2]

"there's nothing 2 c @ the E.G."

Simba + Nala go hidding

SCAR'S FAULT!

"An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince."

[Mspokemonfan2]

i would hire him to piss off scar