Surprise forth film pitch, Zombie Shark with Snakes for Legs

[foobee2]

At first I didn't really get the point of the pitch. i wondered to myself, "why would he be pitching a scientific documentary as a sci-fi movie?". Everyone knows the zombie snake leg shark ( or Selachimorpha Morbus Pedal Serpentus in the latin) is real. But your enthusiasm has won me over. If you were to make the zombie snake leg shark able to talk and have psychic powers, then I could see it as sci-fi. I'd like to volunteer myself as the voice for said antagonist.

[jamcam80s]

Very funny, don't think the american's fully get the dry brittish wit. This could actually be a comdey series or a skit on a sketch show, every week a new and even more insane movie pitch.

[madeinleb02]

Now these idiots who totally didn't believe in you are idiots because the whole thing is happening right now, and I am so exited about it, it's the biggest thing in my life!

[pythonlover08]

you stayed awake because you was excited?? its a shame nobody else shares your excitements you sick self obsessed little fuck

[MostFamousDavid]

I've received dozens of e-mails and messages about this. I think you're jealous and probably a little angry that you didn't have the sense of humour to appreciate when I was joking. Sorry if you got your feelings hurt.

[lismrrs]

Hi David,

Well looks like your ideas are coming into fruition......who is laughing now ;)

[thedungbreathman]

This could be what Snakes on a Plane should have been but wasn't.

[gunterbraum]

Viel Glück!

[jurgenstrauss]

Ja! This would be the camp classic of the decade! Make it a musical!

[atheistpeoplesfront]

i like the bit where you die at the end

[atheistking]

YOU REMIND ME OF A DEAD PERSON.

[kryshen2]

you have no idea how confusing it was for me to watch pundits taking them seriously everyone laughed... and I just looked around confusedly... now I get you... kep going, I also think a little more connection to your audience will help... a live audience would help with that lol

[kryshen2]

enjoyable, it is infinitely more humorous to view your movies without taking you seriously...

have I mentioned you remind me of Stephen Colbert?

[lesoremp]

Sad thing is, you're probably serious.

[MostFamousDavid]

Definitely.

[atheistking]

THE SAD THING IS HE IS GOING TO DIE.

[TimPervito]

Sorry manager of the year, I am sorry maybe I am being abit unfair with you I mean you have been in how many films? and have managed how many wrestlers? and voiced how many video game characters? and made how many Tv appearances have you made now? and how many film ideas of yours has actually been snapped up?

If you can answer one to any of these good for you mate, but something tells me you can't

[MostFamousDavid]

I have been in four films. I have wrestled wrestlers on three continents... I really don't need to go any further, because you have clearly been taken in by my wrestling character, and are out of your depth. I feel sorry for you.

[TimPervito]

Thats the worst Idea I ever heard in my life...Your So Awful mate really.

You will be the handsome leader...one your not handsome and two your rubbish

watched all your videos and you are pathetic

[MostFamousDavid]

You've watched all my videos, missed the point of them, and written a poorly executed insult, and I am the one who is pathetic?

Keep telling yourself that. Good luck mumbling over your lines at some small time wrestling promotion.