Imran Yusuf - Edinburgh Comedy Fest 2010

[LJDee91]

lol I actually do the preferred language thing

[Wheelz2016]

Im not rascist i have a coloured television.

[styliee14]

im not racist i have a colour television

[supermanlypunch]

The I blew up the train! If it's that last thing I do I am going to use that joke SOMEHOW in a normal conversation.

[TheComradeRoss]

I love how most people didnt cheer when asked proud to be British... hehe

Soar Alba!

[adamobizzle]

14 People were on that train that Imran Blew up.

[jocomoko1]

wats bmp



[MaestroBabs]

He's like an British Aziz Ansari! :D

[Nikozation]

British jokes are shite in Scotland!

[17jun1989]

Why have English(US), whats the differences.

[fluffymole0913]

@17jun1989 Different spelling and some different words are used.

[SniperTop]

@17jun1989

Let's see, spelling of words which have ou [colour -> color] and s [organise -> organize] among others.

You also have words which they've replaced - Pavement - > sidewalk, because Americans get run over on the pavement now [road]. You get the idea.

And yes...I'm British. English(UK) ftw.

[17jun1989]

Btw for those who don't know, Nick Griffin is Family Guy.

[TheEpic786]

@17jun1989 no hes not that peer griffin nick is bnp

[0MrAnon2]

I pissed myself at the train comment at the end the first time I saw this

[lolzygirl18]

LOL!!! I love this

Ive seen him in the 2011 one and he is SOOO funny

[libby69er]

think it should just be the correct one English UK

[N4TH4N09]

Blew up the train!

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

probably did

[incalebus1]

14 people are Muslims living in Britain

[SLVRwill7]

Then i blew up the train

[0llieEvs]

this guy is amazing!!

[mattyreynolds1990]

BNP joke kills it!

[mattyreynolds1990]

Bangers N Punani no? LOOOL

[ffatmama]

i swear people who talk in cinemas CAN GO TO HELL they ruined harry potter for me

[winspyy]

@ffatmama harry potter was ruined when they made a sequal...

[tomboy287]

THEN I BLEW UP THE TRAIN

[spider23000]

He's SO skinny!

[gravidplum]

Bloke talks sense.

[JackyRowe]

Everything he says is fantastic, but his delivery needs more work, I think

[shootingzen28]

Very good!

[madmaninuk]

13 people are not proud to be british

[dharma6662000]

He's just not funny. He relies on too many gimmicks. So what if he is Muslim? I don't care. Being a Muslim, and telling jokes about Muslims does not make you funny. It's the same with the people that say to tall people "What's the weather like up there?". It's just not funny. It's an observation.

[Girlyhour]

woohoo! you rock!

[13Bee1]

yes and since there's no English (AUS) I always choose english (UK) :D:D:D

[SausageMunchingNinja]

@ben247 if I had to guess your age, I'd say you were 10 years old. I'm right aren't I? :)

[hiimnatasha]

"with a massive pink turban"

[DaRunTingsCrew]

@ben247...Don't you just love em :),

[ndubzareawesome]

english (UK) all the way babioo! ;D

[meerkw]

He needs a good feed.

[Sefearion]

*Strikes a pose*

"Then I blew up the train!"

[woodbroughton]

He says if you carry on like a bell end then no one will like you and he is right because he walks on like a bell end and i really don't like him

[biffen89]

This guy sucked. Didn't laugh once. Didn't even smile.

[ben247]

paki



[Videoassessment]

@ben247 oh aren't you just so smart. Your power of deduction is incredible you should work for the police.

[BRMC888]

Does anybody seriously care about the English (US) thing?

It only changes a few words like "Colour" to "Color"

[advers1078]

@BRMC888 if nobody cared the default in america would be English(UK) wouldn't it.

[BRMC888]

@advers1078 Well you have a good point, the developers of the programs obviously do :D

[EvlNabiki]

I'm Canadian, and I change it to English (Canada), which, surprisingly, now exists... funniest bit? It doesna put a red squiggly line underneath "eh"... It makes me a happeh monkey ^_^

[emzyem27]

Carry on like a bellend..no one will like you! Love this guy :') <3

[Inyourface209]

You talk inside the cinema - you can go to HELL! >XDD This guy is funnehhh :D

[yavuzo1]

ok i just paused it at 11 seconds and i already think that hes going to attempt at being funny by making an arab or muslim joke. see how we go..

[jc210103]

...unfunny

[123Hellie321]

@potterwilllive

you're right that they aren't the same, they're different forms of the language. Like they speak a different form of French in Canada than in France, and with different pronunciation. If you didn't have the choice to differentiate between the two, then you would come across words like nappy and tights (words that you don't even use in American English.)

[PoisonTester]

carry on like a bell end, NO ONE WILL LIKE YOU! :)

best advice I've been given for ages

[potthead04]

THERE SHOULD NOT EVEN BE AN ENGLIGH (US)...if you have to differentiate the two then they aren't the same fucking language...

there is English and then whatever the hell language they speak in America, to be honest I don't know what it is...

[TheMihong]

I LOVE THIS GUY!

"I seem to have assaulted your elbow with my elbow."

[jaga89]

@TheMihong Eyeball..

[Studio4474]

Not a great comic, thats as far as my constructive critisism goes.

[TheTridentNICK]

talk in the cinema and u can go 2 hell

[Tracymmo]

@TheTridentNICK There needs to be a button you can push to open a trap door underneath anyone talking during a movie.

[SammyBoy328]

@Tracymmo, That's quite a good idea. But you just know that if you had that power at your disposal, you'd use it just because you could. Let's say, hypothetically, someone comes in, they've had a bad day and they give you a dirty look. You know there going through this "trap door" you mentioned :P

[Tracymmo]

@SammyBoy328 Entirely possible, I must admit, but I'm willing to risk it. :) I loved a public service ad in US movie theaters that showed a guy yammering on his cell phone during a movie, his seat then catapulting him into the screen.

[Videoassessment]

absolutely cracks me up every time! I think he's fantastic.

[thedarkergerkin]

4 racists couldnt find theier colour television

[iKebs]

Shite Muslim comedian is a fucking idiot.

[MegaRupertBear]

@iKebs Shite racist dick is a fucking idiot

[TheJfollowill]

It's a great day when there is a Muslim Asian fella on stage and the only thing the brain dead bigots on youtube can argue about is whether Scotland should be in Britain!, here here I shall be gone and will let you dimwits continue to run and smash into eachothers heads to see which one is the thickest.

[Hicksy810]

'carry on like a bellend, no-one will like you'

brilliant :')

[potterwilllive]

''Gimme a cheer if your proud to be british! *tumbleweed rolls by*" Welcome to Scotland.

[Sadja87]

@potterwilllive Hahaha, I thought the exact same thing! XD I'm also Scottish, so I get where the room is coming from. He picked the wrong place to ask that question.

[MattySP34Ks]

this man here is fucking awesome =D

[arl1991]

this guy is a class act, cant wait to see more of him in the future

[joeyjoe121]

@GuanabanaGanja

are u retard people in scottland are british same as people in wales and england

fucking retard

[MattySP34Ks]

@joeyjoe121 you say anything that retarded again ill punch you so hard.

a.scotsman

[calzo101]

look how long and skinny his legs are

[GuanabanaGanja]

Nobody cheered when asked if the are proud to be british, cause in scotland, we are not british, we are scottish.

[mrgeorgeallison]

@GuanabanaGanja they're not mutually exclusive, look at your passport. you might not want to be but you are.

[GuanabanaGanja]

@mrgeorgeallison

exactly, i don't want to be, there are many good reasons to be part of the uk, but a truely independant government would do us proud.

[RetardedPickle]

@GuanabanaGanja You should do some geography lessons.

[GuanabanaGanja]

@RetardedPickle

And why should i do this?

[mczaks]

Wow he's amazing! Lots of people Are rasist and judge a person by the colour of their skin or their name! I think that's pAthetic tbh! Everyone should be equAl!!

[derdriui]

I love this guy but WRONG CROWD on the British Pride jokes, bruv.

[Jagged85]

@derdriui

I think that's the whole point to it. A lot of Scots obviously don't like the whole 'British Pride' thing, so that's probably why he made fun of it in front of a Scottish audience.

[shinobymaster]

@derdriui i think he did it on purpose :)

[mickiebee14]

Haha...

I'm Canadian and I think the same thing when I see 'English (US)'

And since there's no 'English (CAN)'... English (UK) all the way bitches ;D

[CCS4LIFE2010]

@mickiebee14

hi. i'm moving to your country.

[mickiebee14]

@CCS4LIFE2010 The more the merrier, mate :)

[sEaNoYeAh]

@mickiebee14 In saying that you have earned an ally for life :D

[Tracymmo]

@mickiebee14 I've often thought that a lot of Canadian identity comes down to NOT being American and NOT being British, and then it comes down to NOT being from province X or Y, unless you're from Quebec. But I used to live in Switzerland, which is much smaller than Canada, and you will find French (Swiss) as a choice in many programs even thought it's as similar to the French of France as Canadian English is to US English. C'mon English speaking Canada, get your own category!

[GreenFloyd12]

@mickiebee14 Yeah, exactly, if there's only an English ( US ), then why don't they just call it English?

[TokyoZeplin]

@GreenFloyd12 Because "English" is more than one language :S

[GreenFloyd12]

@TokyoZeplin Good point. Canada is so much different than Ireland, I find. America and England, as well.

[GreenFloyd12]

@TokyoZeplin Good point. Canada is so much different than Ireland, I find. America and England, as well.

They should have an English for every country that speaks it.

[TokyoZeplin]

@GreenFloyd12 Well I personally have no idea on the correct spellings of words in Ireland and Canada vs other forms of English. However the correct spelling of words in British English and American English are simply different, hence it's natural that they should be different language settings.

[muratcoban123456789]

@mickiebee14 english (AU) :P

[AIDSplz]

@mickiebee14 I love you Canadianbro :3

[TheIEdit]

@mickiebee14

Im English CAN lol

[ILoveGamta]

I Fkin Love This Guy !!!

[popstarsarethebest]

YESS BIG UP :) my asian brother ;)

[assassinsorigami]

omg this guy is so funny i wet mmyself i cant believe he is a muslim

[sourangel]

@assassinsorigami Lol why? 'Cause Muslims aren't allowed to be funny?

[assassinsorigami]

@sourangel no because muslims arent really ment to to have a career as a stand up comedian btw i am a muslim

[McDeeViouz]

I was putting off clicking on this video, due to his name...but im oh so glad i did >.<

[2edsajdmsa]

Love that everyone was scared to cheer for Britain, clearly the crowd was intimidated by the Islam factor. Would love to see him use that vulnerability more and make jokes about his background, funny guy, smart comic, love it.

[calpaul2007]

@2edsajdmsa I don't think the crowd was intimidated by the "Islam factor" - The show was filmed in Edinburgh, so I'm assuming the audience was mainly made up of Scots, and not many Scots identify as being British as it's somewhat used erroneously as a synonym for English.