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  • i live in rochester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • He is so right. All gamers have a crappy life.

  • 69 people were tortured by Agent Smith

  • 0 - 0:28 my friends know all too well. i use the accent all the time at school.

  • my life is not shitty!!!

  • Haha the end of this vid......lolz

  • FUCK YEA NWN FTW !

  • ya siktirgit ya

    

  • does anyone have any pornograghy lotion? i ran out...

  • @SSDMman i do

  • Amish voice !

  • ...... ouch

  • 3:00 HE KNOWS ME DOWN TO THE VERY BONE!!!!

  • a headache inside of a headache.. HACHECEPTION!

  • dang this is on a b-day

  • I'm proud to be a gamer too ha! 0E0

  • @X1xRiGox3X and that's what video games do to you: there is now 110% of gamers in the world and I'm proud to be one

  • I ment every year more girls play games and right now the percentage of gamers is 45% girls and 65% guys

  • I play a fuck load of games (but still have social life =D) and its more like every 1 out of 200 gamers is a girl

  • Reasearchers have found out every year 45% of gamers are girls and the rest guys, life is hard so video games is like a drug you take and once you take it you dont care about no one in life for about an hour or two thats how much i play a day lol, ill admit i do play to get away from BS not because the game is everything i want and need to live just something to forget about BS like your EX's or family problems, bills, crappy job, hard day at work, lost loved ones

  • 0:27 HEADACHE-CEPTION!

  • uploaded on my bday

  • Finally, a gradual report I haven't seen

  • HEADACHECEPTION!!! :0

  • Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss cabage smacks

  • I play xbox mw2 gamertag (nathernater06

  • I play videogames because fun stuff is illegal in california or at least made hard to do because of stupid laws. I'm not talking about drugs, but shooting/hunting, paintball, just screwing around away from adults and staying up late outside. Because of gangs if you do fun stuff they automatically think your a part of a gang. GOD I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIA!!!! I WANT FREEDOM!!!!!

  • we play games to explore other peoples imaginations on a TV

  • i so loled when he said how do you play this game, i wana now how to play it :D :D :D

  • keep pressing 7

    

  • MY NAME IS DANNYA!

  • u are passing on hanging out with real ppl, in a real setting, with real food, chatting about real life shit, to go onlinee with ur friends "online" and kill a dragon???? hahahaha

  • Some people play video game because there going through a difficult time like with there family having problems...

  • @KingTapouT304 are you? I feel for you :(

  • @KingTapouT304 so yu sit down and fry ur brain with pointless video games? wow how r ppl supposed to feel bad for yu???

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahah... that's so funny. I play Xbox 360 game halo reach and that's not true, i play it to build stuff... Xbox gamertag is...(KINGTapouT304)

  • i play games cuz their fun durp

  • Yes

  • Hilarious ending!!

  • so dam true

    

  • Do a Report on How to Eat Steak with Chopsticks!

  • @MrTimmeh15 That seems very very hard :P *thats what she said*

  • "Unless you live in your parents' basement with pornography lotion" XD

  • u spat at the beggining

  • Ahahah... The end is so funny!

  • i love the names of some of these people!!!!!

  • Hell my name is peggy how can i assist you today?

    Sound familiar??????? he sounds like peggy and looks like him 2 o__0

  • 64 poeple never got their PSN working again...

  • @SargeantTanaka and 3 more people left to go play video games

  • @SargeantTanaka Damn,right you are,i lost my acc thanks to the fucking hackers and lost all my stats.

    I quit playing ps3.

  • Neverwinter Nights? Holy shit!

  • actually laughed so much i pissed myself

  • can you do a video on why i am addicted to your show

  • he has half a mustach... o_o

  • @zeldaluver11568 and beard :D

  • Is it me or does he sound like dan brown ._. ...?

  • @BrokenSilverWings are you sure you know who dan brown is?

  • are you like this outside of youtube. do a video on that

    poop

    

  • nice have mustache! :)

  • whatever he's on,i want it

  • Im playin bf3 right now

  • Nwn!! Haven't played that sense I was a little kid.. Wish I had it.. Very good rpg without the sh** they put in RPGs now.. I kinda annoyed with mmoRPGs.. Anyways life is better then games if you make it.. And you still have the games! :)

  • Please, just take a chill pill people. He's joking.

  • inception headache 0:26  :D

  • God you guys take it so seriously. Just laugh about it, maybe it's not all true about everyone, but it seems legit to me. God, take a joke guys.

  • Thats a lie...

    *goes play more video games*

  • awful truth -goes back to play - D:

  • ..... Maybe Oliver thought you were annoying.... Like I do....

  • 80% of people below - U mad bro?

  • all these butthurt Creature Carl fans :3

  • you got owned by a fictional character.............. oh yeah and a bunch of gamers

  • i now know why minecraft is addictive

  • lol this guy talks like all gamers have absolutely no life. i guess he deserves being fucked over 7500 dollars to a group of gamers

  • i lost the game

  • This guys an asshole. FUCK YOU GRADUAL REPORT CREATURE CARL FOR KOTW!

  • @ConstantLogiic oi I love the creatures to but please don't comment on his vids its mean...okay ill say it wooo creature carl happy now?

  • God I hate my life

  • Ducks.

  • CREATURE CARL FOR KING OF THE WEB!!!!!!!

  • do a video were you make a lightsaber

  • wait.. has he shaved one side of his face? hahaha

  • @CONNOR1234M i think he did

  • do a video about socks .... :)

  • why have i never seen this Gradualreport?

  • What video is at the end?

  • @Vegetaismybabydaddy i think its a map of Australia. maybe hes showing where he drove?

    remember at the end of 2010 he was doing comedy shows in Melbourne?

  • press 8 on your keyboard to watch him poke his head and make a funnny noise :0

  • 2:37 yay, it's not just me XD

  • AM FFXI ADDICT!! not gonna deny it..lol

  • Addicted to Dead Island and Resident Evil.

  • I wona be that guy :D:D:D

  • So true Danny, so true ! Great video :) 

  • headache inside a headache, make me LOL!!!! xx

  • headache....tion?

  • Headack inside a headack, inception???

  • nothing against Accent from Bayern München ! :D

  • do a vieo on asdohasfhaffsgsa\gwearhgsrgsrf­jkbh\sjkls\gkjbs;gr£"$"£!"%!"$­%KW$EL:Q^£J

  • yes... role playing games.... where i live the perfect life!!!!! I WANT TO BE THAT GIRL!!!!

  • Then why am I addicted to your videos (question mark)

  • I am addicted to World of Warcraft because I WANT TO BE AN EPICLY ARMORED HEALING KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT!!!!

  • you have pretty eyesss.. ^_^

  • yes my life is shitty

  • Boy VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THATS A FACT !!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • league of legends...

  • say i if you were looking at the kowala bear in the background

  • @nick12030 i

  • gears of war 3!!!!!!

  • turn on annotations lol

  • Thumbs Up if you feel Awesome and cool when you're drunk... but than again when you look at your self in the toilet mirror . . OUch !!

  • i play ourworld it fuckin addicitve XP

  • It obviously was a KBD.

  • Well, I sometimes play online! But I have to learn how to do it in moderation! Know when to do it and when not to do it!

  • I can quit anytime I want to...like NEVER! leave me alone ; ;

  • in my opinion it`s ok to play.. well, whatever someone wants to play. but u can`t live in the game. ok, it`s fun, maybe u`r bored, mybe u just don`t want to talk to anyone so u`d better play a game.

    it`s ok.

    what i don`t understand is why the hell there are so many retarded people that are playing so many games THAT THEY DON`T KNOW WHAT`S THE REALITY.?

    cauple years ago 2 teenagers killed their friend, becuz they wanted to know-can u kill someone in reality like u kill someone in game. idiotic

  • it true i adicted i play all day every day

  • Exterrrminate!!!

  • He reminds me of Jim Carey

  • and btw , the days gamerz assumed that they were the characters themselves in the game ... that ended with the 20th century. Who the hell would want to be a clown that can fly and shoot funny stuff out of u know what.. i can do that without even playing a game

  • i dont play 18 hours a day for lousy satisfaction u research dorks, i play it simply because its fun.... idiots . they can take the rewards and self satisfaction crap up their rears.

  • thats true i play cod and i feel online like am the man of every thing like i am awesome way beyond believe but then i find my self lonely with nothing to gain or make in my life its kinda sad but eventually i thought and said i dont have a talent i have this my games and i knew that i am the coolest guy in the world and fuck anything that stops me ! :)

  • love yo italian/swedish? accent

  • DO A VIDEO ABOUT DRUGS

    PLEEEAAAAAAASSSSSE :)

  • Dear Girl Gammers.

    You don't see us Boy gammers saying, I'm a boy gammer! Do you honestly think anyone gives 2 shits. Please shut up :) thanks

  • i am sad

  • cause matrix inst real... inner retard: but if it is, find me,im over here

  • smile face xD !!!!!!!!!!

  • NICE! Watch the FUNNYEST DUDE EVER on my chanell =)

  • oh my fucking god now i know why am i addicted to computer games o.o I WANNA BE SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!

  • actually when you say you can't live your videogame alter-ego, in a small sense you're wrong

    you see, videogame designers, doctors and brain surgons are currently coming up with something called a nueral-uplinking videogame, or N.U.V, it's sorta like avatar meets the matrix: you get in a little pod and your brain becomes the character, you see through it's eyes, control it's body, all that good shit

  • I gotta show this video to my friends one in particular is also addicted to jergen lotion.

  • you know what!......... you Fucking legend

  • does he have half a mustache?

  • SONIC!!!!!!!

    i fet the need to but that

  • this guy is talking about mmos not video games in general. even if my life was shitty, i dont want to be in a 20th century war.

  • Question y do u ppl keep saying what he says, do u have something to actually comment for (which is y YouTube made it) or do y'all just have nothing better to do then to live ir online life?

  • 35 people didnt get laid

    or

    35 people didnt slay the dragon

  • How do you play this game? I wanna play it. Lol

  • Girls think they're gamers when they play their boyfriend's copy of COD. Unfortunately that doesn't make them gamers. If there were girls that played stuff like Super Mario, Metroid, Ratchet & Clank or even Spyro I'd actually pee my pants with excitement. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

  • @pyurmassacur dude those games r for the wii, and the wii is for little kids.

  • @UWannaFootlong The fact that you even think that suggests to me that you know nothing.

  • @pyurmassacur better start pissin, im a girl and I play Super Mario & Spyro, and fucking love em (:

  • University of Rochester FTW!!

  • I'm a girl gamer and my life ain't shitty D:

  • You're an actor.

  • dude its borat

  • YOU COULD GET LAID TONIGHT!!!!!!

  • Dragon slaying > sex

  • pause on 2:37

  • Girl gamers are the reason for the "pornography lotion"

  • a headache inside a headache........acheception...­....

  • my computer froze at 0:03. I dont think ill be able to sleep tonight

  • Ohhh, how do you play this game... Danny you are one funny man :D

  • what, man, you dont get it, what would you rather do? get laid by some chick who most likely has something crawling in her pants or kill a fucking dragon 0.o

  • ACHECEPTION!!!!!!

  • the funny things is that even if your a gamer you can still have a life so your wrong danny i have seen people that play video games that have a wife and a family so sry but i have to disagre

  • @misael1816 yh that is very true but it hink hes talking about the addicts. they are sad and must be lonely

  • ahahhaha sooo true!!!!

    

  • He needs to do a vid of him rapping! #Definitely

  • my name is Oliver .-.

  • @Lkira130 Mine is Milan, so what?

  • @lanmi9659 seriously?

  • @Lkira130 Uhh, yea? O_O

  • @lanmi9659 nice :)

  • @Lkira130 #LOL

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  • HE LIVES in AUSTRAILA I THINK :D

  • @Thekillerlamb he dont sound like us Aussies

  • @SuperCrazypplz no. jim carey is just like him...

  • do a video on how people like facebook so much more then myspace

  • 33 people actually understand how much of an isensitive asshole Danny can be.

  • Girl gamers Rule! xD

  • @FriaFyler EVEN KNOWING THEY ARE RARE

    

  • @FriaFyler Yes we do! xD