Reasearchers have found out every year 45% of gamers are girls and the rest guys, life is hard so video games is like a drug you take and once you take it you dont care about no one in life for about an hour or two thats how much i play a day lol, ill admit i do play to get away from BS not because the game is everything i want and need to live just something to forget about BS like your EX's or family problems, bills, crappy job, hard day at work, lost loved ones
I play videogames because fun stuff is illegal in california or at least made hard to do because of stupid laws. I'm not talking about drugs, but shooting/hunting, paintball, just screwing around away from adults and staying up late outside. Because of gangs if you do fun stuff they automatically think your a part of a gang. GOD I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIA!!!! I WANT FREEDOM!!!!!
u are passing on hanging out with real ppl, in a real setting, with real food, chatting about real life shit, to go onlinee with ur friends "online" and kill a dragon???? hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that's so funny. I play Xbox 360 game halo reach and that's not true, i play it to build stuff... Xbox gamertag is...(KINGTapouT304)
Nwn!! Haven't played that sense I was a little kid.. Wish I had it.. Very good rpg without the sh** they put in RPGs now.. I kinda annoyed with mmoRPGs.. Anyways life is better then games if you make it.. And you still have the games! :)
in my opinion it`s ok to play.. well, whatever someone wants to play. but u can`t live in the game. ok, it`s fun, maybe u`r bored, mybe u just don`t want to talk to anyone so u`d better play a game.
it`s ok.
what i don`t understand is why the hell there are so many retarded people that are playing so many games THAT THEY DON`T KNOW WHAT`S THE REALITY.?
cauple years ago 2 teenagers killed their friend, becuz they wanted to know-can u kill someone in reality like u kill someone in game. idiotic
and btw , the days gamerz assumed that they were the characters themselves in the game ... that ended with the 20th century. Who the hell would want to be a clown that can fly and shoot funny stuff out of u know what.. i can do that without even playing a game
i dont play 18 hours a day for lousy satisfaction u research dorks, i play it simply because its fun.... idiots . they can take the rewards and self satisfaction crap up their rears.
thats true i play cod and i feel online like am the man of every thing like i am awesome way beyond believe but then i find my self lonely with nothing to gain or make in my life its kinda sad but eventually i thought and said i dont have a talent i have this my games and i knew that i am the coolest guy in the world and fuck anything that stops me ! :)
actually when you say you can't live your videogame alter-ego, in a small sense you're wrong
you see, videogame designers, doctors and brain surgons are currently coming up with something called a nueral-uplinking videogame, or N.U.V, it's sorta like avatar meets the matrix: you get in a little pod and your brain becomes the character, you see through it's eyes, control it's body, all that good shit
Question y do u ppl keep saying what he says, do u have something to actually comment for (which is y YouTube made it) or do y'all just have nothing better to do then to live ir online life?
Girls think they're gamers when they play their boyfriend's copy of COD. Unfortunately that doesn't make them gamers. If there were girls that played stuff like Super Mario, Metroid, Ratchet & Clank or even Spyro I'd actually pee my pants with excitement. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
what, man, you dont get it, what would you rather do? get laid by some chick who most likely has something crawling in her pants or kill a fucking dragon 0.o
the funny things is that even if your a gamer you can still have a life so your wrong danny i have seen people that play video games that have a wife and a family so sry but i have to disagre
i live in rochester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elevendysevensclub 16 hours ago
He is so right. All gamers have a crappy life.
animator8383 2 days ago
69 people were tortured by Agent Smith
nathanbeta 2 days ago
0 - 0:28 my friends know all too well. i use the accent all the time at school.
eggylucy 3 days ago
my life is not shitty!!!
MultiDevan13 1 week ago
Haha the end of this vid......lolz
rosy10010 1 week ago
FUCK YEA NWN FTW !
zepanijer 1 week ago
ya siktirgit ya
hamitcik92 1 week ago
does anyone have any pornograghy lotion? i ran out...
SSDMman 1 week ago
@SSDMman i do
skidiverfilms 1 week ago
Amish voice !
GrayGhost0717 1 week ago
...... ouch
Demongremlin 1 week ago
3:00 HE KNOWS ME DOWN TO THE VERY BONE!!!!
semproser19 1 week ago
a headache inside of a headache.. HACHECEPTION!
burninrubber440 2 weeks ago
dang this is on a b-day
systemslipbeatle 2 weeks ago
I'm proud to be a gamer too ha! 0E0
wardenD11 2 weeks ago
@X1xRiGox3X and that's what video games do to you: there is now 110% of gamers in the world and I'm proud to be one
SlyTheMasterThief999 2 weeks ago
I ment every year more girls play games and right now the percentage of gamers is 45% girls and 65% guys
X1xRiGox3X 3 weeks ago
I play a fuck load of games (but still have social life =D) and its more like every 1 out of 200 gamers is a girl
XxxxXJediXxxxX 2 weeks ago
Reasearchers have found out every year 45% of gamers are girls and the rest guys, life is hard so video games is like a drug you take and once you take it you dont care about no one in life for about an hour or two thats how much i play a day lol, ill admit i do play to get away from BS not because the game is everything i want and need to live just something to forget about BS like your EX's or family problems, bills, crappy job, hard day at work, lost loved ones
X1xRiGox3X 3 weeks ago
0:27 HEADACHE-CEPTION!
AaaaghJOE 3 weeks ago
uploaded on my bday
TheWaewert 4 weeks ago
Finally, a gradual report I haven't seen
JonWilliamEden 1 month ago 22
HEADACHECEPTION!!! :0
bramvuurwerkgek 1 month ago
Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss cabage smacks
springfordlax 1 month ago
I play xbox mw2 gamertag (nathernater06
wwebiggestfanforever 1 month ago
I play videogames because fun stuff is illegal in california or at least made hard to do because of stupid laws. I'm not talking about drugs, but shooting/hunting, paintball, just screwing around away from adults and staying up late outside. Because of gangs if you do fun stuff they automatically think your a part of a gang. GOD I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIA!!!! I WANT FREEDOM!!!!!
TheJewishAssassin 1 month ago
we play games to explore other peoples imaginations on a TV
LancEvans100 1 month ago
i so loled when he said how do you play this game, i wana now how to play it :D :D :D
zlajo87 1 month ago 3
keep pressing 7
ashweenass 1 month ago
MY NAME IS DANNYA!
onee5 1 month ago in playlist GRADUAL REPORTTTTTTTTT
u are passing on hanging out with real ppl, in a real setting, with real food, chatting about real life shit, to go onlinee with ur friends "online" and kill a dragon???? hahahaha
xXMLTV08Xx 1 month ago
Some people play video game because there going through a difficult time like with there family having problems...
KingTapouT304 1 month ago
@KingTapouT304 are you? I feel for you :(
XblackswanXx 1 month ago
@KingTapouT304 so yu sit down and fry ur brain with pointless video games? wow how r ppl supposed to feel bad for yu???
Sheyanne121 1 month ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that's so funny. I play Xbox 360 game halo reach and that's not true, i play it to build stuff... Xbox gamertag is...(KINGTapouT304)
KingTapouT304 1 month ago
i play games cuz their fun durp
ImOnSteam 1 month ago
Yes
Bolbi4233 1 month ago
Hilarious ending!!
rccarlitos21 1 month ago
so dam true
vkigo3 1 month ago
Do a Report on How to Eat Steak with Chopsticks!
MrTimmeh15 1 month ago
@MrTimmeh15 That seems very very hard :P *thats what she said*
vkigo3 1 month ago
"Unless you live in your parents' basement with pornography lotion" XD
WALNUTOFDEATH 1 month ago
u spat at the beggining
TheMisterE4299 2 months ago
Ahahah... The end is so funny!
linefly1231 2 months ago
i love the names of some of these people!!!!!
McCheezburger 2 months ago
Hell my name is peggy how can i assist you today?
Sound familiar??????? he sounds like peggy and looks like him 2 o__0
meluvsme100 2 months ago
64 poeple never got their PSN working again...
SargeantTanaka 2 months ago 30
@SargeantTanaka and 3 more people left to go play video games
lilamalot12345 3 weeks ago
@SargeantTanaka Damn,right you are,i lost my acc thanks to the fucking hackers and lost all my stats.
I quit playing ps3.
iownudie108 5 days ago
Neverwinter Nights? Holy shit!
ZillaMech 2 months ago
actually laughed so much i pissed myself
belljul 2 months ago
can you do a video on why i am addicted to your show
kkgibson19 2 months ago
he has half a mustach... o_o
zeldaluver11568 2 months ago
@zeldaluver11568 and beard :D
Velociraptor11000 2 months ago
Is it me or does he sound like dan brown ._. ...?
BrokenSilverWings 2 months ago
@BrokenSilverWings are you sure you know who dan brown is?
MrDanteStylez 2 months ago
are you like this outside of youtube. do a video on that
poop
TheUltimateOwn 2 months ago
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nice half mustache! :D
ChubbyChipmunks123 2 months ago
nice have mustache! :)
ChubbyChipmunks123 2 months ago
whatever he's on,i want it
jeffhardylover1992 2 months ago
Im playin bf3 right now
mjvoss77 2 months ago
Nwn!! Haven't played that sense I was a little kid.. Wish I had it.. Very good rpg without the sh** they put in RPGs now.. I kinda annoyed with mmoRPGs.. Anyways life is better then games if you make it.. And you still have the games! :)
Systemerror1607 2 months ago
Please, just take a chill pill people. He's joking.
mandyroxurworld 2 months ago
inception headache 0:26 :D
meandmybigbro 2 months ago
God you guys take it so seriously. Just laugh about it, maybe it's not all true about everyone, but it seems legit to me. God, take a joke guys.
shewillbeloved44 2 months ago
Thats a lie...
*goes play more video games*
darknbone 2 months ago
awful truth -goes back to play - D:
Luciferka9 2 months ago
..... Maybe Oliver thought you were annoying.... Like I do....
MrEcae 2 months ago
80% of people below - U mad bro?
BrandorKOB 2 months ago
all these butthurt Creature Carl fans :3
XXsuperbadchickyXX 3 months ago
you got owned by a fictional character.............. oh yeah and a bunch of gamers
WastedSystem12 3 months ago
i now know why minecraft is addictive
duybum999 3 months ago in playlist Video khác từ gradualreport
lol this guy talks like all gamers have absolutely no life. i guess he deserves being fucked over 7500 dollars to a group of gamers
MrTheCODbeast 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
i lost the game
adin2k11 3 months ago
This guys an asshole. FUCK YOU GRADUAL REPORT CREATURE CARL FOR KOTW!
ConstantLogiic 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
@ConstantLogiic oi I love the creatures to but please don't comment on his vids its mean...okay ill say it wooo creature carl happy now?
TheCreeperMafia1 3 months ago
God I hate my life
semyondelaney 3 months ago
Ducks.
TheDerpyNinja 3 months ago
CREATURE CARL FOR KING OF THE WEB!!!!!!!
nando88 3 months ago
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do a video with you sucking my dick!!!
prototype123ism 3 months ago
do a video were you make a lightsaber
calebjedimaster 3 months ago
wait.. has he shaved one side of his face? hahaha
CONNOR1234M 3 months ago
@CONNOR1234M i think he did
thatemokidhateslife 3 months ago
do a video about socks .... :)
deckedcactus 3 months ago
why have i never seen this Gradualreport?
tylerguy12 3 months ago
What video is at the end?
Vegetaismybabydaddy 3 months ago
@Vegetaismybabydaddy i think its a map of Australia. maybe hes showing where he drove?
remember at the end of 2010 he was doing comedy shows in Melbourne?
tylerguy12 3 months ago
press 8 on your keyboard to watch him poke his head and make a funnny noise :0
fr3akpaintball 3 months ago
2:37 yay, it's not just me XD
ThePeacemaker08 3 months ago
AM FFXI ADDICT!! not gonna deny it..lol
samo530 3 months ago
Addicted to Dead Island and Resident Evil.
xxcozzybearx 3 months ago
I wona be that guy :D:D:D
DINAm1tko 3 months ago
So true Danny, so true ! Great video :)
TiholchO 3 months ago
headache inside a headache, make me LOL!!!! xx
Gkwstarstruck1371 3 months ago
headache....tion?
haloslayer9019 4 months ago
Headack inside a headack, inception???
Stulittle99910 4 months ago
nothing against Accent from Bayern München ! :D
Nicobraincorex 4 months ago
do a vieo on asdohasfhaffsgsa\gwearhgsrgsrfjkbh\sjkls\gkjbs;gr£"$"£!"%!"$%KW$EL:Q^£J
FinaleFrontier 4 months ago
yes... role playing games.... where i live the perfect life!!!!! I WANT TO BE THAT GIRL!!!!
eggylucy 4 months ago
Then why am I addicted to your videos (question mark)
xxxljuan 4 months ago 73
I am addicted to World of Warcraft because I WANT TO BE AN EPICLY ARMORED HEALING KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT!!!!
UcantResistClicking0 4 months ago
you have pretty eyesss.. ^_^
stina196 4 months ago
yes my life is shitty
sillygirl447 4 months ago
Boy VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THATS A FACT !!!!!!!!!!!!!111
romanjohn10 4 months ago
league of legends...
Filipovski994 4 months ago
say i if you were looking at the kowala bear in the background
nick12030 5 months ago
@nick12030 i
Toxic7Shadow 4 months ago
gears of war 3!!!!!!
DaphneTheBeast 5 months ago
turn on annotations lol
grievousorvenom 5 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Thumbs Up if you feel Awesome and cool when you're drunk... but than again when you look at your self in the toilet mirror . . OUch !!
santomkd 5 months ago
i play ourworld it fuckin addicitve XP
XxAronLeexX 5 months ago
It obviously was a KBD.
ChaseIsDisturbed 5 months ago
Well, I sometimes play online! But I have to learn how to do it in moderation! Know when to do it and when not to do it!
kjchicago1 5 months ago
I can quit anytime I want to...like NEVER! leave me alone ; ;
samo530 5 months ago
in my opinion it`s ok to play.. well, whatever someone wants to play. but u can`t live in the game. ok, it`s fun, maybe u`r bored, mybe u just don`t want to talk to anyone so u`d better play a game.
it`s ok.
what i don`t understand is why the hell there are so many retarded people that are playing so many games THAT THEY DON`T KNOW WHAT`S THE REALITY.?
cauple years ago 2 teenagers killed their friend, becuz they wanted to know-can u kill someone in reality like u kill someone in game. idiotic
TheHestya 5 months ago
it true i adicted i play all day every day
beasttrent12 5 months ago
Exterrrminate!!!
MrOrganikGaming 5 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
He reminds me of Jim Carey
ItzMyselfBitch 5 months ago
and btw , the days gamerz assumed that they were the characters themselves in the game ... that ended with the 20th century. Who the hell would want to be a clown that can fly and shoot funny stuff out of u know what.. i can do that without even playing a game
Omerfayyaz2001 5 months ago
i dont play 18 hours a day for lousy satisfaction u research dorks, i play it simply because its fun.... idiots . they can take the rewards and self satisfaction crap up their rears.
Omerfayyaz2001 5 months ago
thats true i play cod and i feel online like am the man of every thing like i am awesome way beyond believe but then i find my self lonely with nothing to gain or make in my life its kinda sad but eventually i thought and said i dont have a talent i have this my games and i knew that i am the coolest guy in the world and fuck anything that stops me ! :)
KOTE10001 5 months ago
love yo italian/swedish? accent
InsideBurningIce 5 months ago
DO A VIDEO ABOUT DRUGS
PLEEEAAAAAAASSSSSE :)
sagezach1 5 months ago 96
Dear Girl Gammers.
You don't see us Boy gammers saying, I'm a boy gammer! Do you honestly think anyone gives 2 shits. Please shut up :) thanks
PeaceMrZombie 5 months ago
i am sad
jj578297 5 months ago
cause matrix inst real... inner retard: but if it is, find me,im over here
coquito21419 5 months ago
smile face xD !!!!!!!!!!
martynmcgilvray01 5 months ago
NICE! Watch the FUNNYEST DUDE EVER on my chanell =)
RickyBarnesBlog 5 months ago
oh my fucking god now i know why am i addicted to computer games o.o I WANNA BE SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!
TheBoyWithTwoLegs 5 months ago
actually when you say you can't live your videogame alter-ego, in a small sense you're wrong
you see, videogame designers, doctors and brain surgons are currently coming up with something called a nueral-uplinking videogame, or N.U.V, it's sorta like avatar meets the matrix: you get in a little pod and your brain becomes the character, you see through it's eyes, control it's body, all that good shit
364dragonrider 6 months ago
I gotta show this video to my friends one in particular is also addicted to jergen lotion.
CountriLivin 6 months ago
you know what!......... you Fucking legend
450foxracing 6 months ago
does he have half a mustache?
Breadsandwhich 6 months ago
SONIC!!!!!!!
i fet the need to but that
amyrose1fanteam 6 months ago
this guy is talking about mmos not video games in general. even if my life was shitty, i dont want to be in a 20th century war.
foyen4 6 months ago
Question y do u ppl keep saying what he says, do u have something to actually comment for (which is y YouTube made it) or do y'all just have nothing better to do then to live ir online life?
crazypete345 6 months ago
35 people didnt get laid
or
35 people didnt slay the dragon
TheZodiac49 6 months ago
How do you play this game? I wanna play it. Lol
ladygir123 6 months ago
Girls think they're gamers when they play their boyfriend's copy of COD. Unfortunately that doesn't make them gamers. If there were girls that played stuff like Super Mario, Metroid, Ratchet & Clank or even Spyro I'd actually pee my pants with excitement. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
pyurmassacur 6 months ago
@pyurmassacur dude those games r for the wii, and the wii is for little kids.
UWannaFootlong 6 months ago
@UWannaFootlong The fact that you even think that suggests to me that you know nothing.
pyurmassacur 6 months ago
@pyurmassacur better start pissin, im a girl and I play Super Mario & Spyro, and fucking love em (:
MyEyesTellStories 6 months ago
University of Rochester FTW!!
SynthDestroyersUSA 6 months ago
I'm a girl gamer and my life ain't shitty D:
TiahGothGirl96 6 months ago
You're an actor.
kafrick41 6 months ago
dude its borat
BAMMMM24 6 months ago
YOU COULD GET LAID TONIGHT!!!!!!
geradov2013apk 6 months ago
Dragon slaying > sex
brongarago 6 months ago
pause on 2:37
rapmaniac12321 6 months ago
Girl gamers are the reason for the "pornography lotion"
midgard83 6 months ago
a headache inside a headache........acheception.......
DerekVeasna 7 months ago
my computer froze at 0:03. I dont think ill be able to sleep tonight
MossStarofMoonClan 7 months ago
Ohhh, how do you play this game... Danny you are one funny man :D
sarahgrimwood 7 months ago
what, man, you dont get it, what would you rather do? get laid by some chick who most likely has something crawling in her pants or kill a fucking dragon 0.o
i8yoCAKE 7 months ago
ACHECEPTION!!!!!!
coolkatmehrfth 7 months ago
the funny things is that even if your a gamer you can still have a life so your wrong danny i have seen people that play video games that have a wife and a family so sry but i have to disagre
misael1816 7 months ago
@misael1816 yh that is very true but it hink hes talking about the addicts. they are sad and must be lonely
iamhard1001 7 months ago
ahahhaha sooo true!!!!
robertochitez 7 months ago
He needs to do a vid of him rapping! #Definitely
lanmi9659 7 months ago
my name is Oliver .-.
Lkira130 7 months ago
@Lkira130 Mine is Milan, so what?
lanmi9659 7 months ago
@lanmi9659 seriously?
Lkira130 6 months ago
@Lkira130 Uhh, yea? O_O
lanmi9659 6 months ago
@lanmi9659 nice :)
Lkira130 6 months ago
@Lkira130 #LOL
lanmi9659 6 months ago
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1:23 best part! :D
LavionsOregon 7 months ago
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LavionsOregon 7 months ago
HE LIVES in AUSTRAILA I THINK :D
Thekillerlamb 7 months ago
@Thekillerlamb he dont sound like us Aussies
HONORGUARD308 7 months ago
@SuperCrazypplz no. jim carey is just like him...
LongboardTN 8 months ago
do a video on how people like facebook so much more then myspace
ali45230 8 months ago
33 people actually understand how much of an isensitive asshole Danny can be.
ineedagoodusername89 8 months ago
Girl gamers Rule! xD
FriaFyler 8 months ago 81
@FriaFyler EVEN KNOWING THEY ARE RARE
timothyrice1003 7 months ago
@FriaFyler Yes we do! xD
Litllesaw 6 months ago