rocknrolla russians

[TheMaliutaSkuratov8]

what is the nameo f the russian song?

[PolakBear]

Archie ftw

[FakeandGay55]

In Soviet Russia...

[Kazakhstan12345]

Normally russians don't talk too much, they just do it.

[mircdl]

puzir rasbil 

[arceeV03992]

what the name of the two russian guys ?

[Matto623]

Yeah Russians know how to party

[wcdornez]

LOL

[hakopb]

they arent gay they took their clothes off so they wouldnt get blood on it

[lRecon]

these guys can't possibly be gay... never never never....

Btw IMO they are one of the best characters in the movie )

[sergei199424]

Если не умеешь пить, можешь душу ты пропить.

Чтобы "белку" не схватить, научись, братишка, пить!

Если не похмелишься, то тебе придёт кабздец,

Раз пошла такая пьянка, режь последний огурец!

[samurbancode]

@sergei199424 Cut the last cucumber indeed.

[sergei199424]

Задержан был в чём мать родила, видала б щас, тебя, дебила.

Хватал прохожих, сквернословил, на нашу власть херню буродил,

Ногами пиздил наркоманов, у них нашли гашиш в карманах,

А то, что, блять, кричал "вампиры", эт на ментов ты у сортира.

Короче с нами, брат, не спорь, получишь ты пятнадцать зорь.

А так вообще-то ты лихой, да не в порядке с головой!

[sergei199424]

Бежал дорогой через лес, навстречу зомби прут помалу,

Один обкуренный полез, колом я врезал по ебалу.

Очнулся утром в трезвяке, мент зачитал мне протокол:

"Задержан был в одном носке, в руках осиновый был кол".

[sergei199424]

Налил, поставил я пузырь, хотел обнять свою подругу,

В ответ меня обнял упырь, раздался дикий вой в округе.

Один вампир шашлык схватил, стекает кровь с клыков у гада,

И сразу я пузырь допил. Пиздец пришёл, ломиться надо.

Раз пошла такая пьянка, расставляй, брат, стаканы,

Расставляй, брат, стаканы, пьём мы кровь у Сатаны.

[sergei199424]

Я раз поехал на шашлык, шалавы наши пригласили,

Водяры ящик пёр, как бык, ну, наконец, пузырь распили,

Сначала было всё ништяк - все сразу до трусов разделись.

Подруга, на, держи стакан, потом мы песни с ней распелись.

Най-на-на-най-на-най-на-на-на, най-на-на-най-на-най-на-на-на

[Monstruo233]

Они не пидоры, они одежду в кровище пачкать не хотели. Это же очевидно,бля (Капитан Очевидность)

[Monstruo233]

Я раз поехал на шашлык, шалавы наши пригласили.

Водяры ящик пёр, как бык, ну, наконец, пузырь распили.

Сначала было всё ништяк, все сразу до трусов разделись.

Подруга, на, держи стакан, потом мы песни с ней распелись.

[gms848484]

can u enable embedding?

[th1nG123]

руские пидоры ахахах)

[Jakersss]

I love Arch's WTF? face when he opens the door and sees what's going on ;)

[lFck1Tl]

the actors arent really russian but they played good well appart from their accent:)

the truth is if they were russian they would have actually drank real vodka and someone would have gotten hurt on set:)

[TheBozkurtS]

So this is how russians won their wars...by taking off their clothes and dancing in front of their victims

[pdemir91]

anybody know what headphones one-two had on before this scene?

[okochanatural]

@pdemir91 apple нахуй

[PiFuenftel]

@pdemir91 i once had headphones that looked alot like them: sony mdr-cd280. might be a different model but they really looked very similar.

[TheSoldatov]

рашн киллерс сонг??)))))ппц))))))))))))))

[khan0plinger]

this a bad time wilson?

[bittercottoncandy]

How cool is Archie when he asks "Is this a bad time one-two?"

[kellyfO7O1]

I like that the russians brung there there own cd when there about to torture somebody

[gorakOS]

i love archie's expression in 1:11 >:D ..... dude wtf?

[75ranger101]

this a bad time one-two? we could always comback a bit later

[19melina92]

love his look when he opens the door XD

[guguigugu]

@19melina92 i was just about to say that :)

write, actually...

[19melina92]

@guguigugu haha great minds think alike -0_

[skye101112]

oh shit youre right those two russians are from the 2nd hostel movie the fat russian is one of the guards monitoring the security cameras while reading a super bike catalog .....i hardly even noticed

[juliaigorjulia]

SONG??



[NoHeadAnimation]

@juliaigorjulia Dopilsya EX SEKTOR GAZA 

[6pwner]

what the fuckin hell just happened?

[suzume525]

Prease don't kill him.he's my favorite.

[PhilanVortex]

I love how archy is just: "I'm gonna take this shit in a moment, then kill them all."

[PolakBear]

the song's cool but archie's cooler, the ultimate proof that the brits are badass

[APSkou]

russian fags!

[Nighaz]

his ripped just like me but im more built but i could probley get myself out of this situation but not easily

[69Danny695]

@Nighaz do you want a medal?

[AndyKofHB]

I would like to see Guy Ritchie do a prequel film about these two Chechnyans. Something showing their line of work more in-depth.

[PolakBear]

@AndyKofHB who cares, they get owned by the most badass character in the movie, isn't that enough?

[themightyjoseph]

I wonder what they did to the billionaire.

[laws32]

@themightyjoseph ....... well what ever happened it cost him an arm and a leg fella...

[spoogi718]

i wonder if they are dead umm you just cant kill a good bad ass russian lad

[missclueless31]

lmao this is my favorite part of the movie

[eridan13]

@missclueless31 me too is so fucking funny is the soviet power activated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[groykelvin]

does anyone know the name of that song?

[carlosfomc]

@groykelvin dopilsya

[sysadminfromkaluga]

@groykelvin Sektor Gaza - Dopilsya

[Efferts]

Dude, it took that many gunshots to kill a pair of naked Russian war criminals. That's hardcore.

[Gazzmatic]

this really is some funny shit to watch

[faizeshea]

Whose this goliath?

[scudrunner79]

Ny ya ny ya ny ya yay yay.

[pavlisdesigner]

:D:D:D:D nejlepsi scena s rock n roly :D

[999bruninha]

archy and one two are hot

[Campingmaster]

The song is called Dopilsya artist: Ex Sektor Gaza

[lilbitchybby]

whats the song called that they're listening too? :)

[CondeDrareg]

how's called the song that the russians are listening?xd

[hunha991]

These guys belong on hostel

[marcushot1]

the big guy is hot!! Would love to see what he was going to do to one two before they killed him

[marioskroll]

@marcushot1 RELAX , I AM NOT GAY .

[marcushot1]

@marioskroll who the hell are you and who the fuck asked if you were gay

[paulbolland7]

archie looks like dimitar bebatov

[MsSkyRocker]

I love Archie's chuckle! Slightly evil totally sexy!

[MissPamZilla]

Love Archy's WTF Face XD

[Gazzmatic]

i agree

[PolakBear]

@MissPamZilla yeah, and then he delivers two great lines, pops 6 shots, gets Gerard Butler, gets the other 2, gets a nice call from Roman and Mickie, and raps it all up in one visit.

[DestroyeR42RUS]

This is Ex Sektor Gaza! I am from Russia, and I know it! Sorry for my bad English.

[78thJune]

Chechnyan Guys

[maller1987]

Whos the giant one?

[marcushot1]

@maller1987 His name is mario woszcycki, and he is hot

[maller1987]

@marcushot1 I mean his real name not stage name not that anyone would that?

[marioskroll]

@maller1987 Marius von Stegen

[maller1987]

@marioskroll your the giant guy?

[Static988]

are they gay???

[Aiko0Glitchy]

What is this song?

[korst3n]

killers sector gaza - Dopilsya

[redemonass]

Sektor Gaza - Dopilsya

сектор газа - Допился (in russian)

[jdymes101101]

the clothes are off because they are going to torture him and chop him up. hence the hacksaw and booze

[RockeroNato]

i think they would add some rapping as well xD since mr. one two was without pants

[john656656]

those russians got balls!

[blacksmith3560]

im thinking the same!!! wish they lived from the shootings so they can appear and in part 2!!

[Alamyt]

блять, и тут без водки не обошлись. Тупые пендосы!

[Polomino13]

nah, derek :) i guess, after than they met Archie, they couldn't get out alive :) who know though.

[derekbulge]

I hope the russians are not dead so they can appear in the 2nd part. since their demise wasn't shown on scene, may be they are wounded but not dead.

[PolakBear]

@derekbulge yeah, bring them back for Archie to backhand

[lecker006]

their going to chop him up, so they take of their clothes so not to get blood on them.

[capitalmindz]

No dude they were going to *rape* him *then* chop him up. Then possibly rape him again.

[Demonact1337]

@rastaman24211 thats not techno lol

[Fuchizaa]

Those russian are a wicked cocktail of Chuck Norris and Boris the Blade on steroids.

[PolakBear]

@Fuchizaa than how did they get owned by Archy?

[Leinerz]

@Fuchizaa you´re right

[666Von666]

@Fuchizaa

Chuck Norris is a persons name, and Boris the Blade is the characters name, so decide what you're talking about. If you talking about the actor - its Rade Serdbedzija and he is a Serb.

[jimjimbob123]

@666Von666 maybe he is saying he is a cross between the character boris the blade and chuck norris the person? as i think when you're making comparisons they don't have to be the same thing. but i guess you just wanted to drop in te fact that you know he is a serb to sound clever on youtube.

[666Von666]

@jimjimbob123

No, its just im promoting Serbs because Im one of them ( lol ).

He obviously did say that but im correcting him, because there is a Serbian proverb that says "Don't mix frogs and grandmothers (its an idiom, so I dont expect you to understand it nor the reference to it, tho for those who do understand its hillarious)

[8barrbarr8]

why is it soo gay?

[lobey2k8]

i love how it takes like 6 shots to take those bad mother fuckers down.

[demonking998]

@lobey2k8 yea 2 in the head and one the throat

[MickeyLove01]

@lobey2k8 5, learn to count

[PolakBear]

@lobey2k8 well archie is badder so yeah

[Druscaelan]

@lobey2k8 I hear 5

[PolakBear]

@lobey2k8 yeah archie popped those mofos

[Necropotence666]

damn this scene ROCKS !

[johnnyquid92]

poor Gerard lol

[roflman79]

berbatov rules

[Jasomja1]

berbatov is bulgarian

[cjwolf2011]

i like how when u first see the big russian he looks fat then at this part hes actually just a big ass mother fucker

[boons50]

i want to have that russians body no homo hes fuckin jacked

[blackdragon1382]

FUCKIN no JOKE!!! LMFAO!!!

[oren27]

now when i think about it its kind of wierd, i mean... they came with a russian cd or supposly one of them went back 2 the car 2 bring the cd in the middle of all the anger and reveng feelings? steal great movie :)

[bella0black]

maybe their criminals but they might have their own mp3 or sometin to listen to music and might have connected it to one-two's stereo, cause they wanna get in the mood for torture!

[oren27]

good thinking man :)

[najviruciskovanejsi]

What the name of the song ? plssssssssssss

[Didaras]

sector gaza - Dopilsya

[Mrbluestarfilm]

Crazy Russians! Russians and Germans, those are two types of people you gotta watch out for. It's a shame too, I loved Germany, but, yeah, those motherf***ers are C-R-A-Z-Y.

[MikefromMadrid]

@Mrbluestarfilm

germans are fags

[lisboa6]

.

i bet thoose russians are still alive

[GShepardP]

How do a bunch of gunshots go off and the English dudes walk out of the house with the Russians still alive?

[lisboa6]

okk i explain you like a 5yrs kid

in the movie rocknrolla these two russians are the tuff guys, there's a chase part where they get so much beat and still stand up

did you get it?

was an ironic coment

[GShepardP]

Shut up, your the only person here that fucking dumber than a five year old. There's a difference between taking a beating and getting fucking shot.

[Beejathon]

They were shot beforehand...by a couple of machine guns. and they still managed to bolt after One-Two

[staffordshirebull909]

they had body armour on

[Beejathon]

@staffordshirebull909

Lol whoops I really need to get my facts straight b4 I try to correct someone. XD

[staffordshirebull909]

lol

[tcbkp77]

were the ruassians gay or something?

[virusdapimp]

What you don't get is that they were drunk out of their mind lol

[BigFatCode]

I am pretty sure they are,...

[derk2]

".....This a bad time One Two?"

lol

[mrquaresma]

lmao what r they doin

[picklelorry]

russians are preparing for torturing One Two

[DonMazzer]

Archie looks like De Niro

[senube]

Archie is very cool.

[11XEnyaraX11]

@senube So true :)

[rickypaintball]

whats the name of the song when one-two is listening the song and the the russians come in

[vandanum]

сектор газа-допился....

правда один хер ты не поймешь че я написал...

[cheesedoodlex3]

The song One-Two is listening to is Such a Fool - by 22-20s

:)

[RusSpetsnaz]

Name of the band and song.

Ex Sector Gaza - Dopilsya

Ex Сектор Газа - Допился

[luneris]

dopilsya

[BronsonsRightHook]

sector gaza - Dopilsya

[KonaRiders]

cool and funny... :D

love the music xD

[Thoommas1994]

anyone know what that song when the russians come in his flat is. I know it's really short but from what i've heard it's a class song!

[checkmyhart]

dose anyone no the name of the actor who played the skinny russian!?

[rytnutcase69]

He aint very skinny lol but aye i wanted to know that aswell.

[checkmyhart]

lol he's cute!

[spikespeigel]

alex kovas

[R3fLeCt3D]

Alex Kovas

[spikespeigel]

alex kovas

[Ilovemywhiteboy]

Alex Kovas, he's hella hot hunh?

[checkmyhart]

hell ya! lol

[mustangphil302]

"hella"? what are you from norcal or something?

[Ilovemywhiteboy]

no sir, I'm just black and thats how I speak.

[guilleory]

fucking good film

one of the best Ive ever seen

[tejiri1]

Mark Strong's facial reaction upon entry is priceless.

[ThisGivesMeTheCreeps]

they're not chechens, they are russians. Is says that they are the chechen war participants (they killed chechens)

[TsarSamuil]

Davaj davaj!!

Stereotype in this scene is over the top, but kinda funny^^ sry rus brothers...those damn anglicani made the scene too good lol

[surge0017]

whats the name of that song ?

[BeyondBlrthday]

Ex-sector Gaza - Dopilsya

You can get the whole soundtrack on mininova. It's worth it - totally awesome.

[allicansayisShamWOW]

dopilsya by ex sektor gaza

[kff]

'This is a bad time One Two?'

'Mmmmfmfmfm mmmoufmm eee'

'I mean we can always come back a bit later'

'Mmmm...'

[Frankster177]

English translation to the lyrics of this song?

please

[Darkphoneix0]

Atas myzon. A esli kakomyto pidary ne nravitsia melodia nehyi komenti ostavliat.

[coltfan111]

i know it says they are Chechens, but they are about as Chechen as George Bush..

[skejter123456789]

Its not even sektor gaza its Ex-cektop

[joetheanglo]

I love Archies reacion when he walks in

[lauraf247]

LMAO! Poor Gerry aka. One-two! XD

[coltfan111]

maybe cos they have the largest mafia in the world and their criminals are notorious for being pyschos lol

[rub3nski]

whats with ritchies fascination about russians?

[RedBearsTelevision]

Well they're totally badass, so maybe that's it.

[EnglandFife]

guy ritchie makes the best movies

[pajap2]

What's the name of this rock band? and the music?

EX SEKTOR GAZA-Dopilsya