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The FUNNIEST FUNNIEST part of this is at 3:03 when Alan says "And who is that gonna be?" and shakes his head with a complete lack of knowledge of the World Cup and teams. All of it is funny and that is my favourite. And whoever invented the SoccerMeter needs a Nobel Peace Prize!
I LOVE that he thinks that's another goal. I think that part was the bit that made me laugh the most and missed most of the rest of it on first showing! :-p
TWAT!!! That was liquid football!!! THRIKER!!!! TWAT!!! SHIT!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?? He must have a foot like a traction engine!!! THRIKER!!! THRIKER!!! EAT MY GOAL!!! TWAT!!! That was liquid football!!! THRIKER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! SHIT!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!! Yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyes, YEEEESSSSSS!!! That was a goal!!! THRIKER!!!
Skirmish, a military based quiz show on tv conquest that gets the highest amount of viewers out of any tv based quiz show at that time .... In the norfolk area...
snazzyrik 2 months ago
TWAAAATTTTT!!!!!
Sonarx2009 2 months ago
American comedy lags behind British comedy.
spetsnaz5 3 months ago
"Boof! Eat my goal."
Grassian 4 months ago
Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaal.
spartawarrior7 4 months ago 3
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is this meant to be funny?
eoinmccall 6 months ago
ummm SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!
Rowho100 6 months ago 3
He must have a foot like a traction engine
DONALDSON51 7 months ago 5
Sepp Blatter is bringing this soccer-meter in as part of his wholesale changes!!!!
shortyktfc 8 months ago
some people back in 94 actually doubted alan.
well guess who's hosting the most popular mid week radio phone-in between 10pm and 1am in the north norfolk area.
needless to say he had the last laugh.
HLecterPHD 8 months ago 46
@HLecterPHD Not to mention the most watched military-themed quiz show in the Norwich area.
Myndir 3 months ago
OH GOD I AM AMERICAN WHAT IS THIS? I AM CONFUSED.
BoiledNotScrambled 8 months ago 5
And another.....
jazzer1960 9 months ago 2
I love that the Soccermeter AND Alan Partridge's understanding of it both didn't make sense.
ewanmcfadyen 9 months ago 3
He must have a foot like a traction engine!
SeanMurrayI 10 months ago
and another! lol crazy nastard
Gellis2009 10 months ago
If only real commentary was like this.. I'd watch football
RobertoWatchin 10 months ago 3
And another!!
getmbeefer 10 months ago
Twaaat! Lol
vitusdoom 11 months ago 2
Yes yes yes yes yes yesssss....that was a goal....brilliant
melvert33 11 months ago 2
BRING BACK THE SOCCOMETER
hufclufc 11 months ago
The goalie has got football pie all over is shirt!
jayblesandkage 1 year ago
Thriker!!
TheSweetjonny 1 year ago
@2:08
AnonNation 1 year ago
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wonderdogger 1 year ago
Sooo Complicated haha.
heavyd1234567910 1 year ago
@heavyd1234567910 Not complicated at all. Just a load of balls.
kisbie 1 year ago
I can say I've got Ssteve coogans Autograph..He was in the pub Boxing day night..
uckyoumo 1 year ago
Eat that..... and another!
1980Grafik 1 year ago 2
SHIT!
lildingus 1 year ago
love the soccermeter, it is very simple!!
roe2k 1 year ago 2
Thriker!
studas2011 1 year ago
Round 1 is.. aaaaah.. Pasadena.
Burrisant 1 year ago 2
They get progressively le... FEWER!
Burrisant 1 year ago 2
Did Coogan stick one in Rebecca Front, does anybody know. I've heard she's a dirty bitch.
nath909 1 year ago
@nath909 Who told you, the sun or the star?
studas2011 1 year ago
@studas2011
Sunday sport, actually.
nath909 1 year ago
STRIKER!
jamboneil 1 year ago
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wonderdogger 1 year ago
"so San Francisco have played Orlando" bahaahaa!!
happysappy21 1 year ago
round 1 AAAH
revengeguy 1 year ago 3
Love his non descriptive commentating: yes yes yes yes yeeessssss!!! That was a goal!!
85shalli 1 year ago
Eat that! Wh...And another!!
loobarlow 1 year ago
Boof.. Eat my goal! lmfao
MeanMrSmurph 1 year ago
Fuck me. this is the best. I can't get over the brilliance. I't's fucked me up.
dddenham 1 year ago
Goooooaaaaaaaal.........*sigh*
BamzookiMan130 1 year ago
and another!!
seankinsellasean 1 year ago 2
Jakanakanory!
HeraldoGeorge 1 year ago
I think I laughed the most when he stabbed himself with Pasadena.
Parsefone 1 year ago
@Parsefone AHHHHHH
MionelLessi 1 year ago
The FUNNIEST FUNNIEST part of this is at 3:03 when Alan says "And who is that gonna be?" and shakes his head with a complete lack of knowledge of the World Cup and teams. All of it is funny and that is my favourite. And whoever invented the SoccerMeter needs a Nobel Peace Prize!
ProtagonistLee 1 year ago
back of the net
Goo9leRWifiCriminals 1 year ago
watching the Uruguay game yesterday, a guy in the pub actually shouted "TWAT! That was liquid football!" when Suarez scored XD
PhantomimineHorse 1 year ago 7
SIXTEEN years ago...DAMN!
Letspreach 1 year ago
TWAT!!!!!!!!!!
vTupaczGhosTv 1 year ago
Yes. Yes. Yes. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THAT WAS A GOAL.
Gloucesterknight10 1 year ago 2
legend
discogram 1 year ago
If only Alan was doing the commentary to this year's world cup. Then I might actually watch it...
RideableLlama 1 year ago 4
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nutritiousacne99 1 year ago
0:45 lmao
euan247 1 year ago
Have you got your big plate Alan
feckincrazyjoedivola 1 year ago
Nice and simple Alan, thanks (:
cabelogp 1 year ago
and another!the mans a bloody genius.
theslippaking 1 year ago
This is brilliant.
calero2k6 1 year ago
Thats my colour coding not Fifa's
wandererno9 1 year ago 2
STRIKER!
VladRomanov 1 year ago
Back of the net
stratocaster1986able 1 year ago
"Round one -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..."
danwilsonyo 1 year ago 6
"And another!"
leocollinge 1 year ago 26
I LOVE that he thinks that's another goal. I think that part was the bit that made me laugh the most and missed most of the rest of it on first showing! :-p
cdname47 1 year ago
Partridge at his best IMO "EAT MYY GOOOALLLL"
pipkin1973 1 year ago
TWAT!!! LOOOOOOOOOL
showman1 1 year ago 2
Er, SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT!
XDXD
harvtehmarv 1 year ago 4
AND ANOTHER!
BornToDieProductions 1 year ago 5
oh man, it still makes me cry laghing after the 10th time! cheers for posting it
jamesjonesrocket 2 years ago
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gaz1212 2 years ago
fucking hilarious
kpjlflsknflksnflknsa 2 years ago 2
STRIKER!!!!!!
AnonNation 2 years ago 2
"SHIT, did you see that!"
I am actually crying :') he's so funny.
oOZePirateOo 2 years ago
SHIT!!!
radical766 2 years ago
"And then [clicks fingers] whoever wins that-tha-then we're into the final" Brilliant!
Moogable 2 years ago
The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case is,,,, the football.
AlanMcB 2 years ago 2
That was liquid football! He must have a foot like a traction engine!
Pingus175 2 years ago 3
SHIT! ahahahahahahahahahahaha
AndyRitchiesbestbud 2 years ago 5
join me!
joliecide 2 years ago 2
The 'soccer meter' is surely the greatest invention ever.
tobias89 2 years ago 3
@tobias89 Yes, makes perfect sense to me, even though there are two red rounds!
mecotterill 1 year ago
"the soccer meter, it's very simple, to explain the group system" .....take it away Alan lol
itsonelouder1 2 years ago 3
TWAT!!! That was liquid football!!! THRIKER!!!! TWAT!!! SHIT!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?? He must have a foot like a traction engine!!! THRIKER!!! THRIKER!!! EAT MY GOAL!!! TWAT!!! That was liquid football!!! THRIKER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! SHIT!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!!! Yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyes, YEEEESSSSSS!!! That was a goal!!! THRIKER!!!
9ertsch 2 years ago 5
''TWAT''
I was crying when he said that!
187Clemens 2 years ago 4
"Round one, ahhh"
manicd81 2 years ago
"Must have a foot like a traction engine."
I actually started crying when he said, "shit".
jasonsmileywhite3 2 years ago 4
"AND ANONTHER"
thasnaps 2 years ago 2
BOOF. eat my goall!
dankemp218 2 years ago 4
SHIT!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!
jordanbyrne123 2 years ago 6
Backofthenet!
boydegg 2 years ago
'Eat my goal!'
punkcat77 2 years ago
THRIKER!!!!!
bricks23 2 years ago 3
And another!!!!!!!!!
lemonproject 2 years ago 2
TWAT!
tomoblivion 2 years ago 3
AP is God...Back of the net !!
jabberarse 2 years ago 4
lmao, Back of the Net !!
123backinyerface 2 years ago
"He must have a foot like a traction engine!"
Well, its better than the shit they spout in PES!
Legendary.
Leeko23Arsenal 2 years ago 2
TWAT! That was liquid football!
SecularAuthority 2 years ago 81
GOALLLLLLLLLL!
MCHammersmith 1 year ago
@SecularAuthority THWAT not TWAT
tegid699 1 year ago
how does he get the whole 1st 20 seconds in one breath? brillliant.
jameseyk1 2 years ago
EAT MY GOAL! Remember that was a tune from Euro '96, used on the Coca Cola ads?
anyhoo, very useful soccer(footy)meter there...
SimonB198207 2 years ago
SHIT! Did you see that?
IPAndrews 2 years ago 20
SHIT!
salamirterra 2 years ago 2
whats that alan, well i will tell you
willyroberts 2 years ago
:D AMAZING!!!! Partridge = Legend
bcfc85 2 years ago 5
The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt. Hehe!
bomberzak 2 years ago 2
and another!!
lfstorey 2 years ago 3
"er....shit! did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine!" that commentary was textbook from Partridge!
ScottishGooner1 2 years ago 48
TWAT that was liquid football!
longrodvonhugendon 2 years ago 6
er....SHIT!
chishkebab 2 years ago
THRIKER!
johnnyramjam 2 years ago 2
TWAT!!!!!!!! lol
vTupaczGhosTv 2 years ago 7
SHIT, DID YA SEE THAT!
Spooks99 2 years ago 4
what can I say that hasnt already been said
what a pundit!
AnndraMA 2 years ago
I'm wondering what Joe C wrote for it to be removed.
badenglish66 2 years ago
me too
d30few 2 years ago
"Joe Costello, Eat my goal!"
BigDan777 2 years ago
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joecostello 2 years ago
'SHIT'
Ashlinn31 2 years ago 2
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aBlokeWhoKnowAbloke 2 years ago
TWAT! That was liquid football!
Preistguyproductions 2 years ago
that was great, and unexpected
Buttmunch5000 2 years ago
Twat!!
thegoddambatman 2 years ago
eat that! and another!
hahahaha
mookyezz20 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH "shit"
InternazionaleFCson 2 years ago
eat my goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maximussausagous1 2 years ago
and another..........
wizardofboogieland 2 years ago
thriker! eat that! and another!
joliecide 2 years ago
twat!!!!!!!!!
and shiiiiiiiiiit!!!
JensGall02 2 years ago
its upside down
MeatloafTribute1 2 years ago
april fools
playerthe2nd 2 years ago
Thank you for explaining football so well Alan.
davemakesawave 2 years ago 3
Eat that. And another!
86223Hector 2 years ago 2
GOAAAALLLL
Dccool3 2 years ago
'Shit'....LOL!
imperialpod 2 years ago
genius!!!
itisme400 2 years ago
i love that opening incredibly awkward long long long sentence
fuckamericanidiot 2 years ago 4
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DuderinoDeux 2 years ago
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DuderinoDeux 2 years ago
TWAT! LIQUID FOOTBALL
WertyJ 2 years ago 5
Haha laughing at the football meter
Mordekai1 2 years ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! lmao
NialoF2 2 years ago
comedy gold
flareplayerico 3 years ago
SHIT ......did ya see that!
Liquid football.......wtf
Alan Partridge GOOOOOOOOOLD!
tarryhoot 3 years ago
JOINNN MEEEEEEEE
ErniePi 3 years ago
I think he should take over from John Motson
Allenn100 3 years ago
peter baynham,chris morris,armando iannucci and steve coogan
redtilldead689908 3 years ago
I live in the US so when I quote this it goes over everyone's heads.
And my home team are the Lions so I shout "Twat! That was liquid football" at random intervals and I usually get blank stares.
OboxerU 3 years ago 12
hahah maaan
KEEP IT UP :D
WertyJ 2 years ago 2
"Foot like a traction engine!"
JapeUK 3 years ago
"and another!" :D
adev007 3 years ago 2
GOOOAAAALLLL!!!!
MrSoprano0125 3 years ago
Love to know who wrote it all,and especially, who thought up the soccer meter!
SayNoToPC 3 years ago
peter baynham,chris morris,armando iannucci and steve coogan you can get the dvd no probs
redtilldead689908 3 years ago
Oh, I know they wrote the entire show,I just meant that segment. They all probably wrote that as well.
SayNoToPC 3 years ago
TWAT! that was liquid football.
lol
d0nkeytr0n 3 years ago 4
"And another!"
electricitycomesfrom 3 years ago 3
That, was a GOAL!
ricriddick 3 years ago
I love this GOAL
UKFootpatrol 3 years ago
You won't find that with FIFA, just with me.
epiphany55 3 years ago 2
I still sometimes shout "that was lllliquid football!" It never gets old.
rainfallshard 3 years ago 9
My bad, lol. Didn't relaise without quotation marks.
CherokeeHoeBag 3 years ago
awesome quality, didnt know this came out on dvd
TheDude7273 3 years ago
Aha!
Gizmondo94 3 years ago
In California.
CherokeeHoeBag 3 years ago
ah god the soccer meter lol
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anLanL19 3 years ago
I love his serious looks at the end
ErniePi 3 years ago
To add a bit of colour and fun to the proceedings!! Fucking genius.
shawaddypaddy 3 years ago
Genius! Coogan is a friggin genius!
Alan Partridge has got to come back! So we can love/hate him all over again!
casperld 3 years ago 5
"...and another!!!"
standardbog 3 years ago 2
I love the soccermeter, an ingenious device, puts peter snows swingometer in the shade
VirgLondon 3 years ago
"and another" hilaaaarious
J700JAM 3 years ago
I nearly died when Coogan shouted "TWAT!"
Clembo 3 years ago 5
SHIIIIIIIT!...DID YOU SEE THAT!
lmao quality
ryan16normansell 3 years ago 3