Glenn Beck Opened My Eyes

[AGH0STBUSTER5]

Hey Cletus u got ur tinfoil hat to go along with these ideas?

[1falconeye2]

LOL

[atxthumper]

"We only think things is bad because we're reading." Awesome!

Also, there are six flags on the golden castle. Demonic!

[atxthumper]

"We only think things is bad because we're reading." Awesome!

[2LightaManonFire]

"Gay dogs, having sex, on the front lawn. Folks... that ain't America."

Hahahaha I can't breath XD

[firebirddrumer]

wow your amazing lets look at the facts: -Socialism: is an economic and political theory advocating public or common ownership of the government.

-Fascism: is a radical, authoritarian nationalist political ideology. Authoritarian meaning a form of social organization characterized by submission to AUTHORITY.

[firebirddrumer]

@firebirddrumer -Communism: is a sociopolitical movement that aims for a classless and stateless society structured upon common ownership of the means of production, free access to articles of consumption, and the end of wage labour and private property in the means of production and real estate. sociopolitical meaning a process by which groups of people make collective decisions.

[firebirddrumer]

@firebirddrumer and this is the amazing part about you. you have been able to take all these different types of government and connect them all to one comic that was written by Bil Keane who served in the military had five kids and was a member of the catholic church

[BillyBobNeck]

@firebirddrumer it's like peanut butter and jelly, moran!

[firebirddrumer]

@firebirddrumer did you read the rest of my comments?

[Ieatedurhamster]

Is this satire? Oh please please please do not be this stupid.

[Utubeblows]

My wife and I recently saw the Dalai Llama - all through his presentation all I could think of was Gall DARN - this guy's got nothing on the BobNeck! Secondly I've decided to donate my family fortune to you so that we might take your message across the globe on a pan-continental speaking tour. Together we can free the minds of all the hippie fascists! Bobneck forever!

[sqru2]

Let those who have eyes see!Let those who have ears hear!Praise be to Glen Beck and Billy Bob,for they have shown me the light!

Now I see Jesus hatin',

Librul,Nazi,Commie,Fascist,Soc­ialist,Homosexual,merikac hatin ' domestic terrists propaganda everywhere!

We gotta fight 'em until every drop of water, every breath of air,every mile of road,every school,every police and fire dept,every library,every watt of electricity,every post office is privatized.

[doorki42]

is this a parody? fucking genuis i almost believed theis guy was really that stupid but i know this has got to be ironic.

[GrandAmGT1990]

you republicans get socialism communism all fucked up ok capitalism has not worked for us its all greed the rich get richer and the poor get poorer now days the CEO makes 500% more then the worker wow that's why America has more poor people then rich cause all the rich corporations get greed we need Regulation rules takes rules away from 20 kid and let them run free what would happen well find out

[IDrinkYourMilkshake8]

using the Glenn Beck method - his keen eye for signs and signifiers - I took the words "United States of America" and rearranged them. To my horror I found that the letters read:

"I Detect Satan, 'e from USA"

I took the words "Barack Hussein Obama", substituted some of the letter for other ones that were more appropriate. rearranged these new letters spelled:

"Obama is Satan as prophesised in the anagram of 'United States of America',

From

God.

Yours in sheer blind panic.

[D119heavy]

@IDrinkYourMilkshake8 lol good one

[burningsol31]

This may come as a surprise but i actually think that Glen Beck is more dumb that you.. no kidding! But if you love Glen Beck, that really helps me understand why you are so dumb. GOT IT.... You blow Glen Beck.... got it! 

[Phreakwars]

This world has been socialist since the days of cave men. Only an idiot would buy into the whole "socialism is evil" line.

Don't like SOCIALISM BillyBob? Then quit SOCIALIZING with people on YouTube.

[BillyBobNeck]

@Phreakwars Son, I bet you and Trig Palin is gonna become best friends

[BillyBobNeck]

@Phreakwars Son, I bet you and Trig Palin is gonna be best friends

[doom3134]

@BillyBobNeck Wanna have gay sex, BIlly?

[Capitalocracy]

homosexual canine intercourse.

In front of the children.

[BillyBobNeck]

@Capitalocracy it makes me weep to think about it

[mrgrieves66]

I aint no homo neither but I do luv you Billy bob in a totally non homo way.

[BillyBobNeck]

@mrgrieves66 God bless you! I know you ain't no homo cuz there ain't no homo Christians!

[btc8128]

Is this a joke?

[zoso1]

some good comedy here, son.

[BillyBobNeck]

Keep laughing, son. It ain't gonna be so funny when Barak HUSSEIN Obama's jackbooted thugs come kicking down yer door and kill your grandma

[Brophan1ty]

You need to look up Alex Jones and get your head out of your ass Billy.

[BillyBobNeck]

i ain't no homo, son.

[Brophan1ty]

Glen Beck is a mormon witch was created by a freemason and freemasons worship lucifer and want a one world government... look up albert pike. Glen beck isnt a christian. Hees a MORMON DUDE LOL...

[sushud82]

That was hilarious.  Thank you.

[BillyBobNeck]

Keep laughing, son! Satan'll violate ya with his pitch fork!

[BrosoKintobor]

"we only think things are bad because we're reading" :P lmao

[BillyBobNeck]

y'all go ahead and try to prove different!

[BrosoKintobor]

If I did you wouldn't read it sonny Jim (Bob, sorry)

[SpannTV]

This has got to be a joke. It has to be. Because I can't fathom anybody in their right mind would believe this.

[BillyBobNeck]

Glenn Beck ain't no joke, son. He maybe a mor(m)on but he ain't joking

[Hazetha]

Whoa, it was so over the top it just HAD to be satirical. Great fun! :D

[descanter]

Freakin' Hilarious!!!!!

Love it. Keep them coming.....

[dhmeiser]

OMG that was pure genus!

[dometown]

This level of logic hurts my little brain.

We're all doomed.

[wikiporno]

Who voted for god? Nobody! How much power does he supposedly have? Absolute! Therefore God is a dictator and should be resisted at all costs.

[madmiguelh2o]

You just bought yourself a ticket to hell. you can have all the gay boyfriends you want now cause you aint gettin in to heaven.

[wikiporno]

1. I'm not gay, I like women, it just pisses me off to see people spreading measages of hate considering my best friend in the world is a lesbian.

2. I'm not going to hell, because hell doesn't exist. Even if I could go to heaven (which also doesn't exist) I wouldn't want to. Spending enternity with people like you? I'd rather spend eternity in in a lake of fire.

[madmiguelh2o]

you keep tellin yourself hell doesn't exist. When the rapture happens all us good Christians won't have to take any more crap from you America haters. We'll be up in heaven with the Lord blessing America for eternity. Youll be down here with the muslims and gays wishin you didn't have such a smart mouth.

[wikiporno]

Rapture huh? All the people like you disapearing for ever? Sounds like the perfect world to me! Where do I sign up!

[madmiguelh2o]

you already did wikihomo. your signed up for hell on earth until you get right with god. i guess you don't mind though.

[wikiporno]

No, hell on earth would be you people getting your way.

[dcw57]

Gay dogs on the lawn... wow... you are fcuked.

[dcw57]

Glen Beck is your god ... think about it ...

[madmiguelh2o]

At least he believes in God and has strong values. I seen him crying on TV cause he Loves America so much. you don't ever see nobody on CNN cry cause they don't care about America, they only care about hollywood and gay love.

[BillyBobNeck]

God bless ya, son!

[dcw57]

Stop reading? Did you ever start? That is likely your problem. You probably haven't actually read the bible ... you have clearly been manipulated by someone or some sort of movement. I hope some real cristians pray for you and your kind. Get help.

[madmiguelh2o]

he don't need help from anyone but Jesus Christ our savior. What good is reading the New York Times badmouthing the best country in the world. Or watchin the far left loonies like Chris Mathews tellin are kids not to protect America.

[BillyBobNeck]

i've read the Bible more times then you had hot suppers, boy

[Silentsam7532]

This was a pretty funny video. It is amazing that people are that stupid. I love that he thinks reading is bad.

I wish religion would be gone and people could really progress.

[wikiporno]

Fucking bible beating racists. Ban the Republican party. Let the Greens become the second.

[madmiguelh2o]

Without the Republicans to save America from those who hate our Christian values, America would not be protected by God anymore. If Democrats and green sissies ruled America, we'd have gays teachin are kids. you want the gays to teach your kids go to france.

[Silentsam7532]

Ha, your joking right. God protecting America, that is funny.

[madmiguelh2o]

If you think God protecting America is funny, you either hate God or hate America. Which is it? Why do you think we only got attacked once under George W Bush? After 911 he got right with God and America! Iraqis and Afhgani arabs didn't ever attack us again did they. If we let the gays get married and teach are kids or let a Muslim president change are constitution, we're doomed.

[samuelthestrong]

I'm afraid you have inadvertently invoked Poe's law. If God did desire to kill sexual nonconformists and those who tolerate them, surely he could do so without collateral?

[Silentsam7532]

America was not attacked before that either. The last attack was by Christian extremists actually, its religious extremists, not just Muslims.

America only got attacked under Bush, he didnt stop attacks. I dont know how you could think that.

[wikiporno]

That's just it, I don't want Christians running this country. Everything people like you stand for goes against our freedoms. You want to censor movies and TV show you think "go against god" thus going against freedom of speech, by forcing creationism be taught to innocent children, you force your fucked up view of Christianity down everyone's throat, including Jews, Muslims, Hindus and Atheists who want their children to learn facts not fairy tales, thus going against religious freedom.

[wikiporno]

In fact, the only freedom you people suport is the right to bare arms, and that's just so you can go on killing sprees and shot innocent people just because they happen to be gay or muslim or something. I'm more American then you'll ever be. I beleve in a society where people have a choice, and children aren't brainwashed, you're ideal soceity is one where people are burned at the stake because they play dungeons and dragons.

[BillyBobNeck]

boy - i'm gonna put it to you plain and if y'all are too drunk or strung out on those cracks cocaine cigarettes you smoke to understand it then yer gonna wake up dead in Hell

listen

JESUS IS THE ONLY FREEDOM THERE IS!

Why do you think GOD created America??

[wikiporno]

Fuck god, I never voted for him.

[Silentsam7532]

God didnt create America. Man I hate all that religious crap spouting My god is right because my book says so.

It is plain evil to tell people to sacrifice for some god to get rewards after life. It is an evil faith ment to enslave peoples minds.

[madmiguelh2o]

I'm not avocating forcing creationism on children. I just don't want some homo teacher tellin them we came from monkeys cause thats not right. I aint got nothing against Jews, they're gods chosen people. It's you hollywood lieberals that want them to stop protecting themselves against terrorism in the middle east. If it were up to Barak Hussein Obama, the arabs would get to take all the Jews land bomb the USA. We need the lord to guide us.

[wikiporno]

Go fuck yourself nazi. Cry all you want, nothings going to change the fact that a black man's president, you just need to get over it and deal with your racism, it's blinding you to the fact that Obama, while not perfect, is a billion times better than the last 8 years.

[madmiguelh2o]

If the liberal media would tell you the truth B Hussein Obama wouldn't be "president" . He was born in Kenya and can't show us a ligitamate birth cirtifacate. Now hes gone and messed up the economy and made us less safe from the terrorists and you want to say Bush is to blame. this is because of liberal media lies that you believe. I aint racist, i got no problem with Michael Steele although he needs to stop talking out of turn.

[Silentsam7532]

More stupidity, the birth Certificate is open for people to see. He has displayed the proof that he is American and yet many idiots still say he wont show it.

Bush was about the worst thing to happen to America in a long time, you guys are lucky he is gone and lucky you might finally get health care.

[dcw57]

People that are homosexual are teaching our kids ... maybe a gay teacher could have broadened your world view and gotten you head out of you ass.

[madmiguelh2o]

I wouldn't let no gay teach me. My football coach and American goverment teacher was my favorite teacher. He wasn't a queer and he taght me everything about the activist judges in the legistlative branch. he always wanted to wrestle with us, it was very tough. We weren't a bunch of sissy homos.

[madmiguelh2o]

That Nutjob is protecting your rights to have the best health care on God's green earth from government beaurocrats and death panels. After your kids forced to go to Obama's muslim madrasas, you'll see.

[dcw57]

Wow ... you really eat that shit up. Think for yourself.  Do some research. Don't believe everthing you hear. Death panels., wow you are a dumb ass.

[madmiguelh2o]

I did the research, thats how I know about the death panels. you think Sarah Palin is lyin to us? Barack Obama wants to "cut costs" and he aint gonna cut goverment spening so hes gonna start killing old folks and retards. This is what happens when the president doesn't love Jesus. You never saw George Bush making death Panels, cause he read the Bible. Maybe it's time you did too.

[wikiporno]

Of course, you refuse to believe in the evidence that evolution is real and the bible is bullshit, yet when given abundant evidence that Obama was born in Hawaii you refuse to accept it. The whole "death panel" thing seems much more republican to me, after all, until the 70s, the republicans where in favor of the forced sterilization of the handicapped.

[madmiguelh2o]

The bible is bullshit? Yet your evolution theory is not? Tell me when has a monkey ever turned into a man? When has a fish ever started walkin? You can't answer that can you. You never stopped to think just maybe the liberal minorities in Hawaii just want to help make Obama look good to bring down white people...Did you? Oh no, they couldn't possibly make up a birth cirtificate. Why don't you quit tryin to argue with folks who know what they're talkin about Wikigayporno.

[wikiporno]

Evolution is not a theory, it's scientific fact! In fact there's more evidence for evolution then their is for a biblical flood, or for the idea that the earth is 5000 years old, or for the idea that humans where created at the same time as all the other animals. The reason you never see a monkey turning into a person is because monkeys arent our ancestors, theyre our cousins, and because evolution takes a long time, millions of years. (Yes, the Earth is older than 5000 years retard).

[madmiguelh2o]

i know the bible says it's 6000 years old. NOW whos the retard? maybe your cousins are monkeys and thats why your a dumbocrat.

[wikiporno]

What evidence do you have that the bible is true other than "the bible says so"?

[Silentsam7532]

Those are quite easy questions. No one has ever claimed a fish started walking or a monkey turned into a man.

These things were gradual changes. People who dont believe in evolution have never tried to actually learn how it works.

I love hearing stuff from hick american christians, its always a funny joke to watch. Have fun with your "rapture"

[FractalHelix777]

I hear ya...the fact that people can't tell the difference between the actual hyperbole and the lampoon should really tell us something...

[FractalHelix777]

Whew...what a relief to be able to just stop thinking...hahaha

[BillyBobNeck]

Ain't it the truth!

[BillyBobNeck]

I don't censor comments, but God's gonna censor you if you don't watch it

[FrankieSmileShow]

Fighting the good fight as usual Billy-B! God bless you and Glenn Beck. We aught to put that communist freedom-hater Bil Keane behind bars! Lock him up real good. Or maybe put him on the chair so he can meet his pagan god Stalin in hell!

[BillyBobNeck]

God bless ya!

[muzak9]

Socialist, communist, fascist messages?

Did you know that Hitler murdered many of the socialists and communists in Germany prior to the invasion of Poland in 1939?

I don't understand why you people put socialism, communism and fascism all in the same sentence; unless of course you don't even understand the meaning of them.

[madmiguelh2o]

Barak Obama is a Socialist. The Al Quida terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan are Islamo- fascists. they may be a little different but they both hate your freedom and capitalism. If it wasn't for our military and good strong Christian values, you dumbocrats would be speakin Iraqi. I guess you wouldn't mind as long as the government chose your doctor for you and you didn't have to work.

[BillyBobNeck]

God bless, son! Show them lie-berals what we're made of!

[yohaneuano4]

All the same. Fuck the socialist-communist-fascist-li­beral-Stalinist-Troskyist-Obam­ist-secular-Islamic regime!

[BillyBobNeck]

You and your foul mouth can go back to Russia, boy