Hazama's Theme - Gluttony Fang

[godtalk101]

counter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFansAndPants]

Hail Troll, full of Hate,

the Ghost is with thee; Pissed off art thou amongst alot women,

and blessed is the fruit of thy Arm, Ragna.

Holy Terumi, Father of Many, pray for us Beginners,

now and at the Power of our Pet. Amen

[NextBlazeEx]

That man brings me here

[anaalinaama]

one of the best pieces of music in game history!

[darrenagne]

when i think i hazama i think of gin(from bleach)

when i think of ragna i think of sol(from guiltygear)

when hazzama opens his scary eyes i really dont know who the **** that is

[Supahx]

1:13. Fuck yes!

[Kyoshiro5411]

Thank goodness there aren't any comments related to The likes or dislikes about how terumi might've killed them. ...eh..its friday..and there are 13 dislikes.

that is no fucking coincidence.

[alextenkai]

@Kyoshiro5411 no its monday but nice try

[TheFansAndPants]

Dear Terumi's Parents

Thanks alot for having sex...

No, No, REALLY Tahanks for screwing up my Life!

Love, Ragna <3

[NextBlazeEx]

@TheFansAndPants later that day Hazama went to were ragna and jin live and the rest is here

[NextBlazeEx]

@NextBlazeEx *history

[Terumi670]

Terumi is AWESOME!!!!!!

[IcaraelTheWanderer]

If BlazBlue was a musical, this would be Hazama's big showstopper number.

[Angelblaze2007]

@IcaraelTheWanderer and then it would end, with Hazama doing a one 360 and putting on a troll mask at the 180 point o said spin.

[NextBlazeEx]

Ragna had a good life till he had an knife to the arm

[kerththanan]

god what a evil troller still a pretty cool troller

[TheFansAndPants]

My top 3 trolls,...

1. Hazama, 2. Terumi Yuuki, 3. Yuuki Terumi

[DOUGLA192]

HAZAMA YOU SNEAKY BASTARD...now there's no 4:29!!

（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[doubleedgeMS]

ill be listening to this while playing hazama on lost saga from now on...

[starry322]

Lies lies lies lies LIES! :3

[Whoisthattroll]

"What the hell are you taking about, nyeh!"

...!

"KYAHAHAHAHA!"

Translation: haters gonna hate

[AverruncusFate]

Hear this music at MAX Volume.

Begin trolling.

You will receive Hazama's blessing, and your trolling power level will be OVER 9000!

[krakat0a8]

This is my profile picture on Steam.

[ZomgDevok]

Shitty Vampire~

[PerishEvil47]

Was the only one who started laughing when he mentioned " Then shit got real" to Noel?

[halfblack90]

Hazama: Ah yes! Hello my name is Hazama from the N.O.L "Trollin Devision". How may I assist you?

Raging Player: >:( YA I NEED YOU TO TROLL THIS GUY FOR ME

*holds up picture of Arakune*

Hazama: *TROLL FACE*

[narsplace]

the dislike button is the like button too.

[NextBlazeEx]

the other playable chars disliked this

[konataakira]

666 likes, Ragna approves?

[DarkUnknown48]

We need a hazama vs I-no battle.

The ultimate troll battle!

[7ofSpade]

666 likes :O

[7ofSpade]

Hazama clicked the dislikes, because no one else would dislike this.

[WingZero1828]

In Soviet Russia, Hazama still trolls you.

[7ofSpade]

@WingZero1828 Is there anywhere that he DOESN'T troll you?

[Silverdarknessful]

Cool Shit. Hazama Trolls ALL!!! :D



[TokuKing75]

Little Do people know, the more you hate him=the longer he continues to exist.

[shockazulo]

@TokuKing75 so if hazama was good and no body hated him and they all loved him he would be dead?

[TokuKing75]

@shockazulo Yes, like no bull. Go see the wiki. The man is freddy kruger.

[Dahosfan]

Hazama : I'm not that good at figthing.

*figth Hazama Unlimited for the first time*

Me : FUUUUUUUU-

Hazama : U Mad ?

[MudkipnTreecko]

MICHEAL JACKSON MOONWALK!

[Kyoshiro5411]

Hazama: Chuck Norris does not exist.

Chuck Norris: Yes I do!

Hazama: Your existence is invalid.

Chuck Norris: NOOOOo!!!

[IAmTheStig320]

10 stupid people are trying to troll Hazama. The other one is Hazama trolling himself.

[SecretWindoww]

@DOUGLA192 Yes there is. D:

[UnOwenWasHere]

4chan exist because Hazama allows it to exist

[X1ntar0]

i knew it!!! his Japanese VA is Yuuichi Nakamura!!!

Okazaki Tomoya!!! you have evolved from a common prankster into a God of Trollz!!! D:

[legefy]

@X1ntar0 SAVE US STARFISH!

[shockazulo]

hazama has such a baby face XD

[noobminatorTBNK]

11 people didn't beat unlimited hazama on "HELL" dificulty.

[MrKevinberru]

@noobminatorTBNK even if u win he ends by hard trolling u

[noobminatorTBNK]

@MrKevinberru true, but still worth it ^^

[VirtualJudgement]

That nigga is a troll

[FistofFate95]

@BGgamer1 I agree he gives off a sense of underestimating me will get you killed vibe

[BGgamer1]

I really like this song it says im bad ass but im kinda tricky so watch out



[5195193]

11 people were trolled by Hazama :D

[big5671]

hazama easily entered my top ten villians

[Knightmare668]

It's Gin Ichimaru's cousin!

[BGgamer1]

Hmmmmmm he looks like a good character but ill be getting continium shift later this year god i cant wait i ony have calamity trigger...........someone wanna fight me in calamity trigger xD

[seanb91]

@BGgamer1 At this point you might as well wait for Continuum Shift: Extend.

[SatomimiNoMiko]

Sex in music form.

[starliteskies]

Thanks for the post :-D this theme is so catchy.

[khaoz77]

I went to Google and searched "God of Trolling"

Hazama was the first thing that came up...

[EAVF92]

Hazama: Ohh cool, everybody here loves me.......wait *cease to exist*

[shockazulo]

did any of you say im in love with this guy whene you first saw him and in battle also?

[starliteskies]

@shockazulo Me too :-D I said it once and I'll say it again. I like him the best out of all the other men of Blazblue. Despite of being a villain, he seems more "normal" than a lot of the male characters in the game, with that being said he's more likable. I love how Hazama smiles a lot and "dances" in battle. He's adorable.

[daesukpark]

-Hazama sees the dislikes-

Hazama:thats right hate me hate me some more...hate me lots lots more! :D

[lordsuckup1]

@daesukpark You adorable little puppy of a man, you!

[TheAmbulz]

@daesukpark My theory is that he's creating multiple YouTube accounts and disliking it to make himself stronger. ... Or... sumpthin'.

[BryantDeDaOg]

I love this song lol im making a tribute to arc systems u guys should check it out

[Asin24]

"Only 9 dislikes? Woops, looks like you just got 10. Aww does it hurt?" - Hazatroll

[VerifyinTr1gIDs]

@theninjaswerehere LOL, Blazen The BlazBlue Sprite Comic.

[Hawkshadow97]

Allow me to reference something, from SwRRt,

TRAP CARD

[xxluapxx]

Can't tell if the small eyes are asian or trolling....

[MrLuster200]

@catfishyeah92 and i still bet you can't beat buppa :/

[catfishyeah92]

@MrLuster200 Hm Hm sure hate the hater doesn't matter its all just oppinions, but it doesn't mean I can't beat him.

[DCulex]

i love this theme !!



[Dosumarushi]

Terumi-"TOOOOO THE END OF THE WOOORRRLLDDD!!!!"

Me-"yeah you do that"

jubei-"HAH TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"

[curiousitykilledsum1]

i someday want to learn how to troll people like him :D

[curiousitykilledsum1]

trollzama only trolls to exist, but still, it's hilarious x)

[konataakira]

All hail Hazama, the king of trolls \(ಠ_ಠ)/

[Shaho199]

@konataakira Hazama's no troll king! Silly! HE IS A TROLL GOD!

[CountofBleck]

@konataakira *All hail Hazama, the God of trolls \(ಠ_ಠ)/

fixed. people have to be updated on Tv Tropes.

Problem?

[saminabox]

@konataakira *God of trolls*

[catfishyeah92]

Dear Hazama, I hate your guts. I like Carl more than you. Believe me, I thought is impossible to hate someone more than Carl... You proved me wrong. I will give you this credit. No matter how much I hate you, you have one of the most bad ass theme out of the game.

From,

Justin, the guy who can kick you ass with Makoto even if you're unlimited.

[shockazulo]

@catfishyeah92 why hate on hazama so much hazama is like one of the lbest charctedrs?

[catfishyeah92]

@shockazulo

Your opinion. I can't stand the guy strictly because of the way he treats everyone. Noel mostly. I hate all guys who treat women badly. Even cartoon characters.

[Stormraider821]

@catfishyeah92 Personally, I don't see the problem that much.

You hate guys that abuse girls, but then what about other animes and mangas and games and all...

Nearly over 80% or so are all girls abusing guys and no one complains about that.

And when one finds a guy who abuses a girl their all complaining.

Besides, his trolling and abusing is just mainly to unlock her alter self, not because he actually bothers to waste time trolling her.

[catfishyeah92]

@Stormraider821

Just because other anime and manga does it doesn't mean anything. You are straying away from the topic by adding that comment, but I will answer.

Other anime and manga, they justify that. That doesn't mean I like the character after that. We just have different views on this subject.

With that, this conversation will cease.

[Stormraider821]

@catfishyeah92 So your one of those sexist people eh? Well that explains everything.

[catfishyeah92]

@Stormraider821

I was raised to never hit a woman. If she deserves it by trying to KILL me, then yes I will hit her... probably kill for self defense, but otherwise I will not hit a woman.

[Gallahan]

@catfishyeah92 A sign of a great character is his ability to stir emotions out of the audience. lulz.

[catfishyeah92]

@Gallahan True, but sign of a great enemy if he/she stirs hate.

[catfishyeah92]

@Gallahan Sorry it took so long, I have to agree with you there, but might I say this my original statement still stands no matter how much I hate him, he has the most bad ass theme I've ever heard. To add something new I also like his astral.

[CountofBleck]

Even TV Tropes has dubbed this guy "The God of Trolling" I's official, no one is as good as Hazama

[Hawkeye16000]

@theninjaswerehere More like Blazen RIP.

Unless of course Shadowdraygon is just trolling.

[Hawkeye16000]

@theninjaswerehere No one defeats the unbeatable challenge that is the Trollbooth.

[Kiwii156]

I finally became a prefect in my school. The only reason why? My uniform looks like Hazama's outfit. Without the Fedora sadly, but I've got one at home. >:D

[JagoShogun]

First suggestion when I put "Gluttony" xD

[TheArcanaEnds]

I want dat suit and hat :3

[RedLugia99]

Ouroboros!!!

[Techn0neko]

"so ragna, hows that arm?"

[MAndersonReviews]

I main this guy. Not because he is top in tier, but because ever since I saw him in Calamity Trigger, I thought "WOAH! Nice HAT!" Then when I found out he was in continuum Shift, my roommate was like "Bro, Hazama is in the new BlazBlue" "Who?" "HAT MAN!" "BITCHIN!!!!!" I play him fo the hat. Not my fault he is awesome.

[scureton07]

@MAndersonReviews it is a pretty crispy hat, I wanna cosplay him

[Hitsyfication]

First 16 seconds of this song...

"Rocket Executive Hazama wants to fight!"

OH SHI-

[scureton07]

@Hitsyfication it does kinda sound like a Team Rocket theme

[kikoukira]

Sure he's overrated, why's he called Trollzama?

Whoever plays Master Yi in League knows what I'm talking about.

This song is still great to trolling noobs =)

[Geekandcool]

Hazama is overrated, good song though

[Ikuto7691256]

Trollzama

[torchicguy]

Did anyone else say, "I don't trust this guy." when they first saw Hazama in Calamity Trigger?

[SageofLight777]

@torchicguy I think EVERYBODY said that. =P

[SammEater]

@torchicguy

The most weird thing, is that I didn't though that, even though it was pretty obvious (yellow eyes + rape face on the opening), I just though he was a badass character not a BAD guy. :P

Oh well, its still one of my favorites characters, too bad his story is all about f*cking everyone lives. XD

[FighterO21]

@torchicguy

I was more like "I WANNA PLAY HIM !" when I discovered you couldn'y in CT, I was disappointed :C

[hisholyinquisition]

@torchicguy Did anyone else say, "I'm gonna like this guy." When they first saw Hazama in Calamity Trigger?

[torchicguy]

@hisholyinquisition I know I did. X3

[NextBlazeEx]

@hisholyinquisition me oo then i saw he was evil

[hisholyinquisition]

@NextBlazeEx I did, but then I saw he was evil. Then I was like, Oooh, I'm REALLY gonna like this guy.

[NextBlazeEx]

@hisholyinquisition after what he did to ragna hakumen and tager i will never forgive

[hisholyinquisition]

@NextBlazeEx After what he *could have done* to Ragne, Hakumen, and Tager, I will always applaud him.

[IcyPrincessLynn]

@hisholyinquisition Yup, me too.

"He looks awesome !" was my first reaction ^^

[hisholyinquisition]

@IcyPrincessLynn Good reaction.

[waytothudawn]

@torchicguy Yeah, Hazama was WAY too shady for my liking.

[5195193]

@torchicguy i did XD



[daesukpark]

looks like hazama sense tao is around :P

[Roxas80]

@Tammy80215836479 Hazama you so crazy...trolling us with offers of free games.

[TrueBackLash]

I grimace every time I hear his voice of this son out of nowhere in Story Mode.

[BulletValentine69]

This is the greatest them evarrr

[KingKrebin]

fags, fags everywhere!

[Yami6692]

in Kaka village, cats troll Hazama

[Raveninu]

@Takeo1711 bring it on!

[Takeo1711]

Gets on Call of Duty.Puts this music on. Puts on microphone. Says"Time to troll"

[KONPALegendz]

@Takeo1711 im gonna annoy the fucking hell out of people on search and destroy with this from now on^

[MisterWobbles100]

Now please stand up!

The show must continue!

[RandyClyne]

I cant believe such kickass theme would belong to a villain.

[XelchanTheBrave]

Fuck with this troll shit. You don't know what's a real troll.

I already hate that they put so many goddamn memes in the translation and made him talk part chan-speak.

[DrSulfurious]

@XelchanTheBrave You probably have no idea what a troll is if you don't actually know that Hazama is a troll. Either that or you're trolling.

Regardless, u mad.

[XelchanTheBrave]

@DrSulfurious Yeah, me mad.

You probably do know what's a real troll, but I'm sick of people calling him T3H K1NG OF TR0LLS!!11 because he's a trolling villain and OMG CHANSPEAK SO COOL!

Seriously, it looks like trolls are the new vampires when I read such comments.

But then I remember that Blaz Blue ain't so popular so yeah.

[DrSulfurious]

@XelchanTheBrave Chanspeak? What the fuck is that? Are you talking about 4Chan? Then no, it's not "CHANSPEAK", the original image came from deviantART, you fucking moron.

And Hazama is the king of trolls.

[XelchanTheBrave]

@DrSulfurious No, you don't get it, with "chanspeak" I meant that he talks with memes and shit like that.

And I don't get what you mean with the whole original image thing.

[kingofrocks]

@XelchanTheBrave You mean that one time he told Carl Clover "Why so serious" in the non-cannon ending. Last time I checked he just remindes everyone how their trash, missing an arm, how their past self is weak or how he just generally messes with them (e.g a troll). And judging by how much you apparently dislike him, I think he has done his job.

All hail the king of the trolls.

[XelchanTheBrave]

@kingofrocks No, I don't hate him, he's a pretty cool guy, messes with people and isn't afraid of anything, but yeah...king of trolls is too much, he just seems a prick at times.

The retarded fans can get on my nerves, they all can gb2tvtropes.

[AmishChief]

@kingofrocks Well said, very well said. Poor Xelchan just a little buttmad is all.

[XelchanTheBrave]

@AmishChief Yeah D:

[NeonMario]

@XelchanTheBrave But then I remember that you ain't so popular so yeah.

[ladiesman21235]

They see me trollin'

They hatin'

Because I'm Hazama

and I'm fightin' dirty

*Hazama laugh*

[5195193]

Teacher: ill be having a substitute for you tomorrow, now ytou may leave.

-gets home,sleeps well-

-gets up an gets ready for school, then heads to class-

Me: Wonder who's the sub?

-this theme slowly gets louder torward my classroom-

Me: Oh fuck....

[jeansl10]

@5195193

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLO CHILDREN!!

LETS HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[doombybbr]

@5195193 you got a lesson in trolling then?

[ArkUmbreon]

Hazama could out troll the internet any day.

[kenta5053]

i fuckin hate hazama byond any other character yet hes got one of the most awesome theme songs

[violentincantation]

@kenta5053 HATERS GONNA HATE.

[DiogoJ1]

This theme feels like Hazama is only warming up.

[Langsuirver2]

*is turned on erotically by his theme song*

[realw0rld]

*Opponent Jumps*

WIND SERPENT'S FANG!

*Opponent Rage Count:1*

*Opponent stops for a second*

FALLING FANG!

*Opponent Rage Count:2*

*50% Heat*

SERPENT'S TROLL KICK

*Opponent Ragequits*

HAZAMA WIN

[mstrswrdsmn19]

what's this from?

[trollface1231]

the theme of trolls.

or, it would be, if hazama didn't make them all ragequit.

[rofflawl]

Anyone else go "YEAH, FUCK YOU HAZAMA" When you manage to beat him on the litterally 20th time.and then remember you lost 19 other times. No matter what. he always wins.

[KuraiKoyoyoyama]

@rofflawl I said that the first time I reached him on Score Attack with Hakumen and kicked his ass. I lost to Rachel though, due to timing a sword slash to anti-projectile her 'I'll throw random shit across the screen' distortion wrong

I haven't got past Hazama since, I think I pissed him off.

[ShiroTheRedFang]

so why does every character slightly resemble someone from GG series?

like how Hazama would be a clone of Johnny from Guilty Gear lol

Johnny FTW

[adikkuchan]

@ShiroTheRedFang I think it's because the ones who make BB make GG as well.

[Esmeralda505]

10 people got trolled by Hazama so badly, Hazama is gonna do it again to those 10 people ;P

[torchicguy]

THIS is the smooth criminal MJ was talking about.

[DoomPhoenix13]

Doesn't help that Hazama is now god tier as well, with his combo of insane mobility, damage, and guard breaks, while having one of the best distortions IN THE GAME. Arc, you truly have made one of the best trolls ever.

[jowy87]

@DoomPhoenix13 agreed, jayoku houtenjin send enemy high out of the screen and its combo able for more dmg, i would say it is one of the cheapest distortions in the game

[KuraiKoyoyoyama]

@jowy87 You won't be saying that when he kicks you through the cieling.

[jowy87]

@KuraiKoyoyoyama i know hw it feels, i main trollzama, enjoy sending ppl up in the air