Abbot And Costello Buy Gas

[wackyfireballjr]

10 people pay for gas.

[LandondeeL]

They should have told that pump jockey "Who's On First?". Still they got away with $6.50!

[leafyutube]

Only $12.50 for a fill up. But then again, a candy bar back then was only 10 cents. haha

[JELLYBELLY589]

thepeace0010 what school do you go to my english teacher sometimes lets us to

[GUITARHERO9720]

aren't you dyin to tell him?

I'm just dyin.



[seekhim777]

Priceless.

[mholub86]

What movie is this clip from?

[thepeace0010]

LOL THESE GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!! :D my English teacher let's us watch these sometimez

[E1craZ4life]

I didn't think it would work the second time.

[Jennifer750806]

OMG too funny!

[lilbrileigh]

o:42 the man running.. Lol.

[ddolph45]

10 people got ripped off

[JHUMBLE13]

It's Awesome I Live By Chicago!! I Love Abbott & Costello!!

[Bigun8]

The newspaper reporter/photographer is George Chandler. He used to be on Lassie, the later years as Uncle Petrie. Useless trivia I know! :-)

[blank21121]

@Bigun8 useless trivia is the best.

[meldogpund]

0:43 the bus says michigan ave. i live in MI!

[trinil1]

This is the first time I've seen Costello get over on anyone!

[E1craZ4life]

@trinil1 Watch him prove that 7 x 13 = 28.

[kelkellykel]

"Aren't you dying to tell it to him?" "I'm just dying." lmao

[anormalnick]

IM SPANISH I DONT UNDERSTAND IT COMPLETELY BUT ITS FREAKING HILARIOUS..,

[harrie1956]

flauw dull....

[Technifiletric]

Hahahaha

[123sweetgigimusic]

or possibly could get an warning and then an ticket. lol. love this kind of comedy. this is the stuff..

[123sweetgigimusic]

9 dislikes tried the gag, but they got caught, next minute , you know, the cops are on their way to take them to jail.

[cptmawsome]

That was the best i laughed so much XD

[PotterWeasley2010]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHA

[NexonsHitman]

0:40 who the hell tries to avoid getting hit by a bus by running in the same direction it's driving? YOU GO TO THE SIDE, FOOL!

[TheBringerofchaos]

@NexonsHitman It's common sense that the bus is going to stop, after all it's turning into the booth... he's just stumbling back, to avoid being in the way. Of course in reality that's the way it would be. In here right is left, up is down, and in is out, so meh :P

[frostytheaussie]

i miss when people used to refer to others as wiseguys

[TheSuperhey1997]

this is true comedy!! you dont hear tht around here anymore!! :( i think the younger generation should hear this andunderstand wat true comedy is!!

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

you don't need drugs to find that funny!

[Soundslikeothers]

Today that would be $1,250 to fill that bus

[nerdking731]

@Soundslikeothers Sorry but that's only half of it.

[pwz0rd]

9 people heard the baseball story

[42DuckyDuckers]

Who would vote Abbot and Costello down, anyway? Yeah! Go, Abbot and Costello!

[KilllerX]

@42DuckyDuckers People who are too young to enjoy such humor.

[destroyer8604]

why is he asking too many questions? No, he knows too man answers.

[BornInTheCreek]

12.50 to fill up a bus...Damn

[TheViggy123]

These guys r the best

[dogsdoodoo123]

i love these guys because they're so funny!!!!!!!! check abbot and costello find the submarine

[spam462]

Look how close that bus is to hitting the first two people! Amazing!

[Dunikie01]

8 people don't like baseball.

[jkshoujk]

Costello is SOOO smooth.

[LandondeeL]

$12.50 for the gas? No way! No bus that large holds only 3 gallons of gas!!!

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@LandondeeL yea but thing about it ..gas didn't cost that much back then so maybe it did only cost that much to fill up a bus gas was like 18 cents a gallon back then ..today its like 3.20 a gallon ..thats a big difference from 18 cents ..so 12.50 i bet was right to fill up that bus back then

[LandondeeL]

@TheSteelersrock1010 Thank you for your comments, but my remarks were strictly tougne-in-cheek!

[StanOfGB]

@LandondeeL price of everything was cheap back then

[zandermagic]

@LandondeeL Funny.

[mapscannotcontainme]

@LandondeeL

LOL. My father and I were watching this and we both started laughing uncontrollably when he said "That's $12.50, right?"

[nsakid1]

@LandondeeL you realize this video is based in like the 40s

[TheBlueDevilState]

@LandondeeL This was made when gas was cheap, less than $1!

[LandondeeL]

@TheBlueDevilState Guys, I have aleady said, 11 months ago even, that my remarks were strictly tougne-in-cheek!

[gster391]

We'll tellem the baseball story. *Bad news.*

[rebirthandsex]

"does he give too many questions?"

"he knows too many answers"

[cast390]

$12.50 for gas.LMAO!!

[darkfire532]

@cast390 Thief! You stole the words right out of my mouth!

[tommysgirl5775]

wjen I was a youg child my dad and I would laugh till we cried watching Abbott and Costello. Here's to good memories.

[rfcstang]

@tommysgirl5775 yea i love them i have most all there films :)

[nachoisone]

LMFAO!

[TiaLovettTodd]

"Is he asking too many questions?"

"No, he knows too many answers."

[tigermki]

i lmao......see folks even in the old days gas stations were ripped off

[xxashyy]

LMAO!!! Lou totally screwed that guy over! Hilarious stuff!

[UM0kusha0kusha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[MikesTV101]

Pure magic! These guys are two of the greatest comic minds that ever lived.

[modtbod]

amazing, 8 people lauged so hard they missed the "Like" button

[codeyday]

@modtbod 2 more people laughed so hard at what you wrote, that they also missed the like button.

[Len44M]

I don't know who i like the most. Dean & jerry. The 3 stoogs. Or these 2. They are all great.

[rfcstang]

great chip im a hugh fan

[tommysgirl5775]

@rfcstang my dad and I would laugh till we cried watching these guys when I was a young child. Here's to good memories.

[thesniffysniffy]

1:17 the reporter says "thanks girls" and costello says "dont mention it" lol

[TheDeathanimator]

who are the idiots who pressed the dislike button??

[rct126]

Lou: Ah, 20 dollars keep the change.

Lady: Oh, thank you.

Lou: You're welcome

[Minacious]

I could sure go for $12.50 for a tank of gas.

[jplosman55]

haha smooth

[bryan00210]

Amazing comedy

[leafyutube]

Somebody please post the part when Bud and Lou pretend to be "Marco the Magician" to throw off a cop who's chasing them. Great scene from the same movie.

[Autobot71Ironhide]

"Why, is he asking too much questions?"

"He has too many answers"

[wowloverism]

SOOO FUNNY THEY ARE MY IDOLS! LOL!

[MotorHazy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! BANG! OOOOOOOOOO!!!

[kongartur]

i never new old comedy could be that funny

[AngelicBlob]

@JOHNSTAGS It's not a movie. The two men trying to pull the gag again was Abbott & Costello, a really good comedy duo. :'D

[ScarPredator040365]

@JOHNSTAGS I think it's Pardon My Serong.

[deatheclipse123]

man how i wish comedy nowadays were like these

[Emimunaa]

its so silly how the girl takes his money hahahaha xD

[abel3t]

Oh God...can't stop laughin....

[1952kid]

Everything in this movie is now in antique stores . People in those days operated at a slower level , not bombarded with instant information constantly ., Leaving the mind to enjoy simple comedy for what it was. Family and friends were number one , and finding ways to share fun with them. Now its work ,money, stress and worry.

[nekoinblack]

What movie is this from?

[haymann321]

the day B4 taks our math teacher told us that if we dont know math then she wouldnt b able to teach it to us 2day so we just watched some of these clips like whos on first and 13 x 7 = 38 and had funn!

[jacobisweird72]

2:39 - 2:44 hahahaha

[mgu9]

if you pause 1:05. That guy looks like nicolas cage. :P

[smithwessonfan]

Is he asking too many questions?

He knows too many answers

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

i thin u should tell him

why

he's dieing to have sum1 tell him a baseball story

well arent u dieing to tell it to him?

im just dieing LMAO

[andrewmente]

I haven't seen this in 20 years. Great routine.

[MrRecklessBehavior2]

Rare to see Costello get to one-up someone else. :)

[mac931993]

HAHAHA I Love them!

I used to watch them all the time when i was little

[vr0m]

really fun:)haha

[J4n5k1]

what has that anything to do with my change, from the 20 i gave you?? HAHAHAHAA

[FrozenDrink]

I laughed SO HARD at the end. x)

I love these guys.

[tommynyr]

Why can't cable have an old comedy station...after all we're paying for it!

Thanks for posting, keep 'em coming!!!

[MrWesdotcom]

This is from one of their funniest movies, PARDON MY SARONG

[souleater443]

hilarious!!! but which one's abbott and which one's costello

[59italiano]

well...abbott is abott...and costello is costello.....got it......

[ShroomTV]

Abbott's the taller, skinnier one, Costello's the shorter, fatter one.

[MadsNoble]

I got them confused then!

[ImAJesusFreak92]

I love it how he acually tricks the gas man. That almost never happens for him.

[stivking]

I didnt like it how Abbot never sees what happens bad infront of his face to Costello...(Example 1:52 2:00)

But that kind of stuff made it hilarous...So i dont mind it much...I just feel bad for Lou hehe.

[photographermatt]

This is comedy, and no lame repeat laughtracks!

ah the good ol days.

[zeldaprime]

very true

[gderjeff]

That's comedy. There's nothing like this today - now nothing but bad language and sexual innuendo. sad..

[TheMat0042]

Yup. Isn't that terrible? I wish they'd put these guys back on the air.

[dahoss65]

@gderjeff "That's comedy. There's nothing like this today - now nothing but bad language and sexual innuendo. sad"

Ahhh, gotta love the contributions to society from the ghettos.

[Ricochet049]

@gderjeff Exactly....That or fart jokes...

[STARSPIRITS]

@gderjeff

So true.they are the Best

[aveffects]

@gderjeff he said sex giggle giggle giggle Botom

[08Hellboy]

@gderjeff you forgot that even the kids shows have those things you just said as well.

[ThePickledgamer]

@gderjeff oh so true im 21 and i hate todays humor i so prefer the old stuff like this :D a loral and hardie (cant spell) i so prefer this :D

[AmriAtticus]

@ThePickledgamer Laurel & Hardie? :)

[MichealOconnor]

@gderjeff IKR? I'm 15 and even I have to admit this is WAY better than anything on Comedy Central.

[angela1894]

@gderjeff oh shut up. Some of the comedy today is just as good. I hate the way people tend to glorify old things, like they're automatically better. This really wasn't that great. It was just more slapstick which was unoriginal even for the 50s, or whenever the hell this was written. Get over yourself

[98vanguard]

@angela1894 well I think some comedy's then and now are funny nothing better nothing worse like MASH 4077 in the 60s or abott & costello during the 50's or that 70's show 1999-2002 both generation's are kinda okay.

[KilllerX]

@angela1894 I hate the way people complain about the slapstick... Hell if it wasn't for this you wouldn't have any of your comedians. I find it funnier then I would have to say about 85% of the comedians today... All it is, is Sexual innuendo's and Swearing up one ally and down the other. At least this is clean. Brian Regan and a few others are ok. but most of them I can't even stand to watch... And I am younger then you...

[CarNewsWeekly]

@gderjeff in your endo!!!

[DarkenedAway]

Lmfao!!! he had his head stuck on the doors!!! ROFL!!!!

[AmayaAika]

"why does he has too many questions?"

"he knows too many answers"

that cracked me up! XDD

[AmayaAika]

"why, is he *

[annapolisannapolis]

Great team

[1gbpackfan1]

HILARIOUS!!!

[MichaelK2323]

Lol at 0:57 Lou kisses the guys hand ROFL

[deeringdeluxe]

Haha, gotta' love it!

[keydetpiper]

Hilarious... comedic genius, those guys.

[11Misa11Italiano11]

Actually it was from Hold that Ghost

[worldwidecomedy1]

i've seen hold that ghost and this clip is not from that film

[11Misa11Italiano11]

Oh sorry, your right. It was late and i didnt even watch all of the clip. I was thinking it was the part at the begining of Hold That Ghost when they are working at a gas station and theres the car chase.

[MetCidy]

Rofl that was funny <3

[katelinblack]

Hilarious i like the end the best

[Binkz701]

Hilarious.

[dolfan123456]

asking 2 many questions? no hes got 2 many answers lmao xD

[1947Desoto]

Which movie was this scene from?

[Darmenthal]

Pardon my Sarong

[cinvhetin]

LULZ

Nice one, thanks for the upload.

[comed321]

they rule to bad there dead:(

[PUPPYKICKER111]

They arent dead. they just went home.

[Tideria]

u do know what that means right?

[PUPPYKICKER111]

THEY WERE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1111!­!!!!one

[Tideria]

good just making sure, some people just say it, y'know?

[PUPPYKICKER111]

mhmm. and so what if i didnt?

[Tideria]

i'd say you were a butthead

[PUPPYKICKER111]

ah. well. Its a good thing i didnt say that then.

[Tideria]

lol

[PUPPYKICKER111]

lol

[pictaker13]

this was awesome and funny.

[xhellolanaix]

wow....

[buttslammed]

gay

[KoKkUsS]

how dya know he's gay? Maybie he's a she, so she's a lesbian.. :P

[ryanrulez7]

You know what? YOU'RE ALL GAY FOR CALLING EACH OTHER GAY!!!! :P

[LesterDragon]

ryanrulez7: that means you gay

[woode77]

y is everyone saying gay.

u know what i'll say it 2

GAY

[SupaTroll195]

lol @ 1:29

[webeee01]

ahhhhhhhh! REAL COMEDYYY! LOVE IT! LEGENDS <3.

[JimmiBabby]

These are indeed the classics. 8'D

[Schmidt1942]

what a twat for taking that $20 lol

[runescape227446]

lol. "Where is the change I got from my $20 bill?"

"Oh, you payed? I'm sorry"

"You must trust everyone"

"eh"

"here's a tip"

"thanks"

*swipes away and runs*

"sh-----"

"ah hahahahaha"

*door slams*

[sycmuzak]

we know, we saw it too.

[icydrums]

thanks to everyone who thumbed me up.

means a lot

its really an offencive word, and its nice to see at least two people who arent gaybashing all the time.

[cheesy5150]

lol hahahahahah....! there funny as heck

[sweetxxdelilah]

this is a classic :D

[BigFanDaysOfOurLives]

Hahahahahahaha Goood ONne!

[almousws]

اه يا الذكريات قديم

[Pockets1989]

Dane Cook is good but this will live on forever u don't like it and u watch it, it only goes to show how pathetic ur life is so thut the hell up

[Pockets1989]

pantywaist

[icydrums]

gay isnt a nice word

[PenMasterRule2]

Actually it is. Gay means happy.

[icydrums]

yes, because how happy shit makes a lot of sense

[PenMasterRule2]

gay [gay]

adj (comparative gay·er, superlative gay·est)

1. attracted to same sex: relating to sexual attraction or activity among members of the same sex

2. merry: full of light-heartedness and merriment (dated)

3. bright in color: brightly colored (dated)

4. carefree: having or showing a carefree spirit (dated)

5. debauched: leading a debauched or dissolute life (dated)