In The War of the Roses, my true love gave to me: 12 traps a flying, lots of orchids dying, piles of statues breaking, all the walls a shaking, lots of flying chairs, tumbling down the stairs, five broken teeth, four fractured bones, three cracked ribs, two wrecked cars, and a pup-py in a pa-te, WOOF!
I've always liked this movie! They both did a pretty good job of playing the bitter husband and wife that go at each other! The ending scene is a bit sad and sweet though.... And don't ask me what it is; watch it to find out. LOL
I heard Brad Pitt and Angelino made a movie like this and it was shit.... i cant judge since i havent seen either... i want to see this one though it looks awesome
@6437431 There was some discussion back in March, I think, that Catherine Zeta-Jones would love to make a sequel of this stupendous movie with her husband, Michael Douglas. But I can imagine that I'd probably be quite poor in comparison to Danny DeVito's black-comedy milestone.
In the whole of cinematic history, this is my favourite movie, it's the finest black-comedy ever made, but, PLEASE, what is the name of the Brass instrument-like music that plays from 0:49 until the end of the trailer?! I love it so much, and it's been buggin' the crap out of me because I don't know the name of such brilliance!
This movie never gets old. It's nigh on perfect but for one thing: I always thought she should really have made Benny into pate. It's the only time a punch is pulled in the whole film. But regardless, it's still fantastic.
I WILL SURELY SOUND LIKE A dumb MACHO, but this story is really about a bastard woman ! OMG she is a real jerk.
ONE DAY, one fucking day !! SHE decide that SHE HATE his husband and want to divorce and HAVE THE HOUSE. OMG !!! And... and, even if she don't like her couple, she could have do something to save it, right ??? Nooo, NOoo ! One day, THIS FALL FROM NOWHERE... ON HIS POOR HEAD. Poor him. This story is about a TROLL WIFE, YES IT IS. Well it's just a story, but.... hope you all noticed that
LOL! And this movie right here is a warning to couples about the evils...and most of all the dangers of divorce! These two were ready to kill each other...and all of the turmoil they created was for the sake of that house.
In the words of Slappy Squirrel: Now that's comedy!
I hate it when people say "Best movie ever." It's like they have only watch 3 movies in their lifetime. This movie was good, but it aint the best.. The ending was messed up. LMAO.
Amaing film!! So funny, does anyone know where i can watch it online for FREE? I watched it a few years ago on video, but we threw the video player away
What's the deal with so many people these days wanting to see movies for free? If you really love this movie and think it is so "amazing!!" and "so funny", why not invest $1 or $2 to rent it? Better yet, you can now buy the DVD for $3 at H'wood Video. DVD players: $5 at yard sales or $30 at big box stores. If you really LOVE movies, isn;t it worth spending a little $? Sorry if I seem defensive: I work on films and some of them are made by indie filmmakers who struggle to break even.
The War of the Roses (1989) is what The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) should have been - an unapologetically mean-spirited, no-holds-barred, blacker-than-black comedy with the balls to carry its nastiness to the end. Instead, Warner Bros. tried to make the Bonfire characters more likable (Tom Hanks as a cocky investment banker, anyone?), and ended up producing a horrendous flop.
I've always adored Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner. Roses endures as a highlight of both their careers.
I heard there was a blooper by either Douglas or Devito in one scene in this film. One of them responded to the other, by using their real first or surname. However, they left it in the finished film.
I love this movie so so much,everything about it :the script ,the director's scenes are awesome!I keep repeating myshelf but still this is one of my favourite movies of all times!
I love this movie! Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas are so amazing together! Also in the Romancing the stone, which is like my fav movie ever :D Phenomenal actors, all of them!
This is so Annoying. Because off this film, it's very difficult to find information about the historical war of the roses on the internet. COuldn't they have chosen a better title?
double bonus...i became a vegetarian early...see never relate your food to cartoon characters heheh....Dood Meat is Murder...You just killed Porkie yo...
What a bitch i hope she dies in the movie :D
solidsnake1414 1 week ago
Anyone else searching for a documentary/movie about actual event that goes by the same name? :P
heheIvan 3 weeks ago
@MrKeshadaily I did lol I wanna find it on YouTube
Damianjaje 4 weeks ago
Who else just saw this on 20/20 and was like "I gotta see this movie" ? Because I did!
MrKeshadaily 4 weeks ago 3
I love Kathleen's voice.
PRUDENCE19831 1 month ago
In The War of the Roses, my true love gave to me: 12 traps a flying, lots of orchids dying, piles of statues breaking, all the walls a shaking, lots of flying chairs, tumbling down the stairs, five broken teeth, four fractured bones, three cracked ribs, two wrecked cars, and a pup-py in a pa-te, WOOF!
ubergo 1 month ago 3
"when i look at you lately I just wanna smash your face in"
"smash my face"
*punch*
:)
ItsLikeAwesome 2 months ago
geez 2:13
somebody's a flippin' trapeze artist
jettison27 2 months ago
Michael Douglas, my man, if you are hearing this, do me a huge favor:
MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE WITH KATHLEEN TURNER!
thelupoistheman1 2 months ago 2
Disney ought to remake this with Roger & Jessica Rabbit. XD
FelisDestructicus 3 months ago
Well, Kathleen Turner actuallt did the voice of Jessica, so...
eddievaliant1 1 month ago
@eddievaliant1 Well yeah, that's why I said they should remake it with Roger and Jessica Rabbit :p
FelisDestructicus 3 weeks ago
I've always liked this movie! They both did a pretty good job of playing the bitter husband and wife that go at each other! The ending scene is a bit sad and sweet though.... And don't ask me what it is; watch it to find out. LOL
tall32guy 3 months ago
Jak dla mnie to niezły dramat
Liliannaf 3 months ago
@morikahjo
AND you can always COUNT on a (man) to be clueless when he's being clueless!
GlowingMpd 4 months ago
I love Ms. Turner's voice, it's so sexy.
PRUDENCE19831 4 months ago
2:20 Notice how BARBARA rings the Glass of Champagne.. with her :o
KaristaSwiss 6 months ago
saw it 15 odd years ago, randomly remembered it the other day. Still just as brilliant as before
BloodyDecember 6 months ago
wow american way to rip off english history once again
bigchavybear124 6 months ago
"...when I look at you lately I just want to smash your face in"
"smash my face... oh!"
lol!!!
erevaj 7 months ago 2
Love this movie! I wish Kathleen, Michael, and Danny would reunite again!
RayneM2011 7 months ago
Woof.....
easyta4 8 months ago
Wow a REALLY happy Marriage !!
snowybowy2 8 months ago
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very good movie...dark, but funny...
TheHoolacat 9 months ago
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this film is awesome
VioletSkyGirl 10 months ago
"I got more square footage!" You go man!
leoamar4385896 11 months ago 3
I heard Brad Pitt and Angelino made a movie like this and it was shit.... i cant judge since i havent seen either... i want to see this one though it looks awesome
KittyKat200785 11 months ago
@KittyKat200785 Mr. and Mrs. Smith is the name of it.
RayneM2011 7 months ago
yea Oliver never gave Barbera much attention but she still blew it all out of proportion
Germish25 1 year ago
@Germish25 Yeah...I think you can pretty much COUNT on a woman to blow something out of proportion! :D
morikahjo 10 months ago
"love you .. miss you .. want you ! kiss, kiss, kiss " hahaha
a great film !!!
0224561 1 year ago
I love the scene when Oliver pisses on the fish xD
sk6er 1 year ago 2
God, I love this film. Why are there no black comedies these days?
DinoAgent69 1 year ago
@DinoAgent69
I recommend "Four Lions" (Islamic terrorists plot to blow up London, but they're a bunch of bumbling dumbasses)
Kersey475 10 months ago
@6437431 There was some discussion back in March, I think, that Catherine Zeta-Jones would love to make a sequel of this stupendous movie with her husband, Michael Douglas. But I can imagine that I'd probably be quite poor in comparison to Danny DeVito's black-comedy milestone.
Kessler1996 1 year ago
I STILL LIVE IN HOPE THAT THESE 3 WILL COME TOGETHER AND MAKE ANOTHER FANTASTIC FUNNY FILM AGAIN, HAS IT REALLY BEEN 21 YEARS.
6437431 1 year ago
best first-date movie!!
awhitershadeofpail 1 year ago
In the whole of cinematic history, this is my favourite movie, it's the finest black-comedy ever made, but, PLEASE, what is the name of the Brass instrument-like music that plays from 0:49 until the end of the trailer?! I love it so much, and it's been buggin' the crap out of me because I don't know the name of such brilliance!
Kessler1996 1 year ago
where can i watch the full movie?
ChipsonWM 1 year ago
`i`m more than happy- i`m married!!!` you have to be married to appreciate his innocence....
bellybroom 1 year ago
My Favorite movie
sara31tx 1 year ago
the 3 that don't like this need to be shot!
N01UtubeCritic 1 year ago
MR AND MRS SMITH IS A LITTLE COPYPASTE OR IS IT MY IDEA?
IT REMINDS ME OF IT A LOT EXCEPT THEY ARE NOT SECRET AGENTS OR STH HERE!
christyexclusive 1 year ago 3
glorious movie
hystria1 1 year ago
This movie never gets old. It's nigh on perfect but for one thing: I always thought she should really have made Benny into pate. It's the only time a punch is pulled in the whole film. But regardless, it's still fantastic.
LeopoldStotchRules 1 year ago
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I WILL SURELY SOUND LIKE A dumb MACHO, but this story is really about a bastard woman ! OMG she is a real jerk.
ONE DAY, one fucking day !! SHE decide that SHE HATE his husband and want to divorce and HAVE THE HOUSE. OMG !!! And... and, even if she don't like her couple, she could have do something to save it, right ??? Nooo, NOoo ! One day, THIS FALL FROM NOWHERE... ON HIS POOR HEAD. Poor him. This story is about a TROLL WIFE, YES IT IS. Well it's just a story, but.... hope you all noticed that
toujoursjuste 1 year ago
This reminds me of my high school girlfriend and me in high school.
duanewong 1 year ago
I think this reminds me of my relationship with my high school girlfriend in Penna.
duanewong 1 year ago
Still one of the greatest movies those 3 did together. This movie is what "Mr & Mrs Smith" tried to be but couldn't.
bigghost27 1 year ago 14
Turner's voice is awesome. Especially when she screams at 1:30
mat3o2 1 year ago 2
mit 40 kriegen die Mädels nen 2 Frühling !!!!! oder nen rappel :)
Riola123 1 year ago
It just makes you want to run off, get married, buy a house, and fix it up together!
1c2e 1 year ago
I've read the book and I'd really want to see this movie, but sadly, I can't it anymore.
Napolean287 1 year ago
LOL! And this movie right here is a warning to couples about the evils...and most of all the dangers of divorce! These two were ready to kill each other...and all of the turmoil they created was for the sake of that house.
In the words of Slappy Squirrel: Now that's comedy!
blueplague888 1 year ago
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one of the best movies I've ever seen! watch it for free in high definition quality at newWATCHmovies{dot}com.
CassandraBaldwin79 1 year ago
I see Homer Simpson!!!
81Rob81 1 year ago
that movie had me cracking up!!!!
DELANDA2006 1 year ago
I hate it when people say "Best movie ever." It's like they have only watch 3 movies in their lifetime. This movie was good, but it aint the best.. The ending was messed up. LMAO.
lilcrazyaznboy 1 year ago
@lilcrazyaznboy NO NO NO...The Ebding was Amazing, Really completed the film
N01UtubeCritic 1 year ago 2
Best movie ever!!
ArriveAlivePro 2 years ago 2
Oh, god. I love this movie :D
oystercultviking 2 years ago 2
haha this film looks so funny
shmexitup 2 years ago 2
it's a dark comedy
corrupt200 2 years ago 2
Amaing film!! So funny, does anyone know where i can watch it online for FREE? I watched it a few years ago on video, but we threw the video player away
Mazzy95 2 years ago
What's the deal with so many people these days wanting to see movies for free? If you really love this movie and think it is so "amazing!!" and "so funny", why not invest $1 or $2 to rent it? Better yet, you can now buy the DVD for $3 at H'wood Video. DVD players: $5 at yard sales or $30 at big box stores. If you really LOVE movies, isn;t it worth spending a little $? Sorry if I seem defensive: I work on films and some of them are made by indie filmmakers who struggle to break even.
HunterMann 1 year ago
a totally UNDER-rated film....Turner, DeVito and Douglas at their best...!!!
animalsbornfree 2 years ago
Hilarious movie !!! :D
Best ive seen in a looong time :)
TickleMePurple95 2 years ago
Film pazzesco! °_O XD
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pigolabenny 2 years ago
The War of the Roses (1989) is what The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) should have been - an unapologetically mean-spirited, no-holds-barred, blacker-than-black comedy with the balls to carry its nastiness to the end. Instead, Warner Bros. tried to make the Bonfire characters more likable (Tom Hanks as a cocky investment banker, anyone?), and ended up producing a horrendous flop.
I've always adored Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner. Roses endures as a highlight of both their careers.
0814ma 2 years ago 23
i'm more than happy i'm married! lol
gypsywwekids 2 years ago
ive been wantiing to watch tis for so long, but cant find it anywhere
lunatiksAlterEgo 2 years ago 3
It`s on cinamax i saw it today lol good show!!
ewe wee!! that woman is a bad ass! ha ha i like her!
imaStonesGirl 2 years ago
Lucky you!you own a house and a car like these?you must be rich
Matdildi 2 years ago
I heard there was a blooper by either Douglas or Devito in one scene in this film. One of them responded to the other, by using their real first or surname. However, they left it in the finished film.
Does anybody know which scene it was???
wha65 2 years ago
Oh, and for all viewers of my Channel, the house is mine- as is the car. Your candle is barely flickering now my Dearest...
CatLadyCane 2 years ago
I love this movie so so much,everything about it :the script ,the director's scenes are awesome!I keep repeating myshelf but still this is one of my favourite movies of all times!
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intheknow7 2 years ago
I love this movie! Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas are so amazing together! Also in the Romancing the stone, which is like my fav movie ever :D Phenomenal actors, all of them!
Plasvi 2 years ago 4
i love this movie its one of my favorite movies i look for this movie every were and i can never find it??????????????????//
videogamepimp22 2 years ago 4
It'a a Danny De Vito film!
Matdildi 2 years ago
i used to watch this when i was little..lol
ThaColombianCartel 2 years ago
yeah! me too! one of my favorite film!
macfoo00 2 years ago
i wish they had an alternative ending too.I love so much this movie but I would like a happy end without shilly fights!
Matdildi 2 years ago
sounds a little like "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" ... I love it xD ♥♥♥
1Tess7 2 years ago
I thought i was the only one that noticed. i describe Mr &Mrs Smith as War of the Roses meets Assasins.
luciengrey24 2 years ago
thats good xD
1Tess7 2 years ago
If Love Is Blind; Marriage Is Like Having A Stroke.
mgallachermgallacher 2 years ago 24
@mgallachermgallacher My grandma (RIP) who spent 70 years married used to always say...marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy.
surfboyabry007 4 months ago
This is one of my favorites
peachpye 2 years ago
Not bad movie but I expected much more from duet Douglas-Turner after brilliant Romancing the stone and The Jewel of the Nile.
Sad ending...
Magnolia296 2 years ago
This is so Annoying. Because off this film, it's very difficult to find information about the historical war of the roses on the internet. COuldn't they have chosen a better title?
0B0Eriec 2 years ago 2
ROTFL. Well, you'd have to blame the author of the book.
IamKesyerSoze 2 years ago 2
Oh wow Danny directed this, I didn't know that. Classic great movie!
spaceorbison 2 years ago 3
I wish they had an alternative ending!!!
WCD73 3 years ago
LOVEE IT! <3
Plasvi 3 years ago
This movie is the BEST! Love, love, love it.
BeautyU2U 3 years ago
double bonus...i became a vegetarian early...see never relate your food to cartoon characters heheh....Dood Meat is Murder...You just killed Porkie yo...
YouXKneekXIT 3 years ago
this is where i learned iKungFatFoo!
YouXKneekXIT 3 years ago
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Gray block crips in dis mo fuka. Yall know who it be 169 gray block crips reppin the 203. Also dis movie done suck GBC'S DIKC FuKs Yall white bitches
GBC 203
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