"How to Pick Up Prostitutes"

[avenue6w9]

where can i buy the book????

[sayonarasuicide]

" I'm doing it for my kiiiiiids!"

[stifflersmum7]

this. is. brilliant.

[alitalebforex2010]

All American women prostitutes

[stanilasc8]

every women is a Prostitutes' they just act dumb sometime

[jabtrack123]

VIOLATE ME

[corneater23]

the prostitutes look so life like its almost like they didn't get actors 0.0

[Physicspilot]

Super funny!

[SomesCuriousities]

And it works for guys too!

[stanilasc8]

@SomesCuriousities there is no a men Prostitutes

[babybashlover99]

OH DEAR LORD.

[willybobdoody]

OOO I LOVE TESTICLES!

[VeryChiq1234]

IM DOIN THIS FOR MY KIDS! hahahahahah

[lisaamarieex0o]

OMGGGGGGGG BEST VID EVR

[easybehave]

the secret is money

[faridjabba]

can u get std by fingering and then masturbatin?

[deathtoy101]

@faridjabba yee if you have a cut on ur finger then yeea. As long as you have some kinda exposure with cuts or open wounds then you can get it.

[faridjabba]

@deathtoy101 tanks, what if u just finger her and then masturbate urslef , no cuts?

[deathtoy101]

@faridjabba ya you will get it lol. If your gunna jerk off after you finger her i just recommend soaking your hands with rubbing achol for 15 secnds then wash you hands with soap and water and lath for 30 seconds. But thats what i will do, its not like you have to do it just i would just in case she has virus lol. I dont think you want that shit right?

[faridjabba]

@deathtoy101 , u sure? what kidn of std can be got like that? from what i reseach it doenst hapen by fingering and so

[deathtoy101]

@faridjabba dunno dude, i learned it in biology class in school. That you gotta ask the doctor. There's thousands of strands of STD's

[1epicgamer]

@MissMikaylee they were both made by the same person

[TMG1229]

that guy looks like the guy from hangover

[moniquenikkydavis]

battyman!

[piggypinkgurl9]

"Ooohh I Love Testicales!!"

[oatstercoaster]

Oh come on, it's not that hard to pick up a prostitute as long as you got bills. There is only one thing to keep in mind "NO MONEY NO PUSSY."

[angiierous]

Two Prostitutes Were Talking....

1st: “We Are In The Best Business In The World.

2nd: “How’s That?”

1st: “We Have It, We Sell It & We Still Have It.“

[dkamle234]

@angiierous are they talking about AIDS as well !!

[tubetoiletv2000]

=D so thats how i pick up your mom =D

[cookieeaterx]

" whats your name hoe?!"

"I LOVE TESTICLES!" -gay guy

"UGH FINALLY!" -other gay guy

lmfaoo-3

[arthurmoore]

Funny stuff!  great job!

[martinthurn]

Should have used the Wilhelm scream for the coffee splashes

[Citzen92]

" IM DOING IT FOR MY KIDS " - OK MUM,BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU,WE WILL FUCK THEM TOO

[Xternol]

@Citzen92 Are you fucking stupid? Its people like you that deserve to be lit up

[Citzen92]

" VIOLATE MEEEE "

[KavlosteMeViagra]

70% of prostitutes do it for their kids

[Elifeftw]

hahahahahah i do it for my kids

[240kankan]

hahahhahahahhhahahhahahahhahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahah

[sweet96635]

Hahahaha!



[Aridious]

Sweet!

[petterzon92]

"I use to be that guy".. u mean its better now or what?

[Gabrielregalado2]

189 ppl are prostituting for their kids

[h0stI13]

I tried this and it works, thanks!

[ChannelingusXIV]

oh, and leave a long rambling political statement at least 3 pages in length taped to her bathroom mirror so that your family can just claim you were insane after your suicide on her front porch

[ChannelingusXIV]

If she refuses the photos and the cops claim you really asked for sex then as soon as you bond out you go to the cops home with a gun and murder her entire family in revenge, murder every living thing in her home right down to the goldfish

[ChannelingusXIV]

The ideal way to avoid the cops is to tell the prostitute that you will pay her for naked photos but you are not there to have sex. If she refuses it's a cop. If she agrees to the naked photos then you ask for sex. To me this just seems a logical thing to do.

[MsOldjazz]

you really have a lot of respect for women dont you your common trash

[unknown0707]

this man look like gerard pique

[raytomshadow]

This is very funny. I'm doing it for my kids. Great! Well done, too. Good acting.

[oliverseoliverse]

I'M DOING IT FOR MY KIDS!

[risucika0]

prostitutes are retard proof u just hawe to pay them like a wending machine

[stalkingcat123]

prostitution should be legal and regulated everywhere. i mean if im single and i dont feel like putting in any effort on a friday night why cant i call a women up and tell ill give her 300$ for an hour of sex????????????????????

[gmccall22]

@stalkingcat123..You can do that by going to the yellow pages, Escort Services they're called. They take Visa, MasterCard, American Express etc....

[sdrea91]

Go to Nevada prostitutes are legal there...

[Soulmaka2]

This might sound sick but does anyone else think that if prostitution was legelized they could keep pedophiles away from children.

[listenstobadmusic]

@Soulmaka2 no

[jacketnipple]

@Soulmaka2 you know that actually makes sense every women who is looking for an easier way out can become a prostitute!

[stalkingcat123]

@Soulmaka2 i would bet on no effect

[meggaiwa]

@Soulmaka2 You do know that prostituion is legal in many states and other western countries, right? Pädophiles like children unter 14.... or even under 8. What effect would adult women have on that?

Prostituion is legal here... but seriously, pick up a girl somewhere is not too hard. And who wants to a woman for money who had Sex with 10 guys before the same day and just does it because she is forced to (violence, sex trade, drugs, support poor family in another countrie)?

[Momosauur]

Just walk past them.

[arhwhydudeum]

Men are prostitutes paid with sex.

[epicweed420]

wat a fukkin doosh

[serioushamster]

hmmm this video is really popular in India *cough* the worlds illegal sex trafficking capital *cough*.

[jebbadiah]

what a douche? look at your hair dumbass!

[tony609]

lol

[tony609]

looooool

[1lilgirlbaby5]

fucken squares l0l

[joseluis88]

Am DOING IT FOR MY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJJAJAAJHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[Munirimomdof]

dedicate to Alla Chambliss. whore. Houston texas

[yokhana]

hahahhahahahahaha!!!! thats a laugh!!!!

[Moonspell360]

The prostitute in red short is so fucking hot!!.. I love prositutes

[gooncity95]

This video fucking stupid

[reneWhat]

@gooncity95 shut up dunbass 1rst of all y r u lookin at ths if ur goona dis it at least he has the balls to do ths

[elcesar999]

I love prostitutes I hate herpes :(

[videowatcher83]

yeah yeah, all wemans are bitches!!

[Go4br0keV2]

At the end the guy had ones in his hand. Wouldn't worked if he had 20s, 50s and 100s.

[HARRYKSCHONG]

funny.

[of5050]

that comedy hahah......

[jonosue]

hilarious. loves it.

[beez5899]

"I love testicle" :DDD damn funny.

[eibi706]

nice on man

[malaka4774]

strange, but funny :D

[oooYachiru]

@thompsoncorey I don't even know what your talking about dear....

[mythkw]

I m doin it for my Kidszzz XD

[boomyza]

I lie them. no follow ups and you get good service

[olzhas1]

I was eating when it showed that ugly motherfucker in bra///

[goatshredder]

Prostitution = EPIC WIN

[raymondtyn]

whats your name hole lol

[FROZYO]

That was honestly, hysterical! Good job :D

[5lkk]

Too bad they will never decriminalize prostitution, and require the prostitutes to get regular checkups, all through the USA. Reduces the chances of hiring 1 who has to keep scratching at what little creatures that are crawling over her but.

[magneto518]

lol he got owned

[malmsteen2002]

HAhahahaahahaha!!!!!1

[EvoCarl]

'violate me' LOL

[UkFisherman81lb]

@EvoCarl LMFAO!

[catbells69]

@EvoCarl

*high five*

[jebbadiah]

@EvoCarl uuuuuuh I love testicles! ahahaha lmao

[jackblackmagyk]

LMFAO!!!! 1:00

[heatfilter]

How long should I keep this up? ;)

[randyclar747]

I love this clip, its hilarious, and I want the book.

[heatfilter]

"VIOLATE ME!" and "I'M DOIN IT FOR MY KIDS" OMG! LMAO!!!!!!!

[peachweber]

thumbs up if you got here through music

[themightyquinn100]

hilarious!!!!

[randyclar747]

There is no such thing as the book he mentioned, right? Just a joke, this was?

[heatfilter]

@randyclar747 No, it's real... seen it next to the "Kamasutra for Dummies" at Waldenbooks.

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter I don't have a waldenbooks near me. I want to read this book. Do you think I can get it online?

[heatfilter]

@randyclar747 Where do you live Randy? Maybe I can find a place near you.

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter I live In junction city, Kansas. I would prefer to buy the book online. Is this possible?

[heatfilter]

@randyclar747 No it is not as it is extreme adult material.

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter

extreme adult material? This book should be available anywhere online. Online is a pipeline for filth, and even how to make bombs, and all kinds of sick shit.

[heatfilter]

@randyclar747 Try a sex shop, Kansas has laws against this material on the shelves of your average book store.

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter The sex shop does not sell books, only toys designed to mess you up, like penis pumps for example. I don't get it: I can buy all kinds of porno online and all kinds of muck from the gutter, but I cannot pick up this book?

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter What happened to the freedom of press, amendment 2 of bill of rights.  Is it strictly a historical document now? What is America coming to, and I know Kansas is one of the states.

[heatfilter]

@randyclar747 Dude, I had you GOING! HAHAHA! It does not exist man... If you can't find it online then then it does not exist if it was mass produced for the public. So yeah, sorry, I was pulling your chain man.

[randyclar747]

@heatfilter Its ok just remember: prostitutes are better than girlfriends in alot of ways. 1) They don't whine about what you ask them to do. 2) They leave, so you don't have to hear them bitchen, right after you pay them. 3) No crying, like mentioned, because thats their job. Now, go find you a hooker, and tell me what you think.

[geeter68]

awesome..

[letsgomets07]

yo bitch wanna parta

[jmesaya]

AMINA LAGA LUNGGA is a prostitute shes a filipina from cotabato city phils.she is a muslim lady married to a islam man she do sex with any man/specially wen she is in manila particularly in payatas....so many man had sex with her.humiliating d reputation of muslims especially in the phils.she finish only 2nd yr high school she work as a domestic helper in quatar she also do sex with her employer she is so disgusting out of her mind..to her husband who is unknown....your WIFE s a YUCYYY....

[jmesaya]

AMINA LAGA LUNGGA is a prostitute shes a filipina from cotabato city phils.she is a islam/muslim lady married to a islam man she do sex with any man/everybody humiliating d reputation of muslims especially in the phils.she work as a domestic helper in quatar ang she also do sex with her employer she is so disgusting out of her mind..to her husband who is unknown....your WIFE s a YUCKKKKKYYY....who wud take dis stupid idiot seriously....

[jmesaya]

AMINA LAGA LUNGGA is a prostitute shes a filipina from cotabato city phils.she is s islam/muslim lady married to a islam man she do sex with everybody humiliating d reputation of muslims especially in the phils.she work as a domestic helper in quatar ang she also do sex with her employer she is so disgusting out of her mind..to her husband who is unknown....your WIFE s a YUCKKKKKYYY....

[Ironandtheshizzelz]

How to pick up wome.. i mean hoes

[anofc10]

@Ironandtheshizzelz  totally agree....

[TheGoodThanks]

Hold up some money in the air!

[SEXWORKERACTIVIST]

I am a prostitute and I can tell it wouldn't work with me. Ah ah

[65danner]

@SEXWORKERACTIVIST well i wouldnt approach to you like that you would love to ride my cock

[888564342432]

lol

[papalolita]

All women are prostitutes. The professional ones are honest and require only a one-time payment.

[Irfan87]

@papalolita

Epic win dude.

[Ddstairclimber]

@papalolita Legalize prostitution, stop wsting tax payers money

[MNKYER]

@papalolita wtf thats offensive so shut the fuck up cuz ur probably a lonely 40 year old man who NEEDS A PROSTITUTE EERY NIGHT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[zolevokpk]

@MNKYER u mad bitch?

[Denaeize]

@papalolita if all women are prostitutes then it means your mother is one too...

[lucasred3]

Yo bitch wanna party AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[ShindaDesu]

@lucasred3 yeah... that pretty much only works on prostitutes...

[MrFukfukyou]

LoL...Haaaaaa.. that is so funny.. I like that saying.. "Alright.....".." I got the bug for the man who want me to put it on his ASS.." and they answer me...me,,,me....me...

[Spartanevolution]

hahahah

[mrkillerbg]

uajajajajajajaj funnyyy

[rosiemiliamo]

CHE CAGADA

[RookieMickey]

This guy sounds like Zapp Brannigan on Futurama.

[RookieMickey]

The prostitute costs you less money in the end. Other than that, same means, same ends, same end product.

[munishy24]

VIOLATE ME! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[KnineState]

FAKE!! 

[Alba12349]

@KnineState

really sherlock

[AJIT4SWINGERS]

I WILL MARRY WITH THIS PROSTITUTE THX BROTHER FOR SECRET SHARING

[MrTheMercury]

I'm bursting from laughter.

[UjioSatashi]

love the im doin for my kids part :P

[anteracmacash]

O.M.F.G.  XD XD !!!

[Taowhr]

This is lol

[Lastbutnotleast95]

Imah doin it for mah kidz! I fell of the chair when i heard that one :D

[mirimiripipim]

ROFL!!!! 5/5

[baserocket]

yo bitch, you want a party, *cha ching* PWNED

[ghosthooker3000]

I teared up at "I'm doing it for my kids".....

[klkenyon2]

lol " I used to be like this guy... what a deusch"

[mnaitct]

Lol

[TeddyBurnzBlog]

"VIOLATE ME" hahahhahaha

[ziadtheking]

WOW THANKS

[pix00l]

hahahahaha!

[Brandon308]

exellent vid bloody good old chap

[neonguy528]

Great video. Are you working in movies yet? Great character.

[Horneypianist]

I LOVE hookers! Sooo much fun!

[MEXICANnotmexicanTt]

FUCKING HILARIOUS...

[segnale007]

I guess I need that book

[therebelsc]

lmfao fantastic.

[manuel181]

hahaha so funny itch in assssXD

[JBMakesMeLoseControl]

lol lol

[Blentastic]

lol i walked into a hotel upto a receptionist and said "ay bitch!. . wanna party"? she actually said ok sure and i was bloody shocked i hadnt a clue wat to say so i left lol

[Meloen5]

According to the last thing he sais is that it only works with prostitutes...guess your receptionist there has a second job :p

[Blentastic]

@Meloen5 i think your onto something

[NinjaChampionKO]

This is hilarious...

[rickiej88]

oh thanks man this could really help me haha