Jessica Alba

[iluvpwnys]

i love her

[Taelaspwnz]

Poor alba's brother he can only dream

[Taelaspwnz]

Jimmy: Wait a minute I would think that you would no better than I would.

Jessica: 0.0

Dont lie jessica...

[Taelaspwnz]

@hallrock12  lol!

[timejamie]

she can come to my home evnyday

[claire199356]

@timejamie so?

[ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

she is skinny as fuck, gross!

[chilllmilll]

people who are pretty, sexy, cute, and have a great personality are the real beauties like her.

[MaDaB1]

haha im not supprised she won she is effen beautiful

[skylover998]

we love u jessica alba

[DanTheMan33088]

Man, I love her (literally, I am in love with her). I think she's a great actress. It pisses me off to see all these movie critics constantly criticizing her acting, and yet that extremely untalented bitch Megan Fox never gets any of that, and for some reason, Jessica just keeps on getting more and more Razzie awards for things like "Worst Actress" or "Worst Supporting Actress". And for WHAT?! She's a great actress!

[jaja1818]

i thought i was dreaming 6:00..and everything was a nightmare..but..its real =(

[dashtyyyy]

wow ,,, I melted down at 6:00

[lightsplease2]

you could tell that jimmy kimmel wanted to fuck her during this entire interview

[sockamofo]

She is absolutely beautiful. id kill for her. im so fucking lonely

[veyblu7]

@sockamofo I feel your pain bro.

[loveelycherry]

@sockamofo Forever alone.

[111narm]

lol jimmy totally forgot that she had a movie out!

[2stupid2play2day]

RACIST BITCH GO DIE!

[SubtleChanger]

Get a hold of yourself Jimmy! lol

[tonyt0ny]

Lol @ the comments below people wanna be her boyfriend xD xD... Me too actually

[MrDatonedude]

who ver had her for wfie is the luckest basterd out ther!!

[aranfas]

U can tell cash is mixed.

[aranfas]

Jessica alba and I wold be very good friends.

[MuhammadBinNaveed]

Kimmel is so retardedly boring

[hallrock12]

It would suck being Jessica''s brother, knowing that he's got a hot sister and cant do anything about it

[iLuvBenz]

haha i like her brother...and her boyfriend...them both ;P

[dvdpos123]

She is so beautiful :/

[neaolin]

She loves chicken wings, I love chicken wings. We were meant to be.

[bricbob1986]

what a gorgeous woman, i wouldnt do some of the shit you guys are talking about, what wierd fantasies you dudes have. anyway, i would marry her, get her pregnant, be set up for life! then drink her bathwater and use her shit as toothpaste. get the order right fellas

[FrantisekValena1994]

I'd fuck the shit out of her asshole!!!

[grantsdaman01]

i would tear that shit up

[TheTVModelscout]

you know one of my models looks litle like her !

[SaladinSaladin22]

Damn i would soooooooo drink her bathwater haha

[cerver7]

@SaladinSaladin22

HAHAHAHAAH well said mate

[cherg101]

hhahahhahhahahahhahahha!!!!!!!­ "i would use her shit as toothpaste". lmao!!!

[xshaixboix]

@cherg101 hahaha!!!! you are so nasty. lmao!!!

[lambolover14]

@ spaff61 yea she's hot but dude shut the fuck up your gross

[travelka90]

she is really beautiful

[spaff61]

i would use her sh*t for toothpaste

[ph0eix]

she look so cute

[miamiwax]

flawless

[fastfreta]

Still not hotter than Gabrielle Union!!

[last9emperor]

3:17 LOL!

[serendipity1717]

Jessica is lovely. And I do like her style!

[musicmaniacx9]

i love how shes so genuine and real. shes jsut a sweet person it seems

[Wasja555]

@musicmaniacx9 or a good actress! ;D hahaha

[dirtbikeryzz]

so many rolls of toilet paper gone, and its alll her fault

[wwjdCRABS]

Search for "send this to Jessica Alba." Trust me.

[jandra213]

DATS MY MEXICANAMERICAN IDOL  JP LOL

[SingForAbsolution1]

She seems sooooo sweet!!!! I love her.

[bobbilight13]

Steelers!  Yes...she is officially my favorite actress.. lol

[airiniki]

mine too...who is your favourite actor?mine is johnny depp..:D

[bobbilight13]

lol yeah probably johnny depp or brad pitt or leonardo dicaprio.

haha too many to name.

[airiniki]

yeah too many...i also like orlando bloom...another name..:))

[bobbilight13]

I'm in love with orlando bloom. :-D

[ohedd]

is she all natural?

[bobnos]

why you even asking =S

lol. anyways i love this part:

"cash what ya think babe?"

"lets take a look at this character.. you son of a .. "

hahaha wtf! lool.

[Steelers1423]

if u havent noticed i also love the Steelers call me Jessica

[Steelers1423]

i live in Michigan baby come to my home

[ahhitsmk]

the most gorgeous woman in the world

her brother looks like a spanish version of steven coletti! so adorable

[mindcontrollll]

what is cash saying????

[krazykilla1993]

wow your fucking hot if you were fat ur face could still make it work for u i love u bb

[unltd679]

she is gorgeous the fact that mulattos don`t have celolite makes her the perfect lady

[MeLNeraZZuRRi]

it's funny when they talk about alligators and...heh

but the funniest part is when he invites her to his house, and says : leave the boyfriend at home..

[MeLNeraZZuRRi]

maybe the blouse is kinda ugly, but jessica is wearing it, so she makes it look nice

[airiniki]

no...

[crowdsurfkitten]

jessica alba is so troglomic

[intelegens]

Alba is always semitic...

[300540341]

wat does semitic mean?

[jennyrgar]

jessica is so fijellrt

[skyflame000]

Jessica Alba is so HOT she can wear a garbage bag and still make it look hot.

[zaraki1080]

omg 3:20 made my day !!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxsujonxx]

wow not only is she sexiiiiii she also has a good personalty

[X5series452MaX]

LOOL shes such a lovely person! Umm i think shes Spanish/Mexican/American raced. However she cant speak Mexican or spanish. Still shes so coool! xD

[juliatchegarota]

I LOVE HER!!!!

[asian12329]

wut race is she?

[skyflame000]

She is of Danish, French Canadian, and Mexican American descent. Wonderful mix eh?

[asian12329]

ohh

i think misa campo is better...half asian half white

[iamprocrastinating]

who the host? he's pretty funny, i reckon i'd totally choke up if i met her then blurt out some ridicuolus non sensical BS which would be follwed by an akward silence prompt exit

[zuzazla]

Jimmy Kimmel, dude

[MavNL43]

she's sooo cute!! ^_^

[525Robert30]

I love Jessica Alba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FoGGeRdk]

wow hotness meets mister Downs syndrome

[mannuk86]

she is the best!

[bobnos]

jimmy "so what does your boyfriend think of this?"

Jes "cash what do ya think babe!"

jimmy " lets take a look at this character... you son of a b**ch"

---

hahahhaha .. funniest stuff ever

[Emericansemisk8rpro]

i think she has Z sized tities!!!!i likee likee!

[lilboy7777]

This cash warren guy is a faggot. when they asked him if he was happy with jessica alba he was like "yeah sure"

[PeruEmma]

she is such a fake bitch!

[xsky781]

bollocks

[hxcmexi]

She's lovely.

that mofo is lucky to have her.

if they're still together anyways.

where's the Guillermo part? i wanna see that.

Post it up and let me know please

[fidobarker]

whats mofo? sorry.

[hxcmexi]

Mofo is short for motherucker. hahaha

i meant it in a good way when i said

his mofo bf is lucky to be with her

[fidobarker]

yeah. he is a MOFO bastard. if they were not together then he is such a stupid dude. hah!

[chalinonando]

her dad is mexican

[hxcmexi]

Yup. she's half

[SayItAll0ne2]

did she get in trouble for talking about black people? you betcha!

[lexxypexxy]

she's so graceful

[jessycu23]

I really don't like her outfit! I had a blouse that looked quite similar to hers, you know what I did? Once I took some scissors and cut it to pieces... that was fun!

I did that to 3 blouses and 4 dresses... Now I'm blouse- and dress-free! Waht a good feeling! I prefer jeans...

[shelana2008]

she is very beautifull..but to skinny..

she's obsessed you always see her in a gym..

she has to gain some weight..but other then that..she is very beautifull..and yeah...

you believe what the tablouds say??

HOMEY PLEASE!

[ADulcetSmile]

According to tabloid reports, the actress was recently heard crying: "I'm ugly and fat!"

1. Pregnancy is one of the most beautiful things you can ever experience.

2. Having already been considered one of the most attractive women on the face of the earth, it's almost as though you're fishing for attention.

3. Get the fuck over yourself.

[icemancrown]

lol, you actually believe the crap tabloids write?

C'mon now...lmao

[bobnos]

dude its thetabloids.. and dduuuudddee shes pregnant!!

every women says they fat an ugly when tehy pregnant at some point.. its hormones and everything emotional state an when it gets to the peak, its things like that theyll blurt out

irrelevant to whether she said it or not.

[ADulcetSmile]

When is she going to realize she's only well-known because she has a pretty face? The only reason why she's even in the movies she's in. It's just sad. Not even a voluptuous body. Just a nice face. I don't think she's ever been in a decent movie. Not to mention Dark Angel was the tackiest show I had ever seen in my entire life.

[beckham1221]

mexican and french

[stu106]

why woulld anyone feel this way about her? what did she ever do?

[xpyoi]

she looks like Miss Mexico 2008 elisa najera

/watch?v=fx0NRgViVd4

=0

[lesleyfizzel]

Jimmy Kimmel is a real cool guy!

I love his show!

[IdaaRenathee]

I love Jessica !

She is so nice & beautiful ‹ 3‏

[MercShinobi]

Jessica is smart and preety oh man I wish I could invite her over for a BBQ man.

I like how she said hey wheres my dad.

That Jimmy is a Fuckwit

[TzioTragPeLaSpate]

Rromania is the best!

[hamzeeco]

alligator balls! and she would know better than he would!

wtf?!

[jwh2323]

she is a stupid no talent slut who just happened to suck the right hollywood agent off that's about how far her talent goes can't wait for Honey 2 or any other lame ass sequals to her other bullshit movies. Can't wait for her oscar nominated role playing a self ceentered piece of dog shit I think she has that role down pat. The only people that stick up for this woman are the guys and girls who are alone at night getting off to her pics fucking losers

[jcarrera13]

That was uncalled for.

[hamzeeco]

dude,,watever! ..why all the anger?!?!

so you don't like her ,so wat?

seriously dude,,wtf?!

[xxkatyluvsjakexx]

Omg right lets all be honest..shes not ugly and she doesnt suck at acting

Ive seen loads of movies shes in and shes a good actress

Shes really attractive women. And she does have a nice personally

Your a lil bit sad if you deny it all..im not looking for an argument or anything but at the end of the day you have to be truthful..not just what suits you at the time! or because your perhaps jelous

[CassieFans]

She is GORGEOUS!!!!

[surfergirl33]

agreed she beautiful im even a gilr saying this i whish i looked as good as her but that dude who called her ugly was kinda mean =[ she souldnt say that man stuff she works hard on her movies

[hernandawg13]

@xxkatyluvsjakexx

they are, who wouldn't be

[hahahahaha1310]

Ha, she is cute.

[joy123glamgurl]

plus ur supposedd 2 put nice things on here. if the video isnt good then u say it in a very nice way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSICA ALBA ROX THE HOUSE YALL!!!!!!!!!

HAYTAS EVERYWHERE YALL GO!!!!!!

[joy123glamgurl]

u guys need 2 shut up she is a great actress!!!! ok mayb ur saying that bcuz u have no talent and u guys r really stupid. if u dont like jessica alba then why did u watch this video. COMMEN SENSE GUYS!!!!!!!!

yall r acting like haytas. and please stop saying the f word its so stupid. and that movie is not about race and whatever slimpopo if she was a racist she wouldnt even b an actress she would b in the kkk duh!!!! u know what i think that u all r racists bcuz u wont quit critisizing people

[TheFragile89]

Great Actress? you must have pretty low standards. Her Acting is as dull as a piece of wood. Cate Blanchett is a great actress.

[slumsquirrel21]

I can agree with you on some of that. I think she's way too cute in looks and personality to do serious acting. On that note, if I could make one criticism it would be to tone down the cuteness.

[baginbitches]

i agree with eggsalad07 shes only famos cause her good looks!!

[Cloverfieldowns]

thats not true she a alright actress i think she even got awards

[ryanbhoy7]

I would give anything to have one night with her lol !!

[eggsalad07]

Jessica Alba is a fucking cunt. What makes her famous again? I guess it's because she has somewhat good looks. But her fucking personality is fucking the pits. Ever hear that bitch speak? Oh God! Jessica, please, make some millions and then just retire early you have zero fucking talent.

[djraknsak]

stop sippin that haterade.

[OptimusPrime5467]

fuck u

[gandalf117]

"Cash" is like the worst name you can get, hahahaha, at least God compensated that guy by giving him Jessica Alba

[daveghost121]

nice hair nice eye's

fuck it nice body

[slimpopo]

fuck her

and stop kissing ass she wont see your comments

and say oh thank you very much wanne hook up

damnit

she gots a boyfriend so i cant go with her goddamnit so you cant either

fact

[wasLeneDarySparTan]

your just mad that she has a boyfriend! yeah she may never see r comments but that doesnt mean we cant say how we feel!

[slimpopo]

fuck that shit

say how i feel

you a faggot?

keep your fucking feelings to your self

exposing yourself to other people little ho

your reply is so gay i dont know where to start!

[wasLeneDarySparTan]

oo some one is a lil mad!

your just a mad jealous lil nerd!

so fuck off!

haha I bet you couldnt even get a whore! even if u gave her $1000!

faggot!

[slimpopo]

i live holland, the land of whores

all arround me and on me bitch

lets see whos the faggot

goes to youtube to expess his feelings?

because he got no friends in real life

he tries it online to get a girl who thinks hes sensitive while hes just a faggot

we can all say how we feel

whos we?

your alone in this they CAN say but they dont they aint faggots like you

[wasLeneDarySparTan]

haha Im staring to like u! ur funny!

and I may have few friends but they would kill if I ask them! and I would give my life for them!

so stop talking shit kid cuz if I ever met u I would slit you throat drink all ur blood take out your bones put your body in a chair with elves and reindeer and sit on your lap until your all the cool shit I want for christmas!!

[slimpopo]

calling me a kid and your 17

your 19 year ass will be raped in jail for those friends who wont throw a punch for you

stop talking smack fake thug bitch

slit my throat? your welcom try to come that close

youll be picking your shit of the floor bitch

fake jokes dotn work for me try to follow that big mouth and DO IT youtube gangster

shut the fuck up and dont reply faggot

[wasLeneDarySparTan]

haha I ant no gangster! I fucking hate nigger!

and yes my friends would never throw a punch for me ur right but wait why is my best friend in juvenile then? and Im 16 u fuck!

[slimpopo]

ah a racist

say that infront some nigga see if u wont get 7582 niggas on yo ass

yo know tell your friend to not have sex with little girls then he wont goto jail right

on your page it said 17 oke w/e 16 and you gonn kill me? man shut the fuck up

told you dont reply faggot just shut it!

dont reply faggot shut the fuck up and express your feelings in here slut

[wasLeneDarySparTan]

7582...man ur nigger wanna be!

and I just got out of juvenile for beating a nigger!

anyway Im going to stop talking to u now cuz it look like u have nothing better to do then sit on ur ass all day and talk shit on the internet so u feel good about urelf and think ur big!

and it say Im 19 so I can watch the bloacked video dumbass use ur brain! dont be like every fuckign american! ur such a dumbass! maybe u should stop with the nigger music! it does stuff 2 u!

[slimpopo]

i told you twice DONT REPLY TO ME

and you still replied because you need someone to talk to about your feelings

watch your back one day youll be shot by that nigger your talkin about

watch youtube porn faggot bitchass

LAST TIME DONT REPLY FAGGOT

[papagunz45]

Jessica is so hot..great personality too.

[Sambo952]

None of the3se videos load and their is no good reason for it! It was working a little bit but even that stopped!

[1tiger2]

shes shes shes shes a wery wery nice girl.and she s he s so god holdin araound whit arms not guns but arms...and just hold and love here

[stemikger]

My God, I'd eat a mile of her shit to get to her ass.

[pinkpixie553]

im pretty sure that most ppl that live in LA have seen atleast one celebritie y is it so hard to believe i met her at work

[musicsdRive722]

really? that's cool. where?

[pinkpixie553]

well i work at a furniture store and thats where i met her

[fox77177fox]

So beautiful, sexy and smart: There is a God?

(And real down to Earth/not up herself too!)

[Azkamina]

poor thing doesn't get a break from being an object...

[loviiinit]

adorable ^^

[pinkpixie553]

this bitch is so fake shes a totally different person when you see her in person

[marcosso2007]

yeah you're right she is a fucking fake whore

[pinkpixie553]

yes she is! i met her at work once and she is so damn rude

[sumlatinkid]

seriously?! no...what did she do? mustve been that time of the month..or a bad day..

[TheRealBladeRunner]

Prove it. You're full of shit.

[pinkpixie553]

wtf! LOL yeah right what is it so fuckin hard to believe celebrities go out and shop? what u think they stay home all day LOL bitch i don't have 2 prove shit 2 u. there is a video online of her at my job and i come out but whats the point u dnt know how i look. when they go out who do u think deals w/ them robots or ghost. besides if u live in LA celebrities but w/e i dnt have 2 give close minded ppl any prove

[TheRealBladeRunner]

Where is the video then? It's not the "Punk'd" one is it?

[jesalba69]

your a fucking whore

[stopannie]

both cash and joshua, jessicas brother are hot :P

[poepbroek]

For one reason I think she isnt hot at all I cant explain but i dont like here

[silvernopal]

yeah you are gay

[easer2k7]

Lol dat summed it up just about right... lol

[berghill85]

She is so cutee!^^