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  • I count my breaths. Like, not even joking.

  • I have a whole playlist on my ipod for helping me sleep, which includes Silent Wings by Secret Garden, a cover by Emilie Autumn of Asleep, and Sidhenearlahi Set by Omnia, among others.

  • I also talk in my sleep and downloaded an iphone app called sleep talk. You can hear some amazing things. Also I just got a mouth guard myself, cost me a bomb :( have a good one miles

  • i used to have a grind guard too! i have really small teeth because i grinded them so much! the guard was so helpful though coz i don't grind my teeth anymore!

  • I take a hot bath and drink a cup of tea before bed. Sometimes I do yoga as well. I try to stay away from the computer about 30 mins before going to bed...otherwise it wakes me up and I'll be up for hours.

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  • those are some scary night vision video shots XD

    it has to be pitch black for me to fall asleep. i also like to have my fan going, just because it's more comfortable that way. and it turns out i sleep with my arm draped over my eyes every night, so maybe you need a comfortable position to sleep? you seem to have the fluffy comforter already, so try multiple pillows? if you keep your head above your heart, maybe it will help you think less cuz of blood flow and shit lol

  • oh damn, this is hilarious. the tooting horns though? i live near the harbour in hamburg. go figure.. :)

  • lawl

  • I read before bed, prefurably a light read, nothing too intense or thought provoking. Like a book. Usually I have one specificially for bed and another for just...reading haha

  • i watch a movie or watch tv! or play UNO on my Xbox 360! or watch channel 301 on freeview (sometimes they keep playing the same episode of something in a loop!

    the lights need to be turned off and you need to be comfertable! (tucked in)

    they all make you tired!

  • I've become accustomed to watching your videos before I go to bed !

  • LOVE. THAT. HAIR. <3

  • I have a list of calm music on my iPod that I listen too when I have troubble sleeping. And I noticed that the trick is to not to have too many songs on the list because then you just start to really listen to them, but if you have just a few song you get bored fast and fall to sleep.

  • your comforter looks really fluffy and nice. lol

  • I hate having mouth guards fitted. I had one done at school, but the people were Spanish and I couldn't understand a word they said. I was just choking on this gunk in my mouth and they were saying "Breathe" in a scary Spanish accent. meanwhile, the mouthguard thing was half way down my freaking throat.

    I find that if I really can't get to sleep, I'll just really concentrate on my breathing. It always works, I fall asleep in about a minute of it. It's like meditating I guess.

  • LMFAO! You look like the guy who makes the Rabies in Quarentine XD at 1:45

  • oh, great sounds! who couldn't sleep without the noise of a war...

  • Myles, you so funny!!! :D P.S. you totally touched my leg once... lol

  • when i can't sleep i just stay up and make things.. granted their not the best b/c i don't want to disturb the people around me... so i made a skirt out of duct tape one... :p

  • I actually went to my doctor because I was having trouble sleeping, she told me I was having sleeping trouble because my body was "on London time." Being in Toronto, wasn't quite helpful so she told me to go to the health food store or pharmacy and get Melatonin tablets, it's just natural vitamins that help me sleep. I don't take them all the time, but they really help me sleep when I do.

  • I have a playlist on Spotify that I play when I am trying to sleep. Either that some other music. It's odd how often heavy music can be like a lulaby.

  • Those sounds were just lovely. (Sarcasm, duh) A dog eating a biscuit? What?!

    Anyways, great video! I might have to download the app just for laughs. :P

  • A dog eating a biscuit. LOL!

  • Theres another app like that which is free but it has much calmer sounds o.O haha

  • joke

  • maybe strange but the weather channel helps me fall asleep or watching cartoons

  • I cried!!! Ur so funny. Im such a fan, love ur humor.. and u of course :)

  • iphone app called white noise, has many sounds, 4 different types of rain and like 30 other sounds, great app =D

  • Hey when ur sleeping did u ever choke on the mouth guard? Cuz i totally couldnt sleep with that in my mouth lol

  • Sex helps me sleep. Plus the sound of rain. And you may want to flip you mattress around or over. They get comfier that way. If you flip them around like one's ever month or so.

  • what helps me sleep? im going to go with Enya on that one, her music is beautiful but will knock you out faster than an ambien

  • I like the sound of rain (: makes me sleepy :D

  • The application 'magic sleep' (it has a sheep as the picture) helps me sleep :D

  • Music helps me sleep, theres this musician i listen to called Llewellyn who makes all sorts of Easy Listening and Healing music, they are LOVELY

  • I downloaded this app WHILE watching this video :D

  • Try buying melatonin. It's over-the-counter at any drugstore, and if you can look it up ahead of time. I used to use it when I switched from working night shifts to day shifts and it's effective with no side effects.

  • I love your voice!

  • Music usually helps me sleep, but recently it's been Pink Floyd "The Wall" That's been getting me to sleep. Weird, I know, but there's just something peaceful about it.

  • eeew that laughing one is so creepy.

  • You definitely neep to get the album Deep frieze by Sleep Research Facility.

  • lmaoooooo!:]

  • Well a couple shots of vodka help me go to sleep.

  • Lol wow, a dog chewing a biscuit xD

  • hey man wats up, look up peter buys sounds of the rain forest on family guy, its not on youtube but its probably somewhere on the web. its pretty funny and this vid made me think of it hah plz subscribe!

  • =))))))))))))))))))

  • omg... "exactly what i wanna hear in complete darkness.." haha :)

  • I drink coffee (sounds weird)

    but if you make it with hot milk instead of water it can send you right out if you drink it quickly. And the dreams can be WICKED!

  • I love your accent! LOL what helps me sleep is sleeping in a cold room and get a lot of blanckets (getting warm causes me to feel sleeper) then I just think of something till I doze off!

  • sweet

  • sweet

  • Sleeping in a cold room helps me. You'll just keep thinking about how fuckin cold you are and then you'll fall asleep =)

  • Your wearing a suit!

  • If I'm with my friends, I'll cuddle up to them. It comforts me.

    When I'm at home, I don't like cuddling up to teddy bears cause they don't make me feel safe what so ever.. So I'll just play some music quietly in the background. Or if I'm really really iritable and can't sleep I'll think up a scene in my head and day dream off to sleep. =]

  • Oh nope, it's just me talking to myself. Hm.

  • Oh, are we not spamwowing this video?

  • This is some serious janx.

  • HELLO

  • woo

  • Is this the last

  • Fianl comment?

  • Over the summer =)

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • How do we see if we have taken over yet?

  • the sounds of the NHK WORLD(jib tv) channel.... always make me go to sleep...

    ^_^

  • Complete darkness and some kind of constant sound (like a fan) helps me.

  • hahaha the bit about the dog and biscuit is so funny ^_^

    i read or write stories in my head (yes in my head -_-) or sketch to help me fall asleep, well, get sleepy at least.

  • Dude I totally do the same thing. It helps me whem i have writers block too!

  • Dude you look like the 'Hulk' from the old TV series in the scary night shots!

  • I suffer from sleep issues and I can't sleep unless a fan is running. My mom also has a sound machine that is static that can sound like different degrees of running water from ocean, to rain, to waterfall which works amazingly well.

  • xDD.

    Apple has a funny sense of humor.

  • wow, that was so funny! i have sleep problems too. haven't found much to help yet.

    p.s. your accent is sexy :)

  • Without the aid of alcohol! Sleep with the most boring, untalented and ugliest person you can find, even if you don' t get to sleep, you'll feel so pleased that your not "in the same boat" the following morning.

    Or for a more wholesome, cleaner remedy.  Read a highly technical instruction manual, backwards. Very, very slowly. Even if you don't get to sleep, you might learn information about central heating, cement mixing or electronics.

    This might be really useful one day.

  • listening to Bob Marley

  • I usually listen to soothing music when I can't go to sleep!

    great video! :)

  • I use aroma therapy stuff from Bath and Body works like the air freshener or pillow mist. I take a natural hormone called melatonin and I listen to relaxing music like the ocean or rain :)

  • Loved this vid. Laughed so bloody hard.

    I agree with ilovetheused99.

    Egg one was the best.

    :)

  • Heya it probably sounds totally off kilter but try getting a pack of dried lavender and sticking it under your pillow. The smells really soothing, it pretty much knocks me out.

  • lmao

  • I wish I could help you, but I have sleeping problems too.

    For me only medication helps...

    But I heard that taking aroma bath before going to sleep helps some people =)

  • Myles... DVD commentaries are the key man. Find a good movie that you like and that has really cool actors/performers you respect. You fall into bed wanting to listen to them talking about the film, how it was made.... and then before you know it, you're fast asleep. I've listened to about 10 commentaries over the past 2 weeks for about 20 minutes each night and then i'm out like a light. good luck man!

  • you're so gorgeous <3

  • hahahaahahahaha

    the egg one was the best.

    "what sort of f***ing **** fries an egg for more than 20 mins?"

  • 2:50..looks like the joker for abit lol

  • Ah, Lou Feringo lives =) Try listening to the track Light (Hans Zimmer - Thin Red Line Soundtrack). Works every time for me.

  • Ahmahgod, This was genious XD

    Especially the whole dog biscuit bit.

  • lmaoo, loved it

  • Thought is the greatest barrier to sleep. When we truely want to sleep, we think and wonder whether we'll get to sleep, and by definition, we don't sleep. It's a little like lying awake, wondering just when you're neighbour is going to blast out his music again. So you lay awake and wonder this til 6 in the morning!

  • I open my window and let the gentle sounds of nature lull me to sleep... the harmonious screeching of tyres as idiots use the industial estate as a race track, the soothing noise of the train as it roars into the station... nah, sleeping's never a problem for me ^^

  • I'd use it to add sound effects to my life that'd be awesome

  • Yeah. A dog eating a Fucking biscuit.

    *Burst into hysterics*

  • this was really really creepy

  • 3:14 to 3:19

    Lol

  • What? Your a friend of Alex Days? =o

  • I C WUT U DID THAR.

    No, don't insult me, I'm not a friend of Alex Days, however I am a cunt. But the awesome kind. Not like you the 'pretentious wacky student' type.

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  • lol

  • @Blade376 I seriously doubt it. Alex wouldn't be friends with such an arse.

  • umm, then don't watch him?

  • I listen to the Harry Potter books on cd, once got those audiobooks when I was younger. Used to love them, now I just snore at them

  • Nothing beats the sound of rain. Nothing.

  • Oh wow a suit!! Mmmmmm...

  • Usually music helps me sleep but the sound of rain works better =]

  • pills

  • this was really funny!!!!

  • oh my god, you sound like Moss from IT crowd, if you haven't seen it I probably sound like the biggest douche bag right now...

  • I totally agree. xD

  • I'll second that! I luff Richard Ayoade ^^ *is chuffed 'cos she knows who plays Moss* actually, that's proabably not something to be proud of...

  • Do some excersise late at night like running for a couple of hours or soo then go have a hot hot bath that can help as u exhaust ur body out, the bath relaxes meaning good nights sleep. Well works for me anyway :D:P

    xxx

  • there is usually some herbal pills that costs about £3-6 for a bottle that you can buy at any drug mart. in Canada they're called relax and sleep.

    that and warm milk. warm milk in bed. that's hot.

  • Myles! I've missed your videos so much. Glad you're back and feeling better :D

  • omg i have similar gum thing to use when i sleep, but for me its because im moving my jaw in my dreams.. and if i wouldn't use it i would just rasp all my teeth down.. oh well ...

    Hope you'll find some good sleeping songs =) i like your videos ;)

  • That dog ones just a bit mank :S

    I sleep-talk too, it gets a bit embarrasing :)

  • A challenging day at work...

    Ride on my motorcycle... though not sleeping on the motorcycle... yeah...

    Tons of stuff... do you have the sound of cats scratching on that one... now that makes me grind my teeth

  • Hahahha. The dog eating the biscuit. XD

    Hahahhaha XD.

  • I almost pissed my pants laughing!

    Sorry to hear of your sleeping troubles. It sucks a lot of shit, I know.

    Amazing vid, and I'm so glad to see you back, hon! You're fucking hilarious.

  • Theres this thing you can do where you deprive yourself of sleep to get yourself back into a regular sleeping pattern.

    It sounds weird but google it and you'll find something.

    Basic gist is you only go to bed for 2 hours one night, then 3 the next, then 4 etc. Basically you'll feel like shit for the first few days but after that prob solved.

    Great vid.

  • A way to help u sleep is to massage between ur little toe and the one next to it... do it with pressure for few mins and it helps u sleep sounds stange but works...

  • Hilarious! Thanks to Nerimon for referring me to this video. I am still laughing.

  • Good to see you back.

    At the moment I'm in the same situation as you. I would love to find something that would help me sleep.

  • ear plugs!! haha total silence helps me sleep. Don't know what i'd do without them :)

  • Listening to rock songs and focusing on its bass/drums does help. Or focus on the guitar when listening to acoustics. ;-D

  • try watching Oprah, that always puts me to sleep.

  • that app is hilarious! just like this video :D

    great job, Myles!

  • Oh, I put myself into a movie to help me sleep, either a real one or I make one up. It's fun and relaxing!

  • I actually did rate 5 stars, just for the scary Myles...kidding, epic vid, it totally deserved 5 stars! Welcome back!

  • i used to find it really difficult to sleep and listened to rain drops or soft guitar/piano... now i usually grab two sides of my covers, lie face down and im usually out like a light? P.s my head moves to the side when i sleep haha, i don't wake up face in pillow :P

  • I wish I had an iphone. That app seems really cool just to mess with people with the sounds. You're really scary when you're angry by the way.

    Hearing someone else sleep helps me sleep. Kinda sucks though since I never get to hear anyone sleep that doesn't sound horrible. With the exception of my boyfriend who I've only heard sleep on accident when he waffle-faced on Skype once.

  • i thought the "fried egg" sound was someone taking a piss lmao.

  • great vid ^^

    5 stars indeed for looking scary at night

    and looking good at daylight.

    hahaha that boat sound XD. really relaxing.

    aparently drinking warm milk makes a human sleepy.

    reading helps me. i end up with my head on my book.

    but i grind my teeth =( and no idea how to stop that

  • you're cool ^^

    actually very funny, likeable and good looking.

    5 stars.

  • make up tutorials help me sleep =P

  • Staying up for 30 hours and then falling asleep at 11am helps me sleep :)

    But really, but sleeping pattern is so broken...

  • ahaha! i just downloaded the lite version of that app just to hear all the crazy different sounds they have and they are so specific! "german street market"?? its like um no im sry i only like falling asleep to italian street market sounds. lol!

    there are some weird sounds on here...

  • Tylenol pm works wonders :)

  • *Distracted by awesome ring

  • I have insomnia -_-' Sadly, not much works for me

  • First of all, you looked like you were in a coffin, all dressed up and shit. Also, I've heard you talk in your sleep, on Stickam, about subs. That is all. =)

  • I usually need my room to be pitch-black, otherwise the light is distracting, and I need complete silence to sleep. When I'm at my parents house, though, the dogs howling nearby helps me sleep.

    Also, awesome video! I needed a laugh.

  • haha, love it :)

    ...and you look/sound like a younger Christian Bale to me...sub!!

  • he kind of does, doesn't he? but a bit better looking, and not as much of a douche.

  • LOL......hilarious!

  • hhahahahaaaaaaaa

    definitally thought that the frying eggs was someone pissing into a toilet. then you said yeah, really. and i thought i had guessed right.. then felt like a dirty freak once it was something as innocent as eggs.

  • lmao!!!!! thts funny

  • I thought the same thing.

  • Hahaha You sounded like chubaka at the end there. I read before I go to bed. I don't know why but it helps alot.

  • Sleeping pills!

  • I read a bit and always use ear plugs so im in complete silence. And I cant sleep in the dark, my mind goes wild and keeps picturing people in my room and outside my window... so I have my TV on but I turn it to TV/video so its a blank screen of light...

  • You look like the old school hulk when he starts to flip out. lol

  • Nice plug. :-)

  • I found the egg and the dog eating a biscuit sounds very relaxing.

  • This is brilliant

  • hahaha! <3

    I listen to deathmetal. or Melodic Metalcore. Puts me right to sleep

  • i JUST got a night guard about a week and a half ago - it's terrible

  • I always listen to my fave music to help me sleep.

  • Masturbation helps. Do they have an app for that?

  • seriously, it does

  • What helps me sleep? Total darkness, because looking at things, apparantly, takes my attention and keeps me awake

    2nd Thing, anything sung by Celtic Woman. When I'm awake they make me happy, when I'm tired they knock me out. So soothing. It's like a CD of lullabies.

  • I use passiflora, some homeopathic stuff or some cds,cause oddly enough if I fell once asleep listening to thme they always make me sleepy i hear them again

  • When I have trouble sleeping I use a herbal supplement called Melatonin. You can find it , at least in the states, in places like Walgreen's and Rite Aid.

  • Haha!

  • Marijuana and radiohead tend to do the trick. Otherwise I just read a book until I can no longer keep my eyes open.

  • lol I DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING DOG!

  • yo dude. idk if you remember me im jesse we met a little while ago.. but i never really sleep and sometimes when i do, i usually breath really slow, dont think about anything an listen to the waves of a beach on some iPhone app that i have. and another thing that works is thinking of your day starting from as soon as you awake. like i woke up, went to the bathroom an brushed my teeth. i went back in bed for 10 minutes. that type stuff

  • so many lols

    soooooooooo many lols

  • Myles, dude, try listening to Bok or something, o listen to water like a spring or waterfall or something. It helps me sleep.

  • I lisen to aoudiobooks, mostly terry pratchett

  • I rub my arm or if I sleep near someone else I rub their earlobe (apparently I've done this since I was a baby so it's excusable) and vaccume cleaner noises always get me off to sleep aswell. :)

  • i like rain noises. basically stuff that drowns out other annoying noises..

  • I listen to this CD I bought, and its the sound of the waves on the beach, because I live on the coast we have a stony beach, i'm asleep in minutes ;D xxxx