Let's Take A Sidelong Stare At Star Strike part 2/3

[ZBlayde]

Photons vs protons? That's like lasers vs plasma!

[SpanishFly120]

That thing he does at 10:48 is hilarious, but what I always found funnier was the awkward jump Rammer does after.

[evrbody]

Admiral Donald Pleasence is not pleased.

[GeneticKH]

10:47 what does that expression mean?

[lobsopdoy]

So no one seems to mind that they're repeatedly committing genocide by blowing up those planets? I mean, it seems like we've done a lot more damage then the aliens do to us.

[JanitorAntisocial]

I also have to add that Rammer's escape and his "fuck you" gesture before leaving is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen in these wrongupuraes that had nothing to do with the commentary.

[Doperwtje81]

I'm disappointed Snoopy's not flying a doghouse into combat.

[BigJuicyx3]

"And I'm clear to take more vallium"

Am I clear to take some as well? This game is painful.

[WilliamLongfellow]

Amazingly, this game passes the Bechdel Test at 1:48.

[Oblivionator]

The ambassador guy is clearly a student of the Christopher Walken acting school.

[JanitorAntisocial]

They all decided to save their captured pilot, and they have him escape on his own anyway?

Jesus.

[Flokkerdude]

We've been wrong all along, the creators of these games werent idiots, they were fucking geniuses, to create such hilarious games, and all on the same console, fucking amazing. I'm literally kneeslapping mah knees with my forehead here. Jesus christ someone fucking kill me I'll have nightmares of this for the rest of my life.

[steveharley0345]

00:58 - How awkward is that moment?

"Its called terrasine rocket fuel!"

:D

:)

Durr

[smpletan]

"You don't have the experience to take center, son."

"Sir, you do it."

"..YOU'RE RIGHT."

..What the fuck?

[pHr33kAcHu]

This game is like somebody made a Youtube Poop of one of those $1 sci-fi DVDs you can get at WalMart...

[Vaderkid123]

3:11 It's okay Diabetus, I lot of people have that problem.

[Etank800]

1:08 That put me in a not so fabulous mood

[Wayof88]

Star Strike, A.K.A. Hot Hand-on-Joystick Action.

[smpletan]

"You don't have the experience to take center, son."

"Sir. You do it."

"You're right."

..What?

[inferno232]

The Rave Lasers are what crack me up.

[CowartYT]

I love how they randomly switch between measurement systems, using both nautical miles and kilometers with complete freedom

[steveharley0345]

Its called... TERRORSINE ROCKET FUEL

*Awkward silence*

[LoticaStudios]

THOSE PINHEADS FOUND THAT MOTHERSHIP. EEEEEEEEEEEXXXXCCCELLLEEENT!

[bloodrunsclear]

'I'm the worst commanding officer ever!'

I always think that in these things where the captain defies orders XD

[TheSheeplealarmclock]

For some reason i get real bad da zha vu from this game

[DorianCairne]

All you probably need to know about this game is that you see the thumbnail image for the next video about five times in this one.

[NeoTStyle]

I'm doing the same with my dick right now.

[leviathan1173]

They're lucky they didn't use CHAIN CHOMPS instead of rocks in hyperspace.

[fuandon]

@leviathan1173 That's the case in the Kaizo Star Strike romhack!

[tombomp23]

the sound clip that plays when you come out of the LIGHT SPEED ASTEROIDS sounds a lot like the organ at one point in emerson+lake+palmer's tarkus, before the "clear the battlefield" bit

complete coincidence but it annoys me. just like everything else in this game

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

I love how half of the explosions look like hearts.

[cyberhoodlum]

I wouldn't be surprised if I found out someone made an animated gif of the joystick wiggling over and over again.

[somahiru]

@cyberhoodlum I actually made it for Diabetus.

[TheRob5]

Who else is hoping that this really is one of the games that Sony is giving away for free as an apology for the PSN fuckup?

[JanitorAntisocial]

@TheRob5

Yes. Because a shitastic Sega CD game totally makes up for possible identity theft.

[Jiglypuff218]

@JanitorAntisocial He was only kidding...

[Demonofthenorth]

I don't know why but Dr.Evil reminds me of the lady that announces the mission in Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego... it might be the map

[harizotoh7]

Why are there so many scenes of his hand?

[CaptinTrips]

@harizotoh7 That hand sees a lot of action...

..err.. that's totally not what I meant you perv!

[TheSheeplealarmclock]

@harizotoh7 What hand? what scene you on about?

[SilverEnchantress]

"It's like Shenmue and God of War had a baby in space."

This has to be one of the best things I've heard Slowbeef say.

[Soragan]

Anyone remember that one Retsupurae of the kid that recorded his gameplay of Starfox 64 and everything was red as fuck? This is a lot... lot harder to watch.

[ClementJ642]

"I don't think this is a good idea."

"But sir, you'd do it!"

"You're RIGHT!" Amazing dialogue.

[ILIKECEREALX]

2:54-3:04: Are you talking about Body Wars? That was pretty nauseating.

[TrainerDerek]

I love how after EVERY kill the ships start over and go in the same flight pattern every time. 

[EponymousKid]

Joystick is the new SNES9X

[SapphireDragonDX]

10:29

You know the aliens are pussies when their prisoner can break free from their grasp using only one arm... either that, or that dudes a freakin' badass.

[aarsho]

@SapphireDragonDX dat forearm

[ababyfurseal]

Who you callin Pinhead...Pinhead?

[EmperorZ19]

The joystick is funny EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[PKrockin]

@EmperorZ19 Hahaha, I just made basically the same comment in the last video. I love how it just shatters any sort of atmosphere the game ever had any hope of building.

[bloodrunsclear]

@EmperorZ19

That's a very good thing given how many BLOODY times its shown! XD

[AiRwOlFe23]

@EmperorZ19 Agreed!

[PaperMario15]

Patrick: Who you callin' pinhead?

[Me14986]

"Alright, let's do this stealthy mission."

"TAKE THAT, YOU BRAINEATER!"

-Wiggle-

[FimbulSleipnir]

Playstation Move: It only does joystick waggling.

[Kriegdrache]

TIME LOOPS: THE VIDEO GAME

[Neechaye]

If the joystick waggling is gear shifting, is this the sci-fi Fast and the Furious?

[posthumanfetus]

I love Diabetus's horrible puns. Except for Ridley, that's my favorite part of your comedic duo.

PARALLEL WORLDS!

[jsh020]

i think my psn account got hacked while watching this

[posthumanfetus]

I love how they destroyed an entire planet just so that one enemy race can't colonize it.

[fukkock]

A Sega CD game released in the year 2000?

The fuck?

[sleepingtrinity]

4:48 few things make me as happy as slowbeef's laughter.

[tabear2004]

Wouldn't this be a Wrongpray?

[Chavtheworld]

This is the most boring motherfucking thing I have ever...

[heyeveryoneimcool]

lol he got pod killed

[gibbeynator]

Disco lasahs!

[DrDoom343]

So wait. The aliens can't survive at temperatures lower than 150F, and yet a human was on one of their ships, with no thermal protection, and apparently doing just fine.

Just shows how much thought went into this.

[PickpocketSan]

"PickpocketSan, you can't make more frequent retsupurae videos for the internet!"

"Then YOU do it!"

"...You're right!"

[coffeeninja88]

How many beers does it take to make this game entertaining?

[TheRetroman]

This video has me doing the joystick wiggle with my Wacom pen.

Fuuuuuu

[WVI]

I'm gonna be honest - This is so boring I'm not sure the retsupurae saves it.

[LordCorinth]

i'll always wiggle my joystick silently for retsupurae

[VatZeEll]

Mar-shawl, I still can't get over that.

[MST3Kbot]

It's like the missing episode of MST3K.

[TheOneFreeMan77]

what he does at 10:47 is sign language for fuck you

[BrotherOfMetal2]

Well Slowbeef and Diabetus, Forearm seems to disagree with your commentary. How many times has it noded its...uh...Forearm in shame of you two!

But seriously, WHOO E DOGGY.

[blackkakari]

"Damn, that was an intense battle. I need to relax. I think I'll go masterbate." *Zip* *wagglewaggle*

[sygnus5]

Poor Rammer, if only Laster, the Kit, and Kroten were there to save him!

[Mechagorillazor]

Overuse of pointless waggle? The future military must be pretty short on funding if they have to design their ships with Wii technology.

[Vidk1ng]

*Shooting*

BLUUINNNN....

Idiot: WOOOOO LOOK AT THAT SUCKER BURN!!!!!! *happy music*

*silently wiggles joystick*

Repeat these stages 10 times.

[Spudfish93]

Hang on...

If he's in light speed then why is the laser going faster than he is?

[TurboNemesis]

this is what starfox should've been.

"Do a barrel roll!"

*wagglewaggle*

"Use bombs wisely."

*wagglewaggle*

"Fox! Get this guy off me!"

*wagglewaggle*

[EponymousKid]

@TurboNemesis Hey, pinhead, I'm on YOUR side!

[azzadoc]

/watch?v=VDisHWIyebo

[MGlBlaze]

Oh for fuck's sake, it's the plot thing where one of the pilots is captured from Wing Commander: Prophecy, only retarded!

This game is so fucking stupid...

[Surturius]

1:08 Ben Kingsley?

[MitchZer0II]

My favorite part was when he was wiggling his joystick shooting pinheads with his disco lasers and taunting them afterwords.

[RazzWasThere]

Starfox aint got nothing on this shit

[eggbandicoot6]

@RazzWasThere Kind of like how "Barrel Roll" is no match for "Pinhead"

[marthedge]

is it bad that I can't tell gameplay from cutscene?

[fishofdoom]

I lose it every single time they show that shot of the guy wiggling the joystick.

[Zukaran]

that stick isnt just a stick.... ITS LIFE!!!!

[lisvender]

Why is YouTube suggesting so many YuGiOh videos while I watch this?

[Aceronian]

You got to hand it to this kid: he can fly a fighter jet in space, while detroying both pinheads and brain eaters, and do it only by wiggling the stick to the right!

[KaleidoscopeLP]

My computer screen screwed up and now everything is upside down and backwards but its still as comprehendable as the last video

[animeguy2356]

Maybe the joystick screen is some kind of attempt at masking the loading

[Icerama108]

@animeguy2356 What would they be loading?

[LancerECNM]

@animeguy2356 Has to be. I don't know why they need to load the exact same footage as before, though. Man this game is terrible.

[TheProjectMJ]

STICK

[85879]

CARD GAMES ON REALLY TERRIBLY DESIGNED SPACESHIPS!

[hibber25]

@85879 holy s**t on a s**t sandwitch!

[goldones0]

This game literally gave me epilepsy.

10/10

[goldones0]

This game literally gave me epilepsy.

10/10

[nrevelations777]

I'm surprised that the woman wasn't the one captured, bad games like this usually replace attachment to the character with tits.

[GeneralBolas]

@nrevelations777 If the woman was captured, she wouldn't have broken herself out. The guy practically rescues himself.

[PaperMario15]

6:47 was when I burst out laughing

[EponymousKid]

The captain taking center is actually genius. Since these missions only take a few minutes, people will barely notice he's gone.

[assassinscreedYUM]

That stick makes me laugh every time

[Hidraga]

For some reason i want to play Freelancer now. XD

[shadonicles]

That awkward gesture before he escaped was sign language for F U!

[EponymousKid]

In the previous video, they said the Protoids were using Sola as a breeding ground. Meaning most of the aliens they killed by destroying the planet were innocent children.

HOO-WEE DOGGIE!

[EponymousKid]

Is it the brain nectar, or were they going for a 2001: A Space Odyssey feel with the Sola landscape?

[PsychedelicSA]

This is the video game equivalent of "The Starfighters", with all the midair refueling sequences replaced by rock-shooting sequences and waggling of the joystick.

[GregEdgar88]

The AI looks like she's from some terrible 80's music video

[GTAfan421]

To think that a little more than ten years later we could look at videos at more than twice the quality on the early youtube. Better quality as in better resolution, and in most cases, better plot and acting too! We've come so far - but wait, this is a game...

[Gaiacarra]

are you sure this is a game

[obacat]

Dr Evil is apparently in charge of Earth Command....

[animerox1341]

Is it possible to lose this game? It's all to fast to work out.

[Vahkahron]

I can't watch this... this game is TOO bad not even their funny as fuck commentary can make it worth looking at

[TheDonaldPierce]

OOO-WEEE DOGGEY!

[NCHammer326]

Between the alien genocide and homoerotic undertones, I'm starting to wonder if this game was based off some Ender's Game/Top Gun crossover fanfic.

[Xifihas]

This is the only way I can watch this longplay, the game's just too dull.

[somahiru]

"The pilot was taken hostage, we can't let you go rescue him"

"THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RESCUE HIM EVEN MORE!"

that would have been a much better dialogue for that part.

[MephilesTheDarker]

I swear that 90% of the script of this "game" is "Wiggle Joystick." XD

[mattr75]

Am I the only one who wanted to see the Protoids win?

[Jackararpter]

I think the man that plays the admiral is the same guy that does some of the voices in star wars robot chicken?!

[robinvan1983]

so many cutscenes... Square enix  must be jealous

[residentevilkid01]

@robinvan1983 Seems MGS 4 has some rivals...

[d3nyd]

200 Fahrenheit really isn't hot at all by universe standards. That "hot planet" is actually pretty cold.

[ChaosChronicle]

@d3nyd - Look, it said [Hot Planet] on the bottom.  That means it's hot. Don't argue with this excellent game that lacks any plot holes and was given an incredibly high budget with phenomenal acting.

[d3nyd]

@ChaosChronicle my mistake.

[Doperwtje81]

The asteroids have better AI then the aliens.

[littleNorwegians]

I demand a video that is just dead silence, joystick movement on a loop for 10 minutes.

Or a Star Strike in 5 seconds video that is just that. Possibly the lasers and the woman telling shit that's on her screen.

[2inches]

Retsu Is the reason i get out of bed in the morning.

[MrJoker773]

Sony, We apologize for our network being down, but you will not be empty handed once we get the psn up and running again. As part of our “Welcome Back” program will include: "Star Strike", free of charge.

[wedgeff7]

Can I write homoerotic fanfiction about this yet?

[IAmRealNinja]

OOOH WEE DOGGY!

[EinDose]

This AI lady creeps me out. I don't know why.

[troysson81]

@EinDose:

Probably cause she's the mayor of Uncanny Valley?

[gemini1no1saga]

DIE PROTOE DIE , SERVE YOUR MASTER AND DIE , just don't be a pity douchebag.

[Moondogg22]

Quick! Roll right and left! USE THE JOYSTICK!

[Psyched180]

10:07 Pacman makes a cameo!

[TheFryBoy1]

it's a wonder how these actors didn't find work after this spectacular performance!

[GenjiFirefly]

With the game repeating the stick waggling animation so many times, you'd think there would be more jokes about it!

[moccamonster]

The worst part is, I went ahead and googled this game, and found a review on some Sega CD fanwebsite of this game, and he gave it a 7/10, calling it pretty decent for an FMV game.

Wow :|

[horngatekeeper]

The plot makes no sense, the graphics are terrible, the cutscenes are too long, the voice acting is over the top, and the sound clips are overused and generic. Are you sure this isn't from Newgrounds?

[Fithador]

@horngatekeeper 10/10.

[tomman222]

@horngatekeeper I don't think so, otherwise the characters would be talking about meet n fuck kingdoms.

[popsodarootbeers]

@horngatekeeper Yeah, this game is pretty fucking awful. 8/10

[MrBoynton27]

@horngatekeeper I don't know man. Without the rip of DBZ sound affects and the many use of profanities every 2 seconds, it just doesn't feel like "home" you know?

[FunkyHonkyCDXX]

Yay genocide!

[TheGravitationist]

no masturbation jokes?

[SamuraiFoochs]

Star Strike: The only game to ever try to make genocide and planetary destruction sound confident and sexy.

[TaurusOxford]

I never get tired of that joystick waggle clip.

[TurboNemesis]

i'm going to start interrupting people mid-sentence by waggling my joystick

[bloodriotiori]

@TurboNemesis xD

[Overmayor]

WE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE =D

[snappy2332]

DANGIT BOBBEH!

[TheGravitationist]

Watched this on blip already. God, I love you guys