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  • whydon'tyoufigureitoutmuthafuk­aaahhhhh!!!!!!

  • he's kind of abrasive but his concepts are really funny

  • Why don't you figure it out yourself muthafucka?

  • Arj should defenatly play a commander or something in a movie with all his yelling and shit

    be perfect

  • Seeing that im a human being and not that much of a submarine...i dont want that watch. LMAOOOO. Found me another funny comedian.

  • but seeing as how im pretty much a human being aaaaand not that much a fuckin submarine..

  • Funny man

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  • 25 people have no sense of humour

  • He's so theatrical with his sets, I love it! His stories are so far fetched but because he's so animated I can totally imagine what he's saying :) awesome :)

  • My fave stand up of all

  • 0:36 he says pruzzle

  • Thanks to all the retards who ruined every punchline in the video. assholes.

  • The fuck is with people quoting EXACTLY what someone says on a video?

    I have ears too :S

  • "Yeah my neighbours dont love me, 'oh hes yelling at his watch again'" <333

  • He's like a funny version of Dane Cook...

  • Ah! Could anything else go wrong today??

  • The lordsod guy is gay

  • Watch ya know 'bout waches?!

    

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  • Touche

  • thankyou to everyone who just repeated a line in this video. without you i never would have known what he said

  • vi dont u vigure it out urzelf muthafucka?

  • 24 people bought a waterproof analog watch

  • after this..i might just stick to a sun dial haha

  • How about the watches that don't even have numbers on them. Fucking gay.

  • Thumbs up if you hate it when people spoil the punchlines in the comment section

  • ambritmbridous!!

  • that guy really knows the time

  • chick at 3:32,

     your fucking hot !

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  • who else is tired of people tryna "guess" who disliked the video

  • 23 people don't own a watch.

  • Still wondering why dickheads repeat punchlines for no apparent reason..

  • thanks watch, take 5

  • @TheLordSod He's making a joke. That's what comedians do.

  • @TheLordSod jesus fucking christ, he's a comedian not a proffesor. thanks einstein.

  • @TheLordSod are u a fucking troll? he can obviously read a watch but his whole set wouldnt be very funny then would it u stupid cunt

  • @Jagwa3 hey, spin on my dick spaztard. The guys not funny to people with an IQ of over 70. Poor you....

  • @TheLordSod u should find him halarious then. what kind of insult is spaztard anyway?

  • @Jagwa3 A politically incorrect and offensive one

  • @TheLordSod nope wrong, it's a fucking shit one.

  • @TheFatSteez "nope wrong"? So you think its "pc" and inoffensive? wow....I'm guessing that many people have called you spaztard. Otherwise you wouldn't hate it so much, and you wouldn't have said those spaztarded things.

    I can only express my sympathy at how spaztarded you must be. It must be a tough life, being a spaz AND retarded.

  • @TheLordSod spaztard? lol, ur more of a joke than this hilarious video.

  • Yeah, my neighbours don't love me.

    Oh, damn. He's fighting with his watch again... Why don't you just get a digital?

  • Oh Damit hes fighting with his Watch again ROFLOL

  • arj barker the funniest comedian ever!!!!!

  • YOU figure it out when your sittin' in that oval box, thinkin about what an asshole you you are! you got that regular watch? you got that ANALogue watch!(looks at audience) my neighbours don't love me!

  • omfg i pissed my self

  • that guy really knows the time

  • that guy REALLY knows the time

  • Abertimebedis

  • I don't give a shit if my Casio doesn't work anymore!!

  • George Carlin did a bit on watches, he said he liked analog watches cause he can see it emotion, since it has a face! lol

  • 1000 Meters!!!!

  • He should host snl...

  • you could have a watch on each wrist and then you'll really impress the ladies, they'll be like that guy really knows the time.

  • oh damn it! hes fighting with his watch again

  • So I'll take it

  • MY NEIGHBORS DONT LOVE ME

  • LOFL ROFL LMAO LMFAO

  • he's ambertimeberdis

    hahaha :)

  • @MissCreativelyBored hahahahahahahahaha funniest bit by far

  • lmao, if im ever more than 3 meters below the surface of the water,guess what im doing....IM DROWNING TO DEATH! sooo true

  • @DevillsReject your right

  • What's the time regular watch?

    Why don't you figure it out yourself muthafucka!

  • @jacksawild... If you are that serious about anything... You shouldn't breath...

  • If im more then 3 meters below the surface of the water guess what im doing. im drowning to death

    and i dont give a shit if my casio works anymore!

  • arj FTW

  • if you thnk an analogue clock is difficult you shouldnt breed

  • @jacksawild he is a fucking comedian u wanker

  • thanks digital watch, take 5

  • The first time i ever saw Arj was on FOTC and he was my favorite. people make fun of me for loving this stuff in the 6th grade.

  • if i'm under 3 metres underwater i'm drowning to death!!

  • "Well I'm more of a human being... not like a f**king submarine... so..."

  • "1000 meters. 1000 METERS!" well thats great sir, but... seeing as how im a human being. and not so much of a fuckin submarine... I don want that watch!

  • I met him in my hometown he perforemed there he signed my dvd and asked me my name i was so excited to see him i just stared at him like an idiot :D

  • hahaha. was he nice? thats AWESOME!

  • why dont you figure it out yourself muthafucka?

  • @bebop4862

    LoL! The watch is alive!

  • @bebop4862 For some reason I think of Eddie Murphy - Raw from that line.

  • haha at 1:40

  • No. Looks more like Don Johnson if anything. Neither though.

  • arj is such an awesome dude i saw him live when he opened for flight of the conchords and after the show i asked him for an autograph and he gladly accepted

    hes both funny as hell and an awesome dude

  • 1:25 "That guy really knows the time!" Haha!

  • woo for this weekend!

  • lol

  • going to see him in november! can't wait!

  • wow!

  • Ohh, you're a legend, dave.

  • what DVD is this??? wats the name of this show???

  • "Arj Barker LIVE" I am not being a smart-ass, that is actually what it is called.

  • pruzzle yay

  • did he say pruzel

  • rofl

  • no u

  • "Why dont you figure that out for yourself Mutherfucker"

    LMFAOO

  • 'poo sucker'? 'gosh!!!'? Kill yourself.

  • yeah ARJ is the man!

  • YOU GOT THAT ANAL-LOG WATCH!!!!

  • 2:57 suggests you're a twat.

  • yeh very few joey

  • Not silly people. People who appreciate that kind of humor.

  • 0:45 lol

  • Hysterical!

  • why dont you figure it out for yourself

    mother fuckerrrr

    Yeah, my neighbours dont love me.

  • Ambitimeberous... quality!

  • and why is that? just want to know.

  • shutup you cock sucking pussy bitch

  • this guys great

  • take 5 digital watch

  • everyone just shut the fuck up :]

  • wow ppl are really uptight here, seriously, if u dont lyk the commenting, o gee, heres an idea...dont fucking read it!!! Whats wrong with a smiley face or 2? SMILEY FACES ARE OUR GENERATIONS HERITAGE! Who cares if its all we've got? who gives a damn?! worry about ur own comment, i mean ur not comment master of the world, u dont need to check everyones comment and say "OH dear timothy, i think u'll find lol isnt a word please refrain from using it." Do us all a favour and get ur head outta ur ass

  • bravo!

  • ...

    Fuck you

  • lmao him and rhys darby are to funny

  • "why dont you figure it out for yourself mother fucker?" lol : )

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  • wow. watch flight of the conchords if you like this guy.

  • amazing how wording it differently makes a world of difference, wasnt that funny on this one.

  • To indicate which part made us laugh the most... Duh

  • No but seriously do you people think anyone cares if you like certain parts of the video? We're not going to get all smug and warm and cuddly and think "oh goody". We don't care. Say something that vaguely matters. Please.

  • You cant grasp the concept of repeating a funny part of something? Everyone does it in real life with movie quotes i.e "You don't wanna suck dick at fucking pussy!" - Super Bad. 'We don't care' ... Well "We" aren't trying to impress you dickhead. I thought you would of figured that out for yourself mother fucker :)

  • ".....yer my neighbors dont luv me."

    haha best line

  • hes ambratimebradious

  • That guy really knows the time... LOLLL

  • "why don't you figure it out for yourself mother fucker?" lol :]

  • Bahahahah I love it xD

  • Arj Barker is a cutie

  • hellz yeah XD

  • looks like he updated his watches and shoes bit, this was good but how he deliverd the previous version was great

  • i solved my pretzel! but all i got was the time

  • Funny man

  • Lol my bro saw him live LUCKY BUGGAR *PRICK* and got to MEET him FUCKING BUGGER!

    Lol thts what arj said 2 him hes like those people ova there think ur a fucking LUCKy BUGGER

  • hahaha his clock he makes with his arm is going backwards

  • not from his point of view it isnt.

  • at 0:37 he says pruzzle

  • So..?

  • lol.......pruzzle

  • Prize+puzzle=Pruzzle. The best kind of strategic game. fun and filfilling =D

  • What? No way! COULD ANYTHING ELSE GO WRONG TODAY?!

    so funny :D

  • he never fails to crack me up

    i love it!

  • wow. that guy really knows the time.

  • Arj barker rules. one of my favorite comiediens

  • lmfao if im ever more than 3 meters under the surface of the water, guess what im doing IM DROWNING TO DEATH

  • My favourite part right there. lmfao

  • whats the word he says about having two watches. something like "that guy is ampertabutes" cant hear how to spell the word

    Cheers

  • It's like ambi-time-berdis

  • it's not a real word, so there's no way to spell it. it's a reference to "ambidextrous"

  • solving the pruzzle haha

  • he kinda sounded like Randay Savage the Macho Man when shouting at this watch.

  • 'Vhy don't you figure it out for yourself, mazzafacka!'

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