He's so theatrical with his sets, I love it! His stories are so far fetched but because he's so animated I can totally imagine what he's saying :) awesome :)
@TheFatSteez "nope wrong"? So you think its "pc" and inoffensive? wow....I'm guessing that many people have called you spaztard. Otherwise you wouldn't hate it so much, and you wouldn't have said those spaztarded things.
I can only express my sympathy at how spaztarded you must be. It must be a tough life, being a spaz AND retarded.
YOU figure it out when your sittin' in that oval box, thinkin about what an asshole you you are! you got that regular watch? you got that ANALogue watch!(looks at audience) my neighbours don't love me!
"1000 meters. 1000 METERS!" well thats great sir, but... seeing as how im a human being. and not so much of a fuckin submarine... I don want that watch!
arj is such an awesome dude i saw him live when he opened for flight of the conchords and after the show i asked him for an autograph and he gladly accepted
arj barker gets all of his jokes from jason byrne, he cant think of his own jokes because he's a poo sucker mother shagger, GET A LIFE ARJ BARKER GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow ppl are really uptight here, seriously, if u dont lyk the commenting, o gee, heres an idea...dont fucking read it!!! Whats wrong with a smiley face or 2? SMILEY FACES ARE OUR GENERATIONS HERITAGE! Who cares if its all we've got? who gives a damn?! worry about ur own comment, i mean ur not comment master of the world, u dont need to check everyones comment and say "OH dear timothy, i think u'll find lol isnt a word please refrain from using it." Do us all a favour and get ur head outta ur ass
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why!
what is the point??
watch the video, laugh when its funny, then go to bed.
what could you possibly gain from commenting an exact copy of what was just said with a :) , a :D , a xD , afterwards. WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO! WE KNOW! ARJ BARKER IS FUNNY! HAHAHA I GET JOKES TOO! LOOK WHAT I HAVE IN COMMON WITH ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE!!!
No but seriously do you people think anyone cares if you like certain parts of the video? We're not going to get all smug and warm and cuddly and think "oh goody". We don't care. Say something that vaguely matters. Please.
You cant grasp the concept of repeating a funny part of something? Everyone does it in real life with movie quotes i.e "You don't wanna suck dick at fucking pussy!" - Super Bad. 'We don't care' ... Well "We" aren't trying to impress you dickhead. I thought you would of figured that out for yourself mother fucker :)
whydon'tyoufigureitoutmuthafukaaahhhhh!!!!!!
mitchamus 6 days ago
he's kind of abrasive but his concepts are really funny
Str8Faced 1 week ago
Why don't you figure it out yourself muthafucka?
GangOBroz12 3 weeks ago 5
Arj should defenatly play a commander or something in a movie with all his yelling and shit
be perfect
Jaffa13666 3 weeks ago 3
Seeing that im a human being and not that much of a submarine...i dont want that watch. LMAOOOO. Found me another funny comedian.
roughryder5 1 month ago
but seeing as how im pretty much a human being aaaaand not that much a fuckin submarine..
soul111smasher 1 month ago
Funny man
QueenFanatic1 2 months ago
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0:54 lol arj does the best voice
MrKitteh101 2 months ago
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MrKitteh101 2 months ago
25 people have no sense of humour
MrOzwinner 3 months ago
He's so theatrical with his sets, I love it! His stories are so far fetched but because he's so animated I can totally imagine what he's saying :) awesome :)
channygyrl1980 3 months ago
My fave stand up of all
DRAGONDEMONX 3 months ago
0:36 he says pruzzle
norcorampag3 5 months ago
Thanks to all the retards who ruined every punchline in the video. assholes.
amongthelivingva 5 months ago 2
The fuck is with people quoting EXACTLY what someone says on a video?
I have ears too :S
SuperCorey95 5 months ago 10
"Yeah my neighbours dont love me, 'oh hes yelling at his watch again'" <333
ParanoidEmmy 6 months ago 2
He's like a funny version of Dane Cook...
masercot 6 months ago
Ah! Could anything else go wrong today??
pablohyslop 6 months ago
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The lordsod guy is gay
youkiiandhisushi 6 months ago
The lordsod guy is gay
youkiiandhisushi 6 months ago
Watch ya know 'bout waches?!
L3t1337 6 months ago
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Thumbs up if you think he sounds like Will Ferrell, when he's angry !
Greetings from Sweden
Hakkartinos 6 months ago
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Why dont you figure it out yourself you motherfucker !
BraydenCaseyFilms1 7 months ago
Touche
nwtx8237 7 months ago
thankyou to everyone who just repeated a line in this video. without you i never would have known what he said
CommentGuy92 7 months ago 6
vi dont u vigure it out urzelf muthafucka?
donutmike 8 months ago 3
24 people bought a waterproof analog watch
couponsteve 8 months ago
after this..i might just stick to a sun dial haha
scamspite 8 months ago
How about the watches that don't even have numbers on them. Fucking gay.
idontfkinknow1234 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you hate it when people spoil the punchlines in the comment section
TheSludgeMan 9 months ago
ambritmbridous!!
Kryslyne28 9 months ago
that guy really knows the time
gabbysmiillleee 9 months ago
chick at 3:32,
your fucking hot !
BrockEdwards7 9 months ago
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BrockEdwards7 9 months ago
who else is tired of people tryna "guess" who disliked the video
c0untd00ku26 11 months ago 5
23 people don't own a watch.
RawCQC 11 months ago
Still wondering why dickheads repeat punchlines for no apparent reason..
jonahtakalua1 11 months ago 9
thanks watch, take 5
ASDMarauder007 11 months ago
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omg, who can't read a regular watch???
I never have to "figure it out" i just read it.
If you're incapable of doing that, you must be pretty dumb, or new to the whole idea.
TheLordSod 11 months ago
@TheLordSod He's making a joke. That's what comedians do.
RawCQC 11 months ago 5
@TheLordSod jesus fucking christ, he's a comedian not a proffesor. thanks einstein.
callmepot 9 months ago
@TheLordSod are u a fucking troll? he can obviously read a watch but his whole set wouldnt be very funny then would it u stupid cunt
Jagwa3 9 months ago
@Jagwa3 hey, spin on my dick spaztard. The guys not funny to people with an IQ of over 70. Poor you....
TheLordSod 9 months ago
@TheLordSod u should find him halarious then. what kind of insult is spaztard anyway?
Jagwa3 9 months ago
@Jagwa3 A politically incorrect and offensive one
TheLordSod 9 months ago
@TheLordSod nope wrong, it's a fucking shit one.
TheFatSteez 9 months ago
@TheFatSteez "nope wrong"? So you think its "pc" and inoffensive? wow....I'm guessing that many people have called you spaztard. Otherwise you wouldn't hate it so much, and you wouldn't have said those spaztarded things.
I can only express my sympathy at how spaztarded you must be. It must be a tough life, being a spaz AND retarded.
TheLordSod 9 months ago
@TheLordSod spaztard? lol, ur more of a joke than this hilarious video.
TheFatSteez 3 months ago
Yeah, my neighbours don't love me.
Oh, damn. He's fighting with his watch again... Why don't you just get a digital?
lexxidall98 1 year ago 2
Oh Damit hes fighting with his Watch again ROFLOL
screamoftw29 1 year ago
arj barker the funniest comedian ever!!!!!
kangarillafc28 1 year ago
YOU figure it out when your sittin' in that oval box, thinkin about what an asshole you you are! you got that regular watch? you got that ANALogue watch!(looks at audience) my neighbours don't love me!
MrRevolution108 1 year ago 2
omfg i pissed my self
iBsCraig 1 year ago
that guy really knows the time
RedBravo216 1 year ago
that guy REALLY knows the time
brynjones11 1 year ago
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Ambertimeberdis
DirectorJS 1 year ago
Abertimebedis
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hes soo cute :)
Jumpingqueen1996 1 year ago
I don't give a shit if my Casio doesn't work anymore!!
Milessmile 1 year ago 5
George Carlin did a bit on watches, he said he liked analog watches cause he can see it emotion, since it has a face! lol
cmak5 1 year ago
1000 Meters!!!!
happypenisintherear 1 year ago
He should host snl...
Brokenmarble 1 year ago 4
you could have a watch on each wrist and then you'll really impress the ladies, they'll be like that guy really knows the time.
MrTimmytanker 1 year ago 3
oh damn it! hes fighting with his watch again
belredd79 1 year ago 36
So I'll take it
Torkulguy 1 year ago
MY NEIGHBORS DONT LOVE ME
TheVampirefan1 1 year ago
LOFL ROFL LMAO LMFAO
AthleticsGirl22 1 year ago
he's ambertimeberdis
hahaha :)
MissCreativelyBored 1 year ago
@MissCreativelyBored hahahahahahahahaha funniest bit by far
411smiths 1 year ago
lmao, if im ever more than 3 meters below the surface of the water,guess what im doing....IM DROWNING TO DEATH! sooo true
DevillsReject 1 year ago 8
@DevillsReject your right
DevillsReject 1 year ago
What's the time regular watch?
Why don't you figure it out yourself muthafucka!
783Rhino 1 year ago
@jacksawild... If you are that serious about anything... You shouldn't breath...
Signal1956 1 year ago 4
If im more then 3 meters below the surface of the water guess what im doing. im drowning to death
and i dont give a shit if my casio works anymore!
Tsugo582 1 year ago
arj FTW
thespoonofdestiny117 1 year ago
if you thnk an analogue clock is difficult you shouldnt breed
jacksawild 1 year ago
@jacksawild he is a fucking comedian u wanker
harrisball 1 year ago
thanks digital watch, take 5
KirstenMildredWinona 1 year ago 3
The first time i ever saw Arj was on FOTC and he was my favorite. people make fun of me for loving this stuff in the 6th grade.
eggsnbacon45 1 year ago
if i'm under 3 metres underwater i'm drowning to death!!
amdigo 1 year ago 6
"Well I'm more of a human being... not like a f**king submarine... so..."
THEAZBLINK 1 year ago 3
"1000 meters. 1000 METERS!" well thats great sir, but... seeing as how im a human being. and not so much of a fuckin submarine... I don want that watch!
theflow1900 2 years ago 34
I met him in my hometown he perforemed there he signed my dvd and asked me my name i was so excited to see him i just stared at him like an idiot :D
BiRdiexxxx 2 years ago 9
hahaha. was he nice? thats AWESOME!
theflow1900 2 years ago
why dont you figure it out yourself muthafucka?
bebop4862 2 years ago 238
@bebop4862
LoL! The watch is alive!
rehzon 2 years ago
@bebop4862 For some reason I think of Eddie Murphy - Raw from that line.
Ninjanium 2 years ago
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funnyish, but carl barron is funnier
holl01 2 years ago
haha at 1:40
jazzer2126 2 years ago 4
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Is that Mark Harmon in the crowd at 1:11? xD
SPAZwazza 2 years ago
No. Looks more like Don Johnson if anything. Neither though.
77bogart 2 years ago
arj is such an awesome dude i saw him live when he opened for flight of the conchords and after the show i asked him for an autograph and he gladly accepted
hes both funny as hell and an awesome dude
KUbballer049 2 years ago 4
1:25 "That guy really knows the time!" Haha!
Baisemannen 2 years ago 6
woo for this weekend!
TehExile 2 years ago
lol
devious69 2 years ago
going to see him in november! can't wait!
yattababypies 2 years ago 4
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he says pruzzle at about 40 seconds in
onewingedangelthingo 2 years ago
wow!
cwalwyn 2 years ago
Ohh, you're a legend, dave.
CubFlanagan 2 years ago 7
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Funny stuff :P
JaymzLea 2 years ago 2
what DVD is this??? wats the name of this show???
monoxide219 2 years ago
"Arj Barker LIVE" I am not being a smart-ass, that is actually what it is called.
myelectricuniverse 2 years ago 9
pruzzle yay
bladesplice 2 years ago 2
did he say pruzel
MultiKAHN 2 years ago 7
rofl
SixShotMaryDown 2 years ago 3
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Didn't Seinfeld do the waterproof watch joke years ago?
Blitzoir 2 years ago
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Seinfeld's didn't work as well.. "That's great, sir, but, seeing as how I'm pretty much a human being..."
gsofficial 2 years ago
no u
godoftoast1989 2 years ago
"Why dont you figure that out for yourself Mutherfucker"
LMFAOO
RSsaad69 2 years ago 8
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arj barker gets all of his jokes from jason byrne, he cant think of his own jokes because he's a poo sucker mother shagger, GET A LIFE ARJ BARKER GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peace out
jeanierocks69 2 years ago
'poo sucker'? 'gosh!!!'? Kill yourself.
gongtatoot 2 years ago 2
yeah ARJ is the man!
weikaileno 2 years ago 6
YOU GOT THAT ANAL-LOG WATCH!!!!
TheLeEl 2 years ago
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his high voice tone makes it funny, he never gets a laugh without a scream of the word if you notice, just his style guess it works on silly people
geletmote 2 years ago
2:57 suggests you're a twat.
joeydendron 2 years ago
yeh very few joey
geletmote 2 years ago
Not silly people. People who appreciate that kind of humor.
breadisgood4U 2 years ago
0:45 lol
VraelVhalen 2 years ago
Hysterical!
TheFruitThtAteItself 2 years ago 7
why dont you figure it out for yourself
mother fuckerrrr
Yeah, my neighbours dont love me.
Leguitar1 2 years ago 89
Ambitimeberous... quality!
Sultan1212 2 years ago 8
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this is probably the worst stand up ive ever seen. JEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
jeanierocks69 2 years ago
and why is that? just want to know.
cece4comedy 2 years ago 5
shutup you cock sucking pussy bitch
leneontigre 2 years ago
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why dont you just call him a gay cunt and leave it at that haha
thatguy76273625 2 years ago
this guys great
handemeapickle 2 years ago 7
take 5 digital watch
BeatsAndPulses 2 years ago 8
everyone just shut the fuck up :]
ninanschell 2 years ago 2
wow ppl are really uptight here, seriously, if u dont lyk the commenting, o gee, heres an idea...dont fucking read it!!! Whats wrong with a smiley face or 2? SMILEY FACES ARE OUR GENERATIONS HERITAGE! Who cares if its all we've got? who gives a damn?! worry about ur own comment, i mean ur not comment master of the world, u dont need to check everyones comment and say "OH dear timothy, i think u'll find lol isnt a word please refrain from using it." Do us all a favour and get ur head outta ur ass
scarlotty123 2 years ago
bravo!
yzzabellishizzel 2 years ago 7
...
Fuck you
bigfoot1000bc 1 year ago
lmao him and rhys darby are to funny
airiker 2 years ago
"why dont you figure it out for yourself mother fucker?" lol : )
abhimanyu5 2 years ago 2
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xXHarbingerofDeathXx 2 years ago
wow. watch flight of the conchords if you like this guy.
FOTC05 2 years ago 6
amazing how wording it differently makes a world of difference, wasnt that funny on this one.
omezzz007 2 years ago
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why!
what is the point??
watch the video, laugh when its funny, then go to bed.
what could you possibly gain from commenting an exact copy of what was just said with a :) , a :D , a xD , afterwards. WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO! WE KNOW! ARJ BARKER IS FUNNY! HAHAHA I GET JOKES TOO! LOOK WHAT I HAVE IN COMMON WITH ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE!!!
emmapowell111 2 years ago
To indicate which part made us laugh the most... Duh
Token00000 2 years ago 3
No but seriously do you people think anyone cares if you like certain parts of the video? We're not going to get all smug and warm and cuddly and think "oh goody". We don't care. Say something that vaguely matters. Please.
MonsieurEss 2 years ago
You cant grasp the concept of repeating a funny part of something? Everyone does it in real life with movie quotes i.e "You don't wanna suck dick at fucking pussy!" - Super Bad. 'We don't care' ... Well "We" aren't trying to impress you dickhead. I thought you would of figured that out for yourself mother fucker :)
Token00000 2 years ago
".....yer my neighbors dont luv me."
haha best line
filletobigmac 2 years ago 2
hes ambratimebradious
Angelus2410 2 years ago 3
That guy really knows the time... LOLLL
Token00000 2 years ago 3
"why don't you figure it out for yourself mother fucker?" lol :]
ninanschell 2 years ago 6
Bahahahah I love it xD
Arthurb06 2 years ago
Arj Barker is a cutie
aBEEZi123z 2 years ago 22
hellz yeah XD
KagurasSacrifice 2 years ago 2
looks like he updated his watches and shoes bit, this was good but how he deliverd the previous version was great
Cavs75 2 years ago 2
i solved my pretzel! but all i got was the time
muck47 3 years ago
Funny man
alikill 3 years ago 2
Lol my bro saw him live LUCKY BUGGAR *PRICK* and got to MEET him FUCKING BUGGER!
Lol thts what arj said 2 him hes like those people ova there think ur a fucking LUCKy BUGGER
LilMissDarcyAKAdevil 3 years ago
hahaha his clock he makes with his arm is going backwards
johnnyoxley 3 years ago 3
not from his point of view it isnt.
theVirus7 3 years ago
at 0:37 he says pruzzle
darkapoc 3 years ago 8
So..?
panthermes 3 years ago
lol.......pruzzle
lrgdup 3 years ago 3
Prize+puzzle=Pruzzle. The best kind of strategic game. fun and filfilling =D
IdontdotheUtube 3 years ago 3
What? No way! COULD ANYTHING ELSE GO WRONG TODAY?!
so funny :D
nkinho 3 years ago 2
he never fails to crack me up
i love it!
PirateMonkey01 3 years ago
wow. that guy really knows the time.
asdfghasdfgh 3 years ago 9
Arj barker rules. one of my favorite comiediens
mewimage 3 years ago 12
lmfao if im ever more than 3 meters under the surface of the water, guess what im doing IM DROWNING TO DEATH
Chaosloki 3 years ago 11
My favourite part right there. lmfao
skelterella 3 years ago
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lol lol lol lol lol
deadlyhips 3 years ago 3
whats the word he says about having two watches. something like "that guy is ampertabutes" cant hear how to spell the word
Cheers
wanganui88 3 years ago
It's like ambi-time-berdis
2chillos 3 years ago 5
it's not a real word, so there's no way to spell it. it's a reference to "ambidextrous"
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36IZAAC36 3 years ago
solving the pruzzle haha
ahcomets33 3 years ago 2
he kinda sounded like Randay Savage the Macho Man when shouting at this watch.
mythcaller 3 years ago 3
'Vhy don't you figure it out for yourself, mazzafacka!'
ronismonis 3 years ago 18