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  • Another thing I noted about the road... is that he's not on it. Why trample some poor sod's wheat when there's a perfectly sevicable road within throwing distance?

  • A very minor quibble: There have been cases where roads would display two very prominent tracks, with a seeming gap in the middle historically. Wheel use leaves grooves, which in some cases were deliberately maintained (e.g. Warring States China, where changes in groove separation were used to control borders and toll vehicles), which might look somewhat like the picture. That said, those would be very wide grooves, of the sort unlikely before 1940ish.

  • I enjoyed Gladiator...so I'll just ignore this one blithely

  • @91Roadwarrior Commenting on it was not a good start.

  • @lindybeige You have me there

    

  • I remember thinking when I watched this, what's that crop supposed to be? It looks a bit odd to me although I have no idea how tall authentic roman cereals are supposed to be. It's more barley than wheat to my eyes but I wouldn't be surprised if they set up grass especially selected for its -willowy- effect.

  • It seems like most of the problems come from not wanting to spend days recreating things :p

  • Why not say what's wrong with every shot in Gladiator?

  • @kajillion It's partly to do with the length of time the universe has existed, and my lifespan in ratio to it.

  • Isn't he dead though? So doesn't that explain how he travels so quickly and why there are no boarders for the wheat? I haven't seen the entire movie though, I just sort of know the ending a bit.

    Did you ever see the Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut?

  • @MiRyRE He does the ride when he is very much alive, arriving to find his family murdered. He had galloped the whole way, which makes one wonder how the order to kill them arrived before he did. I supposed they faxed it through.

    No, I saw K of H at the cinema only.

  • @lindybeige

    Didn't the Romans have a system of messenger posts where a messenger could get his exhausted horse exchanged for a fresh one? If the messengers had access to fresh horses, but Maximus had only the one horse then thats a possible explanation.

  • @KaMiK2205 The Chinese had that for the Emperor, but I don't think the Romans did, and certainly not standing ready from anywhere to anywhere. Besides, Maximus gallops the whole way WITHOUT changing horses.

  • i initially liked the film gladiator but pretty soon after i come to find it extremely flawed...simialr thing happened with braveheart

  • well, yes ancient wheat was taller, but were'nt ancient people also a lot shorter (at least in egypt and around the mediterrainien in general)?

  • @IVscythia Not much, but a little, yes. They weren't midgets, though.

  • @lindybeige no, but 8-12 inches is still a significant difference, is it not? (although granted I dont know the average height of the ancient egyptians)

  • @lindybeige and anyway, I like your analasys as a whole

  • @IVscythia Depending on the time period and living conditions, a full grown man would be on average around 5'-5'6". Better food and water usually made the nobles a bit taller.

  • @IVscythia This is a question I have: are ancient Egyptians shorter compared to Modern Egyptians or to Europeans? In the latter case Egyptians are still shorter...

  • @initvesa Slightly, but not much.

  • Its wonderful to hear the word "Lorry" again.

  • Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ease do a gladiator review

  • The shot is not from when he have been riding his horse. its from when he meets his family in the afterlife.. just pointing that out

  • Gladiator was good for what it was, a movie. Not a historical documentary. I can notice much of what is wrong with it when watching it, but you must realize it is a movie, and a good movie at that.

  • someone prob already asked this question but did you like the movie Gladiator?

  • @APPLEPIE978 No.  I thought it was very dull. At one point I had to fight the urge to stand up in the cinema and call out "Anyone fancy a pint?"

  • I think that you meant "herbicides" rather than "pesticides" when talking about the absence of weeds.

  • @Wikimancer Yes, this has already been pointed out to me. If I turn pro, I might start writing scripts.

  • I stand corrected (maybe). The wheat I know has short "hairs", but it seems there are some sorts of wheat with long hair, similar to that of barley.

  • For a person who is so obsesses with historical accuracy, you seem to be quite happy with ignoring the fact that it isn't wheat but barley. I'm just teasing you ofc, since it doesn't really make a difference at all. Just saying, if you want to be very scrupulous, you should be it all the way through :D

    Anyways, as always it's been very entertaining watching you bash inaccurate historical depiction in Hollywood movies.

    Can you bash "The 13th Warrior" some time? As a Scandinavian I'd enjoy it alot

  • Unfortunately, I agree, and what you have said holds true for most of the film... With the budget funneled into it, one would have hoped that they would have used the money to create an accurate film. Rather then a very small number of accuracies nestled into a much bigger bundle of just wrong facts. And tied all around with what could have been a good fantasy plot, but wasn't very good at all. Great video, look forwards to more.

  • Literally had me in tears of laughter. If there was a list of 'blokes you should go for a pint with' you'd be on it.

  • for arguments sake: its possible the wheat could not be fully grown. also I got the impression that he was dead or dying in this scene, and either imagining his reunion with his family (that were also dead) or he was meeting them in the afterlife (hence the lack of weeds)

  • @bretlynn The wheat is not green, therefore it is grown (or all dead).

  • @lindybeige its afterlife wheat so it must be dead lol

  • too funny. i'd love to see him try to review Braveheart, but it would take too long.

  • You are funny.

    Did you find the movie enjoyable even with these inaccuracies?

  • @Keasri Actually, not much. I recall being very bored at one point. The real story of Commodus would have been far more interesting. It was all just daft from start to finish, often predictable, and when not predictable, disappointing.

  • We want a ''Loyd Rants while watching historical movies series!'' featuring loyd continiously pointing out the points which DO NOT BOTHER HIM while watching the movie. Pointing out all the fun intricate historical details that are purposely left out ofcourse for our own holywood experience.

  • @BrutusAlbion Perhaps the sellers of special-edition DVDs are missing out, and they should have a commentary track by people like me. Some might prefer it to directors' coming up with hind-sighted reasons for their decisions, and actors telling us how wonderful the rest of the casts were to work with.

  • @lindybeige Funny you should mention that. The Mystery Science Theatre guys have demonstrated that there's at least some demand for alternative commentaty with Rifftrax. Not sure how well the pacing of a historical innacuracies rant track would work, though.

  • Good thing he didn't see the movie mistake which features a man with jeans in the movie.

  • Do I detect a new Asterix character? Wheatabix?

    ;)

  • Also, I noticed one more thing the fimmakers obviously forgot, that Russel Crowe wasn't alive during that period in time. So logically, there should be 'no' man walking in that field.

    Oh hollywood.

  • Most people dont realise just how dull an absolutly historically accurate film would be.

  • @SuperJogvan I disagree. My experience is that realism makes films more interesting. When shown realism, people recognise it.

  • @lindybeige But stories must be slightly unbelievable.

  • @SuperJogvan Why? Is not truth stranger than fiction?

  • @lindybeige Yes, but only when it is abnormal. Example: "I went to the post office" - Truth. "I went to the post office and a cat slipped off the cutter and fell on my head" - Possibly also truth, but somewhat incredible, therefore interesting.

  • The only part of Gladiator I liked was the first 5 minutes, in spite of the machine-gun archers and the other glaring errors. The movie went WAAAY downhill after that, and Commodus didn't die in the Arena but was choked to death by a gladiator-friend hired by his wife, his mistress, and a gaggle of nasty senators.

  • May I suggest another two films?

    Brave Heart - with so many historical inaccuracies it becomes a satire, mainly the battle of Stirling Bridge.....with out the bridge (maybe the budget was short)

    And

    The latest and most appauling Robin Hood, in which a ledgendary character 'invents' Magna Carta and soaks his bow string only to be able to shoot straight and kill the 'baddie'

  • Now that was both interesting and funny, although I also understand the needs for the producer to cut down special effects costs where it's not strongly needed. And obviously gladiator wasn't meant to be an historical movie.

    Anyway I greatly appreciate the efforts you made in editing and adding fancy animations to this, and I think you should be proud of the final result. It's not like I don't like your face in your regular videos, but I'm now expecting more of that kind in the future.

  • The road isn't straight. 

  • @MrDeverill Not all roads in the Roman Empire were dead straight. Many of the major ones were fairly straight, though.

  • Not 100% certain but I thought that RC was supposed to be riding back from Dacia, not Northern Germany.

    Still, he couldn't have ridden that in twenty four hours...

    There is a persistent problem with costume designers using leather where they should be using chain, steel or bronze for armours.

    Good criticism of the film.

  • you should make a new series with you ranting about inaccuracies in movies :D

  • Was ancient wheat that much taller than an average individual? I've seen fields of Emmer and Einkorn wheat (supposedly ancient cultivars) and they're nowhere near head height, even allowing for relatively shorter ancient Egyptians. I suppose those too might have changed over the centuries.

  • Your voice sounds a lot different in this video...

  • @hathiphnath Yes, and I don't entirely like it. I recorded it under my duvet. On the plus side, it means far less hiss, and greater clarity. However, I noticed a remote and sneering tone in my voice that normally isn't there.

  • @lindybeige This is historical documentary narration voice, not "youtube video about what is wrong with a movie with Russell Crowe in it" voice!

  • i like your videos very much . there is only one thing that kinda bugs me and its when you speak your voice only come out of my right speaker .

  • @skots That is odd. No one else has reported this, and I did record this one in both speakers.

  • You know what I'd love to hear to tear apart? the last samurai, which I find in comparison to other such films, to be remarkably accurate.

  • I have to say I really like how you ignore things.

  • I could say that this is supposed to be the roman afterlife as it is shown after he dies in the film, so everything could be different i guess! You actually missed the main thing wrong, the fact that it isn't even Russel Crowe in the picture! Great vid as always.

  • You sure its not just tall grass? My neighbor hasnt cut their's in...well, quite a long time. It kinda looks like wheat now but isnt as tall as "ancient wheat". Sorry if it was actually stated in the movie that it was wheat. I havent watched it in a long time. Also, great point about the road.

  • The hight of ancient wheat is why they managed with sicles and reaping hooks instead of scythes. It can be hard to find rural landscapes unaffected by the modern world for filming. But I suppose Riddley Scott did not try very hard when he filmed the the opening battle in a plantation forest with regular rows of Pinus Radiata of the same age.

  • @MrMonkeybat I love the shot in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves when they say they'll hide in Sherwood Forest, and the camera zooms in to a modern straight-rowed conifer plantation.

  • more historical inaccuracies rants!!!

  • aha, follow detail buff!

  • another lindybeige classic

  • actually, thumbs up if you'd want lloyd to say what's wrong with every shot in gladiator :-)

  • I love you. Really, I do.

  • Isn't this this scene from the END of the movie? So he's dead in this scene and didn't really gallop anywhere at all. When he rides home in the beginning, he's in brown rags and his wife and son are burnt along with the rest of the property.

  • @awlach8 Yes, this is a fantasy scene. After his astonishing gallop, he finds his wife murdered. It was a complication irrelevant to my point, unless, perhaps, it were argued that a Roman's vision of paradise would be like a modern landscape.

  • nice

  • Yeah its a movie, i think we all know its not suppose to be vary historically accurate. But one would think that they would at least make a good attempt.

  • You just had to pick EVERY detail that is wrong about Gladiator. Not that i oppose it, in fact i just happen to hate almost every goddam hollywood history movie. ESPECIALLY BRAVEHEART. YOU SHOULD DO BRAVEHEART NEXT.

  • This is him going to heaven so its just an hallucination caused by massive blood loss basically its bound to be full of mistakes the human mind cant create perfectly flawless images

  • Damn you, lindybeige! I'm supposed to sleep now, but you're too damn interesting!

  • Could we expect rants of ourage or perhaps praise over the recent TV-series "Game of Thrones" coming up soon?

    I personally enjoy this series very much, but how, might one wonder, does the combat stand up to the standards of Lloyd?

  • @revesvans I haven't seen Games of Thrones, but I asked about it and was told that it is not set in any specified historical place or time.

  • @lindybeige Yes, A Games of Thrones is set in the fictional world of Westeros.

  • Not to sound completely against your arguments, but do you truly expect the filmmakers to get every single small aspect of a location or costume correct? Sometimes I'm sure they are ignorant of the truth of ancient locale, or armor, or anything of the sort, but I don't expect them to have every detail perfectly represented. In other words it still appears to be "good enough."

    Sorry if I seem hostile--that is not my intention--but I just feel as if you sometimes expect too much from Hollywood.

  • @MitsuhideTheVagrant The costume designer for this film stated flatly that the way the people actually dressed back then "wouldn't have worked". Arrogance of that level I find distasteful.

  • Gladiator is a fun movie...if shockingly inaccurate.

  • surely you mean herbicide not pesticide?

  • @4wilkinsons Did I say pesticide? Whoops. I really ought to listen to what I say.

  • @lindybeige I dislike being overly critical but considering the content of the video I thought it appropriate.

    Also, keep these videos coming!

  • So, did you like the movie?

  • We need a new series: Lloyd watches Gladiator Rant

    It would be awesome to see you tear down the fabrications of hollywood and present the real accurate historical facts

  • @MikaelDryden

    I second this! If Lloyd would produce a series of himself watching movies and critiquing them for historical accuracy I would buy three copies of each!

  • Well Egyptians were 4ft tall, while Russel Corw looks around 6 ft tall. To get teh aspect ratio right you would have to hir a short actor or grow some very tall wheat.

  • @erock195 Ancient Egyptians were an average height of 5:3. Russel Crowe's height is 5:10 while the average Roman of the time was around 5:5

    Russel could have been shortened by the old studio trick of having the actor walk in a hidden trench for the wheat scene. However to gain the same effecting action of the wheat tips touching the actor's hands they would of had to put him on horseback.

  • @Divertedflight Or he could have looked up into the sun through the ears of wheat. Where do you get your heights from? Many estimated heights have been adjusted upwards in recent years.

  • @lindybeige Where did I get my heights from? Just notes taken from the internet over the years from those who've done studies on found skeletons. Actually it just occurred to me that the averages I mentioned would probably include females; so naturally the standard soldier would of been taller than the figures I gave.

    Interestingly the height of the average European actually went up after the fall of the Roman empire.

    My guess is that it was due to the influx of Germanic groups.

  • @erock195 They do still grow spelt, and you can buy it in shops. Given that until recently most filmic chainmail was knitted and sprayed silver, asking them to get agricultural vistas right is maybe too great an ask. Lloyd misses entirely, of course, that Maximus fantasised his whole life about wandering his land on stilts. Why are his wife and child wandering down the road miles from home, more to the point, and why is he standing in the middle of a field, trampling a path through his own crop?

  • SHEEP!!! :)

  • Great one!! I really enjoy watching these.

    Those are some goaty-looking sheep, though ... dang ... :-)

  • @KatyaS69 Stand by for goats in a future vid.

  • @lindybeige if your going to make a video saying that livestock of today dosnt look like it used to anyone who has been to an impoverished nation knows that, a combination of selective breeding and understanding of genetics leaves us with the super sheep/ super cows of today

  • Woah aha, totally owned that movie. But what do you honestly expect? It's a movie, it's not supposed to be realistic, unless you want it to be a documentary or something. Still I rather enjoyed the video!

  • @quicke47 Problem is that quite a lot of people watch movies and think it's real. Gladiator has some mitigating factors; but consider movies like King Arthur and Braveheart, these don't give any clue at all that they are completely unhistorical.

  • @quicke47 Considering that it's a movie based on history, it kind of ruins your sense of identification with the world it portrays if you're able to point out all sorts of things wrong with it.

  • @quicke47 Just remembered a few others. Alexander has an Alexander the Great who looks more like he is from Norway, and The Last Legion a legionary who looks like he is from Jamaica.

    Sometimes I feel Monty Python and the Holy Grail is more historically accurate than half the "historical" Hollywood movies.

  • @Crossbowman Well Alex the Fab was blond. Colin Farrell, though, was rather obviously a _bottle_ blond, although even these did exist in the ancient world. Roman women liked to bleach their hair. The body of a high-status negress was found in Roman-period York last year. But yes, Monty Python did get much right that others failed with. Life of Brian is great. Half the cast were history graduates.

  • Wasn't this taken from after he dies and returns to his family in spirit or something? Fuck if I can remember much about that film.

  • @TheAssist It was a fantasy sequence, yes, in which he meets his still-living wife. In the film, he makes the journey to find her dead. I didn't have time to explain this.

  • Another thing is, that is Hordeum... not Wheat...

    oh i feel like a country bumpkin xD

  • @FaakedLillebror Which - the close-up with the weeds?

  • @lindybeige no, the picture from gladiator... the grains has WAY to long hairs to be even ancient wheat... :)

  • @lindybeige Hordeum is like barley. This is a barley field.

  • What was...Interesting... But not as interesting as your points about weaponry or rants about various things. ;)

  • There is simply not enough time for you to criticize every single frame of the movie Gladiator.

  • @ChaohsiangChen At the speed of this video, it would take longer than the age of the universe.

  • I would watch, and enjoy, you objecting to every shot in Gladiator.

  • @Dagon17 I concur.

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