Outrageous John Mayer Quotes in the Form of a Song

[ROCKanies]

i am very v- e-r y

[DavidCookFan146]

Fucking fails.

[DJpopel]

WTF is this bulshit? Comparing himself to blackas and then hes talking bout masturbation-vacation. lol seriously this is too retarded for me to get mad about it. Still deserves a beatdown tho.

oh yeah and SLIPKNOT RULES YOU FUCKING 80s CUNTS!

SEE MY 9 AND TREMBLE BUJI BITCHES.

Masturbation vacation. Heh.

[thmountaineer2010]

um, can i smash these two dumbasses in the face with a guitar now?

[Uz2Brockstar]

Goodangel you prob smell like dead fish....

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

I'm still waiting (waiting) waiting on John Mayer to change.

[GoodAngel445]

I don't get how he got so many girls in hollywood. Thouse girls could get whoever they wanted and they picked a guy who says he is a veary? I'm some girl in ohio and I would rather date dead fish.

[ldmonahan1]

@GoodAngel445 You ma'am have restored my faith in humanity

[darkfirelights]

He makes no damn sense.

[hollaboutit]

cenk is a pothead! he was sitting in the room when "those outrageous quotes" that he didn't hear was made. they looked soooo baked!

[skidawg22]

I think a certain Family Guy moment is appropriate here:

"That's enough, John Mayer!"

After all this, you have to feel sorry for Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Aniston. What a douche - and his music sucks.

[maestro723]

@skidawg22 his music sucks? You might want to check your own playlist. Justin Bieber and Katy Perry dont count, sir.

[skidawg22]

@maestro723 They suck, too.

[maestro723]

@skidawg22 so I am guessing you like the Jonas Brothers. oh no wait you must be one of those SLiPKn0T ruLZ biiTcHeS \m/ people?

[skidawg22]

@maestro723 Are you on crack or something? Most popular music post-1995, in my opinion, is garbage and it's all Kurt Cobain's fault. Not that it's any of your business, but I'm more of an 80's music fan.

[9reasy5am]

the funniest part: it actually had some cool guitar riffs.

[ButterOnMyBiscuit]

hahahaha this song is fuckin hilarious.....

by the way...who the fuck is john mayer

[mkhomero]

That's the funniest thing I've heard today.

[watermelonygoodness]

This is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for posting.

[Jogicat]

lol too awsome

[cloclo902003]

This is fucking awesome!

[rphaider123]

whats with all the purses? hes like that guy from the hangover

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

@rphaider123 It's a sachel

[SkreetGil]

Intelligence ...fail

[SwampThizzle]

Daisy Duke or David Duke?

[ChunkyMilkification]

the latter

[SwampThizzle]

So his David Duke penis is hard for Daisy Duke, who is sexual napalm. Got it. This dude's a crazy retard.

[Reqrezentin]

Hahaha, not David!

[gyizi]

love it!

[halcyon0830]

David Duke is far LESS racist than ALMOST ALL OF THE REPUBLICANS THAT EXIST IN AMERICA.

John Mayer is FAR LOWER than David Duke.

[NovaFett79]

Thanks everyone for the awesome comments. You guys rock. Check out my myspace, too. Shoot me a message if you have any other funny song ideas!

[Minkki82]

this is so random. why does tyt hate john mayor? like from these interviews, he seems like a dick, but so what. this is like the third or fourth video in which they are hating on him. why?

[kelveneleven]

probably from the same day

[GUCCImontana420]

mayer is certified douche baggery!

[Franco187]

I was expecting it to be quite crappy but in fact it's very well done!

[ReeceLeonard]

I love his music. But I hate HIM.

[jo05dk]

Good job Chris. Actually i think the music made the quotes stand out even more, if that's possible. It sorta fittet his "i'm so important" attitude.

[amkd215]

Omg. Amazing.

[OverEmphasize]

Simply beautiful.

[SupaAmi]

lmfao, John Mayer is a self-important nutjob.

[irtimed]

He can play.

[captcrais101]

I used to like John Mayer

[SupaAmi]

Me too... I had no idea he was this obnoxious and arrogant until TYT started covering his interviews. I never would have guessed he's like that.

[lmcdowall]

LMAO!!!

[Dradeeus]

XD That's awesome.

[Georgoking]

Awsome;) LOL

[electronicoffee]

Not very funny..

[Priestshooby]

John needs help.. He's WACK!

[RealCaptainAmerica]

Awesome. Mad props, and a free hood pass to Chris!

[hereweare23]

This was so funny. So much more douche-like when set to a beat.

[like2seeit86]

Awsome song, John Mayer is 1 funny bastard.

[Diatonic5th]

The part about Mayer f*cking every former boyfriend in the ass is brilliant!

[yuukisama2001]

This is killing me. He's such a douche that you either hate/love him. I hate this guy so much that it's funny. Hahahaha!!!

[Dhesyca]

You mean you love to hate him? That's how I feel about Sarah Palin.

[333vonvon]

Wow. I'm surprised at the way the "lyrics" actually flowed and rhymed. lol

[Cutchswife]

HUGE douche! Great song tho lol

[flowergirl1313]

is there douche rehab? because if there is, Mayer needed to go for 28 days

[MediaLynxLLC]

This was stupid and a waste of my time.

[audadvnc]

Man, after that Playboy interview I'd be surprised if JM ever gets a date again in his life!

[BeeferPig]

except he will. some girls will sleep with anyone famous

[AndreSiraSebastian]

Funny but Cenk, it don't make no sense to have prejudices

[DJCooL4]

make this downloadable

[tommyenglish1]

what a twat

[kif868]

lmfaoooooooo!

I'm mad I liked it.

[queenboxi]

i like how much of it rhymed

[lixueryo]

hahaaaa as john seen this :P

[cymandekj]

lol

[kamay81]

I'm pretty sure Kanye's upcoming album will feature at least one "hood pass" reference.

Then Akon, T.I, Jay Z, Lil' Wayne, and Chris Rock will follow. John Mayer, way to start a rough year!

[MissNophi2U]

/watch?v=COC-CqEzkno

[guatepower]

Best song ever, and also worst interview ever lol

[thanks4tuningin]

oh lord why am i dancing to this song lol

[AlphaQSilly]

I wonder if Kanye and Dave Chappelle are still friends with him. Have they said anything about this?

[netagoo]

jhon mayer is a dush

[Oli3TB76]

*clicking fingers and bopping head*

[GrownupPhan]

His publicist should be fired for letting him yap like that. Just ick.

[kekkan]

I'm just very! Very! Very! V.E.R.Y

[bgcorporation]

John Mayer started off awesome. Now, he's...yeah.

[Dhesyca]

he was awesome?

[bgcorporation]

Well, I mean I enjoyed his music at least. Before his personality became apparent to the world.

[Dhesyca]

I can respect that. Not that you need my approval or anything xP But it reminds me a bit of Tom Cruise: I was cool until his insanity began to shine.

[RAMKING61]

"This is your brain on drugs..."

[hysteriahpc]

John Mayer is crazy. Nobody ever asked him "what is being black"? He's full of shit, and that's all that came out of his mouth during this interview.

[theheat151]

I bet either Dave Chappelle or Kanye West asked him that.

[hysteriahpc]

Ana seem's very preoccupied during this clip. She's say's " em hum', and that's all. She either really doesn't care about this story, or is ready to go home. I don't really care about this story myself, so maybe that's it.

[Dhesyca]

Thanks, Chris. Thanks man, you rock. I'm not just saying it cuz i'm drunk. srsly. thanks.

*5 stars, fave*

[HeatLegs]

Lol.

[dioseolo]

This is priceless.

[Linseal]

rofl, this is fucking great, but I am fucking drunk. lol

[dEdGrimley]

Mayer=Dick.

Interpret how you will.

[arbuckle1029]

Hearing about John Mayer leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Ever since I listened to his Crossroads cover.

[TheCelticNinja]

itunes?

[coffee396]

Ok this is the second time I hear of this John Mayer dude and I do not want to know who he is, I won't even wikipe it.

[PowerSprinter]

hes really not that bad at all

he actually is talented, hes just really funny and polictically incorrect

[Randomambusher]

He's funny, just not "ha ha" funny

[PowerSprinter]

well it depends, he can be pretty funny

im not a fan at all btw, i have just read some of the things he says

[SeBakasam]

...And a David Duke cock!

Chris deserves Turk of the Week. Come on, that was... Awesome.

[LethalSystem]

FIRST!!!

[Ex0dus111]

Rilly?

[memama411]

im a very, im just  very, V ..E... R... Yyyy,

[cory72187]

john mayer used to be pretty good.

but now hes just a fuckin tool.

[ooMONKEYoo]

zZzZzZzZ...

[thispigwenttomarket]

Ah, when being "intense" goes seriously wrong. I still don't feel sorry for JM. :)

[SAMMIERULES0626]

jhbv

[dvid22]

is this a real song cause if it is wow.

[MoPapparani]

Zebrahead has a better Playboy song....called Playmate of the Year....great video too!

[cdm0014]

LOL i though some of the sht in that song was made up

[joeyrotten101]

not first :(

[TheDuckofLaw]

this song was actually pretty damn good.  Mayer might be hiring, eh?

[dugalicious]

Lolol

[cdm0014]

haha

[memama411]

WOW! he really broke-it-down! what a wacko.

[ARTAthletix]

You just had to bring Sarah palin into this

[globydudems]

lol i looked at the tags and saw cock. i rotfled

[immanuelx2]

10rd

[Prancerella]

And there goes the remaining fragments of my sanity.

[deepsnowed]

wow

[bcforn64]

YESSSS!!!!! :D