Len's 私は人間じゃないから English Subs

[narutomasterhikari]

Wait, he doesn't have to worry because he's a robot so he can get surgery to have the possibility! Problem solved.

[sonicfan6574]

dear god

[MagiRuan]

DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY



[immalikelol]

Umm.... Len is a bloke :-/ unless he's really a.... GIRL!

Len, is there something you are not telling us??

[Sinshana]

"Spurt into my other door..."

OH GAWD LEN. NO.

[noroishi]

And you don't have 18! What the Fujoshi make this video?

[noroishi]

Oh my god, Len! You're HENTAI!

[giobbistar21]

@Orangeninja5000 so being a guy vocaloid and wanting to be pregnant is not gay? Ok then... Weird.

[sufizarocks]

This is both hilarious and disgusting.

Len, you really need therapy.

[Kairibeachga]

<3 this song



[mirrorsoundappend]

Dat annotations LoLoLoLoLoLoL.....

[Vaffisuco]

HE'S TWELVE. JAPAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[KagamineSydmay]

@Vaffisuco Len is 14. In Japan the consent age is 13.... and I think this song is soposted to be a parody....

[Vaffisuco]

@KagamineSydmay Oh yeah, sorry, forgot that his Append made him older. And this is a parody of As if I were Human originally by Deadball/featMiku. Just as suggestive, only in female form.

[LoMJJfan]

Ummmm

[Orangeninja5000]

@giobbistar21 Unecessary

[chunkymunky567]

I thank the wondeful people who annotated and made me partically pee on myself

[giobbistar21]

GAAAAAAAY!!!!

[juzinhabio89]

Am I the only one who thinks that when Len says heaven's door he means orgasm?

[juzinhabio89]

When he said "something grew inside me" the annotation saying "RIN! GET OUTTA THERE!!" made me fall from my chair! XD

[juzinhabio89]

The best part is when he says "I'm longing for having your child" XD Everyone got Da fuck!?

[peachesX2217]

I faved just for the annotations. xD

[zloidz]

Change the name into english so everyone could find it.

[MemubureinDibbu]

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH.

[Zeldaeevee64]

What?

[lanagirl007]

You just know Kaito's watching this with a pedo smile...

[The7thSplatter]

Woah, I bet Len's fangirls won't be happy when they find out Len's wants a guy, not a chick. -.-

[xXChibiTaokakaXx]

.....The fact that he likes bananas does not help. AT ALL. e_e

[belldandygemini]

LOL "PENIS-NO BABIES" xD does fangirls/fanboys sure want his babies!

[OtakuGurl014]

guys can get pregnant. they can have a girl reproductive system and get pregnant and have a C-section to get the baby out.

[punkrose1225]

I'm laughing SO MUCH from these annotations XD

[emandude03]

How do I add annotations? Im such a noob...

[punkrose1225]

@emandude03 i don't think you can anymore D:

[spartanJ79]

WTF did i just read?

[SuFinsLovechild]

Why don't you just go ask Master to fix you so you CAN get pregnant, Len? :D

[imagoofygooberer]

Lol maybe i'm not a girl *falls out of chair laughing*

[PineappleFeet379]

......oh..oh..my..Len..that is..something i didn't know about you...o-o

[MyLovelessNeko]

XD I can't help but to laugh/blush at the annotations.... i had to turn them off....

[LilyAnimelianGu123]

(,,#ﾟДﾟ) !!!!!

[kyuketsukisan19]

-_- I can totally see this as Grell's theme song.

[TheKalamari123]

Lol i like the "ill see your ass in divorce court len" annotation

[PuddingGirl999]

no...just no ಠ_ಠ read the annotions :DD they make everything funnier -rin

oooooooooo, i wanna try out this dress :3 -len

e.o dude, you like just friggin sang about getting pregno and nao you want a dress? you ok?! -rin

i love this pink color :3 i think it suits me, i think i'll name it...oathnksfn! :DD -len

e.o -rin

oathnksfn, the most betuiful dress i ever seen -len

tasey! hot pink and sparkly! *tazes len* :DD neru, carry him to the theripist -rin

[DeathsBestBitch]

I find this song kinda sad... T.T for once I support an obvious Len Fangirl song due to the sorrow of Len not being able to birth a child, I have the same problem in life but myn the fact I'm not a boy and can't let the woman of my dreams bere the twins she always hoped for. Ahh gotta stop this comment starting to hurt in my chest.

[BirdsPoemForever]

Umm...?What happened right now?

[DeathsBestBitch]

@BirdsPoemForever Since Len is sad because he is inable to give the man he loves a child due to the fact he too is a boy, I am able to understand since I am a girl and I cannot impregnate my girlfreind. I felt sad because It's quite a weak spot I have.

[Ruririn02]

The annotations... they are so weird...

[shinichixranxbrsa]

oh come on!!!! man....

[Bingedit]

Len: Can I fly without wings in the moonlit night?

Annotation: You'll kinda crash to the ground and die.

Me: LOL. So "positive" aren't ya?

[emandude03]

Spurt? o.o

[Inubros]

STOP POSING ON THE F.EN SONG >:(

[Strawbewycat]

I like this more than miku's :l

[SilentStalkerX]

This is kinda...somewhat....uh....*rep­lace this spot with synonym for happy/jolly/cheerful*

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

the magic of fangirls shall help you out Len :3

[MusiqueCity]

Does anyone else see the massive boner on Len? Anyonnne?

[234Spotman]

This is going in my WTF playlist...

[xXasphyxieXx]

I'm torn between being amused, creeped out and feeling sorry for Len. How is this song meant to be taken, anyway? I suppose you're meant to laugh at it ...

[valkerymillenia]

@xXasphyxieXx The song is originally Haku's, that should help it make more sense to you, no?

This is just a Len cover, not an original ^^'

[valkerymillenia]

@xXasphyxieXx oh and the original song is called "as I am not human" not "maybe i'm not a girl"

[xXasphyxieXx]

@valkerymillenia Yeah, I know the original isn't by Len. But because he's a boy, I was just a little confused. I mean, it seems to be a parody, but imo it's still really sad, so yeah^^;; But I'm pretty sure that this is actually Miku's song originally, not Haku's. /watch?v=sPS3GQkL5Jc Not like it really makes a difference though.

[valkerymillenia]

@xXasphyxieXx Original song by Haku - watch?v=blVxYEMbVFk

[Slyuken]

hahahaha XDDD

[Weefacation]

I LOVE THIS!!!!

Its so fucking cute beyond words!!

I really do hope he gets pregnant <333

[CutieElric]

stupid annotations!

[dlwitness]

This song should have more viewer... maybe because it's title isn't english.

[iosoylamaru]

Len is so shota in this song ouo

[Peachyj06]

how's it weird?

i thought he was gonna sing the exact same thing as miku.. then i'd be creeped out....

[animegirljrs]

This video made me cry...-.- It's not funny.

[GumiMegpoid16]

lmao

[Kittensrme]

I loved len untill he turned gay

DARN to much love turnes him gay

[TifaLochrt]

@Kittensrme what's wrong with him being gay? _

[Rreyou]

lol i came here from yahoo answers...

XD

[HAHAMYNAMEISWEASEL]

:O...there are no words to describe the emotion I feel right now, however, Len, are you saying I don't want to be a girl but I want to be pregnant. You can't have it both ways, shota-boy.

[234pg786]

I blame Kaito.

[IXAmXDeathXBee]

Wait I'm confused... boys aren't supposed to cross their arms in public? O.o"" ... *isn't confused by the mpreg stuff*

[234pg786]

Dohohoho, this time the GIRL gets the GUY pregnant. >:3

[SparrowHeart1]

Is it wrong that I laughed? :,D

[Luvianne]

i love all the annotations. i dont know whether to burst out laughing at them or disgusted by len's disturbing words ಠ__ಠ

[MalchikPride]

...I love this song about m-preg. c:

I kinda know how he feels in this song though. :c I wish us guys could get preggers. *doesn't care about all the pain and stuff*

[picklini]

@MalchikPride

Awww!! How heartfelt~~

There's always adopting..! Even though that isn't entirely the same....

Oh, and I love your username, by the way!

[MalchikPride]

@picklini Ah. Thanks. c:

Yeah....but adopting isn't the same ya know? *shrug*

[picklini]

@MalchikPride

Aww! Well....just wait for science to help, I suppose?

Though you'll probably be fifty by the time that happens...

[crazysquirellz]

If len became a girl i would gladly be a lesbian |3

[LaurenHakusKid]

@crazysquirellz

That's what Rin's for! :D

[murcielago440]

O///////////////O 2:53...... LOLOL

[HeartlessPenguin]

what the hell is going on

[modernnitestar]

@HeartlessPenguin i know.... right.....

[NadiaEveStudio]

damn grell did you write this song  or something? //lol kuroshitsuji ref//

I fell in love with this song in an instant >:D

[PopPrincesses]

I am in love with the annotations. They just make this song so much more epic.

[excrazyman]

I think this video broke the annotation limit.

Seriously, there's like 5 per second.

No, more like 20.

Anyways, good luck Len. Get the programmers to give you a sex change, you'll have your wish :P

[Jgirlox24]

@excrazyman Isn't Rin the female version of Len though? LOL

[emoneko585]

@Jgirlox24 .... no. rin means right and len means left, meaning they're "negative and positive" or "copies of each other ( twins )"

[SparkytheCatChu]

SHET THIS SONG IS DEMENTED!!!! (favs) >:D

[ladyGagaFan566]

My favourite part is from 1:30-1:41 *_*

[loveakira4ever]

WTF LEN WANTS TO BE PREGGO>?!?!??!? wow len i didnt know u were perb >//////< but i still love yah XD WAIT THEN U DONT LOVE RIN!?!?! HOW THE HECK R U GANNA EXPLAIN U BEING PREGGO TO HER???!? (lol i couldnt go more than 30 secs of laughing) *dies from len saying such embarassing things*

OHOHOH WHEN LEN IS DRUNK HE GOES GAY xD thats the only explanation

[234pg786]

@loveakira4ever Maybe he shouldn't hang aroung Haku and Meiko XD

[cloudy662]

Love when Len sings I love you, and all the annotations go "I love you too!"

I love you too, Len!!

[Angelrocks]

LOOOOOOOOOOL one of the annotations said "I don't think you can get preggo from the back door" hahahaha

[celestexxwolf]

omg XD

[AlphaEbony]

...well, Len, you ARE voiced by a girl. It could be possible? >.>

[JAMandICE]

How do you add annotations??

[ycart3285]

I couldn't even listen to the song because I was pausing to read the annotations! Oh my, they made the song.

[CrystalPhoenix12]

The annotations make everything 10x more epic.

[lalainthecircus51]

All of the annotations made me laugh so hard. I can't even believe it.

[YukikoKiku]

I laughed throughout the whole song because of the annotations X'D

[royaltyler1]

You all want to discharge into Len!

[TorchicBlaziken313]

It would be funny if Miku sung this XD

[TorchicBlaziken313]

I love how he says that he wants to be a YOUNG girl, and believes that a YOUNG boy can have a child.

[FangzV]

I love you annotations, even now.

MOst of all, I love the dead silence of them toward the end.

But...if you think of it enough, then the song's kind of actually really sad.

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

.................mind fuck.

[jenjen7897]

Len... Someone plz help this poor boy!

[bellaswan840]

how do u add annotations on a vid cuz i hav ton of comments to make on this vid

[juzinhabio89]

Anyone knows any more vocaloids videos with annotations??? I saw one of the Yami no Ou of Kaito once but I can't find it anymore...

Any videos plz! It's soooo hylarious!!!!

[juzinhabio89]

I've just watch 1:10 so far and I'm already dying!!! The coments are hylarious!!!!!

[corazones2000]

yeah viva el spam



[ninjarock765]

e-e what is this i don't even....Len....I think we need to sit down and have a talk. No matter what Kaito has told you so far....

[AliceParade13]

Am I the only one who finds this song... I don't know... genuinely sad? Not hilarious, or gross, but genuinely sad and sort of heartbreaking?

Idk, maybe it's just me.

I love this song as well as it's other version, and Wash My Blood

[kariuchiha16]

@AliceParade13 it is sad...i think so too.

[xXSouthParkFujoshiXx]

... now we just need Ristu to sing this. :T

[Hollow9786]

how do you add annotations

???

[zerovalentine112]

i can ever think of len the same way ever again O_o JK xD but this song is so awkward

[Darkherochaos]

"And i cant grow any breasts" len, you say that as if you want to have some......... LEN. GET OVR URSELF LOL YOU NOW SCARE ME

[xXxWhiteairxXx]

Len what did Miku/Luka/Meiko teach you!?!? 8"D

[Brynnabin]

...is anybody else laughing yet...? Ok, ok, I'll wait...now?....ok now? Yeah---yeah you are. YUP. your ROFLLYMFAOLABAMF. whoever figures that one out, you probably wrote this song.

[EnragedYaoiFanGirl]

As if the lyrics weren't disturbing enough...

For those of you who don't know.

When he says "Take me to heavens gate"

He's pretty much referring to having an orgasm.

[darkshadowsrok]

i like the lyricist for this song...they also wrote the lyrics to "wash my blood" by luka...this lyricist is awesome XD

[theLooneyLibrarian]

Len-kun...just because you were voiced by a woman doesn't mean you can bear children now. I'm sorry.

[Sas5043]

Holy Shit...

Rin, please smack some sense into him. O_O

[hayabusagangster]

omg epic 8D U CAN DO IT LEN!!! <3

[wolfwisher13]

Um wow O.o

[wolfwisher13]

Um wow O.o

[kiyukitty]

beginning of song: ^ ^ yay another song to listen to and enjoy!

middle of song:o.e what am i listening to?

end of song: DX dies

but i like the song still.

there must be something wrong with my haed...

[IceAngel262]

Oooooh Len. The lyrics, they're innocent yet dirty!!!

[kagenohana1]

A pregnant male robot....... biology has failed us all.

[frostyman116]

so len thinks he can get pregnat if a guy does it in his butt O.e

len you need to go back to health class, NOW

[PikaChibi94]

I just heard Yuki's version and i love it...i hope her lyrics arent like this..

[emroseluv]

And this my friends, is how Len Started to dress as a girl THUS creating Imitation black :')

Beautiful is it not? xDD

[kingdomheartsxbleach]

yay 100th like ^^ 

[Private2ClassLalala]

this song is good! is there a site or something where i can download it?

[PikaChibi94]

@Private2ClassLalala You could use nicosound or a youtube video converter/

[TheKecyoRedFire]

20$ says that if he were real the fan girls would defy logic and make him pregnant cuz dats just how we do things ;)~

[SonicZeroX]

I wish I could read Japanese just so I could see thier comments on this song as well...

[YukikoKiku]

Great thanks alot Len. Now I have a real craving for Lenka doujins. Just great

[xMikuxMadx]

right..well then..moving on! (i thought mikus ver. was wierd!)

[lilinu15]

o////O Don't just stand there, Kaito! Impregnate him! NOWWW~! <333

[TheKecyoRedFire]

@lilinu15 Can i record? and pass out oils? *takes out camra and oils* :D 

[Thousandmasternagi1]

um.....wow

[KyonKun0993]

Oh Len... I know exactly how you feel TnT

[Lilytooth]

@KyonKun0993 This is my favorite comment on this video. It is actually relevant to the song's message and isn't just saying it's funny or gross. And if I were you I wouldn't be able to say that. I'd be much too afraid.

[KyonKun0993]

@Lilytooth Thanks... this song made me think of how great it'd be to give my partner a child... Although I'm only 17...

[emandude03]

God, BLESS ME (for a vagina :3 lol)

[emandude03]

OMG LOVE THIS SONG Especially Kaai Yuki cover Maybe i'm not an adult

[inubors1234]

O.o?????????

[Gaarafan96]

Where can i find the Jap lyrics haha...I wanna learn this song...too (kno all Volcaloid songs by heart just for anime cons)...haha

[817Panda]

what kind of song is this -.- hahaha

[Lilytooth]

This is actually sad like the original if you ignore the annotations. But why would anyone do that? :(

[tubyla123]

thats.. gross, len

[Hachimitsu0Heart]

I laughed so hard, despite the fact my mother was reading all the lyrics. xD;

[MeiChan35]

I laugh so much at all the comments in the video, thank you! ^^

[speedemon892000]

O.O *NOSEBLEEDS*

[C62520]

god this is gay

[PurplePineapples123]

Get a sex change, Len.

.____.

[SoulsShadowP]

Either Deadball-P needs help or has a very sick sence of humour. Either way, this is a great song, even if it is slightly odd.

[Mizuki74221]

The annotations are the best!

I really wonder who's child he wants to bear though >.<..............maybe kaito xD

[LeXValkyri3]

xD the best of this vid...is the annotations!!! =D good job xD make me LOL!!

[creepygirl94]

this version is even more awkward than miku's Ô_o

[kireoo1]

@creepygirl94

Can you send me mikus version i cant find it D;

[creepygirl94]

@kireoo1 look for miku ''as i am not a human''

normally you should see it in the bar with more videos next to this one :3

[romiespi]

@kireoo1

/watch?v=sPS3GQkL5Jc

[GoJPoH]

I'd prefer Len to be a boy

[hagaren66]

lol XD

[CuteObsessions]

LOL. But the real question is, whose child does he want to bear? xD

[RobinKyuubi]

I WAS THE FIRST DISLIKE? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR PERVS D: