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  • LOL who says "holy crappers" LOL

  • is the van ok??

  • fake... nice try though.

    

  • You, sir, are probably the most kindhearted youtuber I have ever seen. Rather than continuing to film, you ran to help the poor sod that just had just had the Holy Crappers smacked out of him. Bravo

  • John just got the crappers smacked out of him.

  • HOLY CRAP.......pers

  • I'd be so mad if I came back from a walk only to find some guy has dented in the whole backside of my car...

  • sick! mad props , most of you dont have balls to do shit anyway

  • It seemed like a great idea....................till he slammed into the back of a van

  • i dont get it, surely he would've seen the van and thought im not gonna be able to stop before i get there and instead just carry straight on and bail into the (softer than the back of a van) grass?

  • Dude, you fuckers are dangerous. He was going like 25 MPH

  • @flanksteak2 called downhill long boarding... people have done this at 60+ mph

  • Is the van ohk?? Oh my god.....IT'S COLD!!

  • did he die?

  • Holy crappers???

  • holy crappers :P

  • god damn... is the holy car okay??

  • Why do these idiots stop filming at the best part omfg!!!!!!!!

  • @The12GAme Perhaps because these "Idiots." Put down the camera to help their friends.

  • thats why they call it a slamvan :P

  • holy crappers!

  • HEADSHOT

  • holy shit that's my car 0:01lol

  • WHO PUT THAT MINIVAN THERE

  • WWHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! damn..

    

  • Thumbs up if you thought he was going to hit this car for a split second xD

    0:04

  • is the van ok??

  • he dead bro!!

  • HOLY CRAPPERS!

  • when he said holy crappers ..... that was moar funny than the wipeout it self

  • holy crappers lol

  • Holy crappers?

  • He managed to miss the TWO moving vehicles, but slammed into a stationary one..... >.>

  • holy crappers

  • RAPE VAN!!

  • Best sound ever. "Bam!"

  • "holy crapers" EPIC WIN

  • HOLY CRAP

  • Why can't every skateboarder be that lucky?

  • @2ndaryCREW LOL a fly on thw window :D

  • Oooooh he broke everything!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I tought he said "holy crapers" did he??

  • HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • People in car "WTF WAS THAT" GUY ON OUTSIDE "HOLY SHIT A METAL OBJECT" Any observer "Wow that guy is a idiot" Me "Serves you right dumb ass and how did you not hit the moving object"

  • HOLY CRAP

  • press 7 for seizure

  • holy crappers, that was funny

  • Hall of Meat

    2,004

  • Shall I insert a cliche overly-used meme here? Yes I shall.

    C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAAKKEERRRRR!

  • John Crapper is now holy.

  • @mikeohoh7 Troll?

  • Holy Crappers.

  • its funny how there were three vans on that one rode haha

  • holy crappers..

  • i thought minivan said mexican =[

  • I love it when skaters get hurt!

  • @Funmichi you're a faggot

  • @farinadiculo skaters waste their time!skaters have a wrong attitude towards life.skaters destroy city estates,skaters have tattoos because they think they are indiviual with it,skaters think they know it all,skater are jackasses(best example:"jackass"),skaters only like rock and dnb because it equates to their claim other music is too shallow-brained,skaters think they are better,skaters think they are revolutionist of the underground,skaters are cowards because they use their board to fight.

  • @Funmichi haha you are so dumb. you have no idea! 

  • @Funmichi aaahh wir haben hir ja ein michael. ist mir ja gar nicht aufgefallen dass du ein deutscher bist. dann können wir uns ja in ruhe auf deutsch unterhalten

  • @farinadiculo mir egal, beides möglich. würdest mir gerne mit deinem skateboard eins über den Schädel ziehen, wa? michael ist auch englisch, aber du weißt es ja eh gleich wieder besser weil du ein skater bist...

    (By the way I eat skater for breakfast! do you want my breakfast today?)

  • @Funmichi haha scheisse. ach michi komm schon. hör doch mal auf zu provozieren du kleiner stinker du

  • @farinadiculo im grunde genommen will ich gar nicht provozieren sondern euch über eure lage bewusst machen,in der ihr seit.also ich will euch retten!wer meine hand nimmt,hat eine chance zu entkommen,der rest,der es nicht einsieht fühlt sich freilich einfach provoziert.Es ist ein hartes Stück Arbeit da Skater sehr von sich überzeugt sind und alles besser wissen,aber nach irgendwelchen mir nebulösen math. Formeln schaffe ich ca 10% die es lesen.Der Rest wird weiter in einer Skaterlüge leben müssen

  • boom, (in minivan) wtf was that, ahh just a bird, haha

  • *thud* -people in minivan- o.o what was that noise? *looks around*

  • D:

    I like how the cameraman drops his camera to help that guy...

    Although it quite ridiculous to do this.

  • keep pressing 4.... crap crap crap crap crapers

  • is it the skater that slammed to the minivan or the other way around?

  • holy crappers...

  • Couldn't he just jump off the board? Were his feet strapped in?

  • @ComedicInstincts he was going too fast. he woulda probably got even more hurt than he did.

  • press 4 reapeadly!! lmao

  • people in van:

    mom:honey dont spill your drink.

    son:ok mom

    dad:so how was school today

    kid:well

    BAMMM

    dad: what the fuck was that

    mom:honey watch your mouth

    *dad slaps mom*

    dad:im the boss bitch

  • @kahzzking That's not funny.

  • @kahzzking omg ur such a sad prick 

  • @kahzzking lmaooo wtf how do you go from talking about school to slapping his wife

  • Cant you jump off...?

  • Hahahahahaa HE DIED.

    Actually I have no idea. Doesn't look like he walked away happy though.

  • Holy Crappers......HOLY CRAP!!!!!

  • OUCH!!!!!!!!!

  • I would rather hit the van than roll into the intersection and be t-boned

  • Even if you didn't hit the van, how were you actually going to stop?

  • one less skatetard. cool!

  • thats like minivan highway

  • An idiot in motion will stay in motion until acted on by an outside van.

  • @CaptainCrunchOwns Sounds like a new physics law to me XD

  • @CaptainCrunchOwns best comment ever

  • any1 who rides a cruiser is not a real skater

  • -A wild minivan appears.

  • holy crappers... HOLY CRAP... HOLY SHIT!!!

  • PRESS 4, THEN 7.

  • kablammm............look mom no hands and hey where did I leave my brain....hahahhahahaha

  • look mom, no hands HOLY FUCK!

  • Your face god dammit!

  • skaters...no matter how many times they get hurt. they never learn

  • @badavis143 Me being a skater, I have to agree with you.

  • @Friendly420Tokes ROFL i saw dat dere video xD

  • is the back window of the van okay?

  • i only person thinks its weird how he missed 2 moving cars but crashed into the parked one?? wtf

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  • Natural Selection.

  • he's real good at crapping the crappers.

  • HOLY CRACKERS :DDD

  • imagine what the people in the van were thinking

  • @2ndaryCREW holy crappers...

  • @2ndaryCREW they thought holly crappers

  • @2ndaryCREW Ther were thinking Holey Crappers

  • Holy crappers indeed

  • Is the minivan ok?

  • Haters gonna hate

  • this happend to my bro but it was only a van

  • press 7 then 4 holy crappers lol

  • Press 4 .... then press 7.

  • Press 4 for Crappers.

  • holy crappers...?

    really sir..?

  • Thumbs up if you went to the ski crashes video. and saw a top rated comment relating to a top rated comment on this video

  • @CASn1p3r only you

    

  • @hpbingham wow way to waste your time on a comment i made a week ago...

  • Haha Fuck ya I agree with the monster dude... I hope the skater had insurance?? XD

  • HOLY SHIT IS THE VAN OKAY?!

  • HOLY CRAP!

  • If I crashed into that minivan I would just pretend I was knocked out into a coma so that I won't have to hear that soccer mom or a pussy dad that is in that van lmao! XD

  • holy crappers... HOLY CRAPERS!

  • i was hoping the cars would crash into him but instead he crashed into a car !!!!!!!! :)

  • damn

  • The one thats not moving does the trick

  • PWNED

  • what a kook

  • holy crap!

  • Holy crappers...

  • Holy crappers. That's all I have to say about that.

  • OMG!!! IS THE MINIVAN OK??? MINIVAN! SPEAK TO ME!!!!

  • 17 people skated into a van

  • Why no slomo shot of the moment of impact?

  • is the van alright??!!... and yeah the guy wharever

  • I hope he paid for any damage to the minivan.

  • @angelface22322 with what, his allowance?

  • press 4 for hours of fun

  • did he died

  • Holy shitters!

  • "holy crappers"

  • i think you can hear the window smashing lol

  • it's only funny till someone gets hurt......... and then it's hilarious!!

  • holy crap?more lik holy shit

  • holly crappers holy crap lmao

  • did the van die?

  • lmfao "holy crappers"

  • holy crap !!!

  • cameraman fail

  • lol

  • The Soccer mom driving the van "God damnit! Kids stop throwing the damn ball around in the car!"

    Kids- "IT wasnt us!"

    Soccer Mom drives off

  • At least it was a mini van and and not a cool car.

  • OH MY GOSH is that car okay

  • HOLY CRACKERS

  • holy crappers he just done slammed into that car........ OOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOO LOL

  • You're so dumb you got hit by a parked- oh...wait...

  • holy crapers

  • holy crappers vs holy crap

  • If it were me I wouldn't be saying holy crappers or holy crap no...it'd be more along the lines of AHHHHHH FUCK! HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

  • holy crappers? lol

    

  • they dont call em death wabbles for nothin.

  • lol holy crappers........ are you related to butters?

  • can someone invent a longboard with the wheels made out of rock because this guy cant make a sharp turn

  • And this is why one uses a longboard while going down hills...

  • i think he might have died

  • love the shattering glass when he hits lmao

  • holy crappers...

  • lol "holly crappers...HOLY CRAP!"

  • aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd pwnd.

  • how funny, advertisements of a minivan on this vid...