How To Do THE DEATH TOUCH

[RandomDeathChild]

FAKE if you look closely you see it is photoshopped

[TheNightridermax]

fake crap

[TheSecondR]

The last lines killed me lol

[poopyscoopy5]

How the hell didnt he laugh at 1:01-1:10 .. ridiculous

[dacusadrian]

f*** you. no suck thing as god duma**



[teddybearluvsturtle]

Looks like jack black

[rayjayman123]

Fat Irishman us Death Touch!

It's super effective!

[TheIrishrocker77]

hey ya think he should get a tred mill instead of yelling at his fake grand ma and pretending to punch some idiot

[westonxkoonsxcamps]

so i guess its gods fault for you stuffing yur face with food all day isnt it fat fuck

[TheIrishrocker77]

or go on a diet ya fat american fuck

[crufciyme951]

@TheIrishrocker77 no thanks id rather not. i like being ignorant and fat.

[SuperPatrick52]

COVER YOUR EYES WHEN YOU BRING INT THE TOWELS! LOOOOOL!!!!

[villanist]

death touch u straight in the skull fat child!!!!!

[Pivoteer51]

lol

[prototype291]

That won't work on me becuase i know the death block :P

[thailan13]

interesting

[LiamWolf5000]

clearly god would have won the fist fight.

[TheTerminatorRPG]

Fucking fastass cant make a video

[wrennt]

you spilled your mustard not god fatass.

[jess309461]

fuck you!

[MrCajunX]

stop committing blasphemy!

[MINDFREAK52272]

I am a martial artist and that is NOT how you do the dim moc "death touch"...It is so sad that you don't respect martial arts. But yet you make a video with FALSE information. I find this highly disgusting and wrong

[K20civicsirturbo]

fucking hillbilly 

[roflkid24]

who ate all the pies, did god do that to?

[PvMFTW]

@roflkid24 this is the funniest thing ive read in a while. tyvm

[MrDirtjumper11]

hahaha its grosse cover your eyes when you bring in the towels

[Xxstealthx1]

PNxHD well what ever the fuck u r shut the fuck up before we AMERICANS nuke the shit outa u so shut the fuck up u little bitch!

[pNxHD]

@SpacePajama I'm not British, you dumb shit.

[zombiehunter4life]

this is the first time i have ever seen this man in my entire life and im generally a troll but i am just gonna say I LOVE THIS MAN!

[Demonmonkey281]

lol



[pNxHD]

Stupid Americunts.

[SpacePajama]

@pNxHD Well if your british, its your fault for raising a country so poorly.

[sharkclone3312]

i thought he was gonna touch him not punch

[joebuscus13]

thums uo if u thought he was goin to hit him in the nuts

[GamerBoy979]

I Dont Think This Is Awesome?????????? Plz Dont Do This xD

[eveANDeran]

how to do the death touch.step 1: STAB HIM IN THE NECK WITH UR FINGER

[mooneymoocow10]

3 Days later this man was found dead.

[ScholarOfBabylon]

"First thing you gotta do is get your fingers in the right position" at least he's blatant bout what he wants to do lmao

[tediboy]

seems legit..

[DjFree08]

ROFL



[budaholic81]

STOP IT BOY STOP IT lol

[Chaos20114]

my awnser to life blame god

[Dicky2219]

Hopefully someone might just give this clown a quiet injection...

[EminentlyConvivial]

I used to apply fake death touches...

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[evilpower252]

i used to use the death touch, until i started shooting arrows into their knees.

[LuedenscheiderWolle]

@theuploaderis He's doing what you people have been doing for tha past 2000 years.....

[jorenvonk]

@theuploaderis He is right though. IF god exists he is a coward, liar and immoral.

[AzNKillaZZ]

@theuploaderis youre a piece of shit.

[wthlolrofllmao1234]

@theuploaderis YOUR god.

_g_od.

note how i didnt capitalize it. cuz god isnt just your idea. its many other religions idea too.

[BLKLStewie]

@theuploaderis But it is God's fault

[HotPeppers57]

@theuploaderis nah hes just another hillbilly

[LegitZeroSkater]

@theuploaderis Yeaaaaahhh.. Gods not real.

[PsyKittyKat]

@LegitZeroSkater YES HE IS! HE IS REAL!

[TheMeandmyselfnoti]

Question: Why do fat people hit each other?

Answer: So people can laugh at them to thier sorry faces!

[lamofify]

hahaha. this guy is actually kinda funny. should be a comedian youve got good joke " god made it go all over the bun and plate. and i challenged god to a fistfighte but being the cowered he is he didn't show up" hahaha

[joka2488]

wow blame god for everything bad u do really thats really muture

[abommin]

Hot dog for breakfast? Win

[TheP89h]

clearly this man is mental................

[BBMJ21Login]

i blamed God to!

[thedailyrape6996]

the most badass line of this is "hey grandma"!'

[Pommy1995666]

Its funny because he's fat! bahahahaha

[lilmizzgoody]

i came from mw3 to water rides to here WTF!!

[316supernate]

how frikin fake

[ThePokemonluver1]

this is how you do the death touch:sit on him

[Teeklip]

the top comment is 0:41 for those of you that missed it

[xXMordMikeXx]

Stop dying boy stop it. Hahahaha

[mechiefslapahobitch]

wow....big bald spot on the top of the head and long hair...wow. You know youre in Oklahoma or Alabama when you see that insane shit.

[pavicbre]

i have no idea how i got here i am from slovenia ._.

[THEUNKNOWNCHICS]

This guy's funnnnyyyy!

[puttie30]

if you are talking about martial artist i think about dragon quest

[321xXAHMEDXx123]

fake



[321xXAHMEDXx123]

fatboy lololololololololololololollol­ololololololool

[JayWarren1991]

LOL

[jorrito24]

i thought he was gonna sit on him

[TheRazortrapper]

Thumbs up if u saw the other guy smiling!

[jamielolbroek]

stop doing this fat bastard

[NOXXERZ]

ahahaa you gotta admitt this is purdy funny ahahahahaa

[disasterfayo]

I don't understand it, but it's hilarious.

[TheScissorsBro]

You're a frickin idiot

[wizinkers]

why were you having a hotdog in the morning?

[TheSamflinn]

WHEN RETARDS WITH CAMERAS ATTACK

[booness2]

dude u should keep those speakers so close to your tv they have magnets in them that will kill the picture

[SuperCloudy100]

you are so stupid do you even have friends

[Knolla182]

its funny cuz he's fat....



[underoathuea]

You are the worst type of cliche

[sheepsh1t]

I WANT HIS ACCENT! From now on i'm putting a Y into everyword!

[mrtntp]

ok wtf is this

[iambored273]

lovely assistent?

[TheCrowbarsurgeon]

Clearly this man is a badass.

[ThatPhunnyStuff]

Funny shit

[MrKPaxX]

bravo Zoli, igenügyes vagy

[WolfandGaaraLover13]

shut the fuck up! who cares if he's over weight you guys don't know if can help it or not!!! also don't be dicks to people if they might or might not believe in god!

P.s. i liked the video ^,^

[oddbox2]

he ate the plate anyway...

[kakashihatakexXx]

gay.

[mr0antman]

shut up you fukin red neck go suck the guy next to u's balls and go fuck yourself in hell

[mrquillin]

you cant do the death punch! you got to have cut off jeans and a mullet first!!!

[miggzo1]

u fuken anticrist bitch go suk on ur fat mother fucking red balls

[1181slipknot]

woww he's going to hell

[oremor8a]

GORDO PENDEJO

IDIOT FAT ¬¬

[mm900ful]

your an idiot non beliver

[isaac1234590]

stop it boyy! stoooop it!

[MrMatthewUnger]

oooooooooooooookay then?



[gimiausername]

how can you blame something that doesnt exist ?

[AccountAZ123456]

haha "grandma bring me.some towels " haha

[TheRico1345]

STUPID FAT BASTARDS!

[l000093878]

Sooo God is to blame for you being a clumsy bastard?

[ILLUMINATIFYER]

@l000093878 do you think he's being serious?

[sausagemeister1]

this is so funny bro. keep it up



[kevincrowley1234]

sut the fuck up guys

[MrSmithyistheman]

i bet there house stinks

[NoobFestSupermellor]

fat biker

[critchley3819]

well the both of you have guts, maybe ease up on the grits.

[TheFamous1985]

Seriously? who are u to blame the GOD!!

Without the GOD you wouldn't be alive making a fucking stupid video like this.

just wondering how dare you :S

[takisfuego1000]

praise the lord dont say that about jesus jesus christ is savior

[TheXSiCkY]

"youre gonna have to apply the death touch." then he looked at the other guys penis...... i wasnt sure what was gona happen next

[fadedblack77]

"grandma, get a towel, he's shitting all over the floor...and he's got an erection too, cover your eyes!" LOL. that part was funny.

[TheMazzieCat]

This guy = Comic Book Guy. :3

[FlairesTears]

i was watching finding nemo... how the hell did i get here!?!?!

[repelghosts]

just eat him you fat,virgin loser..wheres mommy...upstairs? Gemma

[MrPhychoizzy1]

it worked too!

[Randizniggaoffdaruff]

everything from texas is bigger



[KillerCupcakes144]

FAKE AND GAYYY （︶︿︶）

[this1timeatbandcamp3]

they deserve a darwin award

[blip789]

Wider than a door

[Eddyisrich403]

ya thats called punching

[tnix27]

This shit dumb as fuck and the stupid motherfucker is sinning against god wow you gonna burn

[PossessDismiss]

@tnix27 Too bad using "curse" words is also a sin according to Christianity huh? Guess you're gonna burn as well.

[phanttom09]

redneck - stop watching bruce less movies and start moving your ass - walk, then run, then perhaps one day go 8kyu in karate or something. Oh and stop eating - have you taken a look in the mirror. Ouch, good luck with your fantasies.

[Theman2965]

111 people got the death touch

[Theman2965]

111 people got the death touch

[betaomega04]

Mustard on A hotdog or 20 of them?

[jugadores132]

hes got an erection too, its gross, cover your ass when you bring in the towels,, ;0

[MadSkeelz16]

your house is so shit lol, but the video was funny so thanks !!

[Whohasthisusername]

1 - God wouldn't waste time killing you - but rather giving you all the time you need on earth to get straight - but just too blinded (or fat)

2 - Probably has never seen a MLB game in his life and made up the "positioning"

3 - The most depressing thing is you're still living with your grandma

4 - The friend was hoping you'd kill him so you wouldn't have to deal you anymore

(Real or not - total waste of time)

[MrSuperOrgasmic]

@Whohasthisusername

God isnt real .wake up.

[mistapostmann]

@MrSuperOrgasmic YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG

[Scoutreyes1]

@MrSuperOrgasmic You lie

[MrSuperOrgasmic]

@Scoutreyes1

No. Your church lied. I'm sorry

[RJDripper]

@Whohasthisusername i love how its obviously fake, God would find it funny a being of infinite power would take no threat or anger be real ppl if god is real he dosent give a fuck what you say its how you feel and the things you do that influence everything around you, who cares if buddys fat? the fact you insulted him means your arguing with his apperance not his video, Think outside the box, i wouldent waste my time watching mlb eather, his grandma could be visiting or hes being funny.

[robart691]

its becaause your fat and a fat fuked up kunt that eats his own shit for dinner

[Mkoonz123]

Why would someone volunteer to do that?

[TheGlowingKnight]

hahaha, lol.

God is indeed a motherfucker

Anyways, on to the subject, there is no such thing as a death touch. Any experienced martial artist will tel you that. It's a profit scam.

[robart691]

@TheGlowingKnight you can go suck a kock  and we will see who goes hell and suffer.

[TheGlowingKnight]

@robart691

I will do that and you go back to grammar school sir.

[member186]

1:15

[wakelessking]

This guy is a loser he lives with his grandma LOL.

[wakelessking]

This guy is a complete retard, he couldn't put the mustard on the hot dog because he couldn't see, his fat was blocking him from seeing where the hot dog was so it got all on the plate.

[8bobthebuilder]

lol

[ThePandoh]

HAHAHA fuck yes! Mustard all over the place! Fucking goddamit god. WHY?!

[emilylynneel]

Haha, I love how everyone's comments are about them being fat. I love these guys, shut the fuck up. It's funny.

God isn't real by the way (;

[hardharry06]

God i HAte fat people!!

[emello4you]

You guy's should maybe try for the biggest loser

[platinumpikachu13]

@emello4you nope, thats reserved for you.

[emello4you]

@platinumpikachu13 Lol I'm a personal trainer. Unless your talking about the opposite. Going from in shape to a complete fat lard. These 2 look like they sit on their butts eating donutes all day.

[labiis]

fat boy fat boy

what are you do when the death is comming for you?

[TaylorBraddy]

@labiis Why are you so cool?

[hater1234ist]

I'm still laughing he's got an erection too

[1EddieMoney]

That was funny. He's got an erection too.

[frickthat1]

hopefully god will kill you and save us from having to do it you FUCKING FAGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rodneyerica]

Lose weight u fat fucks !!! Fuckin Fags!!!!

[ToFabricate]

lol pooprection

[BerzurkurClaw]

LOL @ Erection

[cooldude100ist]

lol @ he's got an eraction 2! lmfao

[insanej3erker]

dude ur fukin going to hell

[mushroomnegger]

I honestly think this planet would be alot better without any black people on it! There are more blacks in Prison than in college!! Blacks were and still are- the most insifnificant and LAZY race of all humankind the majority smell like shit the ones that do bathe-- go out and steal shit...buncha stupid NIGGERS! crack wouldnt be around without NIGGERS neither would ghettos! as for you SHE-BOONS you dirty bitches need to learn what the fuck a condom is you feminine bottomfeeders!

WHITE POWER

[rotsebanotman]

FAT ASS

[skrillex0395]

@rotsebanotman your a fucking retarded piece of shit do you really have no life that you have to go commenting on a video with nothing better to say than "fat ass"? go kill yourself you piece of shit

[rotsebanotman]

@skrillex0395

dude, fuck you. the vid was amazing, the guy was just fat.

why dont u terrorist go bomb yourself and ur family. you fukin faggot.