Dave's Pearls of Wisdom

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

How do you say that line at 3:55 with a straight face?

[musicandclouds]

Because, you Scottish freak...

[samfilmkid]

his greatest wisdom moment is this: "i think it's great you guys are together despite the fact that you're from Austria and you're from someplace no one's even fuckin' heard of. it's like that movie 'Interracial Holdings 2' she was white and they were black, but it didn't matter because they were in love!"

[MissHeylloo]

"What about Eugene"..."He knows what hes doing"

[zenlee1109]

the funniest:

Murray

Jemaine

Dave

Mel

Bret

[samfilmkid]

@zenlee1109 i wholeheartedly agree

[UngratefulLiving420]

Casual Prince lmao

[thatsa2manjob]

Croasians. Hahahah.

[platthepollutypus]

Jemaine: I was just gonna give her this card that I made.

Dave:Holy shit, did you make that?

Jemaine:Yeah

Dave: Oh that's beautiful, she's gonna love that.

Jemaine: I dunno

Dave: Oh yeah she is.

Jemaine: Just a bit of paper and five hours work

LMAO......

[RoKr93]

"what about black people?"

"they hate you too!"

LMAO....such a great character from a great show.

[sebbe91]

"I think they make them on the computeeer" xD

[jj1only]

Dave for President dammit!

[Spectic]

"It's a psychological analogy."

[maximus7prime]

What about Eugene?.....He knows what he's doing

[walkingtoNewOrleans]

"I was hoping to dress something like Prince."

"Kinda erogenous, huh?"

"Yeah but toned down a bit. Like, Prince if he was going to the zoo or the supermarket." hahaha i love FOTC.

[TheMetalMask36]

I don't think monogamy is legal in this country

[zachpeabody]

the funny part is...what if its all true?

[xDejahx]

6:05 to the end.

Epic win!

[xGeeHam]

"what about Eugenie?'

"He knows what hes doing..."

[dude19288]

Watership down, scary as fuck haha

[ninhammark]

lol wheres the card scene from

[AusMoon88]

@ninhammark Season 1, Episode 5.

[ninhammark]

he may be did what

[nomadnomad666999]

I think they make them on the computer....

[ancruz003]

"oh yea sure women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit" lol

[newkillergenius]

ARJ!!!!!!!!!!

[erinmainia]

prejudism

[KillaBagga]

Casual Prince

[NateDoggsayzRegulate]

@5:45 is genius!!!

[derrickkkk2000]

Haha Dave pwns

[fenella95]

cro-asians

[organicphotography]

*whispering..."I know... it's creepy... I think they make them on the computer..."LOL

[upNsmky]

what about black people. haha

[Rynn57]

Haha i never noticed before but Dave pulls a pair of dirty underwear off the mouse shirt before he gives it go Bret

[SneakyButhole]

you scottish freak

[EDIZRD]

chinese, asian.... FOTC rules!!

[thesheldonator]

Maybe did what? Maybe he did, maybe he didnt. What did he maybe do?

[zoofags]

what did he maybe do?

[samarasayshi]

"either like Swedish or Korean in my shop"

....LOL

[HisDivineShadow245]

analogy = anomaly, monogamy = polygamy, prejudism = prejudice, erogenous = androgynous.

[DarthBalls1408]

"women love that kinda sensitive nautical shit. haven't you ever seen watership down? well, me neither but women love that film."

[xxJML23xx]

I met Arj last week! He was the cutest guy ever! Soo nice and sweet!

[bonchatbonrat]

He knows what he's doing...

[03Dmartin]

LOL, never noticed what dave says at 3:00

[Jakalar1]

Nice! 1 minute, 32 seconds!

[mnyfrsh]

Yeah, probably!

[TRBNGR666]

watership down lol

[supayamum]

omg fukken l;ol dis shit is so good

[TheKtinka]

crow-asians. LOLOLOLOL

[greenthumb007]

because you scotish freak!! :-)

[suprockyo]

you're our best friend

[downundaTV]

"what about the blacks?"

"yea, they don't like you either"

LMAO!!!!

[poops1]

"how do u think i eat so well every lunchtime?"

LOLOLOL

[jumpingjitters]

"Because you Scottish freak." Makes me laugh so fucking hard.

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

a "casual Prince" t shirt lol...

[strokesfan123]

"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe..."

"New Zealand"

"Yeah, probably."

hahahahah! dear god that cracks me up everytime. So funny.

[Wellsypig15]

"there my english friends from ireland" lol

[Blazinfistsoffury]

Wait a minute, is Dave Indian?

[MikefromMadrid]

yes

[CrapTV3000]

eugene knows what he's doing

[horayforboobieszxr]

arj is a funny cunt!!!!!

[logangeeProductions]

i think this video needs some CAN ATTACK!

[tentseringc]

@logangeeProductions HAHAHAHHAHA CAN ATTACK ! HAHHAHAHAHA

[h0tstuff]

"I dont know how they do things back in england"..."New Zealand"

[UzumakiMitch]

Yeah! Probably!

[dudesta69]

arj barker is the funniest guy eva

i gonna see him live

HE COMING 2 PERTH!

[horayforboobieszxr]

wathing that puppy coming out of the dogs pussy, lol, gunna see this dude this fri

[NateDoggsayzRegulate]

@horayforboobieszxr

@3:48

[CUpheonix133]

I love how he says 'croatians'

[mcol3]

there's a lot of prejudism here! :)

[BobDolesButtCheeks]

" Thanks Ms. Chang " GROSSS

[mrnavarro1]

what about black people? they dont like you either...lol

[Youngmantime]

Funniest character on that show, hands down.

[like2surf]

Has to be murray for me but dave is a very close second.

[crizpy9119]

@Youngmantime Murray is my favorite character, followed my Dave and Jermaine. Everyone is great is that show though.

[JNOrangeJuice]

@Youngmantime ...Murray

[JeeRaph]

@Youngmantime Whoa... wait seriously? He's hilarious because of the contrast but surely not the funniEST.

[LFCShadow]

'are you guys fucking with me"? haha

[predyme]

This show is AWESOME!!!

I watched it all the time in HBO, and I never get tired of it. I can't stop myself from LauGHING apparently. its great really

[kurukq]

what was that thing he used to say...

[BILLKAULITZGIRL4EVER]

"They were like swedish. Or korean."

ROOOOFL.

[TheWasatch]

Oh I don't know, just a bit of paper and 5 hours work... good lord!

[wongkeykong]

Just to see its little head just comin outta that dogs pussy.. what an incredible moment..

[bootsbrogan3]

He is a fookin legend, ur dead rite!

[kinney1990]

arj barker LEGEND

[T2theH]

Nice, one minute thirty-two seconds.

[3DNIFY]

I want something cool but also sIxy lol

[hennyM5]

(RE: Dimebagdave120804) Bigamy means married to 2 people, polygamy is married to three or more people. (in dave's case it's 4)

GREAT CLIPS!

[leneontigre]

OCTUPLETGAMY

[HisDivineShadow245]

WHAT DID HE MAYBE DO?!?!?!

[H666]

women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit!

[smashsamus]

{00,00:01:32.} "...nice. one minute, thirty two seconds" LOL xD

[Rynn57]

Hahaha the ending is by far the best!

[acreativealias]

"you know, i never understood a fuckin' word that guy said"

[tominthetux]

...The Chinese, the asian... lmfao

[srjinc]

lol "I was just going to give her this card that I made.....I don't know, its just a bit of paper and 5 hours work" lol stupid jermaine

[peter11chapman]

"just hit that shit from behind" haha

[TR18T]

soz but wat does monogamy or wateva mean? btw fucking love the show

[davaniel]

I do believe its having multiple wives.

[hames3rd]

monogamy mean having one wife, that;s what makes it funnier

[DimebagDave120804]

monogamy means being married to one person... he was meant to say bigamy, which means being married to more than one person at the same time, which is illegal

[spenchlish42]

polygamy.

[princesstamika]

Bigamy is a form of polygamy. :p

[wongkeykong]

no dumbass he meant wat he said thats y its funny cos his character is dumb.. der!!

[DimebagDave120804]

i know.. i was explaining the joke to the person who didnt understand it moron

[wongkeykong]

LMAO no u werent u were trying to correct him.. loser.

[crazeemlnkolee]

prejudism lol.

[dudebearpig05]

but he might be dead

[maladroitgirl]

Swedish...or Korean

monogamy not legal in the US? God i love this show.

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

"Oh yea sure..women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit!"

[stockaddict]

BY FAR the funniest guy on the show!!! his delivery is masterful...

[NUTTYLiTTLEPANDY]

ah, Dave. He's so clueless.

[HisDivineShadow245]

Everytime I see Dave, it makes me think that his only mission in life is to bullshit these two dudes as long as possible with a totally straight face to see how long it takes for them to catch on that he's just flippin with them - except they never do catch on. :D

[crozsi]

Hahaha watership down. Classic.

[frankovich213]

Arj Barker would be perfect in a Kevin Smith movie.

If he makes a Clerks 3, Arj should be included as a new character

[gourmetlunch]

"I think they make them on the computer" lol

[geetarnjunk]

this is one of my fave videos on you tube!! rofl

[abug3210]

Women love that kinda sensitive nautical shit

[randar3]

My fav Dave line:

Watering can tied to a hose. The cops show up....Whats that, Officer? No, just watering the geroniums.

[Persecutioncomplex]

Mine too.

[ashc87]

same!!!

[tennisplayer624]

girls are attracted to lonely guys its a psychological analogy

[2322008]

Is Bret's character a virgin? C'mon, he's a musician with an accent and facial hair...I have an easier time believing Jemaine is a prostitute!! lol.

[streetninjas313]

No he isnt, he is just VERY awkward with females lol

[obammasupporter]

is daves charicter a virgen ?

[Persecutioncomplex]

No, he mentioned in New Fans that he's had a "2-way".

[thedhshow]

haha he can never get where theyre from!!!!!

[moovy1]

He's a cross between Ricky from Trailer Park Boys and Jay from J&SB...

[Vanae01]

Dave's awesome lol he never gets their nationality right and it always cracks me up.

[trickster0zero]

"i don't know how you guys do things in europe."

"new zealand"

"yeah. probably"

[codyallenspier]

I think that he's trying to achieve sharing with other FOTC fans his favourite part of the clip. "jw" why the hell do you feel the need to try and sarcastically call people down on the internet, what are you trying to achieve?

[danfrost313]

Lol my fav line from the whole show xD

[childofthedarkrat]

That's gotta be the best of Dave's lines

[laurner]

swedish maybe korean

holy shit everything in this show is brilliant!

[SaintDre7]

Thats his advice!? 'Just hit it from behind' ahaha! It's a fact prince wears womens blouses.

[2322008]

Did they greenscreen the kitchen? Every time I see them in there it looks really fake...I can't figure it out..

[joelslife]

I love that guy. Arj Barker! Whew hew!

[simonkingi15]

That remind me of when I saw a puppy being born....

[bluevanities]

"Because you Scottish freak..." LOL! Every time... gets me every time.

[2322008]

Is Bret a virgin?

Chicks love weedy shy guys!

[nyc75vintage]

"you scottish feak!" LOL...DAVE FTW

[vianneygriffen]

"Yeah, whatever, I don't really give a shit."

The delivery on that is absolutely perfect.

[DrDante32]

Casual prince and mouse sex?

Sound good to me.

[HiShutUpRok]

-Dave: "I don't know how you guys do things in Europe --"

- Bret & Jemaine: "New Zealand."

-Dave: "Yeah, Probably."

[supernovalty]

i didnt get that one :(

[HiShutUpRok]

It's basically just a joke about how Dave never listens to them. The response, "Yeah, probably" fits in nowhere with the context of the conversation, showing that he wasn't listening.

[Purplespiral11]

The way I understand it is that it's as if "New Zealand" was the way they do things in Europe.

[1lina11]

swedish or korean..

ahh dave!

[snakeofvishnu149]

you know i never understood another fucking word that guy said

[GuavaSkin]

dave knows so much...season 2 is just as good so far

[integrajoey]

Dave is the man

[chevon1920]

Was Brett a virgin, lol?

[Dimes329]

its little head just coming out of that dogs pussy

[snare411]

"are you guys fucking with me?" rofl

[WKaliber1]

he may be did

[ByandFar]

Ok, before you all knock Dave for saying 'erogenous' instead of 'androgynous', erogenous actually would make sense too, since it does mean to be sexually appealing.lol, I highly doubt Dave was going for that but still, go Dave!

[thefuckheadsgalore]

Actually, erogenous means sensitive sexually. Like a lot of women have erogenous feet. And no one's 'knocking him', that's the fucking joke. That he uses the wrong words.

[Megalomaniac117]

Whoa. Slow down.

I don't think monogamy is legal in this country.

[Dimes329]

I fuckin love this guy

[gibbythepick]

hHAHAHA PUPPY!!!

[scowner4]

Dave is hilarious

[flavorboy]

she think she's my mom, lol.

[nyc75vintage]

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoniJPLLjungqvist]

"I don't know how you guys do things back in Europe..."

"New Zealand"

"Yeah probably...but in america if you wanna spend some time with the ladies you gotta show them some sausage"

[Sharvey2308]

Lol I was just about to put that down here. Oh man that's funny...Yeah! Probably!

[Alex66788]

" Just to see that little head, just coming out of that dogs' pussy. What an incredible moment man, beautiful"

Bahaha, cracked me up, funny as!!!!

[TurboDropTop]

Yea that's my fav part too. Dave is the best