Pissed Off Video Gamer Archive - Nintendo Shitcube Review (Alt. Intro)

[ssmmkk82]

OH MY GOD would someone please put this retard out of his misery.we're odviously looking at some fat virgin loser that has no life what so ever.SILLY FAT WANKER.

[cdbils001]

lol love it how to records the timer on the microwave only because the console is not even in there

[roflcopter2225]

just noticed his gamecube changes color from beginning to 3:37

[roflcopter2225]

thx love it

[LMTR14]

shitty quality. where's the original video???

[DFLOODyeaa]

Lol you took out the cookie part

[decayedmatter]

@DFLOODyeaa No i didn't i reuploaded this video exactly how it was on gametrailers from his account on there.

[decayedmatter]

@DFLOODyeaa I think he took that part out when he reuploaded it on gametrailers cause he was trying to cover up the hate he got for that line from the yt comments?

[SAIL4323]

0:47 The explosion effect looks better in the intro. I wonder why the explosion at the end of the video is half-assed.

[decayedmatter]

@SAIL4323 Because when he originally made these videos and uploaded them on yt and gametrailers he had a crappy intro that ripped off the avgn theme. Later on someone made him a proper intro with good effects.

So basically, the effects in the video = his work

The effects in the intro = done by someone else for him.

[TheHitmenMGC]

@decayedmatter You probably would not believe me in a million years, but i made the account on my old JackKaoShin account, i removed the video later on when he left because i assumed it wouldnt be needed anymore, god i wish i kept it hah, i was only around 12-13, old times heh.

[TheHitmenMGC]

The intro i mean*



[TheHitmenMGC]

In fact, if you go as far back as page 8 of the comments on that channel you can even see me discussing it with him, oh god fucking ages ago hnggggh

[Andyp12]

Why is a walrus reviewing a nintendo gamecube?

I dont care about the machine HOW CAN HE HOLD IT IN HIS FLIPPERS?

He is a dexterity god...

[liamisultimate7788]

im gunna try and stay calm about everything he sys THAT MUTHER FUKING SON OF A BITCH..phew sorry bout dat

[SYKOHYKO818]

Fat bitch geta life

[SamFromNT]

This video wasn't worth the weight.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I challenge this guy to eat a salad!

[genesislordofdarknes]

@hyperl0l

He's not panting, that's air escaping from his folds of fat.

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

The Super Nintendo is just good? JUST GOOD?

THE SNES IS A PIECE OF FUCKING PURE AWESOMENESS!

This guy is just lulzy. Look at how fucking fat he is! XD

[roffles64]

@SonicTheJackrabbit calm down

[ikusa0717]

if this guy was half as fat, this video would probably be only 4 and a half minutes long

[Pc72]

"DIS IS MY PLAYSTASHUN TSOOOOO" and "DIS....LOOKS LIKE....A FUCKIN'.....CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE" are quotes worth putting in history books.

[PortalOfTruth]

"The game.. shh. The shitcubes wireless controller... It's not gud :("

[andywilson92]

This guy is fucking brilliant.

is this the only video of his thats still online, or have they all dissapeared.

[13madbob]

in soviet Russia cube shit on you!

[CommissarFuklaw]

Oh god I know how 2012 will happen! This fat cunt will jump in the ocean!

[CleaveTheDragon]

And yet it's somehow more entertaining to watch than Chris Bores. Fascinating.

[cheetahlikescheese]

What made me laugh he sticks it in the microwave ready to eat it and it blows up on him.

[gasenkotsu]

It costs 400k dollars to feed me... for 12 seconds.

[Zero771]

@gasenkotsu I'm sorry but that was really good...that made me lol hard..

[monketron]

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!!!!!

[cwood4ever]

You fat mother fucker stop trying to imitate the AVGN.

[Brian79camino]

@cwood4ever haha i was thinkin the same thing

[Midgetsarefunny42042]

Snorlax woke up!

...

Wild Snorlax attacks!

[obermegalutschoar]

in soviet russia, life fails at you!

[PR1CANBOY]

He sound like a fatass retard

He kept falling asleep every 10 seconds lol

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

And even when you have full batteries, guess what? It isn't very good.

[fifilaruemissie]

His weight is easily over 9000

[WheeBurhProductions]

Worst. Review. Ever.

[D3STRUKT0R99]

how can he afford gamecube in commie land?

[AcidFalco]

I thinks hes probaly trolling

[MugenOverlord]

Haha, PS2 didn't sell better than the GameCube because it could play DVD.

All systems at that time were just not ready for online play quite yet. I mean, sure, it works fine nowadays. But back then, it was just not feasable.  It just wasn't there yet.

The wireless controllers were often not manufactured by nintendo themselves, that's a third party issue. Should have complained to them. Once again, wireless controllers, like online play, was a WIP.

Bring feasable arguements or GTFO.

[funmaster17]

lolthis guys kind of funny..... and i feel pity for him

[orkutfinance]

a thank you to all the people who insulted this guy, he was so funny and you all scared him away.

[chrispy336]

He cooks his food on his 360.

[jobejo64]

lol

[Deliverance115]

!!! I..have..no..words. Why i didn't saw that earlier!  This guy is incredible. And not in a good way.

[BADAB0ING]

fat russian noob

[ChuckRage123]

tits or GTFO

[revengeguy]

0:47- is that TWO microwaves i see on top of each other!?

[notrickroll]

the top one is a toaster oven I think

[CVRealMan]

toaster oven.

[CityHunter84]

i cant watch this shit, or i start to get ill

[xainRM]

His shirt barely covers all that fat. XD...

Great...Nightmares...

[MNC122703]

did you give him those eyes?

[decayedmatter]

Nope this was his original video from his gametrailers account which is now also closed down.

[litteboxer]

lolololololololololololololol. blojobs on NES cartridges! lmfao.