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  • Its 1986 I'm in the first grad

    Im working really hard to get Mario laid

    Ive got to save the princess so he could get the pussy

    Believe me Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi

    Mario really wants to get her in bed

    So bad that his busting up bricks with his head

    He just wants sex

    So forget the wedding bills

    Jumping on little mushrooms and, and turtle shells

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  • BOTH EQUALLY DUSTY

  • Damn mario can get high with those mushrooms!

  • My drapes my meat drapes both equally dusty

  • Next should be Link meeting Zelda's Parents

  • "Both equally dusty"

  • I never thought smosh would bring me to Robot Chicken

  • funny man

  • :O WTHECK!?!?!?!?

  • cool

    

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  • lol

    

  • I cant believe how many people actually like robot chicken. it is a mystery.

  • @DsKillSmith I can't believe you would actually come to a robot chicken video just to criticize it. now that's a mystery.

  • Poor Mario :(

  • SUKARS

  • "Did a pig s**t out a dead fetus in here?"

    HA!

  • both equaly dusty

  • My meat drapes!

  • If I was half the man Mario was, I'd be normal size.

  • "and he's italian...."

    "ok, say no more."LOL

  • "I come here through the sewer line!" *nodding* "eh?"

    get it? hes Mario? He goes through warp pipes? lol

  • "both equally dusty"

  • Peach is a freak, :)

  • Lol

  • my fav robot chicken

  • Peach's mom looks like Daisy

  • Thumbs up for being the first Mario Parody ever to not resort to the mushrooms-as-drugs gag.

  • the king looks realy nice haha

  • I hope that castle has enough coins for 1 UP insurance, cause they are fucked

  • mamaia flower

  • what the fuck mario isbetter than that

  • Mario just f**ked up

  • 20 dollars say JayCee can get ahead of godlikedragon

  • 0:14 :D

  • peach said her parents this mario my new boyfriend, (he not her husband) so no need to mention honeymoon its too soon

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  • i got a old spice ad :D

  • @StuntmanRafalPL

    so did I *POWAAAAAAAAAAH!*

  • Both equally dusty.

  • Mamamia, Flowers!

  • around the end where mario falls and he hits the thinn that the fire flower was on i have that same mario figure

  • And there it goes.....

  • RIP childhood

  • That is brilliant

  • and thats why princess peach got her own castle xD

  • Does Mario have mafia ties?

  • @Raynor9X9 He owned the mafia until Sonic took it.

  • Nice touch using the old 8-bit sprites for the crumbling castle. XD

  • lol. Okay never saw that one before

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  • haha rachael mcfarlane is peach

  • how come there's no black people in the world mario

  • @ChristopherSnells Black people hate turtles. True fact.

  • @MalchikBlue but i wuv turtles ;__;

  • Anyone else expecting the flag to rise up at the end?

  • i am so sorry *crashes against wall* i have a few allergies!

  • lol when he eats flowere he pisses flamesXD

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

  • this is genius XD

  • My meat drapes!

  • What da hell? 

  • oh, so in this case, Mario's Alergic to mushrooms and flowers

  • LOL, Peach is a really noughty girl. And I would actually be glad if I had an allergy who made me twice as big and made me be able to shoot fire from my fingertips.

  • "remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon"

    ROFL

  • "and there it goes..." ROFLMAO

  • lol, at the end, upside down clouds

  • and there it goes

  • Robot Chicken kicks ass! XD

  • He definentally stormed her castle...

  • and there it goes XDDDD

  • lmao love it! Best one yet!

  • i have no idea how to respond to that

  • HAHAHAHA "Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon" ahahaha

  • So I take it Princess Peach's family are jewish.

  • great!

  • 20 people didnt beat bowse

  • My meat drapes? Really? That's so immature.

  • And he's Italian. Ok say no more.

    No shit

  • Whoever came up with the idea of putting your stupidity on Cartoon Network needs to be shot!!!!

  • @AaronStone2 Whoever came up with the idea of putting you on the Earth needs to be shot!!!!

  • @RDD756 It would've been better if they would've gone somewhere else. None of their stuff ever makes any sense, and it's always stupid.

  • @AaronStone2

    You are being vague as fuck.

  • @OfLanceTheLonginus Simply put. Adult Swim never should've existed.

  • @AaronStone2

    This reminds me of a saying I heard once;

    If you don't like it, don't watch it

  • @OfLanceTheLonginus It was kinda dumb to put it on CN since it used to be a kids network.

  • does anyone ever wonder when your playing game how the main charcters carry all the shit they pick up on the journey?

  • hilarious when he pockets that coin... 'and their it goes".....

  • Did anyone notice that Rachel MacFarlane voice Princess Peach in that sketch?

  • -giggles- rmember to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon- princess peach...

  • "comment from the video"

  • I liked the dad

  • I guess that is why she's always in another castle.

  • i prefer marios last life lol

  • 0:33 What is that, Larry David?

  • "And he's Italian." Yup we got them power-ups all right.

  • 0:48 she should just get with a black guy!

  • LincolnPower27 They make him trip BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL­LLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  • i thought mario died in vice city

  • @gamer8793 Mario always has some extra lives.

  • @gamer8793 nah he's got about 4 lives left

  • The only thing I'm legitimately horrified of is people media fetisizing the shit out of this as a feel-good go-to. Like Fast and the Furious or Transformers. It's like the minute explosions and cars are involved the asstards of the world come out to play.

  • @IggyTthunders Kinda agree...

  • both equally dusty

  • 0:56 FUS RO DAH

  • "And There It Goes"

  • I think Sally Acorn Parent had the same reaction during Sonic Visit

  • @I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE Ya i think so too it sad right when the hero of the game meet the person they saved Parents it all was goes wrong

  • "Both equally dusty!"

  • OH I GET IT NOW.. because he's... small.. and mushrooms make him bigger... and.. god dammit.

  • @Ghost3141265 Nah dude, mushrooms make him trip balllllls

  • @Ghost3141265 so what happens when he eats flowers? will it burn when he pees?

  • you just got paid from this comment

  • Did I just get an advertisement saying I can't view the video outside the US?

  • Perhaps Mario should've taken Megavitamins to stop those allergies.

  • Huh - so that's why she was always in another castle.

  • Is Mario mentally retarded in this clip?

  • @LoganSweningson Aw, give the man a break. He had allergies, and what man wouldn't be nervous when meeting the parents of the bride?

  • @crazy4sian Yeah, you're right. I just figured that he looked a little silly with his mouth hanging open when Peach was patting him on the head.

  • Lol meat drapes.

  • "both equally dusty!"

    haaaaaa

  • he doesn't spit fireballs....

  • @TekoMuto it sure looks like it in Super mario bros. 1 & 3

  • @TGamer43 if you watch the animations of the game he clearly raises his stage right hand up really quickly when he pops one out

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  • 0:30 Where do those coins go?

  • Mario, you fucking cunt!

  • I love the way peach is patting marios head

  • Smosh brought me here.

  • ohhh so thats why mario grows big when he eats a mushroom >:o i never knew that XD

  • sooOOoo.....I'm guessing their not going to want him back over the house again....

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  • lol

    

  • Been there, done that

  • Did a pig shit out a dead fetus in here? O.e

  • This is actually clever.

  • this is funny

  • longest advertisement ever (35 seconds)

  • I wonder how Italians actually feel about Mario.

  • @jekblom123 hes actulay scottish just go talk to him

  • Higher quality videos of robot chicken ! YES MY PRAYERS WHERE ANSWERED

  • It's amazing how far Robot Chicken's stop motion quality has come along. :)

  • MY MEAT DRAPES reffering to her dress

  • @corbinjoiner Talking about her clam, dude...

  • why are they in bowsers castle?

  • Thank you Adult Swim, I´m finally able to watch this video, even being outside North America.

  • Peach loves big ones

  • @lucaslmgv my girlfriend loves big ones thats one of the reasons she loves me =P

  • @ultraking312

    Okay bro. lol

  • @lucaslmgv my dick is 12 inches long and 6 inches thick.

  • @ultraking312

    Wow, that's big. But then again, I didn't need to know...

  • @lucaslmgv and that is why my girlfriend is in lust as well as in love with me.

  • @ultraking312

    Great for you, man haha

  • @lucaslmgv she lets me treat her like a sex slave and she has a box full of sex toys and bondage gear in her room that use on her =P

  • @ultraking312 do you like fish sticks fucking gayfish?

  • @MrScarcrow no.i dont eat fish i eat hamburgers.

    plus ifuck my girlfriend everynight so tell me do isound like a "gayfish" to you? cause if i do to you then you are a piece of crap.

  • the dad was the best part of this, with: "and there it goes..." and "both equally dusty."

  • "MY MEAT DRAPES" sounds like something Lady GaGa would say after a person with something called TALENT would respond back by saying both are equally dusty at the VMA's award show LMAO!!!

  • lol

    

  • HEY! I FOUND ONE! yes, in our couch... and there it goes.

  • And he's Italian "8=======D" LOL

  • So THAT'S what's in those castles!

  • So thats how you beat the game

  • remind me to bring mushrooms to our honeymoon

  • radio: mushroom elite fore target mario thingamabober

  • Bring the mushrooms!!!

  • lol I have that same Mario figure, the one when he turns big XD

  • wonder if they know about her love with Bowser

  • @someguy724 And the seven children.